The Male Gayz Podcast

It's the first day of the Edinburgh Fringe and we still managed to get a podcast recording in! We're celebrating the film festival, we're figuring out when the Spanish Civil War happened and we are discussing the true art form that is hula-hooping. Plus a huge plug for the viral banana eye cream that may or may not actually be viral.What is the earth shattering news Chris has to share? Find out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gays guys are dressing straight, straight guys are dressing gay. We find ourselves in a gym with fellow bohemians, lifting weights of strangers body and we ask the question of our time: fuck, marry, kill, fuck, marry, killFind out what 2 part stuff investigation Chris found himself caught up in at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the wake of historic arts cuts, the boys are taking more fiber than ever, learning about the origins of Vogue, and forming deep conspiracies about NZ muscle and their inevitable turn into politicsWhat did the boys drink when watching The Odyssey (2026)? This and more EXCLUSIVE info at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli’s origin story is shared where he was bullied at high school, which made him the comedian he is today. A fact of the Gay opens up a conversation on Madonna and Elis adoration for women over a certain age, and Chris shares his love for Krd and Master and CommanderWhat celebs did Chris spot kissing in Auckland? Who did Eli see at Wimbledon? Find out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, it only took 10 years, but Eli has finally experienced the greatest live show of his life and claims this one artist as the artist of our lifetime. Chris serves up a fact of the gay so well prepared it has Eli speechless - vroom vroom!Is Chris content with his content? Is Eli content with his shorts?? Find out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We came into this episode with revolting moods, and we left feeling a little bit more joyful about the world. Thus our work, our mission is complete. It’s champagne, Male Gayz, chat about fruit, facts about dildos and a good sum of pop music .Join us at themalegayz.substack.com for exclusive tips on acquiring free concert tickets!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strange power dynamics are a foot as Chris is back at the Little Empire Studio. Eli does his best to distract the hard hitting questions with a fact about gay magazines. Chris ultimately looses his grips on Eli when he gets too emotional about Cartier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No stone left unturned in regards to the price of anything this week. We interrogate the hard truth about the Uniqlo t shirt. And we take a one one trip to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea IslandsJoin us Backstage for chat about canines, icks and the ick that is Nicola Willis themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With news of Kane Evan’s coming out, the Male Gayz get into the weeds about coming out discourse in 2026. Why do we? How is this news? Or maybe just maybe… is this still actually saving livesDo you read these blurbs? If you do, find more electric reading material at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A riff from the ages about the ozone. We want not know, how do you see it? Chris tests his viral flower theory on Eli and we learn about Australian Queer EyeTV recs and New Friends at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It may be grim out there but we are getting it positive like it’s 2017. we try to find the least gay city in NZ, and Eli tells an all time great tale about a mishap at the laundromatThe Gayz get their dogs out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From gay Brisbane soldiers, to high and low quality poppers, to cemetery cruising spots your dog will LOVE. From collectable treasures, to formative bands saying goodbye, to Lena bloody Dunham. All these topics and more discussed by two men who carry their laptops loose in their bags.Get the Gayz views on Devil Wears Prada 2 at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli is fresh from a magical night out at the theatre and Chris is back from getting in peak physical shape, so they are primed and ready to fight about who is more chronically OFFLINEFor more ELECTRIC knitting knowledge and BookTok brainstorming join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is fresh out of a screening of Chelsie Preston-Crayford's new film Caterpillar and Eli is a fresh out of a screening of his own dreams (aka just woke up). With a fact of the gay about butterflies, and a BONUS fact of the gay courtesy of Eli's high school friend Georgia, plus an episode long mystery: what has Chris ordered for dinner that he is too vulnerable to share with the chorus line.What exactly did Chris order? What did the gayz think of the Met Gala? Find out at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris recaps the great spaghetti disaster of uptown. Eli’s got a fact about women in suits. The fact is it turns him on. And we let you know of all the good stuff you should be seeing.To get our true, unwoke, anti-sjw opinions join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is in Auckland, Eli’s shoulder is still sore. Nature has healed! We kick off with the bard this ep, and end with a huge debate about sour cream and chivesWhat do you think, is sour cream and chives gayer than salt and vinegar? Let us know at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Despite it being the end of Chris’s grub month he has some exciting personal news about his body. We also finally work out a way to include Heterosexuals at pride.Join our pride parade