The Meh Generation

Geordi gets programmed into a sleeper agent for the Romulans to cause a war with the Klingons. Can the crew discover and reverse the programing before all out war is declared?

Dr. Crusher falls for an alien ambassador who turns out out to be a parasite known as a Trill! But she he has to jump host bodies, can she navigate the change, or will she be weird prude about it?Featuring returning guest MaiaMama!

Lwaxana returns! But when the keeper of the sacred rings (and all that shit) falls for an alien scientist who is doomed to die for because no one in his culture is allowed to live past the age of 60. But will new research that could save his people prevent this Logan’s Run in space? Featuring special guest Maria Tholl!

An accident leads to internal investigation onboard the Enterprise! But as the investigation turns into a witch hunt, Picard himself will have defend his actions to a military tribunal! Maia Mama returns to guest on this special extended episode!

Q is back, and ready to fuck with Picard and his love life! In order to “pay him back” for their last encounter, Q sets up an elaborate Robin Hood fantasy for Picard and his former lover Vash! Can the crew defeat the Sir Guy of Gisbourne and release Maid Marian (Vash) before time runs out?Featuring guest star Amara Fehring (no relation)!

Lt. Barclay goes from Zero to Hero when he goes full Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and becomes a super smart competent guy for once! But as his brain expands, the origin of this sudden brain power is called into question. But, can the source of the intelligence be discovered and reversed before Barclay grows too powerful?

When Geordi’s old crew begins dying off under wild circumstances, the only way to solve the mystery is return to an old away mission with a past commander. But when the answer is mutation by parasite, can they save the crew and Geordi before everyone gets their DNA rewritten?

Madness and mayhem strike as a mysterious affliction prevents the crew of the Enterprise from reaching R.E.M sleep! As hallucinations set in, it’s up to Troi and Data to find a solution! But will they survive long enough to solve the problem?

Geordi La Forge gets to meet the real Dr. Leah Brahms, and oh boy is it something. Guinan is in this one though! (Please listen)

Riker is discovered as an under cover alien on a pre-warp planet. Can the crew of the Enterprise rescue him before he’s dissected or will he have to f*ck his way out?

The Meh Generation Returns! The 14th episode of TNG welcomes us back with a mystery! When the crew finds themselves missing an entire day, Captain Picard leads a the charge to discover the truth of what happened and figure out who on the crew is lying??

Five years later…Your intrepid hosts have returned to get this f*cking show on the road!After four years of the initial run - The Original Series, Animated Series, Original Films, and the first three and half season of Next Gen - Dan and Cam are back to finish out season four of TNG and launch back into the Meh Generation! Stay tuned and keep on Trekking!

The boys take a break! But they will be back soon.

Picard must outwit a supposed devil who has a returned after a thousand years to claim a planet, it’s people, and the Enterprise!Dan can’t outwit anyone with his latest song parody which returns after no one asked. Cameron returns to his rightful place as the king of camp.

Picard and The Enterprise must keep the Federation from collapsing into a war with Cardassian Empire!Dan and Cam talk about war stories and feelings! Plus a special surprise!

Data records a log of his day, which happens to be extremely eventful, for research into how his mind works.Dan fawns over Gates McFadden, which Cameron echoes, which is only a taste of how good this episode is.

Deanna Troi loses her empathic powers. And at the same time, The Enterprise loses all navigation as a cloud of 2D creatures pulls the ship towards a cosmic string! Are the two incidents related and can it be stopped in time?Dan loses his shit on music boxes. And at the same time, Cameron talks about loss and therapy as Deanna’s counseling is evaluated! Are the two hosts in agreement about how great the song “You’re So Vain” is? Plus a special message!

Picard and Wesley are shipwrecked! Can they stay alive on a desert planet with no water long enough for the Enterprise to find them?Wesley is done! Can Dan contain his excitement at a Wesley free TNG with Cam teasing future episodes and cameos?

Riker wakes up in sickbay with no memory of the last 16 years! How did this happen? He’s the Captain now? Picard is an admiral? Is someone pulling a fast one on old Riker?Dan wakes up to how hot LeVar Burton has always been! How did he miss this? How gross does Picard look in old-age makeup? Is Cameron ready to make trombone jokes?

