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The Lotuscast
by The Lotuscast
The Lotuscast brings you a mash-up of daily headlines, entertainment news, personal issues and the occasional interview.
Episodes
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Studio Dave
Dave wanted to try his new gear out. Joe did his best to make it sound bad by screaming randomly. We talked a bit about Avengers, Fartnite, and TMNT 2. Oh, and Joe's identity was stolen. Contact us if you have any information.
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Cardi B More Like Harvey D
Not sure what this is, not sure what this isn't. Uncle Haul has a new show though. Spreaker.com/myaccount
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Whats In A Name
Tonight I talk about the XFL returning, work pregnancy, and Mo'Nique's ban on Netflix. Joe joins in to talk about the Oscar's and HQ. Enjoy!
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What Is This Anymore
Tonight Matt talks about the end of The Lotuscast...for real? Dave joins to talk about Shitholers and Aziz. Joe joins for a bit to express his feelings. It's almost The Lotuscast.
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2018 - Year of the Trash Fire
Dave laments his lower frequency of masturbation, and confesses it only happens in one place. Matt has a lot of Trump questions for Adam. Dave and Adam get into it again, and we talk about charity donations. Dave announces he special ordered a new computer chair.
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The Nightmare Before Joe-mas
We finally get back to our roots by doing a show with the four of us. Matt comes down to visit for Christmas Eve and spends the evening with Joe's brothers and sister, and tells a story of how they ditched Joe. Adam got some new underwear and Dave spreads his usual humbug.
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Star Wars: The Shit Awakens
Joe and Adam do a show without Matt and Dave. Joe has a Christmas gifting dilemma and describes how he finds gifts for people. We talk Star Wars the Last Jedi and Adam has a lot of opinions of the HUGE misstep of the Star Wars franchise. Luke, Laura Dern, Rey's Parents, who is Snoke, why is this...
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The Almost Solocast
Matt does 30 minutes by himself. Then Dave joins in for some fun. Hope you enjoy it!
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August Ames Suicide Squad
Adam finally sees Suicide Squad and like something from it. We watch the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer and point all all the logical flaws in the story made apparent from the trailer. Infinity War trailer also makes an appearance. Dave is upset that Joe didn't text back about hanging out...
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The Week After Thanksgiving Special
We find out what everyone was up to for Thanksgiving, and why we broke with tradition and didn't do a live Thanksgiving show. Dave is a real boy now. Matt Lauer is a sex monster. Matt and Joe saw Justice League and didn't walk away with rave reviews. Adam has a fight with friends.
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Jewed Out of Beer
Dave refuses to sell beer to Adam after Adam shows up at Dave's store. Matt "learns" something about himself. Also something about Justice League.
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Louis CK: Ragnarok
We're back after a week and Joe takes yet another NYC trip. Adam went to a Halloween party that wasn't Joe's. Kevin Spacey and Louis CK are the latest Hollywood sexual predators. Matt says he can longer watch Kevin Spacey movies without thinking about Kevin Spacey. Dave details Matt's butt…
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The Penis Peeping Conspiracy
Joe went to NYC this week to see Queens of the Stone Age in concert, but didn't give a great description. Joe is also pet sitting again. Kids threw a rock onto some cars and killed a guy. Dave thinks the JFK files are pointless but doesn't think there is a conspiracy. Adam says Marvel's Inhumans...
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Jewed Out of Pizza
Dave came back from Europe, and swears he's not a double agent. We also find out he stayed with a mysterious internet friend, and pretended to have a baby on his social media. Matt has a problem with an unruly worker who was jewed out of pizza. Women are coming out against Harvey Weinstein and…
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Our 9/11 Photo Album
Matt brings up his coworker's bizarre 9/11 Photo Album that is just 9/11 images printed from the internet. The NFL had a bunch of anthem protests that Adam finds disresepctful, but bothered neither Joe nor Matt. Star Trek Discovery finally premiered, and surprise, Joe didn't hate it. We talked…
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Monkey Knife Fight Not Included
Felipe from Monkey Knife Fight and Mmmmchelle join us tonight in studio. Felipe tells us about their CD Release this weekend in Lynn, MA at the Bent Water Brewing Company. There is a Mad Pooper, Dave is in London, Monkey Knife Fight has a beer made about them. Matt hates women comediennes, and we...
