The Lunch Pail Boys Podcast

In this episode, Zuul, Steve, Jake, and TJ shoot the shit about the first night on the The Lunch Pail Boys outing.

In this episode, Zuul, Burton, and TJ discuss a lesser-known critter sighting in Carmel, Ohio.

Tonight's episode, the boys cover two lesser-known cryptids: The Spanish Octo Squatch and The Florida Moss Man, aka "Old Gregg".

In this part 2 of our Peter Kürten Series, special guest Eric Hackney, Zuul, Steve, and TJ cover Peter Kürten: The Crinkly Cummer. Kürten was a German serial killer, known as The Vampire of Düsseldorf and the Düsseldorf Monster. While Peter's notoriety isn't as high as Dahmer, Bundy, or The Clintons, he made up for it with his bloody thirsty, and vicious nature.In the next episode, the boys will cover Peter still doing stabby-stabby time, and then the end of crinkly cummer!!!

Zuul, Steve, and TJ shoot the shit about random stuff while being mildly intoxicated. This episode was meant to be released around Christmas, but life got in the way. Hopefully you guys enjoy!!!

The Splurton, Zuul, and TJ discuss the Battle for Ape Van Canyon. One night in the 1900's, 5 men would fight to survive against several bigfoot.

On this episode, Zuul, Steve, and TJ cover Peter Kürten: The Vampire of Düsseldorf. Kürten was a German serial killer, known as The Vampire of Düsseldorf and the Düsseldorf Monster. While Peter's notoriety isn't as high as Dahmer, Bundy, or The Clintons, he made up for it with his bloody thirsty and vicious nature. In the next episode, the boys will cover Peter when he fully committed to making stabby stabby time into a full time job instead of a part time hobby. Hope you enjoy!!! (Sorry for the irregularity of our episode releases, TJ has finished his Fievel goes West like journey and the episodes will start to released like normal. )

The Lunch Pail Boys 100th episode Pt. 1. The boys make a special trip to Monroe Lake near Bloomington Indiana to do an episode. We would like to apologize to our listeners for the long hiatus. TJ is still attempting to transition to a new house and shit. Once things calm down, more episodes will be put out. Until then enjoy these episodes and the ones we'll put out sporadically over the spoopy season.

In Pt. 2 of this weird ass abduction, we dive into Rich and Dan's role in this crazy tale. Are these men detectives, or are they government spooks? Do these men have Linda's best interests at heart, or is their agenda of sinister origin?

The boys discuss the alien abduction of Linda Napolitano. Linda was abducted from her apartment in Brooklyn, New York. The story is told from what she disclosed while under hypnosis. In the next episode, we'll discuss Dan and Richard and their part of the story.

Sorry for the few weeks off. The Lunch Pail Boys had to take care of some shit. So they decided to have an easygoing episode before they dig into alien abductions next week. Hopefully, you enjoy the episode and please don't forget to RATE or REVIEW us and SUBSCRIBE!!!!

On a nice late May night in 1900, 3 adults in upstate New York, observed a creature that appeared to be birthed from the anus of hell. Did they get eaten or did they all play a game of Rummy or did the loser sleep with the big white creature from hell? Also, stay till the end. The Outro is a tune that Zuul created. Enjoy!!!

In this episode, Zuul, Splurton, and TJ dig into The Chronovisor. A device allegedly created by priests to see into the past. The Church denies it ever existing, but then signs a decree outlawing its use.

Zuul, Splurton, and TJ cover the doom and gloom book "The Adam and Eve Story: The History of Cataclysms. For some reason after being published, the book was quickly swooped up by the CIA and classified until it was finally released through a FIOA request in the 2000's.

Zuul, Splurton, and TJ discuss a known Vampire Hunt in the 1950's. It's a weird one!!!

T.J., Burton, and Zuul cover the sexual abduction of Antônio Vilas-Boas. Antonio was a Brazilian farmer who claimed to have been abducted by extraterrestrials in 1957. 

In this episode, Zuul, Burton, and TJ discuss an obscure cryptid named "The Wicomico Werecat". Some liberties are taken when discussing the encounter that 4 young adults had with a bipedal cat humanoid.