for homosexuals, heterosexuals, monosexuals and heterogenits at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What subway bread do you choose? Where are you meant to put oil from your cooking? What was the name of the women's only gym that used to be in the mall? These questions and more, plus a fact of the gay about some of the OG Melbourne queers.Subway bread horoscopes & divination's at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded on the stroke of midnight and the break of dawn, the Male Gayz navigate sickness and waking up after a big nap to bring you a deeply truthful low energy podcast. With that being said, it’s not bad! Good stuff about the value of a gold coin in ye olden days, and a truth special fact of the gay! Happy Trans Visibility/ April Fools to us allThrow a gold coin our way and become a shareholder at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris just arrived to Melbourne and got straight on the pod mic! We cover all the greatest topics: the famous kids toys we don't know the name of, the fuel crisis, circumcision rates by country, John Kirwin and we finally lay into the names of yoga poses.Find out what holographic concert we'd love to go to at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big events this week with Manosphere and Oscars hitting in the headlines, but all we want to discuss is how the English Chanel works?!Join the Gay Manosphere with us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are speaking from our truth this episode, Chris was tired in Adelaide but it actually brought out an amazing podcast with genuinely insightful takes that won’t leave a sponge like hole in your brainIf you want to avoid holes in your brain, join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The temperature is exactly the same in the UK and NZ which is means the seasons are being exchanged And the boys are syncing up! We learn about the Brontë Sisters, the importance of a well timed emoji, and a thrilling job promotion for a close friend.Sync up with us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys try and work out what a baddie is and whether it is good to be one in a world where actual baddies are getting away with the worst crimes. We are looking into the Netherland's hot new Prime Minister in Fact of the Gay, continuing to talk about Tyra Banks and discussing who the true villain of 101 Dalmatians is. If you know what a baddie is, join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is your foot really the length of you forearm? How gay is ice skating, really? Do other countries have "kiwi hot"? These questions and more in one of our best pods ever.Tell us where you sit on the Kinsey Scale at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris loves Lesbians thanks to Laneway, Eli goes Greek with the fact of the gay, and Bad Bunny has only gone and delivered a perfect Superbowl performance.If you're a cool lesbian (or want to be one) join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All is right in the world Chris is morning Eli is night. We’re hot on the heels of the grammy awards and the Epstein files. It’s this to al whiplash we’ve come to really embrace in 2026.Support The Gayz: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hamnet, Marty Supreme, Hells Pizza topping names - we cover it all in another gorgeous episode where Chris's whiskey energy and Eli's coffee energy collide and create nothing short of MAGIC as always. We are learning about Valentino, and Chris is revealing something extremely vulnerable about his water consumption.See Eli live: angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/eli-matthewson-brand-new-jokes-thu-19th-feb-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202602192145/See Chris live: chrisparkercomedy.com/eventSupport The Male Gayz and get bonus content at: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flip it around because Chris is in the evening and Eli is in the morning. We are learning about gay pools in Fact of the Gay. We are celebrating brilliant acting in Queen of the Week. We welcome you into our Bone Temple, and we hope you enjoy your stay xoxo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli is fresh out of an illness and Chris is fresh out of a pool! With our thought on the big acting awards, the Heater Rivalry boys and Chris’s new jug. Plus a fact out of the gay from our straight friend about Japanese Wrestling and we award a lifetime achievement Queen of the Week to Wanda Sykes.Please support our 10 years of gay podcasting: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our 10th year of this podcast and we hate that! And despite not wanting to set resolutions, we have set our most ambitious ones yet. Eli is in the depths of winter and Chris is in the peak of summer it gives this first pod of year some perfect seasonal comedic tension.Celebrate 10 years of The Male Gayz by joining us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is getting shelves put in so the podcast is a nightmare. But we are back, and there is one thing on our minds. The butts on heated rivalry. But fear not we don’t just talk butts. We also talk plugs!Show your support for the pod and horniness at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is back from Sydney with a belly full of hot icecream. Eli is on a mission for community and Winter is coming. And our partners are both making food in the background. It’s podcast nirvana.Join us at the best place on the internet, our Substack: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Technical Note: Apologies - this episode is coming out about week after it was recorded!A thrilling behind-the-scenes look at Chris’s upcoming, four page coffee book that will change