PODCAST · comedy
The Millennium Five
by Asher
An "educational" show created by three friends who teach each other about interesting topics every week! Topics ranging from murder mysteries, interesting people and stories from history, to top 10 lists, Fleshlight news and anything else you could plagiarize from Wikipedia!
Episodes
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#52 - Manchester Velvet
For whom does the bell toll? Turns out its Evan, who just can't stop getting beaten up by strangers! Then we learn all about the fun and loveable 18th century sexologist James Graham! Just stay away from his bed!
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#51 - The Green M&M
We record together in person for the very first time! But the microphone was positioned weird so it sounds bad! Woohoo! This week we discuss Erling's smash or pass list of fictional characters and Evan's new lifestyle of constant mistakes!
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#50 - Questions from the Machine
We're back! For how long? Who knows! But since we're here, we employ an artificial intelligence to generate listener questions in the absence of real listeners! Then we get back into the groove with talk of superheroes, Star Wars, and silly goofy jokes! Blast off!
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#49 - Batman Goes Down
skip this one
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#48 - Animal Blenders
Sup, cats! We took a little break but now we're back! We celebrate by finding out what Erling's top 10 SCARIEST animals are, and Asher teaches the class the story of King Tutankhamun and his THICC JUGGS!
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#47 - Weaponized Filth
This week we talk about a sticky white substance that fell from the sky over a small town, and we DON'T make any cum jokes ;) and then Asher reads a top 10 list of the coolest things ever, according to him. Bring an umbrella!
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#46 - Talking Turkey
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, BABY! On this special episode, Evan records from the street and in some trains while Erling gives us some more FAKE NEWS (or does he?) and Asher talks about the origins of common expressions. Happy birthday to us!
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#45 - Funny Bible for Kids
You ever heard of a funnyman named Tony Hinchcliffe? Us either, but apparently he got cancelled recently! Fun! You know what will never be cancelled? The bones of giants who roamed the Earth before modern humans, proving the Bible and the story of David and Goliath! Or something like that...
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#44 - Cougar Chokehold
We got another riffer, boys! This week we discuss Star Wars and Asher teaches the boys what to do if they encounter wild animals in the wilderness! (Hint: don't go in the wilderness)
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#43 - The Value of Headless Men
We got a riffer this week, boys! First, Evan insists on talking about his polyamorous relationship - comedy gold! Then, we contemplate the value of a human body, but Erling breaks us free of the riffage to tell us about the valley of headless men. Scary!!
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#42 - Lil' Weirdo
Boy, Marc Maron has had a life, huh? Anyways, this week on the conservative left podcast, we also learn about Cannibal Island, where Stalin sent thousands of people to play real life Minecraft, but he never told them to not eat each other! Next, we look at some mysterious disappearances that...
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#41 - Lo-Fi Bouncer
RIP DMX, may your lyrics live on forever. You know what didn't live on forever? Fear Factor. So let's look back at some memorable and disgusting Fear Factor challenges. Then we'll learn about some real life castaways! You know, like the Tom Hanks movie? But in real life!
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#40 - Rat Pack Street Jester
Hiya baby, you peruse this side a town often? You wanna hear about celebrity fights, don't ya? Well you're in luck, sweetheart. Oh you also are curious about the biblical story of Sodom and Gomorrah? Boy did you hit up the right shindig, pal. Wait, don't tell me... You also wanna hear about some...
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#39 - Munchy Baby Killy
Yo did you watch the Snyder cut? Oh man the Joker is so scary! You know what's scarier? Literal Gorilla Warfare! As in chimps fighting against each other on a massive scale. Too scary? Don't worry, let's finish up with some nice fun Mad Libs. Look out behind you!
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#38 - Frothing Ham
We listen to some new theme song options, discuss why horses are among the worst designed animals on the planet, and learn about the Forrest Gump of businessmen, Timothy Dexter!
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#37 - Classy, Christian and Crazy
Hey there, was'sup? In this week's extra-long episode, we talk about Vision's penis, that time the US government tried to unlock the powers of mind control with LSD in what's known as MK Ultra, and a dating site for prisoners looking for pen pals. Be well!
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#36 - Zap Those Kids
Justice League? Zack Snyder? Hero fatigue. Big spider. Anyways, this week Evan talks about the new Justice League film, Erling talks about that time China zapped gamers, and Asher talks about some fun childhood games to play at recess!
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#35 - Corpse of Comedy
I bet you love hearing about the elevation of cities! Well too bad! We only touch on that for a couple of minutes! More importantly, we talk about the greatest diamond heist ever pulled off, and a few urban legends about drugs!
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#34 - Siberian Bandits
What's up, wiener lovers! This week we teach you about scary incidents in the mountains of Russia, like the Dyatlov Pass incident. Then we teach you about how everything you think you know is WRONG! Thanks to the help of Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions!
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#33 - D'oh! Boys
Who let the dogs out? We'll never find out. But you know what we will find out? Which of these zany stories about Donald Trump are true, and which one is just a bunch of fake news! We also learn about a real life treasure hunt called "The Game" that resulted in a man becoming quadriplegic! Yippie...
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#32 - All Grown Up
Come along as we reflect on our pasts, learn all about vampires, and discuss the story of Margaret Howe Lovatt, a dolphin-enthusiast of sorts!
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#31 - Neigh Means Neigh
Look out! We discuss more unusual deaths throughout history, and odd characters we've come across in our lives!
