PODCAST · comedy
The MB Machine Podcast
by Beave, R and Midge
Welcome to the MB Machine Podcast!-The MB Machine Podcast, a podcast for the twisted humor that people love. The hosts Beave, R and Midge along with their guests chat about random topics. No topic is off limits or too sacred to be made fun of.Email us at [email protected] link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8Twitter: @mb_machineTwitter: @TheBeave07
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Hitler 69: Ep #269
Hitler, 69, Mayors, Firefighters, and how to save money! Come at you with a plethora of crazy topics and weaving a tale of hilarity. Beave and Midge will entertain and delight listeners of all ages. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Sex Cult: Ep 268
The boyz talk about the state of the economy and how insane fuel prices are. Beave tells all about spurging out on his wife over the state of fuel prices. R talks about sex cults and the boyz decide on how to have a proper cult without lies. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Hormuez, I Hardly Knew Her: Ep 267
Beave and Midge weaves an epic tale from the straight of Hormuez all the way to Midge's barn. We have a wicked awesome time and make fun of all the people who wanted a 2nd Iran war. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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4th White Trash Awards: Ep 266
As is tradition, Beave makes up some shit on the fly and R and Midge have to bring in some of their own shenanigans to spice it up! Beave uses AI to find some of the white trash stories from around the United States and we attempt to rate them in some kind of order. We go off the rails a few times but stay on target, mostly. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Work Blues: Ep 265
It doesn't matter where you work, America or Iran, you're gonna have stupid co-workers and incompetent bosses. Beave predicts what the war in Iran will lead to, Midge rants about just killing them all and Beave end on travelling. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Pillar of the Community: Ep 264
R and Midge discuss TAXES, religion and how Midge's wife is making him a misogynist. Beave show up and tells us about going to the bar, cleaning up for a breakfast supper and how Helen Keller could mix up her boyfriend and her dad. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Self Mutilation is the Key to Life: Ep 263
What better way to have a great life than hear Beave's most sage advice? Newton has some pretty awesome laws and Midge doesn't know any of them but he knows how to dome up! A tornado ripped through our hoods and went zipping and ripping all over our home town. Tom-a-hawk missiles, expensive, maybe. Worst commercial Beave has ever heard and then Midge rips into economics. Women make terrible friends to each other and Midge knows why. Beave breaks down the well laid plans to flatten Iran in an instant and Midge thinks Unions are great! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Ole Dick Chair: Ep 262
Beave loves riding a bike with a big ole dick attached to it! Midge wants a retard baby for a discount price. The cost of Midge's taxes have went down thanks to Midgette. The Iran War is going off the hinges and we have not ruined negotiations by bombing them during negotiations. They for sure can't get new nukes thought! We also chat about comedy, Skankfest and dream vacations. We wrap this glorious episode up by breaking the myth of price gouging and how to have "Unlimited Power"! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Sex Magic: Ep 261
Beave brings up the craziest story Midge has ever heard and it involves a sex magic cult! Do you know what or who Keysian is? Midge has a big tell all and it is kind of insightful. Will an ambulance save you, only if you're in it's jurisdiction. Old people can't handle the A.I. future and it just is going to get rougher for them. All of Midge's CPR questions get answered and he will never save a crack head! Papa roach is now hip and what is the worst thing that could happen at a gangbang? Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Snow Olympics: Ep 260
Beave and Midge come at you with the Snow Olympic idiots and hotties. Midge can't think well when he is in pussy. Micro penis problems and how to accept a micro penis. Thomas Massie and the Epstein Files. How the first feminist fucked us and why Twin Peaks isn't a place. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Lucky R-tard: Ep 259
Beave vents about rich pricks in the airplane industry! Midge has grown tired of arguing for the umpteenth time. Beave attends a immigrants birthday bash and make him sing happy birthday. Baby Beave rolls! Getting reparations is easier than culling the population and Elon stops going to mars and picks the moon! We're totally a wholesome Christian Podcast! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Amish Paradise: Ep 258
Joy joins us for a great conversation about all things Amish. How they stink, treat their women and what happens when they're equipment gets stuck in a pond. Taxes get brought up and how we hate them and Midge rants about hating the news. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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The Learning Rock: Ep 257
Another classic episode is in the bag! Midge brings up the idea of the learning rock. A device to teach your significant other what is and is not ok. Beave makes more predictions about Iran and talks about how awesome Ginger is doing! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Wonder Recording: Ep 256
This was recorded in January and I had to edit it in little chunks and did not take notes. Midge is sorry and will hopefully do better next time. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Irain DMX: Ep 255
We go all in on WAR. War Department and how to classify wars! How to identify correct news info and to spin info to fit your side, which is the right side. We talk about the beginning stages of the war with Iran and we wrongly predict what comes next. We also have a debate on rape and Midge raps the first couple stanzas of DMX. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Fallout Prep: Ep 254
