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The Lurid Family

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    The Backwards Bechdel Chokehold

    Alternate Titles for this Episode: All Dawns Must Die, To All the Dawns I've Loathed Before, White as Heck, Let's Have a Seance, Come Back to the Five and Dime Vera Adare Vera Adare, Impotent Shadow Son, Luke Casteel Thinks Arden Should Chill, Vera's Name is a HOSANNA, Semen on the Rocking Chair, Hush Hush Sweet Audrina, and - the one that really sums up how we feel about Whitefern, the ghostwritten fake sequel to My Sweet Audrina: Kill Them All

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    Pieces of Sylvia's Body

    Your intrepid recappers return! Jules has performed a great sacrifice for all of us, by reading Whitefern, the revolting "sequel" to the V.C. Andrews masterwork of southern gothic horror, My Sweet Audrina. Though the book nearly destroyed her health and her sanity, Jules persisted. Much like Dawn, this is basically a celebration of misogyny, objectification, and at the end of the day, it's another book about boobs. Please rate review and subscribe to help us keep this project going, and tell your creepiest friends all about The Lurid Family

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    17 The Flowers That Bloom in the Spring

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    16 - Did You Miss Me

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    15. We Have Always Lived in the Attic

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    14. The Absence of Jillian

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    13. Isn't It Necromantic?

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    12. Failing The Bechdel Test - A Tribute to Troy

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    11. Of Late, I Think of Farthy

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    10B. Heaven Doesn't Live Here Anymore: The End of the 1st Casteel book, by V.C. Andrews

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    Bonus! America's Next Top Model - VC Andrews Edition

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    10A. The Ceramic Fraudulent Frog of Candlewick County

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    9. Veal Cordon Bleu at The Midnight Sun

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    8.5 Bonus Bits of Yesterday

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    8 Spoilers Of Yesterday

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    7. Pa's Boots Were Made For Knockin'

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    6. He Put In Me A Baby

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    5. A Dollanganger Christmas!

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    4. Spider Fingers

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    3. If There Be Spoilers

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    1. Bangers and Whammers

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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    2. Bosoms in the Moonlight

    A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

HOSTED BY

Rachel and Jules, Experts in the Bizarre and the Wonderful

Produced by The Lurid Family

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How many episodes does The Lurid Family have?

The Lurid Family currently has 22 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is The Lurid Family about?

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

How often does The Lurid Family release new episodes?

The Lurid Family has 22 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts The Lurid Family?

The Lurid Family is created and hosted by Rachel and Jules, Experts in the Bizarre and the Wonderful.
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