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The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective

by Jay & Kirsten

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We know, it's been done before.You already know about The Marmoset Chronicles, the 8-movie saga by reclusive visionary director Laz Patillo. You already know how it became a cultural touchstone from 1970 to 1986, affecting everything in its wake. So why another podcast on it? This show is simply a personal retrospective; a discussion of why we (hosts Kirsten and Jay) love these movies so dearly and what they've meant to us growing up through today.

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Episodes

  1. SHOW SWAP: Benjamin St James in Wrestling w/ CWFP

    Jory and Cam are bringing life to this old RSS feed to talk about some wrestling promotions connected to the Marmoset Cinematic Universe, and how Benjamin St James was frequently fucked over in the process. Check out the full SHOW SWAP lineup here:...

  2. #20: The Marmoset Chronicles - A Final Hurrah

    Thanks for everything, Laz. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  3. #19: Obscurus Memorandus

    Follow @LazPatillo on Twitter to see what's up we guess?? You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  4. #18: The Laz Patillo Pawn Shop of Curios and Curiosities

    All the licensed properties fit to podcast about, all at once. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  5. #17: The DC Comics Saga

    What was the best name in this episode? You decide! You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  6. #16: Men and Images

    That motherfucker's a frisbee. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  7. #15: Murder at Retrograde Crossing

    Kirsten's thoughts on mediocrity are not officially endorsed by Immortan Joe. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on...

  8. #14: Novelizations

    For two people who don't care all that much about Star Wars, we sure do talk a lot about Star Wars. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky…

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  9. #13: MarmoCon

    So who decided New Jersey was the only state weird enough to get a dang book series about it, anyway? For a working list of where and how you can help racial justice groups: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our…

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  10. #12: The Glasseye Society

    Y'all remember InvisionFree? You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  11. #11: The Satanic Sandwich

    It all started in the small town of Girard, Illinois. If you want to know more about the history of satanic panic, here's the article Jay referenced: https://www.vox.com/2016/10/30/13413864/satanic-panic-ritual-abuse-history-explained You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at...

  12. #10: The Marmoset Chronicles - A Cohesive Unit

    A postmortem on our one-by-one discussion of The Marmoset Chronicles, and also a look towards what's next. Also, some really long tangents about Homestuck and recursive storytelling. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on...

  13. #9: The Plot, the Paper, and the Place We End Up

    At the end, some spaces are just spaces. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  14. #8: The Purgatory Bureaucrat

    Alright, but do you know what Starbucks advertising I'm talking about?? You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter…

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  15. #7: Logica

    Briefly-mentioned ideas for bonus episodes are not legally binding. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at...

  16. #6: And the Mountain Came to Them

    And the Podcast Downloaded to Their Device. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  17. #5: The Shadow Kit

    Really what we're saying here is Lars Von Trier can get bent. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  18. #4: Diagnosis Aquamarine

    Yes, Kirsten, that is how you spell "diagnosis." Star Wars Minus Star Wars: https://youtu.be/-gUKYBs6T8c You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa...

  19. #3: Obstacle Core

    Always have a rope ladder. You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

  20. #2: The Phantom and the Wren

    The Phantom and the Wren starts off our proper discussion with wide shots on parking lots, decades of unspoken complication between siblings, and a dusty town soon to feel the bruises of revenge. You can find Kirsten on Twitter @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a…

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  21. #1: Introduction

    Welcome, dear listener, to yet another podcast about T_he Marmoset Chronicles_. We know, we know; what else could there possibly be to say about the 8-movie magnum opus of reclusive writer/director/wise man Laz Patillo. You've seen the movies, hear the soundtracks, seen it all referenced in…

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  22. The Marmoset Chronicles: A Trailer for a Personal Retrospective

    Come join Kirsten and Jay as they make their way through The Marmoset Chronicles, the legendary octology of action films by director Laz Patillo which shaped all of cinema and pop culture since 1970.

About this show

We know, it's been done before.You already know about The Marmoset Chronicles, the 8-movie saga by reclusive visionary director Laz Patillo. You already know how it became a cultural touchstone from 1970 to 1986, affecting everything in its wake. So why another podcast on it? This show is simply a personal retrospective; a discussion of why we (hosts Kirsten and Jay) love these movies so dearly and what they've meant to us growing up through today.

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Jay & Kirsten

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective have?

The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective has 22 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on February 18, 2021.

What is The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective about?

We know, it's been done before.You already know about The Marmoset Chronicles, the 8-movie saga by reclusive visionary director Laz Patillo. You already know how it became a cultural touchstone from 1970 to 1986, affecting everything in its wake. So why another podcast on it? This show is simply a...

How often does The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective release new episodes?

The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective publishes every two weeks, based on its 22 episodes since March 2020.

Who hosts The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective?

The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective is created and hosted by Jay & Kirsten.
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