The Long Pour

In this episode, Crusty and A-Man talk about the sociopath test, and if it rare for families to use that test to diagnose their own family members, of if that just happen in Crusty's family. We also talk about restroom etiquette and when a co-worker texts you for toliet papers. Finally, we talk about the neighborhood "Ghetto Wendy's", the time A-Man probably saw someone die there, and what if a Care Bear cared too much.

In this episode, Crusty and A-Man drink, and get off topic immediately. They talk time travel in the DeLorean, and hypothesize that Doc Brown must have been on drugs. Crusty makes fun of A-Man's beautiful brown shoes and compares them to his step-dad's shoes. Finally, they discuss the reality of drinking inside a Kroger store, which actually has a full bar.

In this episode, we welcome friend of the show and loans extraordinaire, Amy Jacoby. We drink, and Crusty and Amy talk about their recent trip to Italy. We talk gladiator battles, Italian wine, and Italian eateries. Also, we discuss Michelangelo's David, the abs and penis of course, and how a group of people can visit an area with arguably the most famous art in the world, see none of it, and just drink instead.

Goodness. In this episode A-Man and Crusty try to pull it together after a devastating loss by their beloved Fighting Irish. Much Jameson is had. They deal with how much life sucks, coping mechanisms, and how alcohol, pizza, and ice cream can help. Crusty even blames Joe Montana for his heartbreak. Finally, they go on a rant against Buffalo Wild Wings and their soft corporate stance on serving good, honest customers who slur their speech because of drinking.

In this episode, Crusty and A-Man drink, and give some quick thoughts on the Summer Games. We reminisce about the American-Soviet rivalry, and how the Dream Team helped save the world from Communism. Also, we give some simple rules for attending summer cookouts.

In this episode, Crusty and A-Man drink, and immediately get off topic. Then, we talk food and Taste of Cincinnati. We talk hobo beer, drinking from cups when you don't know where they come from, and accidentally drinking chewing tobacco spit. Finally, we talk ending up in weird places/situations when drinking. Have you ever had to spend the night at a strange house so your buddy could hook up?

In this episode, Nathan Peters crashes the show to talk about The Best Dead City Music Festival, and Turboslacker's album release. We talk about Dayton, Ohio institutions Dorothy Lane Market, Dot's, Marion's, and the city's best pizza. Finally, we give the dating advice you need to hear, with gems like "Tinder is awesome". Come join the party!

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink with The Trapper Keepers. We talk their band, 80's music, baseball, and Harry Caray. We talk about Uber getting weird...like when you regret meeting the driver, and wish you were somewhere else. Finally, we talk about shameful eating, especially when drinking. Oh, and Crusty absolutely drinks too much.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty talk about St. Paddy's Day, and what happens when a bartender cuts you off. During the story, we also argue about Four Loko, and whether the shot is called a Dirty Guinness or an Irish Car Bomb. We wrap up with Crusty's antibiotic issues, and absolutely crazy medicine side effects.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and discuss Crusty's blood pressure and recent trip to the hospital. We also ask, "Is it okay to be happy when a co-worker gets fired?

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink and never really get on topic...we end up debating which billionaire is the most evil...Bill Gates, Elon Musk, or Jeff Bezos? We also discuss McDonald's coffee, delicious sandwiches in general, and Crusty's relentless quest to promote this podcast.

In this episode A-Man and Crusty drink, and discuss an Instagram model with a probable sex addiction and Only Fans inspiration. We also discuss how women at 30 are like men at 18, and what odd careers Crusty could have. Professional cuddler? Professional Bridesmaid?

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink and kick off season 4 by questioning why New Year's resolutions always have to be about improvement. Can't they be about drinking more whiskey or being more sexually active? We also talk about first crushes, topless ladies, Janet Jackson, and the luckiest pair of hands ever.