Picard is forced to determine the next supreme leader of the Klingon Empire! Plus the return diplomatic envoy K'Ehleyr brings complicated feelings for Worf and a surprise son!Dan is forced to admit a fondness for Klingon culture as he works on his Gowron impression. Plus the “fridge-ing” of a fan-favorite brings complicating head cannon from Cameron!

When the Enterprise finds itself on the homeworld on dearly departed crewman, Tasha Yar, the crew must befriend her sister, Ishara! But is a friend like her sister, or a betrayal laden tool?When Cameron finds himself confronted with the proto-Karen hair cut, Dan must sing a Star Trek Bond Theme. But is there anything to love in this episode besides a blue leotard and Brent Spiner?

Shhhhhhhore leave!

People are disappearing from the Enterprise! But what’s worse is only Doctor Crusher remembers them having existed at all! Can Beverly save the forgotten crew before she is the only one left?Next Generation is getting good! But what’s worse is Dan is running out of bad things to say about the show as the writing and acting get turned up to an 11! Can Cameron help us through this slash-tastic episode?

While rescuing a shipwrecked alien ship, the crew finds a human among their ranks! But this long lost human will have to decide which world he wants to live in before a full-blown war breaks out!While discussing Klingon bulges, Cameron gets distracted by sports! But the real point of this episode is to talk about Picard’s awkward Dad energy before Dan gets himself a pair of boat shoes!

Data goes rogue! After his programing is overridden, Data hijacks the Enterprise and arrives at the secret base of his creator, Dr. Noonien Soong! How is he alive and what does he want?Cameron goes camp! After talking about how goddamn brilliant Brent Spiner is, Dan lays into how terrible Lore is! And both hosts ask “how can the Enterprise ever work alongside Data again? “

Family Day! While the Enterprise is repaired at Earth, Worf’s parents visit, Wesley gets a message from dad, and Picard goes home to England…I mean France!Season 4! While pronunciation is thrown to the wind, Cam talks about character, Dan gripes about bad science, and the boys talk about their respective families.

The Borg continue towards earth, and destroy federation ships with ease as they go! But can the crew save Picard and defeat the Borg before they all get assimilated?Cameron and Dan continue on into season 4 of The Next Generation! But can the bad makeup and illogical tactical choices keep this from being a perfect episode?

Borg! War! Good God Y’all! Preparing on the eve of conflict, the crew readies themselves for battle. But when the Borg assimilates our beloved Picard, will Riker be able to do the unthinkable?Dan! Cam! Talkin’ Trek Y’all! Preparing for this episode took 72 episodes, but it’s finally here! But when the show Cam loves so much finally shows up, will it live up to the hype?

The crew discovers an unknown alien crashed landed and dying. Over the next month, this John Doe rapidly. heals himself and others. But what are the limits of his power and is he dangerous? Cameron discovers a love of sweater jumpsuits! Over the end credits, Dan casts the Muppets on the Enterprise. But can they find a way to talk about Geordi being awkward AF?

Deanna, her mother Lwaxana, and Riker are kidnapped by a Ferengi who wants the elder Troi for business AND pleasure. Can the crew find them before Deanna gets a stepdad?Cameron, Daniel, and a PBS quilting show make their way through the cringe AND gross racist undertones of this episode. Can they find anything worth liking in this smoldering trash heap?

Peace talks aboard the Enterprise call for a legend: Sarek! But is the newly emotional Vulcan up for the task? Costume talks lead Dan to declare a new order of nuns: Power Ranger! But is the return of a TOS legend enough for Cameron to love?

Data gets droid-napped! But his abductors have faked his death! can the Enterprise discover the truth and save our android?Next-Gen gets problematic! But the acting is superb! Can Cam and Dan find anything worth saving in this episode?

A crewman has a hard time on the ship, but his active fantasy life may get in the way of saving the day!A host has a hard time with empaths, but his cohost has a good outlook on the future of return o fa character!

