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The Ministry Of Glib
by Dan Mersh/Kathryn Haywood
Regular dispatches from The Ministry Of Glib, keeping the country glib since 2025. All glib dispatches written and performed by Dan Mersh and Kathryn Haywood.
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Twelfth Dispatch
Important update from the Ministry, please take note! As of midnight tonight, Port, Shops, Dating and Arguments have all been declared officially glib. Please amend your records accordingly. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Eleventh Dispatch
We declare today, Gliberation Day! Yes, the Ministry is jubilant to report that this week: songs, confusion, daughters and offices are appallingly glib and you must amend your records immediately to reflect this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Tenth Dispatch
In these troubled times, worry not, the Ministry is here for you. This week you will be pleased to hear that Babies, Men, Theatre and Football have all been deemed completely glib. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Ninth Dispatch
Greetings and salutations from the Ministry. Please amend your records to note that, this week, auditions, movies and restaurants have been declared extremely glib. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Eighth Dispatch
An important dispatch from the Ministry. Please note that this week charities, vicars, cookery and hotels have been declared particularly glib, please amend your records to reflect this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Seventh Dispatch
The Ministry has reopened and for our first message we would like it to be known we have declared Taxis, Inventions and Voiceovers to be officially glib this week. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Christmas Dispatch
A very Glib Christmas from all of us at the Ministry. We hope that your festive season is filled with glib and glib-related tidings. We'll see you all again in the new year!
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Sixth Dispatch
For our final regular dispatch of the year, the Ministry has declared most shops, restaurants, the concept of silence and the Bali Time Chamber to be glib. We will be back to deliver the traditional Christmas message of glib to the nation, but until then thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Fifth Dispatch
Clothes, guitars and balconies have been declared officially glib this week. Please make a note for your own reference.
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Fourth Dispatch
This week the Ministry declares yoga, duvets, drinks parties, walks and dentists to be thoroughly glib. Please take note and act accordingly.
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Third Dispatch
Glib Dicks, Dogs, Quizzes and Music.
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Second Dispatch
This week we take a look at glib doctors, dolls, bathrooms and trains. Remember: Stay Glib! That's an order from The Ministry Of Glib.
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First Dispatch
This week the Ministry is declaring crime, spelling and dating as glib. Finishing with a glib sneeze.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Regular dispatches from The Ministry Of Glib, keeping the country glib since 2025. All glib dispatches written and performed by Dan Mersh and Kathryn Haywood.
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Dan Mersh/Kathryn Haywood
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