The MB Machine Podcast
by Beave, R and Midge
Welcome to the MB Machine Podcast!-The MB Machine Podcast, a podcast for the twisted humor that people love. The hosts Beave, R and Midge along with their guests chat about random topics. No topic is off limits or too sacred to be made fun of.Email us at [email protected] link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8Twitter: @mb_machineTwitter: @TheBeave07
Episodes
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Chet Shit Eater: Ep 279
Beave and Midge debate the inner workings of aircraft and who should be hired to work on planes. Midge rants about arguing about the economics of going to Disney in Tokyo or California and which is cheaper. Beave is in disbelief over Midge's antics. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link:...
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Beave Goes to Kansas: Ep 278
It's been a crazy two months and Beave catches us up on his adventure in Kansas with bimbos. Beave's dad has heart problems and July 4th problems. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have...
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Iran Ivy Love: Ep 277
R and Midge contemplate the important things in life and have a mellow conversation. We chat about Iran and why the hell we love to drop bombs on them! Midge would rather have people die than spend half a million on missiles. Midge gets poison ivy and can't stop scratching it. R understands why...
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School is in for the Summer: Ep 276
R and Midge are going to be attending school soon and vent about woes of school and how bachelor degrees rank. Stocks, Iran and GTAVI oh my! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an…
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Flying High in the Sky: Ep 275
Midge brings up three unique stories about flying, a B-52 in California, skydiving in Texas and being tossed from a bridge in Brasil. Beave is fed up with retarted people and does not appreciate being drugged against his will. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If…
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Investment Woes: Ep 274
R and Midge give advice on investing in yourself! Which does mean education of some kind. Also, we talk about Space X going public and how Elon Musk is a rather smart man!!! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much...
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The 51st State: Ep 273
Beave and Midge get down and dirty about how Israel is about to be a new state. We don't want more wars unless we're told we want more war and the Amish get their own road lane??? Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how...
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Newton Township is Corrupt: Ep272
Government is corrupt and will always be corrupt. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact…
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Should I Stay Or Should I Go: Ep 271
Midge spills all his secrets to a long life and how to tackle all obstacles in your way with conviction and earnest! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think...
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Work Rant: Ep 270
Midge recounts the latest work problems and R talks about his work trying to keep him down. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you...
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Hitler 69: Ep #269
Hitler, 69, Mayors, Firefighters, and how to save money! Come at you with a plethora of crazy topics and weaving a tale of hilarity. Beave and Midge will entertain and delight listeners of all ages. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want...
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Sex Cult: Ep 268
The boyz talk about the state of the economy and how insane fuel prices are. Beave tells all about spurging out on his wife over the state of fuel prices. R talks about sex cults and the boyz decide on how to have a proper cult without lies. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link:...
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Hormuez, I Hardly Knew Her: Ep 267
Beave and Midge weaves an epic tale from the straight of Hormuez all the way to Midge's barn. We have a wicked awesome time and make fun of all the people who wanted a 2nd Iran war. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know…
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4th White Trash Awards: Ep 266
As is tradition, Beave makes up some shit on the fly and R and Midge have to bring in some of their own shenanigans to spice it up! Beave uses AI to find some of the white trash stories from around the United States and we attempt to rate them in some kind of order. We go off the rails a few…
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Work Blues: Ep 265
It doesn't matter where you work, America or Iran, you're gonna have stupid co-workers and incompetent bosses. Beave predicts what the war in Iran will lead to, Midge rants about just killing them all and Beave end on travelling. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If...
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Pillar of the Community: Ep 264
R and Midge discuss TAXES, religion and how Midge's wife is making him a misogynist. Beave show up and tells us about going to the bar, cleaning up for a breakfast supper and how Helen Keller could mix up her boyfriend and her dad. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If...
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Self Mutilation is the Key to Life: Ep 263
What better way to have a great life than hear Beave's most sage advice? Newton has some pretty awesome laws and Midge doesn't know any of them but he knows how to dome up! A tornado ripped through our hoods and went zipping and ripping all over our home town. Tom-a-hawk missiles, expensive…
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Ole Dick Chair: Ep 262
Beave loves riding a bike with a big ole dick attached to it! Midge wants a retard baby for a discount price. The cost of Midge's taxes have went down thanks to Midgette. The Iran War is going off the hinges and we have not ruined negotiations by bombing them during negotiations. They for sure...