TJ, Zuul, Burton, and Jake discuss a cryptid that we did our first actual episode on...THE RAKE/CRAWLER..... Burton had to end up leaving midway through the episode due to shitting like a beagle. We hope you enjoy it. Follow us on Instagram at thelunchpailboys Find our Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/581949800218390 The password for the group is Zuul. https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1oteBIsZ63AwLNSzUbUIqA_p-Rhwa6nMI&ll=29.839697606556864%2C-88.90393188405052&z=5 https://images.app.goo.gl/W3fv2Cn24EHAJ9FM6 https://images.app.goo.gl/fUdXrVHALDqXQ8w47 https://spotcrime.com/MO/Lake%20Ozark/missing-persons https://chuck-sutherland.blogspot.com/2020/01/missing-people-map.html

Join TJ, Jake and Zuul as they talk about one weird cryptid, The Coonigator. Half trash panda and half gator. Frequently seen in the wilderness of Vermont, hanging out with Robert Stack and Bernie Sanders....Enjoy.

Zuul, Burton, and TJ talk about The Abduction of Travis Walton. The biggest and one of the most well-known alien abduction stories to this day. In this episode, we'll talk about Travis Walton's skeptDicks such as Philip J. Klasshole (Klass). Then we'll talk about the facts that support Travis's story and the ones that don't. Richard Dolan and Kathleen Marden Interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p00K64EFT_Q&ab_channel=RichardDolanIntelligentDisclosure

Zuul, Burton, and TJ talk about The Abduction of Travis Walton. One of the biggest and most well-known alien abduction stories to this day. In this episode, we'll talk about Travis Walton's return and his harrowing tale onboard the Alien Party Barge.

Zuul, Burton, and TJ talk about The Abduction of Travis Walton. One of the biggest and most well-known alien abduction stories to this day. In this episode, we'll talk about Travis and his abduction.

This episode Zuul, Jake, and TJ talk about a man who is a giant asshole.....Bruce Pardo. On December 24th, 2008, Bruce would go onto kill his ex-wife and her family....This dude is the crème de la crème!!! Hopefully you enjoy. Please rate us on Spotify, Apply Podcast, or any other podcast repository!!!! Have a good Holiday Season, Y'all.

In this episode, Zuul, Splurton, and TJ talk about two extremely odd Christmas traditions. In the first part of the episode, they discuss the tradition of Tio de Nadal, the log that shits gifts. An odd tradition that takes place in Catalonia. In the 2nd part, the boys talk about a Peruvian tradition high up in the Andes Mountains. Please like and follow us on our Facebook group, Instagram @

TJ, Zuul, and Steve cover probably one of the oddest alien encounters reported. A seasonal story involving a woman, three flying alien creatures with wings, and one dog.....

Sorry folks, it was supposed to be the intro to Episode 83 but once it turned into damn near 30 minutes, I figured I would turn it into an episode.

Burton is back with TJ and Zuul as they cover one of the sickest people we've covered, as the title says, Marcus Wesson. This pile of excrement impregnated 7 of his own children and nieces and then killed most of those kids. Probably one of the biggest mass murders in Fresno history.....Marcus also fancied himself a cult leader and a vampire.....That's always a good sign when the cult leader thinks he's otherworldly. So if you have a hard time with sensitive subjects involving molestation or little children dying, you might want to sit this one out....but if you are able to stomach it, you'll probably enjoy this one.

Burton's out doing god knows what, so Zuul and TJ are taking the helm...They will be telling some stories that they found online that probably aren't the least bit scary, but may make you laugh....So sit back with a cold one (we aren't talking about a dead body) and enjoy!!! Also, enjoy Halloween and be careful!!! Please Follow us on Instagram @ thelunchpailboys On Facebook in our group, The Lunch Pail Boys Visit our website thelunchpailboys.com, where our sources are typically found along with our lovely merch store....So

In this episode, the boys dive into a haunting in Kokomo Indiana. The Brock Family moved to the home in 1970, unaware that something was already lurking in the hallways of the home.

*Video Episode* Burton is out of town doing Honeymoon shit so it's just Zuul and TJ this episode. What better way to become entrenched in the holiday season than pulling up a bunch of spoopy videos from Youtube. This episode will also be the Lunch Pail Boys Youtube Channel (which is listed at the end of the description). So enjoy the videos and all three dudes will be back next week! https://youtube.com/@lunchpailboys1233?si=7mq4mepSvaDFxn1B

In this episode, Splurton, Zuul, and TJ dive into the world of the Michigan Dogman. Initially, they talk about Cynocephaly (dog-headed) races, then into some of the first documented sightings.

This episode Zuul and TJ cover what it takes to become a Missing 411 case along with some tasty stats and then to top it off with a few unusual Missing 411 Cases. Please like and follow us on our social medias, look at our merch store, or take a gander at our website. In the words of 3 wise men, Balls Hard, Butt Wet!!! https://thelunchpailboys.com/

In 1959, three young men from Ohio claimed to have had a face-to-face encounter with one of the most bizarre critters ever to emerge from a seaweed-strewn lake bed… an encounter so brief and perplexing that even most cryptozoologists don’t know what to make of it.

n this episode, the boys get into the gruesome part of the Richard Chase tale. This episode focuses on the 6 brutal murders Richard Chase committed in a one-month span.