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DACA When the Walls Fell
We're back, and Matt tries to get Joe to think about a new job. Dave hates everything about the iPhone X and is patiently waiting for a new iPhone SE. We can't figure out where Trump stands on the DACA issue - but he is in full support of the wall. Ted Cruz probably likes porn, Hellboy releases...
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Hurricane Dave Harvey
We come back from a 2 week break and Matt talks his dad's brain tumor. Season 7 of Game of Thrones wasn't Matt's favorite, but everyone else thought he was being too harsh. Adam does a Parcheesi Poetry Corner and we talk about the white supremacists and the Robert E Lee statue.
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Dick Penis the Fluffer
Adam does a 48 hour film and calls himself Dick Penis, Matt is emotionally unavailable to Mike Moore and Joe, people are taking fish antibiotics, a woman throws her baby in the fridge, what is the deal with North Korea, and we investigate what the deal is with American Vandal on Netflix.
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Counting Your Happys
Blast from the past, Roman drops by and tries to explain what he thought "have your cake and eat it too" means. We also talk about the latest Hollywood Fantasy League draft, and we check in with Chaunty.
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Analog Heart's Not Good Enough
Analog Heart joined us in studio today and played a few songs for us, including their new single "Not Good Enough". We also talk shower poops, diarrhea bears, and adult onset lyme disease. Checkout Analog Heart at www.analogheartband.com!
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Suicide Squad 2
Chester Bennington dies, we play some Linkin Park while Dave claims he hates it. He also hates War for the Planet of the Apes and Roman establishes he's a human golden retriever.
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Spiderman Homecoming
We talk the ladies of GLOW on Netflix, Spiderman Homecoming and Adam's dislike of all the side characters, and preview the McGregor/Mayweather fight.
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Not Safe For Four Christmases
Jim from Not Safe for Watercoolers joins us to talk the new Jumanji trailer, the dangers of Four Christmases, and using online dating apps while being tied down in a marriage.
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Make Bubbie Awake Again
The one where we talk about how Gal Gadot is more famous than we think and Bubbie is starting a chaturbate show with her Gal pal.
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The Ice Cube Cometh
The one where Bill Maher says a thing then apologizes for the thing then Ice Cube blesses him.
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White Guys Talking About Wonder Woman
A familiar face returns to talk about Comey, Wonder Woman, and weed pizza. #DaveHarvey
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Joe Messed Up Yet Again
The one where Matt cancelled Spreaker with no warning and we couldn't broadcast live.
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AOL Has Their Finger on the Pulse of America
The one where we went to a concert and it wasn't in Manchester.
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Baby Groot's Famously Huge Turds
The one where everyone saw Guardians of the Galaxy Volume II and then stopped being friends.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume II
The episode where millions of americans lose access to stephen colbert.
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Tony Hates Chachi
The episode where we talk about absolutely nothing.
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Matt Chuck the Cuck
Matt Cuck birthday bonanza
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Jay Burns Syria and Afghanistan
Jay Burns guest stars, and we talk the Thor Ragnarok trailer and all the other stuff exploding.
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Pepsi
In this episode we talk about Kendall's protest of white people and breaking news don rickels is in the great comedy store in the sky
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C U Next Thursday
The one where Jack comes to visit because he's celebrating the day of his birth which coincides with Joe appreciation day.
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Jay Burns Logan
The one where Jay Burns calls in and we talk about Logan dying to Professor X's mistakes and his daughter crying over it all the way to the bank.
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Warren Harvey's Film Feud
The one where we talk about the oscars and Milo Yiannopoulos's affair with Amy Shumdog.
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The Curious Case of David Langill
The one where David Langill guest stars.
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Youth in Revolt
The one where we talk to Youth In Revolt
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Black's Life Matters
Where in the world is Dave Harvey?
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Dave Won't Make It After All
Dave is gone, tossing his hat up in the air.
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Putin on the Spritz
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The Lotuscast brings you a mash-up of daily headlines, entertainment news, personal issues and the occasional interview.
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