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Sex Magic: Ep 261
Beave brings up the craziest story Midge has ever heard and it involves a sex magic cult! Do you know what or who Keysian is? Midge has a big tell all and it is kind of insightful. Will an ambulance save you, only if you're in it's jurisdiction. Old people can't handle the A.I. future and it just...
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Snow Olympics: Ep 260
Beave and Midge come at you with the Snow Olympic idiots and hotties. Midge can't think well when he is in pussy. Micro penis problems and how to accept a micro penis. Thomas Massie and the Epstein Files. How the first feminist fucked us and why Twin Peaks isn't a place. Enjoy the show!!! Discord...
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Lucky R-tard: Ep 259
Beave vents about rich pricks in the airplane industry! Midge has grown tired of arguing for the umpteenth time. Beave attends a immigrants birthday bash and make him sing happy birthday. Baby Beave rolls! Getting reparations is easier than culling the population and Elon stops going to mars and...
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Amish Paradise: Ep 258
Joy joins us for a great conversation about all things Amish. How they stink, treat their women and what happens when they're equipment gets stuck in a pond. Taxes get brought up and how we hate them and Midge rants about hating the news. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link:...
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The Learning Rock: Ep 257
Another classic episode is in the bag! Midge brings up the idea of the learning rock. A device to teach your significant other what is and is not ok. Beave makes more predictions about Iran and talks about how awesome Ginger is doing! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8…
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Wonder Recording: Ep 256
This was recorded in January and I had to edit it in little chunks and did not take notes. Midge is sorry and will hopefully do better next time. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have…
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Irain DMX: Ep 255
We go all in on WAR. War Department and how to classify wars! How to identify correct news info and to spin info to fit your side, which is the right side. We talk about the beginning stages of the war with Iran and we wrongly predict what comes next. We also have a debate on rape and Midge raps...
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Fallout Prep: Ep 254
We talk the fallout show and the ups and downs of the first two episodes of season two! We then chat about lore and why can't companies just make new locations in an established universe or unique stories!!! R chats about idiots shooting their dooms day sheds and more stories! Enjoy the show!!!...
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U.S.A. History 101: Ep 253
We figure out why Israel is always right! We debate how religion began and we bring you the history of the American Revolution, taught by Beave, R and Midge! We end on Midge evicting a raccoon from in between the floor of his second story home. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link:...
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New Year Same Podcast: Ep 252
Welcome! Beave and Midge chat about why taxes fucking suck and why running for local government isn't easy. Midge rants about how women should use sex and give more sex in a relationship. Beave has a kid and has a lot less fun(beer) now. We go down the rabbit hole of what a moneyless society…
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Gimmie Pussy Diet Plan: Ep 251
Midge immediately starts off with good management vs bad management. This episode we talk about who our favorite guests are and how we rank them. The future of Midge's property and problems that have happened and potential fixes to land disputes. R likes Taken and Beave enjoys the Patriot, Midge…
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Company Party: Ep 250
Beave loves his job and will attend all company shindigs, Midge is the complete opposite and will never talk about how much he loves a job. Beave has a plane repair story which causes Midge to have a heart attack at how much a tire costs. Malort is the worst beer ever, give it a try! The only way...
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Landman: Ep 249
It's almost 6am and I gotta work tomorrow. From what I can remember; Midge tells R's uncle to get stepping off his land. R claims that Midge can be bad or good depending on if he likes your or not. Beave talks about how much he loves his daughter. R talks invasion of Venezuela and Dearborn is a...