your life - especially if your life is having a tire pop in a sea of Metallica fans. Eli has tried a pop icons new burgers and lived to tell the tale. And FINALLY we talk about Metal music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Male Gayz finally have a legal case on our hands as Eli takes down the bad guys over at Sephora over a dodgy sunscreen. Of equal importance personally, Chris got rid of a matress during inorganics and is feeling pretty good about that. Plus we wax lyrical about how good live theatre is. Classic Male Gayz stuff really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WW3 is on our door step and Chris has started a puzzle and Eli is watching strictly ballroom. There’s also a gorgeous Halloween recap, and some regretful piss and shit chat too (sorry).Join us Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don’t worry guys, it’s not all gross stuff, we are also getting into Lily Allen, surviving apocalypses and gay Prime Ministers… all building to a shocking realisation: do we know how our government is structured? Eep maybe not lol Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You couldn’t asked for worse internet this episode, but whose fault it is, will remain unknown. We recap Celeb Traitors, Review Netflix’ Boots and finally say Coleman Domingo’s name out loud for the first time ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone has some freshly highlighted hair and it’s causing someone else to think about their gay hairdresser at Rodney Wayne - Jake! If you are out there get in touch! Plus: could Queen of the Week Bette Midler be about to have a new wave of fame? And a Fact of the Gay about the straight (and terrible) couple that inspired the Conjuring flicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whatever the opposite of a Swiftie is I guess that’s us. Your go to boys for fashion advice and forgetting about your ex, are back together, mainly to aggravate the swifties for engagement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sit down and put your overpriced eye masks on, the boys are back, and this week we have the conversation no one is brave enough to have. Why are we not buttering our bread at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Plus a fact of the gay for you cinefiles out there.Get your bootie Backstage here: substack.com/themalegayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli’s back from recreating all his Favourite scenes from Game of Thrones in Dubrovnik and Chris has just been sitting on the couch watching reality Tv, but strangely there’s a lot to discuss. Including a deeper understanding of into Betty Whites gay icon status and what is has to do with Liberace? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are celebrating queens of the theatre, talking gay male beauty standards in our fact of the gay and really trying to nail down exactly what a manic pixie dream girl is on this week's PERFECT episode. Come see Eli at Underbelly Boulevard in London, and Chris at the Theatre Royal in Nelson! (Choose one, you probably can't make both). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The internet is bad but the connection between the boys is stronger than ever. We catch up on the week of gay news including not believing swifties, gay break ups and Chappell roan live. Plus some life changing advice about washing your rice.Support the podcast and backstage for more life advice at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Gayz are back in the same time zone and having the time of their life! Chris is about to head to see Evita but he’s still recovering from Oliver! We are loving meeting the UK chorus line and wondering how this place changes our accent. We didn’t think we had a fact of the gay but - surprise - we have the best one ever. We conquer the uk internet speed to deliver one of our best ever episodes!Support us and watch us on our webcams at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s midnight in the Edinburgh and Eli is racing off the cobbled streets to fill us in on the grossest stories he’s got. Chris is ready to embrace Coldplay, and The Fact of The Gay, is a reminder to get your Queer Palm checked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh Boy (As in Servant) it’s our first global episode of The Male Gayz, Eli has landed in Edinburgh, Chris has just wiped the sleep from his eyes, and our new set up, it’s pushing us to our technological limits. All in all, this is the start of something new, exciting and scary.Support the show and go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Eli's last podcast in New Zealand, maybe forever, depending on if his flight lands. We get into advice for uncles, gay superheroes and Chris lets you know the entire drama about his local dog park and the naughty "dogging" that's going on there. And a huge shout out to Middlemore Hospital delivering us a legendary Queen of the Week.Support the show and go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A podcast told in two parts…and you would have never found of if Chris didn’t tell you. Eli is in an incredible mood this podcast and it inspires a lively conversation about if there’s a better word than Cock.Go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These two virgins have listened to the Lorde album and they are ready to talk about it! We learn the most profitable LGBT films of all time are basically just straight films and Chris provides an indepth analysis of the choir power structures of Christchurch in the 90s and 2000s to celebrate our Queen of the Week. Plus, as always, hair and dog chat.For more Gayz and to support the show, join us Backstage: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.