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#30 - Punk Croc
Wanna win a million bucks? How about a million yen? How about earning a million yen through sweepstakes while you sit naked in your apartment as millions of people watch you live? Well that happened to an eggplant man nicknamed Nasubi! But wait, what about the top 10 sports (according to Erling)?...
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#29 - Vampire Dentist
Let's take a chill pill this week. Let's just kick back, talk about how to spot a reptilian, a plot to scare each other within 2 months, and the story of gamers who rage quit by committing murder!
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#28 - Dastardly Delicatessen
Heads up, Bud Light! What do you call the stuff you put in the bathroom to make it smell good? Doesn't matter! Because this week we discuss some Darwin Award recipients, also known as dumb-dumbs who died dumb. Then we rank some meats, #1 WILL SHOCK YOU! (It's giant tortoise meat, that's #1.)…
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#27 - Considered Literate
He throws the ball! He hits the ball! The ball goes flying! The ball teaches us about movie fan theories, including Luke Skywalker's 2-inch taller clone! Then the ball is caught by none other than Rube Waddell, a famous baseball-man from the early 20th century who liked to chase firetrucks…
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#26 - Cartoon Twerking Dude Butts
It's Christmas savings time! We get festive by discussing the "miracle of 1511" where a town made hundreds of raunchy snowmen to protest something or other, as well as the most unsung member of the nativity scene - the pooper!
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#25 - An Important Moment of Self-Reflection
In which we peer inside ourselves as we learn about various genres of crazy, underground music, and the story of John Colter's famous "Colter's Run". Take your shoes off!
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#24 - Big Time Crime Dime
It's hard to find out who the dumbest person in history is, so instead we'll look at a curated list of stupid criminals. Then, we dive head-first into the complicated story of the Kurim Case, a real life Orphan (like the movie).
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#23 - Blood and Babies
In which we discuss strange traditions from around the world, including many "blood sports". Yuck!
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#22 - Big Space, Little Dudes
We explore the Lovecraftian horrors that actually exist in our very own universe, and then we scale it down a bit to talk about some patents for odd inventions!
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#21 - Giggle Factor
In which we discuss a mysterious, centuries-old book known as the Voynich Manuscript, as well as the US Army's attempt at harnessing psychic abilities, so we test our own psychic abilities with each other!
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#20 - Live Fast, Die Typically
In which we discuss questionable news articles about robot gun dogs, sun cannons and "exacto-bullets" before learning about the story of a mummy believed to be a Persian princess. Spooky!
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#19 - Unorganized Bone Repository
Oh no it's still spooky out! Quick, tell me if heads maintain consciousness after decapitation and then teach me about the catacombs under Paris!
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#18 - Smelly Van
It's that spooky time of year, so we talk about the spookiest things, like the murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart and wacky mashup songs!
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#17 - Scary and Gay
We return to discuss scary encounters in Indian reservations and the strange conspiracy theories surrounding the Great Pyramids of Giza. Fun!
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#16 - The Podcast Plague
Would you believe that there's life in Venus' atmosphere? Are you interested in the top five medals of honor ever rewarded? Do you want to know about the dancing plague of 1518 and its sequels? If not, skip this one.
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#15 - Catholic Classic
We talk about unusual deaths throughout history, the latest news stories from around the world, and a band that was rumored to be The Beatles in disguise.
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#14 - Julius Salad
We read some AI-generated podcast topics, react to our favorite movie trailer, and learn about the life of Julius Caesar!
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#13 - Enough Evan
What if you have too much blood in you? Whatever happened to Genghis Khan's kid? What is the point of this podcast? What is the point of blood?
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#12 - Millennium Feud
Talkin' bout the seven wonders of the ancient world, playin' a spicy game of Family Feud, and puttin' out some hot steam for all to enjoy.
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#11 - Podtats
Evan gets a tattoo live on the show! We also discuss jerking off (again), answer some Yahoo questions, and ponder the purpose of our existence.
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#10 - Horse Divorce
Wanna hear about regrettable tattoos, Superman getting freaky, and some news stories that may or may not be true? I thought so!
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#9 - Rock and Roll McDonald's
We talk about dude-juice again, but then we talk about car thieves, the squirrel plague, and the fascinating world of "outsider art".
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#8 - Murderer Surprise
Tall tales of assassins, a reaction to our old podcast bits, speech jammer fun, a full game of Family Feud, and the story of a Japanese family murder.
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#7 - Diarrhea Event
We premiere our new theme song, discuss the show Friends, alternate reality games, naughty Wikipedia administrators, space toilets, and the ritualistic sacrifice of a tourist in Mexico.
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#6 - Ethical Chameleon
In which we discuss lizard people, Flavortown, and the lobotomy of Rosemary Kennedy.
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#5 - Cheese Quiz
In which where we discuss the moon, guillotines, Joe Rogan's Spotify deal, how comedians flirt, and take a few enlightening Buzzfeed quizzes.
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#4 - Thicky Icky
Where we discuss the film A Bug's Life from a new direction, pranks that ended in death, our serial killer names, and other stuff I'm sure.
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#3 - Passion of Horse
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
An "educational" show created by three friends who teach each other about interesting topics every week! Topics ranging from murder mysteries, interesting people and stories from history, to top 10 lists, Fleshlight news and anything else you could plagiarize from Wikipedia!
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Asher
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An "educational" show created by three friends who teach each other about interesting topics every week! Topics ranging from murder mysteries, interesting people and stories from history, to top 10 lists, Fleshlight news and anything else you could plagiarize from Wikipedia!
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