The Luxury Podcast

William and JVS design their dream dinner party in today's ep - from their ideal location, to their luxury menu, and of course - their fantasy dinner party guests!The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan's dog Betty is feeling a bit sorry for herself, whereas William shows off his luxury lumpy cucumber! The lads also chat about feeling superior during short-haul flights, an x-rated video star, and being mowed down.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

X-rated photos on instagram close friends, William's diva messages to Jonathan on Twitter, and rotents popping up on your algorithm, are just some of the topics the boys are chatting about on today's Social Media episode!The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan's bought an array of new manly polos, but will he gain William's approval? In other news, William has been sun-bleaching his shirts following a floral mess. The lads also chat about puppy behaviour and luxury desserts.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join William and Jonathan as they discuss the nation's favourite food - POTATOES. Are jacket potatoes common? Have they ever set foot in a Pie and Mash shop? And what is the most luxury form of potato? All the important questions are answered in today's episode.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys discuss the hosepipe ban, which has made Jonathan's lawn ever so thirsty! William and JVS compare their keys to see whose are the most manly, whilst also discussing crocs, nosey neighbours, and missed cues.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Jonathan and William as they discuss 'First Jobs'. They discuss it all from selling premiere rabbits to being fired by aristocrats - all very related, of course.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan came to see William in Titanique, and though he enjoyed it, he did get a bit lost...The lads also chat about the beautiful game, new BBQs, and theatre etiquette.Have you caught our Madonna Special? It's available now on our Patreon Luxury Member's Club. Head to luxurypodcast.co.uk to sign up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join William and Jonathan as they discuss LUGGAGE. We hear about Jonathan's airport backpack and William new luxury cases, as well as rainbow straps, luggage tags, and PVC covers.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William has some huge updates on the Frig trip, whilst Jonathan reveals he's going Kamado!The boys also chat about whether cappuccinos are common, superior CCTV systems, and car washes.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join William and Jonathan as they discuss what a luxury afterlife looks like. The boys discuss ghosts, haunting, oujia boards, and the luxury animal they'd like to be reincarnated into!William has found the answer to living a luxury life thanks to @whogivesacraptp Bamboo Toilet Paper - turns out your loo roll really can do great things.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan's back from Frig and has made some holiday friends, but will he be introducing them to William on their upcoming trip?The boys also chat about sun beds, pedalos, luxury leaders, and being mowed down!The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all know by now that Jonathan has been enjoying his luxury air conditioning unit, but how has William been escaping the heat? In this episode all about the weather, the boys also chat about seasonal accessories, scents, umbrella mishaps, and plenty more!The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan's been watching Rivals and he's got a lot to say about it! William tries to sort out his accomodation for the upcoming tumultuous Frig trip. PLUS, the boys answer your correspondance about funerals, a stubborn mother-in-law, and present etiquette.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If the world was to end tomorrow, how would you make your final day luxury? Well, Jonathan and William are here to guide you through the Apocalypse! Whether its zombies or nuclear, the boys are fully equipped.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan chat about luxury grey hair, a deceitful mirror, hostel horrors, and we've got a special guest...Producer Oli has decided to pop by and catch us up on life down under!The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan are talking about something suitably manly today - DIY! Can Jonathan handle a drill? Does William only hire gay handymen? And do they even know what DIY is? Find out today!We also announce some VERY exciting news! You might want to sign up to our Member's Club for this one: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan and William catch you all up on what went down at the Intergenerational BBQ! The boys also discuss Jonathan's thick decadent blood, how to add a touch of luxury to a children's classroom, and tease a bit of upcoming news...You can join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan join us today from the comforts of their homes, so what better to talk about than Homes themselves. Wall colours, room scents, air conditioning - the boys cover it all.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan and William are joined by possibly the most famous voice in television as we've got the fabulous Alan Dedicoat on the podcast!Alan is here to chat about life with a luxury voice, Strictly Come Dancing, dinner with Terry Wogan, and that's just the start of it! We'll be continuing our conversation with Alan on an upcoming Patreon video.You can join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join William and Jonathan as they discuss Birthdays!Is it common to make a big deal of your birthday? Do the boys enjoy a funny card? And what do you do if somebody makes a big song and dance of your big day only for it to be a month early? William and Jonathan unpack it all today.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan's got some big news which he can't wait to share with William! The boys also discuss the upcoming intergenerational BBQ, keeping cool during a heatwave, and the most unluxury things the two of them have ever done.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, William and Jonathan tackle the age old question of who would play them in a movie of the Luxury Podcast! Whilst discussing CINEMAS, the boys also reveal which films made them weep and which made the nod off, as well as how to deal with noisy cinema-goers!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William's been hard at work rehearsing for Titanique, whilst Jonathan is here to clear up the upcoming Frigiliana holiday confusion (with varying levels of success). The boys also discuss the most luxury areas of London, William's BBQ, and whether or not Jonathan is indeed a pimp?