The Littlest Podcast

Last stop! In the final episode of “The Littlest Podcast,” Katie and Stefan pick their 5 favourite and least favourite episodes from all 6 seasons, as well as 10 “WTF?!” moments. Thank you all for listening – it has been a pleasure. Take care, fellow Hobos!

Welcome to the Season 6 wrap up! Katie and Stefan play some Hobo Trivia and rank their Top 3, Bottom 3, and 3 Most Skippable episodes before declaring the Definitive #1 Episode of the Season!

Here it is – the final episode of The Littlest Hobo! Join Palmer, a military engineer who stays immortal via his moustache, as he tries to defuse the show’s most disappointing bomb. Buckle in, heat up some pizza pops, toss on a “Garden Serpents” LP, and get ready to finish the whole 6 seasons off with an episode you can live with.

The Hobo meets two very different children – a young boy who is a certified psychopath and another that visually screams “I race pigeons.” When the Hobo witnesses the on-screen death of a child inside of a suspicious hydro station propped up on wood blocks, it falls to the young psycho to choose whether to save a life. This episode is rated 10 out of 10 for bird harm, BTW.

Meet the bola-swinging Russian Batman! The Farrell family tries to find their way off a deserted island, but first they’ll need to complete a Classic Hobo Tussle, get out of a tiny net, and eat an entire beer fridge full of Sunny D and Fruit Gushers. Elsewhere, Katie and Stefan commit to be mummified after death and talk about the sugary miracle that is Dunkaroos. 

Ahoy! When an already dysfunctional family goes on a 6 month voyage and straight up shipwreck themselves, it falls to the Hob to stop snake attacks, pitfalls, bad moms being terrible, and kids making really weird bird noises. Can the “most famous sailor in history” Hobo survive Dog vs. Snake Part II? Find out!

Nick the Dick runs an arcade he hates and when Dapper Thieves: The Next Generation™ try to rob him, it falls to the Hobo, a deaf/dumb kid, and a LITERAL MIME to stop the crime. Put the kids to bed and call Family Services, because the "Love Machine" is rolling in on a mime time episode you won't want to miss.

When a woman named Torque wants to race go karts, the world's most misogynist coach won't let her. Fortunately, a dumb, happy boy name Hamish and the Hobo intervene to help Torque realize her dreams. Can a cameo from Paul Tracy and some awful puns from Stefan save this episode from a crash and burn? No.

I'm drinking your milkshake! Hobo visits an Amish/Mennonite/Quaker village with a man who may or may not be named Jake. This episode of the show is chock full of Biblical references, and this episode of the pod is filled with things like Katie's 100 Chicken McNuggets story, Stefan's recurring "Mr. Kurtz" character, camping tips, and strange jug music. It's a Reviracle!

When firefighter Jack refuses to hang up his axe, it's up to Hobo to learn about some Pokémons, light up a doctor recommended cigarette, put his robe on and try to sort out the mess. If someone from the Oshawa Fire Department could please confirm that everything in this episode is 100% accurate we'd be both very appreciative and very, very shocked.

Meet the local fire department - a team of highly trained, totally nonchalant firefighters that only put out buildings that are theoretically on fire. They never look for people in the buildings, and one of them refuses to wear a mask. His name is Jack, and this is his story.

When a filthy rich snob challenges a filthy rich college kid to a tennis game for the right to own/marry a filthy rich woman, it's up to filthy rich tennis pro Carling Bassett to make sure everyone stays filthy rich (and happy). If we learned anything from this episode, it's that we should've taken on a sponsor like Goop so we, too, could be filthy rich.

You heard it here: Season 6 is an angry, knife-wielding nun. When a priest sells his Immortan Joe car, he also unknowingly sells $100k in wine. Two escapees from an underground English fighting ring try to retrieve the pricey grape juice while our good friends The Niederoff's dress up as clowns. Yee-haw!

Behold! 45 consecutive minutes of Stefan trying to say "Arrivederci" properly and failing miserably. In the background, Katie can be heard discussing "Battlebots," how cool of a dad Bruno Mars is, and why nothing makes sense anymore, ever. Arrivederci Hobo, è giusto?

When super-Italian director Ferraro Benedetti rolls into a small town devoid of children and built entirely around placing bets on when one resident dies, it's up to the Hobo to help the director brutally insult people until he magically makes a movie. Michael Hogan stars in this episode filled with bad pizza habits, unparalleled Canadiana, and way too much Kraft Dinner talk.

In what universe are anchovies a default pizza topping? Follow along as Katie and Stefan talk about tiny Elton Johns, the attractiveness of one Mr. Shea Weber, video editing techniques, the Hobo's elderly possession skills and, occasionally, the actual episode.