The Enterprise takes a Betazoid psychic to make contact with a new alien! When suddenly, Romulans! Cam takes us on an off-topic ramble to make music with Dan! When suddenly, X-Men!

Picard takes a holiday! But soon it becomes an Indiana Jones style adventure!Dan takes on caves! But soon Cameron explains all the cannon we are getting here!

Picard is abducted and replaced with a doppelgänger! Can he escape before his replacement dooms the Enterprise?Dan is talking about experiments and bar etiquette! Can Cam keep them focused on the bad alien design and costumes?

Good news Worf, your brother is alive! Bad news, he needs your help clearing your dead father of treason! Good news Cam, we get to see the Klingon homeworld! Bad news, Dan is going to take issue with these costumes.

Data has a daughter! But hold off on the baby shower, because Star Fleet is coming to take his baby like a damn dingo!Cam has a new perspective! But don’t think it’s going to be all warm fuzzies, because Dan is going to talk about parenting!

A rift in time changes everything! In our new timeline, Tasha Yar is back and aboard the War Ship Enterprise! But can it last?A rift in quotes turns into Sister Act! In one of our best episodes, Cam and Dan break down Worf’s dating life good lighting, and how to clip those damn branching timelines.

When Riker stands accused of murder, Picard must defend him in an alien trial where he is guilty until proven innocent! But how to find the truth when all three witnesses have a different version of events! (which we get to see on the holodeck!)When Cameron can’t stop saying Rashomon, Dan must derail them into talking about other media. But don’t worry, you’re finally going to learn who wrote the theme song to Fairly Odd Parents!

Q appears on the Enterprise, stripped of this power and human! And his enemies are right behind him!Fringe Girl appears, annoyed and ready to tell you about her show. And Dan pitches Sister Act 3.

Doctor Crusher is kidnapped by terrorists! But can Picard get her back before it’s too late?Dan is on a diatribe! But can Cameron pull him back while they discuss the brilliance of 1776?

When asked to apprehend a fugitive soldier, Picard and the crew learn there might be more to his story.When asked to name James Cromwell’s most famous Star trek role, Cam picks his turn in this episode!

The Defector! Secret Weapon Productions When a Romulan general defects, Picard will have to decide if he can be trusted. And whatever he decides could start or prevent a war!When Dan lists his crimes against fashion, Cameron will have to decide if he should zone out. And whatever else happens, Cameron makes Shakespeare jokes!

While trying to reunite two waring clans, Riker falls for a woman. But she’s an assassin set on revenge!While trying to convince Cameron to watch Tiger King, Dan makes a bad joke! But Cameron breaks down the weird dynamics of assassin employer relations!

While the Enterprise plays host to the negotiations over the first recorded stable wormhole, Deanna begins an affair with one of the negotiators. But both the wormhole and Deanna’s new lover are hiding secrets.While The Meh Generation has its filthiest episode ever recorded, Cameron coins the term “crafting,” and Dan uncovers the truth about Tarantino’s Star Trek Script. But both hosts are ill-prepared for allergies.

Geordi gets stranded on a storming planet, and the Enterprise is unable to locate him. But don’t worry, he’s trapped with a Romulan! Cam gets stranded in a slash-travaganza , and The Meh Generation returns to its roots. But don’t worry, Dan has bad WW2 movie puns for you.

When the Enterprise is caught in an ancient trap, only Geordi can save the ship! And maybe figure out his lady problems too?When the pansexuality of crewmen is brought up, Cameron is hopeful. And maybe Dan is ready to quit calling OG Star Trek characters ugly? (He’s not.)

When an officer dies on an away mission, Picard must inform her son of her passing. But when the officer reappears, the crew must uncover the truth!When Cameron and Dan agree that this episode is great, there is little to do but heap on the praise. But when the subject of sound and 80’s tropes come up, it’s’ full read alert!

When the prime directive is broken, Picard is seen to be a god by a bronze age people! So Riker and Troy go undercover to kill god in the people’s hearts and minds!When the hosts go a little off the rails, Cameron is heard doing a brand new voice! So Dan immediately has to take issue with the hair and makeup to get back on track.