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Fuck Bang!: Ep 248
Joy joins us for a raunchy good time! Rule #1, no one can just sit in silence on the show. Snowpocalypse happened and we all recount our tales of survival. Snowmobiles are gay. Midge will look at family boobs depending on whose they are. Beave regales us with his best winter story!!! The whole…
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Dirty Dozen RPG Book: Ep 247
We need more participation on Discord! So many great meme's and little snippets go unappreciated. Beave talks books and how the Lit RPG genre is great. There's a ton of different ways to rob a bank and we have the absolute best way! Was Epstein a pro or an amateur and difference between…
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Home is Where You Make it: Ep 246
Man, I don't remember it all but what I do was money problems and how kids view money. Bullshit about tariffs and how people don't understand them and a bunch of other topics! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how…
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Communication is Key: Ep 245
Midge's Dome Up gospel and poop hate, plus, R's positive energy. Beave fades into a corner as R and Midge duel brains - fisticuffs and bromance. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have…
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Poop Trouble: Ep 244
Beave has the biggest small announcement ever! Midge can't wipe to save his ass and has some memory problems. R is perplexed about politics and how tariffs are loved by idiots! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how…
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Bro Time: Ep 243
The dynamic duo of Midge and R will lull you into a wild ride about taxes, corruption and why beating your wife is ok. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or…
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Bleak Predictions: Ep 242
This is a short and sweet episode about why we might stop the podcast. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a…
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Politics is Gay: Ep 241
I really can't remember what this one is about, besides Beave and Midge ranting about politics and wishing they could help people understand economics better. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us,...
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Gotta Go Fast!: Ep 240
Sonic joins us for the first time! R's son and all around awesome kid talks about all the good stuff! First it's his passion for tai kwon do! Midge finds out it is pretty cheap to kick kids. Second we chat about video games and how they are great! Third we talk about super powers and the downside...
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Luck is With Us: Ep 239
Beave and Midge have a late night discussion about money, politics, work place retards and more! Midge is debt free, he also had a fucky experience with the recording last Saturday. Beave is busy, surprise and is in crunch time mode with Little Beaveette on the way! Enjoy the show!!! Discord…
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All for the Laughs: Ep 238
Man, the episode is on time! Beave and Midge weave a tale of heroics. Changing an old mans mind about economics, why the age of consent was needed and the greatest story that could eventually be told. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and…
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Harry Mischief: Ep 237
Welcome to another glorious episode! Charlie Kirk, school shootings, Hogwarts mischief and fucked up things Midge says. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or…
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Beave Sucks Dick: Ep 236
Title says it all. Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at...
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Joyful Reunion: Ep 235
Joy joins us and discusses her unique difficulties as a parapro, home schooling and what R keeps if they get divorced! Midge and R chat about all kinds of nonsense. Ranging from why Midge's wife doesn't like whole fish, all the way to why siblings should be mature and not be dicks to each other....
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Brother's Bonded By Bourbon: Ep 234
It's another late episode because life happens. Want more of an explanation? Write us and you'll get one. This is an episode from Obscurity that R was relistening too and thought was hilarious! (Midge wholeheartedly agrees) So sit back, get some Bourbon and get blasted with R, Midge and the...
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Bi-Polar Bears: Ep 233
The gang is beat but not broken. We chat about everything that pops up. R's blue balls, funny racial jokes, politics and more. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic...
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Caw Goes the Goose: Ep 232
Nekkie joins us for one hell of a wild ride. Midge educates on the differences of the Nordic nations and the sounds that birds can make. Nekkie advocates for mayhem and shenanigans. R is baffled at most of the discussions and Beave goes Beave. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link:...
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Mac Attack: Ep 231
Mac joins us and R has some of the greatest questions he could ever think of! Cheap weddings, how to not sound like a child lover and the most catchy word you could ever say! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much...
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Moving Week: Ep 230
Midgette, LD, R and Midge sit down to talk about why you don't kiss people in public and expect privacy at a stadium. Midgette vents about moving with Midge and other hilarious things! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us…
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About this show
Welcome to the MB Machine Podcast!-The MB Machine Podcast, a podcast for the twisted humor that people love. The hosts Beave, R and Midge along with their guests chat about random topics. No topic is off limits or too sacred to be made fun of.Email us at [email protected] link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8Twitter: @mb_machineTwitter: @TheBeave07
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