The Longest Short Story Podcast

Rocco takes home Business of the Year while Craig takes home… a hangover and some questionable moments with wax figures at Madame Tussauds. From Local Town glory to drunken debauchery—this episode’s got it all.

Dust off your Tamagotchis and fire up the dial-up modem—we’re diving headfirst into the glorious chaos of the 90s! Expect hilarious throwbacks to the golden age of gaming with PlayStation 1 demo discs, the sweet suffering of LimeWire viruses, Naff Naff jackets & all the things we used to get up to in our early days!

In this week's wild ride of an episode, we tackle three completely unrelated—but equally outrageous—topics! First up, the age-old question: Who would win in a fight between me and a gorilla? Spoiler alert: It involves brute strength, and a bat!Next, we dive into the tragic tale of a McDonald's order gone horribly wrong— the crispy injustice, and the very real societal implications of sauce deprivation.And finally, we get personal with a hypothetical twist: If I won the lottery, would I really get a divorce? 

Episode 3 - The only podcast that discusses financial ruin, midlife car purchases, and five-a-side tactics—all in one episode! Today, we dive into the highs and lows of crypto, Craig's greatest small football team ever assembled, and Rocco’s borderline obsessive love for grunge music and Honda CRV's

Episode 2 sees us talk about our weekly activities, from bread and butter pudding to attending a white collar boxing match and somehow after sitting in a Wetherspoons drinking hooch. We also talk about one of Liam's lifelong dreams....Beating a Guinness World Record

Introducing The Longest Short Story - Hosted By Craig Ansell & Rocco Richards. We talk about everything in life...Why we are starting a podcast and how we can bring some joy to people listening. No Thrills, No Topics just two guys drinking Coffee and talking s**t!!