The boys are covering a serial killer known as "The Vampire of Sacramento" or at least for the first episode we'll call him "The Mosquito of Sacramento". Richard was a pretty sick sumbitch. We are separating the story of Richard into two parts. This first episode we are covering his upbringing until his first kill. In the 2nd episode, we will cover Richard's killing spree from December of 1977 till the tale end of January 78. In the words of a wise man "Balls Hard, Butt Wet"

In this episode, Zuul, TJ, and Splurton are building upon last week's episode and digging into Hitler's possible escape from Berlin......Did Hitler Commit Suicide or Go to the Moon? We'll let you decide.

This episode Zuul, TJ and Splurton begin their two part series on Nazis fleeing from Europe after World War 2. This episode will focus on how the the ratlines formed and where the lines led to. We will also discuss a few of the bigger Officers that fled. Next episode we'll focus on Hitlers alleged escape to South America after the war. Visit our website at thelunchpailboys.com which has our link to the merch store and all of our sources or Visit are merch store directly at https://www.etsy.com/shop/thelunchpailboyspod/?etsrc=sdt

This episode the boys cover The Dover Demon....A weird looking S.O.B who ran amuck in the town of Dover Massachusetts for a few days in the mid-70's. shameless plugs--- Please follow us and like us on our social media's (Facebook Group the Lunch Pail Boys), or on Instagram at thelunchpailboys. Also if you are interested in merch, we just opened up our shop on Etsy. Shipping is free and there are some pretty cool items offered.

In this episode TJ, Zuul, and Burton cover their first cult ....In 1996 a group of outcast "vampires" over the course of several months this motley crew of weirdos embark on a journey of sex, drugs, and drinking lots of blood, which ultimately culminates in the killing of two middle aged Floridian parents.

In this episode, Zuul and TJ cover the recent alleged Alien encounter in Las Vegas. Hoax or not, TJ and Zuul explore what possibly happened.

This week the boys go international with a cryptid that lurks the nighttime streets of the Philippines, the Aswang. Please like and follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Tiktok @thelunchpailboys Feel free to contact us at either of our social media pages or email us at [email protected] If curious about our sources, please check out our sources page on thelunchpailboys.com

This episode Zuul, TJ, and Steve dive into George HW Bush. The media portrays him as a master statesmen who was incorruptible. A mild mannered man who loved a good laugh and was loved by many......Well, that isn't the case. In these next two episodes, the boys will slowly peel back many of the contradictions of Old HW/Poppy. Sources are listed on the Lunch Pail Boys website ⁠https://thelunchpailboys.com/⁠ Please like and follow us on Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram @thelunchpailboys

This episode Zuul, TJ, and Steve dive into George HW Bush. The media portrays him as a master statesmen who was incorruptible. A mild mannered man who loved a good laugh and was loved by many......Well, that isn't the case. In these next two episodes, the boys will slowly peel back many of the contradictions of Old HW/Poppy. Sources are listed on the Lunch Pail Boys website https://thelunchpailboys.com/ Please like and follow us on Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram @thelunchpailboys

This is our first episode in our Existential Reckoning series, which we'll periodically cover. This episode is about the destructive nature of Solar Flares and CMEs. We cover some history on this solar phenomenon and then talk about what would happen if something likes this hit the Earth. Also check out our website at thelunchpailboys.com. This is where we'll have our sources listed along with other stuff. Also follow us on Instagram, Tiktok, and our Facebook group.

This episode TJ, Zuul, and Splurton cover Bill Cooper's book Behold a Pale Horse. So sit back and enjoy as we navigate some of Bill's crazy ass ideas. Sources https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9EiKRhmqFU (Cooper on News talking about video and showing poor quality) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrZI-ZlgYFI (Zapruder Film) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwVUBlK-Y0 (Zapruder Film in slow motion https://youtu.be/-RtdEyuZEPU https://vault.fbi.gov/william-bill-milton-cooper/William%20%28Bill%29%20Milton%20Cooper%20Part%2001%20of%2001/view https://www.azcentral.com/in-depth/news/local/arizona-investigations/2020/10/01/behold-pale-horse-how-william-cooper-planted-seeds-qanon-theory/3488115001/ https://aad.archives.gov/aad/display-partial-records.jsp?f=4254&mtch=2&q=milton+william+cooper&cat=all&dt=1784&tf=F 1975;https://www.google.com/books/edition/A_Culture_of_Conspiracy/LiwjVsNBw-cC?hl=en&gbpv=1&pg=PA60&printsec=frontcover https://reason.com/2001/12/07/death-wish-2/ https://web.archive.org/web/20180419231144/http://www.skeptictank.org/files/ufo2/cooperex.htm https://web.archive.org/web/20180419231144/http://www.skeptictank.org/files/ufo2/cooperex.htm https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1995-04-26-9504260072-story.html https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/1995/04/30/conspiracy-theories-flourish-on-radical-shortwave-radio/62392294007/ https://www.podgist.com/last-podcast-on-the-left/episode-293-bill-cooper-part-i-the-granddaddy-of-conspiracy/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuNwLbdgNtU