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, William and Jonathan will be tackling Stains! They've discussed their favourite cleaning products in previous episodes, but do they actually get out those nasty stains? Does pouring white wine onto a red wine stain actually work? And just how does JVS transport stain removal products from Spain to UK.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the collaboration you've all been waiting for! Today, the boys are joined by William's other podcast husband - Jordan North!Jonathan and William decipher whether or not Jordan passes the luxury test, whilst Jordan enlists Jonathan to tend to some Sexted dilemmas.Does Jordan have a luxury bladder? Does Jonathan enjoy a picky tea? And who is William's favoured co-host? Listen now to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Jonathan and William discuss how to host a luxury BBQ! What's on the menu? How is it served? What drinks will be in the fridge? The boys discuss it all.Also, William announces that he is going to be joining the Titanique cast in June! Get your tickets now!Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tensions rise among the boys this week: Silicone Shaun accepts William’s tea but snubs Jonathan’s; the upcoming Frigiliana trip is on the rocks; and an important question emerges - is it ever acceptable to spritz in the wild?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a couple of sore heads recently, William and Jonathan felt it was about time to discuss Hangovers. They talk about cures, ways to avoid one, and reminisce about some of their most debilitating experiences. Finally, they reveal whether it’s at all possible to be hungover in a luxury manner.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big news, Jonathan's Master Blaster has been installed and he is chuffed! This leads neatly into a discussion on security systems and how best to deal with a burglar. Plus, William and Jonathan read out your correspondence on toilet hygiene and executive door colours.Join the Members' Club here for additional luxury content: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan are discussing a subject that they're extemely knowledgable about today - Festivals! They're chatting about dream line-ups, portaloos, camping, and curfew. Buckle up Bucketheads!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan's toying with the idea of having a Master Blaster installed, but its noise is anything but luxury! The boys also chat about workplace rudeness, binfluencers, and uncomfortable family meetings.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join William and Jonathan as they chew over their luxury takeaway orders! The boys also discuss the etiquette around sharing (or NOT sharing) dishes, greeting delivery drivers, the 'Cream Man', and an unfortunate discovery in a takeaway box!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan and William have been down the local pub having some fruitful conversations! We finally get to take a whiff of Jonathan's scented bin bags whilst also discussing BBQs, pizza crusts, and the discharge boys.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the resounding success of our episode on Cleaning the Bathroom, Jonathan and William return to share their tips on Cleaning the Kitchen - in suitably luxurious style.The boys reveal their secrets to maintaining a sparkling kitchen, while answering listener correspondence on topics including lingering smells, filthy habits, and cleaning playlists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William has been up to no good stealing trollies and bottles of gin - whatever will he do next? The boys also chat about doggy periods, sex room's and karaoke hogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner. Chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security alarm, and a touch of freshly applied cologne - what could be better?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Today, they'll be chatting about bin liners, binmen, and bin theft!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's bonus, Jonathan updates us on his (kind of) vegetarian supper, whilst William has news from his recent Silicone Sean visit. The boys also touch upon doggy period pants, laws they'd like to implement, and water overconsumption.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan have a lot to say about Public Transport! What's JVS's favourite passtime during his commute? Has William ever used a Lime Bike? And how do you politely tell somebody to keep it down on the tube? All is revealed on today's Luxury episode.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's bonus, Jonathan's had his ears micro-suctioned and William presents a slideshow of buffets he's hosted over the years (which you can watch over on our Patreon). We've also received a rather suspicious selfie from a listener.You can watch William's slideshow over on Patreon. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury buffets. William shares his thoughts on Icelands frozen goods, while Jonathan explains how he conquered an all-you-can-eat, plus chat about wakes, 'picky bits', and party hedgehogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering massages, neck cracking, accidental wind, and the most luxury way to be born (obviously it's to the sweet tones of William and Jonathan's voices).Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, William and Jonathan are chatting about Hotels! They'll be covering booking mishaps, unsavoury guest behaviour, and ladies of the night!If you want to suggest an upcoming episode or chat to the boys on a group chat, join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering personalised registration plates, luxury middle names, and Barb's baps. Plus, we almost have to call an ambulence due to Jonathan's chapping!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of the Luxury Podcast! For those of you in our Luxury Member's Club, you'd have recently watched Jonathan and William show their competitve sides in our Games special. Well today, it's time for more games! The boys will be chatting about escape rooms, cheaters, and forced fun!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this luxury bonus episode, William opens up about his possibly life-threatening boiler woes, whilst Jonathan encourages William to smell his todger. The pair also dive into listener correspondence, tackling everything from managing diva dogs and navigating hanky-panky to the proper way to address nurses.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's episode, Jonathan and William are discussing Hosting! What makes a good host? How do you ask people to leave who are overstaying their welcome? And what on earth should you cook for your vegetarian guests?Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Bucketheads to another Luxury bonus. Today, Jonathan and William will be discussing disruptive washing machine, JVS's keyboard skills, and answering your corresponance on laundry and pet peeves.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.