We talk the fallout show and the ups and downs of the first two episodes of season two! We then chat about lore and why can't companies just make new locations in an established universe or unique stories!!! R chats about idiots shooting their dooms day sheds and more stories! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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U.S.A. History 101: Ep 253
We figure out why Israel is always right! We debate how religion began and we bring you the history of the American Revolution, taught by Beave, R and Midge! We end on Midge evicting a raccoon from in between the floor of his second story home. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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New Year Same Podcast: Ep 252
Welcome! Beave and Midge chat about why taxes fucking suck and why running for local government isn't easy. Midge rants about how women should use sex and give more sex in a relationship. Beave has a kid and has a lot less fun(beer) now. We go down the rabbit hole of what a moneyless society would look like and it goes off the rails, robots, sex, 12 inch toys. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Gimmie Pussy Diet Plan: Ep 251
Midge immediately starts off with good management vs bad management. This episode we talk about who our favorite guests are and how we rank them. The future of Midge's property and problems that have happened and potential fixes to land disputes. R likes Taken and Beave enjoys the Patriot, Midge is captain no fun and hates all movies and the fallout series. Midge vents about not getting pussy, wants to be put on a getting pussy diet plan and expresses concern with his H.R. department and the audit department. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Company Party: Ep 250
Beave loves his job and will attend all company shindigs, Midge is the complete opposite and will never talk about how much he loves a job. Beave has a plane repair story which causes Midge to have a heart attack at how much a tire costs. Malort is the worst beer ever, give it a try! The only way to stop drug dealers is to bomb the shit out of them. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Landman: Ep 249
It's almost 6am and I gotta work tomorrow. From what I can remember; Midge tells R's uncle to get stepping off his land. R claims that Midge can be bad or good depending on if he likes your or not. Beave talks about how much he loves his daughter. R talks invasion of Venezuela and Dearborn is a shithole but what's new? Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Fuck Bang!: Ep 248
Joy joins us for a raunchy good time! Rule #1, no one can just sit in silence on the show. Snowpocalypse happened and we all recount our tales of survival. Snowmobiles are gay. Midge will look at family boobs depending on whose they are. Beave regales us with his best winter story!!! The whole gang debates how trains work and why they should never be shut down for a snow day! The inaugural introduction of Fuck Bang! Midge describes the problems with Thanksgiving and why making up to his in-laws sucks! Midge tells the most private story he probably wasn't supposed to tell....ever. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Dirty Dozen RPG Book: Ep 247
We need more participation on Discord! So many great meme's and little snippets go unappreciated. Beave talks books and how the Lit RPG genre is great. There's a ton of different ways to rob a bank and we have the absolute best way! Was Epstein a pro or an amateur and difference between kidnapping vs trafficking. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Home is Where You Make it: Ep 246
Man, I don't remember it all but what I do was money problems and how kids view money. Bullshit about tariffs and how people don't understand them and a bunch of other topics! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Communication is Key: Ep 245
Midge's Dome Up gospel and poop hate, plus, R's positive energy. Beave fades into a corner as R and Midge duel brains - fisticuffs and bromance. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Poop Trouble: Ep 244
Beave has the biggest small announcement ever! Midge can't wipe to save his ass and has some memory problems. R is perplexed about politics and how tariffs are loved by idiots! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Bro Time: Ep 243
The dynamic duo of Midge and R will lull you into a wild ride about taxes, corruption and why beating your wife is ok. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Bleak Predictions: Ep 242
This is a short and sweet episode about why we might stop the podcast. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Politics is Gay: Ep 241
I really can't remember what this one is about, besides Beave and Midge ranting about politics and wishing they could help people understand economics better. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Gotta Go Fast!: Ep 240
Sonic joins us for the first time! R's son and all around awesome kid talks about all the good stuff! First it's his passion for tai kwon do! Midge finds out it is pretty cheap to kick kids. Second we chat about video games and how they are great! Third we talk about super powers and the downside to not having more than one power! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Luck is With Us: Ep 239
Beave and Midge have a late night discussion about money, politics, work place retards and more! Midge is debt free, he also had a fucky experience with the recording last Saturday. Beave is busy, surprise and is in crunch time mode with Little Beaveette on the way! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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All for the Laughs: Ep 238
Man, the episode is on time! Beave and Midge weave a tale of heroics. Changing an old mans mind about economics, why the age of consent was needed and the greatest story that could eventually be told. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Harry Mischief: Ep 237