This week the boys cover the once famous Bill Cooper. Bill was an American Conspiracy Theorist, who was also an author and radio broadcaster. Bill was someone who didn't mince words. Bill is considered by most to be the father of modern conspiracy. This episode will cover Bill's questionable past up till his death. Next episode we'll dive into his book, Behold A Pale Horse and all of it's crazy government conspiracies and ufo stuff. Sources: Cooper, Milton William. Behold a Pale Horse. Technology, 1991. https://youtu.be/-RtdEyuZEPU https://vault.fbi.gov/william-bill-milton-cooper/William%20%28Bill%29%20Milton%20Cooper%20Part%2001%20of%2001/view https://www.azcentral.com/in-depth/news/local/arizona-investigations/2020/10/01/behold-pale-horse-how-william-cooper-planted-seeds-qanon-theory/3488115001/ https://aad.archives.gov/aad/display-partial-records.jsp?f=4254&mtch=2&q=milton+william+cooper&cat=all&dt=1784&tf=F 1975;https://www.google.com/books/edition/A_Culture_of_Conspiracy/LiwjVsNBw-cC?hl=en&gbpv=1&pg=PA60&printsec=frontcover https://reason.com/2001/12/07/death-wish-2/ https://web.archive.org/web/20180419231144/http://www.skeptictank.org/files/ufo2/cooperex.htm https://web.archive.org/web/20180419231144/http://www.skeptictank.org/files/ufo2/cooperex.htm https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1995-04-26-9504260072-story.html https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/1995/04/30/conspiracy-theories-flourish-on-radical-shortwave-radio/62392294007/ https://www.podgist.com/last-podcast-on-the-left/episode-293-bill-cooper-part-i-the-granddaddy-of-conspiracy/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuNwLbdgNtU

This week we wanted to take a break from conspiracy theories and cover Sam: The Sundown Clown. Sam is a lesser known cryptid/alien/weirdo that was encountered in the UK by two kids. Please like and subscribe. We are found on most social media sites at The Lunch Pail Boys. We are also on Youtube at the same name. --Sorry about the video and audio quality, we are experimenting with different editing software. Please be patient with us while we find the right combo. Sources: https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1939-the-sandown-clown-wooden-astronaut-from-isle-wight https://www.curiousarchive.com/sam-the-sandown-clown-alien-man-in-black-or-folie-a-deux/ https://bufora.org.uk/documents/BUFORAJournalVolume6No.5JanFeb1978.pdf https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Sam_the_Sandown_Clown

This episode T.J., Zuul, and Burton cover the HAARP conspiracy. This episode we also have a special guest, Jesse The Body Ventura,  call in half way through the episode to tell us of his experience with HAARP.

Due to time constraints, pc issues, and flying monkeys the boys decided to take a few minutes to catch up with the old Splurton Burton. We will return later this week with HAARP and also with a follow up to HAARP. Sit back, get a nice drink, and relax.

In the early 1980's a monument was built that was either meant to be a guide to the culling of society or a guide to the rebuilding of it. The Georgia Guidestones is one of the most controversial items to come out of Georgia and that's saying a lot. So grab you a drink and relax because TJ, Zuul, and Steve cover the American Stonehenge. This episode we cover the last 8 guides. Please like and follow The Lunch Pail Boys on Facebook, Tiktok, and Instagram. Also if you get a chance, please rate us. Rate us a 5 and notify us of the rating along with picture proof and we'll send stickers. Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics_in_the_United_States https://www.jpands.org/vol19no4/singleton.pdf https://www.thenewatlantis.com/publications/the-population-control-holocaust https://www.cato.org/commentary/cruel-truth-about-population-control https://climateandcapitalism.com/2009/11/23/the-dark-past-of-population-confrom/ https://365atlantatraveler.com/day-097-georgia-guidestones/#:~:text=The%20guidestones%20also%20serve%20as,day's%20date%20on%20an%20engraving.