The Long Spatula Podcast

We're finally here, episode 100!Thanks to all that have supported us throughout the years.Plenty more episodes to come. For this special episode we re-interview our good friend Rob (who first joined in episode 1).We discuss politics, life, undateables, and have a few good laughs along the way. Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFA place where you can discuss the podcast with other like-minded members and fans of Long Spatula.

In a spin on the classic segment, "tricking Ryan", the Long Spatula bois play the hosts of the Grasstooth Podcast at their own game in... The Glass Truth!**Links**The Grasstooth Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/0ZyKBQtGIpxHGMuQmxzRWz?si=c0516c2bf2d34997Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFA place where you can discuss the podcast with other like-minded members and fans of Long Spatula.

Join Ryan and Osanne as they deliver some glass truths to the hosts of the Grass Tooth Podcast! Stay tuned for shenanigans and tricky segments as Gopi and Yonny are put in the hot seat as we find out their secret ingredient in our Secret Sauce Segment.**Links**The Grasstooth Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/0ZyKBQtGIpxHGMuQmxzRWz?si=c0516c2bf2d34997Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFA place where you can discuss the podcast with other like-minded members and fans of Long Spatula.

Only 2 more episodes until episode 100! In this week's episode we learn how to make Jamaican patties in 'Osanne's Cooking Segment.'And, we review Trevor Noah's 'What Now' podcast. Also, Osanne saves someone's life?Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFA place where you can discuss the podcast with other like-minded members and fans of Long Spatula.**Ratings**What Now? with Trevor NoahRyan: 5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

It's a new year and that means new resolutions - get your spatulas ready because Osanne and Ryanare starting this year with some fire - crack open the supermalts because you're not going to want to miss this one.Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFA place where you can discuss the podcast with other like-minded members and fans of Long Spatula.

It's sizzling in the booth as Osanne sends some fire lyrics Ryan's way with a twist... it's a riddle!

Ryan and Osanne review... Die Hard**Ratings**Ryan: 8/10Osanne: 8/10

Get the eggnog and the merry cheer going, in this explosive episode we have anotherhighly anticipated AI Tournament segment (Christmas themed!) and our review of: Die Hard (1988).Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/WsZQAMeDJFIf you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.**Ratings**Die HardRyan: 8/10Osanne: 8/10

In this week's episode we talk about the new world's hottest pepper: Pepper X.Also, Osanne has found paradise on earth. Tune in to hear about this and our review of: Predestination (2014).Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

Step into the algorithm with your bois, Ryan and Osanne as their magic conch co-host has all the answers in another action packed episode, with an AI fighting tournament and much more...Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIf you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

Ryan and Osanne review... Witch**Ratings**Ryan: 6.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

Sit back, relax and... you're a wizard Terry! Your bois, Ryan and Osanne have brought back the magic this episode with a rap riddle and a podcast review. Hold on to your headphones!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIf you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.**Ratings**WitchRyan: 6.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

Ryan and Osanne review... The Batman**Ratings**Ryan: 7.5/10Osanne: 5/10

This week we talk about some of the most puzzling, and most tragic stories.We also tell some exclusive tales from our latest barbeque, and end on an explosive reviewof The Batman (2022).Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIf you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.**Ratings**The BatmanRyan: 7.5/10Osanne: 5/10

We are joined in spirit by our first ever pseudo-live audience, stay tuned for multiple anecdotes, a review of Face/Off, and learning how to surf.Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

We're back in a huuuge episode, multiple segments, trickin' Osanne and a review - this episode's got it all!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

Your bois are back with all the latest stories, including our first impressions on The Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer as wellas Osanne's first foray into driving. Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

Rev up those fryers because your bois Osanne and Ryan are finally back. We've been busy rustling up a few new stories to share as well as a brand new cooking and... farming segment? Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

This week's episode is a big one as we hear about Osanne's latest foray into afrobeats, brunch and .. bingo? Ryan tells an equally bizarre story about a chair he bought and we wrap up the episode on tales of magic, plus a review of the League of Legends: Arcane TV series! Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

Ryan and Osanne review... Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean**Ratings**Ryan: 8.5/10Osanne: 8/10

Welcome back to the Long Spatula podcast and in this episode your leg-ends, Ryan and Osanne, will bring you some smooth ASMR unboxing sounds along with some bars of gold as Osanne spits some fire in an old favourite segment. Then things get Stone Cold as we bring you a review of the latest installment in the Jojo franchise: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean, so just sit back, relax and enjoy.**Ratings**Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone OceanRyan: 8.5/10Osanne: 8/10

In this week's episode, something happens to Osanne that neither of us could have predicted, we also give our first impression on the new Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 6 Stone Ocean season, our thoughts on the new Spider-Man: Far From Home, and ending on the much-loved segment Tricking Osanne!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR If you would like to discuss the podcast with other like-minded members.

We're looking for a pool boi in this episode of the Long Spatula Podcast! Join your bois, Ryan and Osanne in their search for a guest host (and content!) as they talk about witches, traders, Scientologists human sacrifices and much more...Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members!

Ryan and Osanne review... Squid Game**Ratings**Ryan: 8.5/10Osanne: 8/10Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIt’s free, and we have a group of active members with an interest in a variety of topics. If you would like to contact Osanne and Ryan directly, or just simply chat amongst the other members of the podcast, we'd love to have you there!

Comedians, Osanne and Ryan are back once again to give you your daily dose of Spat related content. William Shatner going into space, the EGX gaming convention, and a trickin' Ryan segment are the topics of this week's podcast episode ending on our review of the new hit television series Squid Game.**Ratings**Squid GameRyan: 8.5/10Osanne: 8/10Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYRIt’s free, and we have a group of active members with an interest in a variety of topics. If you would like to contact Osanne and Ryan directly, or just simply chat amongst the other members of the podcast, we'd love to have you there!

