PODCAST · comedy
The Man Closet Podcast
by Rhance and Mike
Listen in on the conversations as Mike Smizzy and Rhance-in-the-pants share their thoughts and experiences from their unfiltered male point of view. Everyone can be a man in The Man Closet Podcast!
Episodes
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Episode 135: 7 Year Old Eggnog
This week the men discuss bad wigs, Jonathan Majors, house parties, and old eggnog. Sorry about the mic trouble!
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Episode 134 - Daniel Boone was a man.
The men discuss their trip to Kentucky to booze and visit the grave of Daniel Boone
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Episode 133 - The Men Are Back Again
The men discuss Tucker, Lemon, drug raids, birthdays and do much more.
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Episode 132: White on White Crime
This week the Men discuss Leonardo DiCaprio, The Superbowl, Chinese Spy Balloons, Bill Gates' daughter, and the televised history of white on white crime.
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Episode 131: Ma & Ya's
M&M mascots are being replaced by Maya Rudolph! Bank of America loses money, MILF Manor, Antonio Brown, sex tape, and so much more gets discussed on this week's episode of The Man Closet Podcast.
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Episode 130: Amazon Fresh Experience
This week the men discuss the black experience at Amazon Fresh, The MLK statue, Uncle Joe's stolen files, Chicago Mayoral Election, Kanye gets married, and is Lol Nas X bisexual. This and so much more this week on The Man Closet Podcast.
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Episode 129: Biting children
The men discuss biting children, energy vampires, the tooth fairy, slapping women, and so much more.
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Episode 128: You Better Watch Your Mouth
Listen to The Men as they close out the year. They reflect on Barbara Walter, Elon, White Noise, and so much more.
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Episode 127: Where's The Outrage!
This week the men discuss the lack of outrage around men getting vasectomies. People line up and harass women getting abortions and men aren't getting the attention then need when going in to get vasectomies. They also discuss SZA, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes, and so much more.
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Episode 126: Shabba Hanks
This week the men discuss Coonye West. Are Steven Seagal and Dennis Rodman sleeper agents? The history of Kid Rock. Chet Hanks and so much more....
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Episode 125: The Question of Immortality
This week the men discuss extended life, Highlander, The World Cup, Thanksgiving, how long to have left overs and so much more!
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Episode 124: Happy Belated Anniversary!
This week the men discuss the world's dirtiest man, Kanye West vs the world, Waukegan and Parkland verdicts, Elon vs Twitter, and so much more!
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Episode 123: Transregretia
This week the men discuss Kanye West, Hershel Walker, Pusha T McDonald's diss, Sean Puffy Combs, Alex Jones, transition regret and so much more.
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Episode 122 - Cheating Men and Shallow Women
This week the men discuss Nia Long, McRibs, DJ Akademiks, racism in the NBA, and fantasy football successes and failures.
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Episode 121: Half A Hero?
This week the men discuss the death of Rhance-in-the-pants' late father, professional level chess cheaters, inclusion signage, family beef, and relationship compatibility.
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Episode 120: Tate or Die
Cobra Tate is banned from Meta social media! Dennis Rodman heads to Russia to plea for the release of Brittney Griner. Liz Cheney loses her seat. R Kelly's gf daughter testifies against him and so much more.
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Episode 119: Upsidedown Pineapples
This week the men discuss The FBI being in hot water, Anne Heche, another Capitol attack, rowboats, and the true meaning of Upsidedown Pineapples.
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Episode 118: Uh Uh Oh!
This week the men discuss Beyonce vs Kelsi vs her lyrics, Alex Jones vs his lawyers, Rhance-in-the-pants b-day shanangans and so much more.
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Episode 117: Questionable Proposals
This week the men discuss questionable proposals with prisoner swaps, sports contracts, and partners spending the night away.
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Episode 116: Love Babies and Rabies
This week the men discuss celebrity side babies, sports pay equality, The Bears leaving Chicago, rabies, and a woman who hates water.
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Episode 115: Wedding Reception Inception
This week the men discuss Smizzy's wedding reception. Where are the lines of gender and gay? Clarence "The Coon" Thomas and so much more.
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Episode 114: Chris B vs Michael J
This week the men discuss pedo gamers, Ivanka gets thrown under the bus, Thailand weed giveaway, dreams of micro dosing, and so much more.
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Episode 113: That's What She Said
This week the men discuss Heard v Depp, Subway ads, Naked and Afraid, Jay Cutler, Monkey Pic, and Sexual Assault
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Episode 112: Problems With Heaven
This week the men discuss face masks, sports, and Smizzy wants to be saved. This and so much more this week on The Man Closet Podcast.
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Episodes 111: The Return
The Men are back! After a long hiatus the men discuss all the big issues, well since we've been gone. Catch up with us as we catch you up.
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Episode 110: Viagra and Football
This week the men discuss NFL playoffs, African American voters vs American voters, celebrity deaths, the "heart attack gun," koalas, and so much more this week and every week on The Man Closet Podcast.
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Episode 109 - Who's Your Daddy?
This week the men discuss Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet splitting up. Kanye is coo coo for Kim. Microsoft buys Activision, Lizzo cries and we discuss TV dads.
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Episode 108: Hey! You don't say that!
This week the men dive into the evolution of language and how a words meaning can change with time. They also discuss celebrity deaths, NFL firings, celebrity news, and why some people drink their own urine.