Yee-haw! You're in Cowtown now! Get ready to follow television cowboy Stoney Hill as he dodges typewriters, angry drunk women, and lonely lonely cows. "That's me, good buddy."

It's The Year 2984, and hotel manager Mr. Drugue's super strong eye muscles and sick underground rap skills are the only thing keeping everything together. Especially since the hotel he's managing is home to the worst martial arts scene ever put on film, a haunted dumbwaiter, and absolutely no structural supports. This one DARES!

Welcome to a hotel staffed by 3 people! Here you'll be able to see the atrium, smash any of our many lamps, and enjoy a nice, juicy Monkey Whopper™. Qapla!

Things this episode has: a boy getting beat up, emotionally traumatized, and put under tremendous pressure all so that he'll run a 5 kilometer school race. Things this episode needs: more Mr. Merch.

Welcome to the Season 5 wrap up! Katie and Stefan play some Hobo Trivia and rank their Top 3, Bottom 3, and 3 Most Skippable episodes before declaring the Definitive #1 Episode of the Season!

The Littlest Hobo has a horror episode! Join a farm couple as they defend themselves against the combined terror of a ravenous lone wolf and the Eldritch horror that is the Hobo. So crank up some Deep Purple, bust out The Beastie Boys, and get ready to be super, duper scared!

Zut alors! When a Quebec man works on an apple farm, Hobo has to save him from rampant Francophobia from both his fellow workers and the producers of this episode. Katie and Stefan talk about Mike The Car Guy’s incredible “Indian Summer” theory, their extensive David Fox DVD collection, and about the force behind Yves’ death-defying fiery uppercuts. Bon oui!

When Evil Art Garfunkel starts cracking down on a senior home/haunted torture jail, four geriatrics with 19 hip replacements among them steal a car and break free. Joining Katie and Stefan are special guest Mike, The Car Guy, who gives everyone the lowdown on engine blocks, distributor caps, stabby dogs, and why he'll never name his firstborn "Nimrod."

When a university professor finds a room full of human bones under the TTC, he decides the best thing to do is live a soulless existence consumed by exhuming perfectly polished skulls. Elsewhere, another Canadian Tuxedo criminal rolls into the TTC as the Hobo rolls out, giving everyone what they’ve always wanted: the Hobo on a (subway) train!

The Kellerman’s continue their quest to capture the Hobo, but a sassy neighbour and several dog-sized squirrels stand in their way. Special guest appearances include one Human-Sized Hobo, Kellerman's failed monkeyfishes, and Stefan’s wife.

Christine Foster's mission to save the production money succeeds when a husband and wife discover that the Hobo is just super duper. Revel in the dozens of clips, the photos of mini brontosauruses, the magical Apple II computer, and the possibility of an immortal Hobo. By the way - your Dick’s Club dues are due and those guys don’t mess around.

Welcome to LARPville, population 3 kids who can't stop, won't stop. When future cult leader 'Zim Fahr' takes his 12 year old barbarians on a quest, he leads them into a death gauntlet that ends with them watching a man get mauled to death by a bear. We really wish we'd brought Paul from .ZeroStar in on this one - maybe he could have made sense of it.

The thrilling conclusion to “Sartech” is here! Join a nun that doesn’t believe in consent, Cthulhu and his bad accent, and a school principal filled with laxatives as they hope to be rescued by some foul-mouthed parachute men with chainsaws on their feet. Just watch out for the trees – they’re big wooden daggers!

It's "Lost," but in the 80s! When a small plane crashes, it's up to a Hobo, a Nun, a Doctor, a Pilot and somebody's mom to try and get help. Just watch out for the gigantic underground tunneling bears!

When "useful dude" and old man Vernie does the Bird Box Challenge, it's up to The Hobo to both sabotage and rescue him from such horrible dangers as pigeons, distractions, and canoes that were built way too thin. Get ready for 15 straight minutes of falcon noises!

Welcome to the Littlest Podcast, recorded exclusively on a continuously moving Snowpiercer style train full of sushi, lumberjacks, and clowns. In this episode, Katie and Stefan spend a whole lot of time pitching their idea for a new show that exposes the continuing dark secret that is the Yukon’s serfdom. There is also a dog.

When a dog named Ariel is sent to steal a Top Secret Super Deadly RCMP satellite/probe/laser, it’s up to a dog named Hobo to ram things with golf carts and stop him. Featuring all the members of DEVO and Kraftwerk, this episode is as 80s as cracking open a fresh Caprisun and watching TRON.