"They're Back! They're Back I Tell ya!!". It's been a while, but your bois are back on the scene with engaging stories and another beast of a review, so be sure to sit back, relax and enjoy.**Ratings**BEASTARS Season 2Osanne 6.5/10Ryan 7/10Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members!

Happy new year listeners! Last year Ryan and Osanne left behind some crazy stories about a Mc Donald's Jerk Chicken sandwich and a clean cooking segment so just sit back, relax and enjoy this hidden gem!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members!

This Black Friday you get two dicks for the price of one!? Tune in as Ryan and Osanne talk about the bad feeling in the pit of their wallets with the festive season round the corner, a certain double-dicked dude and a new job opportunity.Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

Ryan and Osanne review... Among Us**Ratings**Ryan: 6.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

Your bois, Ryan and Osanne are among us with a surprisingly original business idea and a review of the game that every one's talking about so sit back, relax and enjoy!Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.**Ratings**Among UsRyan: 6.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

Join Ryan and Osanne as they challenge science itself. Inject yourself with the chum bucket serum as they explore vaccines, cures and a certain side effect that may change a man's life forever. Also, we introduce a brand new segment, a conjoined storytelling experience completely improvised on the spot ! Lastly, Ryan has some important news that he's been hyping up for the whole week. Let's hope it's something actually important! Join our discord at: https://discord.gg/yKjXnYR It’s free, and you can talk to us and other members of the podcast as well as many other active members.

Your basement-dwelling bois are back and are holed up in Spat-Tower with nothing but dusty old recordings to keep them company... that's right this is a clip show and we've lined up some bangers for you so just sit back, relax and enjoy!

Do black people eat cheese sandwiches? Would Ryan accept a knighthood? What happened during Osanne's game of DnD? If these questions seem spooky, it's no surprise because in this special episode of The Long Spatula Podcast you're in for a treat (or trick!)**Links**www.twitch.tv/longspatula

Things get a bit heated in the kitchen as Ryan learns the hard way that you can't mess around with mashed plantain and while your boi Osanne can't seem to remember birthdays, he's still stashed away a much "needed" surprise segment with a Black History Month twist! Just sit back, relax and enjoy folks...

Ryan and Osanne review... The Matrix **Ratings** Ryan: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!) Osanne: 9/10

Join Ryan and Osanne as they travel through the Matrix: brain implants, new microphones and fear of failure? It's all in this one! **Ratings** The Matrix Ryan: 10/10 (Golden Spatula!) Osanne: 9/10

Ryan and Osanne review... Critical Hit

Join Ryan in hearing Osanne's bizarre story about our boi Ferdy gate crashing his work call and his adventures finding a loyal crew to work on a game with him. This episode is f̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶c̶k̶i̶n̶'̶ good!

Don't fly too close to the sun as your boys Ryan, Osanne and their special guest Mason take you through the solar system in this episode that answers all the important questions. Is there life on Venus? And what are their first impressions of the new Final Fantasy 16 trailer?

In this Long Spatula Segment, your boi Ryan must pay attention as Osanne tells a series of tricky news stories one of which is fake. Can Ryan spot the lie when oftentimes the truth is stranger than fiction?

The truth is often stranger than fiction..., but you couldn't make up what goes down in this episode as your bois, Ryan and Osanne come out of their bubble to talk about a qualitea business idea, a close friend who may or may not be considering a sex change and busting back into Spat Tower so stay tuned!

Did you know everything you have said has been recorded in the Library of Babel? How is this possible? Well we’ve got your answers in this massive episode! We also get our inventing hats on and think of two products with the power to change the world, and bring back the much loved cooking segment where we attempt to make jollof rice. But that's not all, Ryan has been flying high in the latest flight simulator and Osanne has been having beard troubles in this episode you don't want to miss!

Ryan and Osanne interview... Steph and Teresa from the High Expectasians Podcast**Links**The High Expectasians Podcast - https://castbox.fm/channel/High-Expectasians-id2965801Steph's Instagram (@stephfungal.art) - https://www.instagram.com/stephfungal.artTeresa's Instagram (@teriifan) - https://www.instagram.com/teriifan/

Here to witness the most secret-y secret of all of secret-dom are Stef (@stephfungal) and Teresa (@teriifan) from the High Expectasians Podcast as your regular bois, Ryan and Osanne, try to add to their secret collection of secrets (secretly).

Your sunny side bois are back in another sizzling episode! Ryan and Osanne are joined, by Glody (our editor!) at the prison canteen to talk about how things could have gone so wrong...

Ryan and Osanne review... Evil Genius with Russel Kane**Ratings**Ryan: 7.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

Put the money in the bag and let Jesus take the wheel as your bois, Ryan and Osanne tear up the script, "spat" some bars and go rogue in an action-packed episode that you won't want to miss!**Ratings**Evil Genius with Russel KaneRyan: 7.5/10Osanne: 7.5/10

Ryan, Osanne and Glody (our editor!) review... SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc **Ratings**Ryan: 9/10 Osanne: 9/10 Glody: 10/10 (Anime Spatula!) 

Well, you backed up... and you know what else? Ryan might be going bald... and you know what else? Glody (our editor!) met some strangers online... and you know what else? Osanne is bleeding... and you know what else, else?!?! The pizza's getting cold!  **Ratings**  SpongeBob Anime Ep #1: Bubble Bass Arc Ryan: 9/10 Osanne: 9/10 Glody: 10/10 (Anime Spatula!) 

Ryan and Osanne review... Trollhunter**Ratings**Ryan: 4.5/10Osanne: 3/10 (Tartar Sauce!)Jamie: 0/10 (Tartar Sauce!)