The Marquee

This week, the boys go all out for the corporate cash-ins, yet leave empty-handed. Well, at least they had "Bleach" and "Year One"! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff

This week, the boys dive deep into the first person misadventures of "Hardcore Henry" and "Doom". With only Dwayne Johnson and Aldi beer to guide them, Joe and Logan must save Mars from . . . Elon Musk? It's a doozy! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff

This week, the boys make a strong case for spiking the water supply with tryptophan. Uhh, I mean they had a blast talking about "The Informant!" and "Kissing Booth"! Okay, they do the water supply thing, too. But they made great points, okay? Listen, it's been a hard week, my spouse gives me crap for having the job title of "Podcast Description Writer", and I don't know if I even love my own son. Anyways, enjoy the episode. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

This week. Oh man, what a week! Celebrate our first year of The Marquee with family, friends, and a Five Star review on iTunes! *smooth* "Stop it, Joe! You're incorrigible." "No, Lady Joe! YOU stop it!" Oh, you're still here? Awkward... Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast That Star Wars link: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/joes-take/joes-take-ranking-the-star-wars-movies Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff

This week, the horrors of the world get their own chance at the mic. Joe and Logan try to find the lovely parts of "Bolt" and "Chernobyl Diaries", and end up turning in the most evilest evil to ever do the evil things. Okay, obviously there are much more evil things out there. Like poverty. And Sbarro. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff

This week, the boys somehow make enemies out of the entire film industry, Catholicism, and pig puppets. Sure, it's funny on your end, but we keep getting calls and threats. Fine, it's pretty funny for us too. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff [SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEKS FILMS] The Chernobyl Diaries Bolt

Just about one year in, and we still haven't learned to walk or talk or Boss Baby it up. Still, not too shabby! To celebrate the one year, we are digging back into the archives to show off a real gem: the secret first episode! Behold, the kinda crummy audio quality and still pretty alright banter. It's a hoot and a half, as my mum used to say. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

This week, the boys dive into the wild world of cinematic paternity with "Father of the Year" and "Meet the Fockers." How they come to talk about rodeo clowns and big dogs, we'll never know. Actually, we will know. It just sounds cooler when you say, "we'll never know", ya know? You know. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

This week, Joe and Logan delve into human mutations and true love with the movies "Pandorum" and "Penelope." This one is also great for all you feet lovers out there! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ [SPOILER ALERT] Next week's movies are: Meet the Fockers Father of the Year

This week, the boys get technical with the hacker flick "Swordfish" and the fourth installment of the Scream franchise, "Scre4m". The results? A hacking political satire and too deep of thought placed on hot dog rollers. Just another week, amirite? Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ [SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK'S MOVIES] Penelope Pandorum

Distance can't keep Joe and Logan from a new episode! Laugh along as they dissect "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed" and "A Lonely Place to Die", all while getting distracted by the finest in fast food. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ [SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE] Swordfish Scre4m

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys become almost relevant with their films "#RealityHigh" and "Zip & Zap and the Marble Gang." Don't worry, they haven't let their new #fame get in the way of a hilarious new movie combination. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ [SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK'S MOVIES] Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed A Lonely Place to Die

This week, Joe and Logan tackle the spectacularly stupid "Drift" and wonderfully stupid "You Can Tutu." As you can guess, this leads to hilariously stupid results, and Sam Worthington wearing a koala costume! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

This week, Joe, Logan, and special guest Nick Emig break down the worst of the worst with "High School Musical 3: Senior Year", "Lara Croft Tomb Raider", and "The Star." From the ashes of awful rises a new movie, with just as much high school drama and even more weird animals! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Take a journey with the boys as they transform 2017's "The Boy" into a dark, introspective look on grandma dolls and talking horses that practice the path of the Buddha himself. Yep, it actually got that weird. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

This week, Joe and Logan swap the horror stories of "The Emoji Movie" and "Flintstones go to Viva Rock Vegas" and turn out the most historically accurate Ad Men movie to ever take place in kinda sorta Egypt. Crack open a cold Pharaoh Pepper and hang out with the boys! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