In this episode, Crusty and A-Man invite Todd Moore, AKA "Trivia Todd' to drink and talk about Christmas. We talk about our favorite and least favorite Christmas songs and movies. We discuss whether Mariah Carey is an awful person or not (she is). We wrap up with some talk about Todd's Trivia and Music Bingo business.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and talk about a ridiculous scenario...what if you could laugh your dick off? Also, we find a list of disgusting habits that people admitted to, and we talk about a few of our favorites. And, a naked guy on a couch!

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and re-tell our favorite Halloween Movies, à la "Drunk History". But, do you think he actually picks a Halloween movie? Hell no.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and discuss how Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce hold the secret to being the #1 podcast. Then, we talk about looking good naked, and when women make you spend a Saturday at an Apple Cider Mill when you want to watch football. Also, we get irritated at each other.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink and watch the debut of Aaron Rodgers with the Jets. Except, Rodgers gets injured, so we get off topic and talk about Chicken Soup For The Soul, bachelor parties, getting old, and video game bars.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink with special guest, Nathan Peters. We talk about his band, Turboslacker, Dayton Music Fest, and his life as a chef. Listen up to hear about his love of music, "the grind", and bearnaise sauce. Also, a music round of fuck, marry, kill, and is it likely to find a chef's finger in your soup?

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty talk about their thoughts on seeing the new Indiana Jones movie, how cool Indy is as a character, and also teenage drinking games. Oh, and for a second, Crusty actually thinks Harrison Ford is 92!

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty talk about an embarrassing work situation, smelly feet, ask why some people like feet, and touch base on Bud Light and being angry at brands.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink Malort, and talk about Crusty turning 40 and a too-intense edible experience. Then we talk about not being hairy, being too hairy, and dealing with body hair maintenance. That shit is embarrassing.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and talk about Crusty's first trip to Vegas as an adult. Then, we talk about the legendary Dennis Rodman in Vegas. Oh, and a story about a guy that swallows a condom-covered banana, too!

In the episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and come to grips with their drunk vs sober selves, their real life Jekyll and Hyde battles. Also, they talk about the inherent pressure of bringing a significant other over for the holidays to meet family for the first time. So fun!

In the beginning, A-Man and Crust understood that sometimes they would drink too much, and maybe these episodes should be considered "lost episodes". Hey, sometimes you swing and strike out. Well, this one should probably be a "lost" one, but, what the hell, why not? So, in this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, talk abut things that probably aren't topical right now (again, we almost didn't release this), how competitive we can get playing basketball, and how fun it would be to drink with Larry Bird.

In this episode A-Man and Crusty drink and talk about the joys of Summer...festivals and eating giant pork chops. Then, we discuss our fears of hotel rooms at great length. Lysol is involved.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and finish up the debate about their favorite comedians. Plus, some honorable mentions! Come listen to two idiots speak about a completely subjective matter as if they are the definitive experts on it.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and give each other their personal top 10 comedians. Then, we debate. Part 1 of the discussion.

In this episode A-Man and Crusty drink, and give you our rules to attend a wedding properly. We talk about Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, and poop in the bed. We get more sauced than normal so who knows if this episode is any good?

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and talk about the antics of the bad boy of golf, John Daly. Then, they recap how they both almost died eating the world's hottest gummy bear (yes that sounds like they are both little bitches, but you eat the damn gummy bear and see how you feel) in the search to get more listeners.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink, and talk about Lenten sacrifices. Then, Crusty gives his St. Paddy's, rules and A-Man thinks a girl broke her hand giving sexual favors.

In this episode, Crusty and A-Man drink tequila, and talk about how to react if attacked by a large naked man. Then, we keep talking violence, because there was a rumble at the Golden Corral.

In this episode, we scheme how we think we can get more listeners, and we talk about mice invading...and why they gotta go if they do.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty kick off the holidays with a Thanksgiving recap, Crusty invents a holiday, and we talk about rockstars behaving badly.

In this episode, A-Man and Crusty drink and talk favorite and least favorite Halloween candy, get off-topic, talk scary movies, and...when it's okay to commit murder.

In this episode, A-Man tells Crusty Dusty about his first trip to Las Vegas, and then, we get real about a true "tug on your heartstrings" movie...the sports classic Rudy.