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Episode 107: Death, Politics, and Jeff Bezos' Ugly Girlfriend
This week the men discuss the deaths of several notable celebrities. Discuss the futures and pasts of a few political figures. Mike finally gets a good look at Lauren Sanchez.
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Episode 106: All tits, no nip.
This week the men discuss a model who removes her nipples. Let's Go Brandon 2 - The Christmas Call. Alex Jones gets beat up. The great bathroom debate is back in full effect. Mike learns the secret of Christmas and so much more
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Episode 105: Nancy the Neck
This week the men discuss Los Angeles, The Rose, Jussie Smollett, Covid in sports, Mark Meadows, Nancy "The Neck" Reagan, and so much more.
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Episode 104: Deal Breakers
Are sex takes a deal breakers? Does family come before work? Does Dr. Oz have a shot at being a politician? Is Matt Nagy on his way out? Would you turn in money you found in Joel Osteen's wall? All of this plus the baseball lockout, the march in Washington D.C., Antonio Brown, and so much more.
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Episode 103: Omicron
This week the men discuss Dave Chappelle, Virgil Abloh, Thanksgiving, The Bears, and the Omicron Variant.
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Episode 102: Let's go Brandon!
Topics of this week include but are not limited to: autoerotic asphyxiation, Monica's stained dress, Blacks Friday Walkout, Chicago Bears want Nagy fired, and so much more
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Episode 101: Pete "BD" Davidson
After a short break the men are back to attack the social elite. Leo vs Bezos, A-A-Ron, Elon, and so many more. Give me their perspective on the Rittenhouse and Arbery court cases. Britney is finally free. Steve Bannon is indicted. And of course Pete Davidson.
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Episode 100: The Centesimal Episode
This week the men celebrate their 100th episode! Thanks to all the loyal listeners for sticking with us through this amazing journey. We do this all for you. And us.
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Episode 99: Sky High and Bears Down
This week the men discuss sports! Chicago Sky win the WNBA Championship. Rhance-in-the-pants goes to the Bears vs Packers game. Colin Powell dies. The men want wigs and so much more this week on The Man Closet Podcast.
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Episode 98: The Closer
The week the men discuss Dave Chappelle's The Closer, Wilder vs Fury, Demi Lovato, Stealthing, Jon Gruden, and so much more. This week and every week on The Man Closet Podcast.
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Episode 97: Hoe Bos(Hobos)
Rhance-in-the-pants believes he has stumbled across a network of hobo hoes. Smizzy wants to empower white people. Anti-vaxxers are losing their jobs in droves. All of this and so much more.
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Episode 96: What you mad for?
The men watch storage wars as they discuss Fat Thor vs White Jesus, NFL week 2, Gabbie Petito, Herman Cain Awards, and so much more. This week our guest is Jiminy Cricket.
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Episode 95: Bear Down?
This week the Men recap the NFL opening week and give season predictions for. Chicago's mayor wants to sue gang members. They also discuss the Met Gala, Nicki Minaj, Tom Brady, and naming kisses.
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Episode 94: The Addiction Argument
With the death of Michael K Williams the men get into a heated argument about addiction. Football is happening, finally! The men also discuss Texas not having rapists anymore. Did Kanye or Drake have a better album? And so much more!
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Episode 93: The Castaway Episode
Onlyfans is back to business as usual. Ted Cruz may have taken his daughter to get an abortion in Mexico. Joe Rogan is fighting Covid with more than just his immune system. Texas is the new Mississippi. Hurricane Ida is running wild. All this while the men can't take their eyes off Tom Hanks.
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Episode 92: Onlyfans
This week the men discuss Onlyfans getting rid of sexual content, the Herman Cain Awards, the milk crate challenge and so much more.
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Episode 91: Twenty Hundred
This week's topics include resignations, party accountability, hygiene, the delta variant, and most importantly the men argue at who is better on the grill.
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Episode 90: Versus
This week the men discuss The Lox vs Dipset. Lupe vs Royce. Ben Zobrist vs his wife. Ashton and Mila vs showers. Hansy Andy vs accusers and so much more!
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Episode 89: Olympic Drama
This week the men discuss olympic drama. They also discuss Facebook vs Reddit. Smizzy feeling low and Rhance-in-the-pants does some fat shaming.
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Episode 88: Five Milligram Mike
Smizzy does drugs! The men discuss beef over a Kardashian and Fauci vs Paul. Also the men discuss their weekend good times.
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Episode 87: Hoe Bath
Mike visits Minnesota and claims to be a grill master. Rhance goes into a float tank and has hallucinations. The Men also discuss hoe baths, meth fish, a one man fireworks show, and a female prison guard who made the ultimate sacrifice.
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Episode 86: Sissy Balls
Rhance-in-the-pants gets attacked. Topics of this week include Pills Cosby, racial confrontations, Sha'Carri Richardson, and so much more!
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Listen in on the conversations as Mike Smizzy and Rhance-in-the-pants share their thoughts and experiences from their unfiltered male point of view. Everyone can be a man in The Man Closet Podcast!
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Listen in on the conversations as Mike Smizzy and Rhance-in-the-pants share their thoughts and experiences from their unfiltered male point of view. Everyone can be a man in The Man Closet Podcast!
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