This week, Joe and Logan take all the worst bits from "Rent: The Musical" and "The Outsider" to create the most beautiful, self-obsessed space opera the world has ever known. Also, there's a metric frick-ton of Jared Leto up in this bish. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, stupidity rises to new levels as the boys combine "Woody Woodpecker" and "Tulip Fever". We know what you're thinking: clearly a half-animated lesbian ecological revenge thriller, right? No?? Oh, maybe that's just a "Joe and Logan" kinda thing. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys go deep into the movie swamp, both figuratively and literally. Get ready for some ogre-flowing fun as Joe and Logan mash together "Shrek the Musical" and "Speed Racer." Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys get stuck between a Tobey and a hard place with "The Details" and "Cats and Dogs". Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys are whisked away to the weird world of magic with the films "Solomon Kane" and "David Blaine: Mindfreak". From there, a new, more metal film emerges. Brothers are torn apart, podcasters have to make bathroom breaks, and the fate of Missouri is at hand. So, you know, just like every week. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys have their eyes on something special. Logan tackled the gripping thriller "Secrets in their Eyes", while Joe took on the controversial choice of "Eyes Wide Shut". If they want to make the next great blockbuster, Joe and Logan will need to have their "eyes" on the prize. Get it? Because they both have the - oh, nevermind. Puns are underap-pun-ciated anyways. Ha! No, even I know that was lame. Ugh, writing is hard. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Special thanks to Kevin MacLeod for the music used during the audio trailer.

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, their sanity is hanging on by a string when forced to go through Yarn and High Strung. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, love is in the air when Tremors 5: Bloodlines and Sharknado collide! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys uncover the hilariously terrible Jurassic School and Mac and Devin Go To High School. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys somehow create the first great video game romantic comedy out of the movies 10,000 BC, and How To Lose a Guy In Ten Days. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the Movie Boys celebrate a belated Pi Day with Circle, and Radius. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the groovy 60s get smashed in with some zombies in Moonwalkers and Gallows Walkers! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcastCheck us out onFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcastSuper Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

And you thought regular Nebraska was boring!

Break out your nicest red shag carpets and little golden fellas, it's Oscar Week! Listen on as Joe and Logan tackle to the only two films on Netflix nominated for that sweet statue: Mudbound, and *oh good God no* The Boss Baby.

We're pretty sure The Bride should get a Mother of the Year award.

Joe and Logan are moving on from their sweetheart phase and catapulting right into bad boy territory

Sure, the creator of Caddyshack and Animal House lived an interesting life, but we still can't get over Doug Kenney having two first names.

The movie that proves Michael Keaton is the special ingredient in Best Picture Oscar Cake. That and flour. Can't skimp on the flour.

The movie where Nicholas Cage steals our hearts . . . and the Declaration of Independence!

Brendan Frasier, Rascally Crittures, and the Fall of Western Civilization. That last one isn't a part of the plot, but it sure feels like it.

Listen along as Joe and Logan tackle the spiciest meatball of them all!

Sadly, Gerard Butler doesn't play the Queen of England.

Looks like Christmas, Kwanzaa and New Years came early! We are sorry for being late to Chanukah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Robin Williams is funny, rhyming is hard.

Remember: When choosing a life partner, how they feel about a single domesticated species of animal is the best criteria to go off of.

Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Shyamalan movie . . . nope, still sucks.

Finally, the letter V is getting its due. Take that, Sesame Street!

And you thought velcro was only for light-up sneakers.

The Marquee Boys Unmask the Zodiac Killer and find the Treasure of Parrot Cove!

If you watched the movie before you listened, we definitely owe you a drink.

Boat Trip is a titanic failure! (Is it too soon for Titanic jokes? We don't read crowds very well. Heck, we don't read very well, either)

Our first children's movie! *Sniff* They grow up so fast.

Chicago: Because Milwaukee just doesn't have that "zing," ya feel?

If Bruce Lee and [insert famous soccer player] had a kid, it would love the crap outta this movie.