When Milosh's wife wants a little girl’s dog to run in a sport may not exist, it’s up to The Littlest Hobo to make sure the malnourished pup makes it. Featuring dogs in bags, the world’s coolest goat, little girls in swamps and the reuse of old footage to save money, this episode is truly “Born to Run” (cue the music!).

The docks, where nothing good ever happens – a desperate trucker must leave behind his kitchen full of trophies to take a dangerous load across the border. But up against him are his conscience, the dreaded FOOF bridge, and the world’s largest NARC. Will he make it? Will hard-lining 6 Seasons of the Hobo drive Katie and Stefan mad? Find out!

Blind David (who wants to be called that) is an angry man. He doesn’t want help from anyone, especially from an escaped convict who committed armed robbery on horseback. Listen as Katie talk about Italian Stallions, fiery lava pits, thousands of gators, and the invention of ‘Hobo Hop,’ the newest music genre launched by Hobo & The Gang’s “Boop My Snoot.”

It’s an episode full of questions! Who is Adam? Who is Steve? Is this lady Italian, or Spanish? Why hasn’t anyone made a movie about sharks that live in chlorine? Why is there a giraffe at this disco? What’s your blood type? Let’s find out!

  When 3 teams set out on a scavenger hunt to win a date with the Pink Ranger, each team struggles to find the exact same paper mache hornet’s nest. Elsewhere, Katie and Stefan make fun of York University, talk about key parties, and wonder just how easy it is the remove a distributor cap?

Jorts! Welcome to Season 5, where we’ll spend Episode 1 following a nearly naked 14 year old running around Toronto. After him are a socially inept “Big Brother,” the worst police dog ever, and the kid’s inescapable Final Destination style death. Buckle up – Season 5 is going to be great!

Welcome to the Season 4 wrap up! Katie and Stefan play some Hobo Trivia and rank their Top 3, Bottom 3, and 3 Most Skippable episodes before declaring the Definitive #1 Episode of the Season!

The final episode of Season 4 closes the season with dogs running, dogs eating, dogs doing stunts and dogs non-stop barking. You know what would be better than all that? Ernest Hemingway's many cats.

This is it – the episode where Katie and Stefan break down. When a little boy needs help saving up to buy a dog, he gets the Hobo to do all his work for him with (expectedly) disastrous results. Elsewhere, Katie reveals her newfound love for hockey, Stefan reveals his shaky grasp of dog breeds, and Mrs. Cavanaugh launches her car directly into the sun.

The perfect opportunity for a MechaHobo gets squandered when the Littlest Hobo wanders into a miniature town. When two men threaten to destroy the tiny murder planes natural habitat, it's up to one huge NERD and the Hobo to save a tiny town. Stefan explains why tall people can't watch The Phantom of the Opera, and Katie gives her one life for life and her best Godzilla roar.

The rapidly growing Hobo Expanded Universe™ revisits an old friend, when DOG man returns! In a store full of hanging sausages, Hobo must help his old pal Milosh understand the wisdom of hiding things in his underwear while dodging the world's most parallel flying tackles and one gigantic JUDO CHOP!

We’re everywhere! There’s twins! There’s time travel! There’s Foreigner! Join Katie and Stefan as they review late 70s prog rock, talk about the scariest theme songs of their childhood, explain Seattle’s superhuman hockey team and rate seasons based on a sliding vegetable grade. Oh, and Auston Matthews is back!

We're back! In this extra special episode of “The Littlest Hobo,” we visit a town made up of old people where the teenagers rule. When geriatric Lily wants to Netflix and Chill, it’s up a rag smelling man named Charlie to free her many servants, climb a ladder, rescue an economy built entirely around cardboard boxes, and maybe (just maybe) snag a bottle of sweet, sweet whale oil too.

A quick announcement about the future of The Littlest Podcast

When the CIA decides to flood a town with chlorine, it's up to the Hobo and one police officer to save a child that never stops crying. Luckily, they'll have help from an open basement window, several baby dummies, light jazz music, and all the Ryans Canada can produce! Also - Katie hates carpets (we thought you should know).

Vampires! Allergies! 80s vans with cool designs! All that and more appear in this episode of The Littlest Hobo. Sponsored by refreshing 7UP and MKUltra, a man tries to make a movie but everyone else is too busy either smuggling artifacts, trying to find artifacts, or sleeping in an actual coffin to care. Katie tells a Steven Tyler story and Stefan commits to airbrushing The Littlest Hobo on his car.

It's our longest episode ever! The Hobo meets a super stylish raccoon that just so happens to have rabies. On the raccoon's floofy, floofy tail are three people who have no idea how to handle a gun. Stefan tells a wolf story, Katie educates everyone, and we learn about the 51st Hobo, "Peanut."