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THE LOUDEST PODCAST

by Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. HOSTED BY SIRANCHA & ASTERIOS KOKKINOS.

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Episodes

  1. We Lose A Pokemon Tournament

    We went all the way to Baltimore to lose at Pokemon. We also saw "Primetime" (the "To Catch A Predator" movie) and Rancho can't stop watching Only Use Me Blade's adventures in Las Vegas.

  2. Ozempic Nearly Kills Asterios + Pokémon BRUSH?!

    And: We talk about the new Sydney Sweeney ad all shows are legally obligated to discuss

  3. Free! DarkSydeJills #45: Niko Learns About DSP

    DSJ is normally patreon-only, but...they're talking about my favorite internet man and I just can't keep this to myself. Even though her show is named after DarkSydePhil, Niko has never heard or watched him...UNTIL NOW HAPPY HALLOWEEN MWA-HA-HA-HA

  4. Pokemon Basics Elude Asterios + Rancho's South Korean Return

    She really did watch a lot of "My Royal Nemesis"

  5. DSP Tries It? We Try DSP!

    Yes, we watch "the" video...

  6. We Love DSP + Hate Euphoria's Finale

    Cobra was our addiction. DSP is our Methadone.

  7. The Giantest Podcast Reacts To Giant Sydney Sweeney

    I really tried to get out of watching this scene. She went to incredible lengths to torrent and convert it.

  8. The Chris Pratt AI Judge Movie

    We hereby judge this movie...GUILTY! (of being GREAT)

  9. Tony's Star Wars' Barber Shop

    Asterios finds his "forever" haircut

  10. Asterios Says A Bad Word

    My wife made me say a bad word Also: Rejoice, Naruto fans! You will feel especially seen this episode

  11. John Pork Is Calling

    Also: Asterios learns he's a "Pennsylvania 10"

  12. Pluribus, Explained

    Yes, we talk about the foot thing

  13. We "Boop" A Deer With Our Car

    Also: Asterios encounters a foot fetish shoot while exercising at the gymnasium Also Also: We get way too into Zootopia

  14. Is A Very Jonas Christmas Absolute Cinema?

    Also: Asterios saw the Springsteen movie, and sings about how bad it is

  15. We Got Married + Asterios Gets Into Victorious

    Yes, that Victorious Also, this photo will make more sense when you hear the episode

  16. King Of The Hill Returns!

    And: We plan a highly Catholic (looking) wedding.

  17. Blindsterios Blindkinos

    And: A very "special" McDonald's employee goes too far with Rancho.

  18. Squid Games Finale SPOILED!

    You'll NEVER believe who won the Squid Games! I sure don't

  19. The Top 10 Frybaggings Of All Time

    Are you looking for the best put the fries in the bag ever of all time top 10 top ten? You're in luck: We've collected the ten best 10 best Josh Joshua "World of T-Shirts" Block from the TikTok application who is told to "put the fries in the bag" frybaggings from frybaggers and frybags and fries...

  20. Asterios Kills His Dog

    And: Rancho's Sims kids keep getting taken by CPS.

  21. Everything WRONG With Captain America 4!!

    WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let Asterios into the theater

  22. Mr. Based Gets Arrested + Nano Blaster 5G

    This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind"). Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster...

  23. Asterios Keeps Getting Pulled Over For Some Reason

    Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.

  24. Class of '09: The FlipSide, Pt. 2

    We finished it! You can't say we didn't.

  25. Class of '09: The FlipSide

    They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.

  26. Talkin' Talk Tuah: The Hawk Tuah Girl Recap Podcast

    Can YOU guess how long we made it before turning it off?

  27. The Daniel Larson Panera Bread Freakout (Rancho's Birthday 5, Pt. 2)

    50% terrifying, 50% hilarious, 100% unhappy she made me watch this.

  28. Rancho's Birthday 5: Daniel Larson Pulls The Fire Alarm At Olive Garden Edition

    We're all praying this is her last birthday Edited by ZWICK!

  29. Rancho Makes "Food" From The GarfieldEATS Cookbook

    Some of these recipes WON'T kill you!

  30. We Put Daniel Larson On Trial

    And: WorldOfTshirts releases the song of the summer. And And: Kanye West sexts his assistant—which is 100% not allowed!

  31. Nathen Wins Us Back

    And: our local 7-11 experiences a devastating coup d'état

  32. Daniel Larson Is In Jail & We Are All Responsible

    There's blood on your hands, listeners!

  33. Minisode: Asterios Brings His Laptop To Haircuts

    We're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode! But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.

  34. Asterios Learns About Roblox + Mr. Beast Cancellation Predictions

    The Bloxburg Protests are in full effect. Rancho has the latest.

  35. Nathen Narcs on Homer's Donuts

    And, for tax purposes, we read The Big Bang Theory's "Big Book of Lists"

  36. Sirancha Gets Stardew-Pilled

    And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new song

  37. The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

    And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)

  38. NYC's All-You-Can-Eat Weed Buffet Sucks

    Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be bad

  39. Nathen Makes The Nickelodeon Scandal About Himself

    What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.

  40. World Of T-Shirts Returns To Save TikTok

    In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returns...

  41. We Review The Hamtaro Movie Sequel

    Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."

  42. Sirancha Gets Outed As A Straight

    And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at once

  43. Should You Tip For McCurbside Delivery? Because Asterios Does & Rancho Hates It.

    Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. Three different times.

  44. Asterios Plays Hearthstone While Driving

    Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)

  45. Rancho vs. The "Woke" Handicapped Symbol

    Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft server

  46. Rancho’s Birthday: Class of ’09 Edition

    For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"

  47. Asterios Gets A Prostate Exam

    Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our house

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