Welcome to another glorious episode! Charlie Kirk, school shootings, Hogwarts mischief and fucked up things Midge says. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Beave Sucks Dick: Ep 236
Title says it all.Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Joyful Reunion: Ep 235
Joy joins us and discusses her unique difficulties as a parapro, home schooling and what R keeps if they get divorced! Midge and R chat about all kinds of nonsense. Ranging from why Midge's wife doesn't like whole fish, all the way to why siblings should be mature and not be dicks to each other. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Brother's Bonded By Bourbon: Ep 234
It's another late episode because life happens. Want more of an explanation? Write us and you'll get one. This is an episode from Obscurity that R was relistening too and thought was hilarious! (Midge wholeheartedly agrees) So sit back, get some Bourbon and get blasted with R, Midge and the handsome rouge, Nekkie! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Bi-Polar Bears: Ep 233
The gang is beat but not broken. We chat about everything that pops up. R's blue balls, funny racial jokes, politics and more. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Caw Goes the Goose: Ep 232
Nekkie joins us for one hell of a wild ride. Midge educates on the differences of the Nordic nations and the sounds that birds can make. Nekkie advocates for mayhem and shenanigans. R is baffled at most of the discussions and Beave goes Beave. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Mac Attack: Ep 231
Mac joins us and R has some of the greatest questions he could ever think of! Cheap weddings, how to not sound like a child lover and the most catchy word you could ever say! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Moving Week: Ep 230
Midgette, LD, R and Midge sit down to talk about why you don't kiss people in public and expect privacy at a stadium. Midgette vents about moving with Midge and other hilarious things! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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It's Late and I'm Busy: Ep229
The episode is almost an entire day late and it's nobody but Midge's fault. I apologize profusely and will have more to say on the lateness of this episode next week. It turns out painting, moving, school and an anniversary in the same weeks means things get pushed back and forgotten. We talk about Long Island Audit and some other things. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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How to Make Your Parents Mad: Ep 228
Guaranteed that one of our three ways will piss off your parents! Ebola is funny as long as you don't get it. Midge gives out acknowledgements on who was the most impactful on his life and way more funny stuff throughout the episode. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Jerkin in A Restroom: Ep 227
On this super amazing episode R and Midge talk about jizz and why it is everywhere. Ted Vs Tucker and why R loved watching the train wreak of an interview. How O.J.T. is all Midge needs to pass his class and R never wanting a dick modification. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Audit the Government: Ep 226
This should not be considered legal advice at all. Look into your rights for your state and area extensively before attempting anything. We slam this bitch into 5th gear and chug all the way up to 100 mph! We start with Iran and why we hate war and end at differing opinions on cops and how to save money! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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How To Be A Good Protester: Ep 225
We're all back in the studio again! Beave apologizes for his attempt to put an episode out. Midge has the perfect way to stop protesters and how to earn his respect as a protester. Beave loves Iran and thinks they will bring peace to the Middle East. R does R things and talks politics right off the bat and doesn't like social media. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Bro Thang: Ep 223
Just two Bros doing their thang. Trying to enlighten the masses with Bro-logues and laughter. Beave isn't in the studio so Midge and R bring you great topics such as, Jetta car buying, going to school on someone else's dime and political crap. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Korean Kommie Knights: Ep 222
Kimmie North Korea has an oopsie doodle with a 5000 ton Destroyer. We wildly speculate on what will happen to the poor unfortunate souls who launched the Destroyer incorrectly. We make fun of North Korea so much we draw comparisons to the South! Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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Ass Blasting: Ep 221
Richard joins us! He hates credit! Midge has become a land mogul and vents his frequent frustrations over the last week. R gets serious about weather. Beave compliments Midge on his journey from Marxism to Anarchy. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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New American Religion: Ep 220
The pope dies and R wants to know why people are excited about it. Beave suggest lowering the alter boys age to win pope election. Beave brings us the greatest song ever written by Ye aka Kanye West. We end with how to make America more American. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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N-words In Space: Ep 219
We start with a great this or that, no one wants to actually answer it. We round out the the episode with some Rapeseed, two bits of not sound legal advice and how to get aliens to actually show up. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to the MB Machine Podcast!-The MB Machine Podcast, a podcast for the twisted humor that people love. The hosts Beave, R and Midge along with their guests chat about random topics. No topic is off limits or too sacred to be made fun of.Email us at [email protected] link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8Twitter: @mb_machineTwitter: @TheBeave07
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Beave, R and Midge
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