The Miseducation of David and Gary with Carlene and Kat.

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The Miseducation of David and Gary with Carlene and Kat.

Four friends go through the trouble of consuming various pop culture media that one or the other refuses to watch. Each episode is them poorly explaining the movie/show to eachother. It’s a messy thrill ride!

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    Boobies of Evidence!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week Mayrotica continues with sexy Willem Dafoe and Madonna in 1993’s sexy courtroom drama Body of Evidence! Watch Madonna try desperately try to act! See Juliane Moore’s hot body smack her! We have fun!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

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    Boobswept!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we begin Mayrotica with 1995’s sexy treat Stormswept! What happens when a bunch of porn stars show up to a plantation house that is haunted by a former Slave owner? Will there be lesbianism? Yes! Will there be hot buns? Yes!! Will there be an ending that makes no sense? YES!! Plus our normal banter! Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  3. 266

    Bringing Phonesexy Back!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we revisit 1988’s fantastic slasher schlock Party Line! What a fun return to the world of slitting the throats of philanderers and working out by a pool! The Pig Girls detectives are back! Plus we talk Primate and 28 Years Later the Bone Temple! Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  4. 265

    Shelly Winterbeast!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we deep dive into the 1992 stop motion horror flick Winterbeast! What the hell is this movie? What’s going on this week? Gary Freestyles, David is on Meds! Shenanigans!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  5. 264

    Iced Iced Baby!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we are doing 1989’s Iced, a movie about a time share meeting gone wrong! We are dealing with a slasher on the ski slopes! Oh No! Peg Bundy is super horny in this movie, in fact everyone is! The Ladies are back and so is another special guest!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  6. 263

    B.A.P.Smear!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week it seems like everyone is on Vacation except poor David! So he enlists his buddy Orson Welles to watch the 1997 cult Classic B*A*P*S*, you can never know where things will go?! Enjoy!  Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  7. 262

    I Saw The TV Blow!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!It’s Gary’s Birthday! What a fun time to watch 2021’s We’re All Going to the World’s Fair! We try our hardest to understand why this movie was made and try to figure out what was the point. Plus, we visit Autozone! Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  8. 261

    Beach, Please!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we celebrate Women’s History month with the Womanest Woman movie ever, 1988’s Beaches. We talk about Bette and Barbara, find out who is who and celebrate strong independent women! Get ready, next week Gary gets Birthday tortured! Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  9. 260

    Just Between Farts!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week Gary watched Harry and the Hendersons and everyone else watched Just Between Friends. What a goof! Listen and learn! Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  10. 259

    ABBA Dabba Doo !

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we celebrate women’s history month with Toni Collette’s star making turn in Muriel’s Wedding! Somewhat, we do talk smack about Scream 7 and much more. What a week! Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the showSupport the show

  11. 258

    Words of the Wise-au !

    Send Us an Email to Chat!Babe’s Kids, Kaboonga and Tommy Wiseau! What a week! We deep dive into 2003’s The Room! Why is this so beloved? What is ADR? Gary sees a concert, David is a cleaning machine and Carlene is bringing the muscle! Enjoy!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the showSupport the show

  12. 257

    Piss on Hospitality!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week to celebrate our 251st episode we watch the treasure that is 1990’s Cult Classic Troll 2! Holy cow what a good time! We go to Great Wolf Lodge and not kill Jaws 3! We try to figure out why we love this movie so much! Plus, Gary is planning a biopic of Captain Lou Albano!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  13. 256

    Mac Daddy, AKA our 250th Episode!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!Wow! Has it been 250 episodes already? We started on this humble journey with you all 5 years ago, we never knew it could be so lucrative! We made 9 cents! We love you here is to 250 more!!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the showSupport the show

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    Oscar Rage Bait!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we honor Catherine O’Hara with 2006’s For Your Consideration. David gets a Rubella shot, Gary recalls an Iguana running over his foot and vomiting, Florida lizard tacos, and vague threats. Enjoy!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@Mullhollanddaze@Ginandpanic@Qualityhoegramming@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_PodGo Support Our Loves Beth and Justin Going Through a Hard Time by Donating Anything You Can HereCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    The Buttercream Gang Bang !

    Send Us an Email to Chat!Oh boy, is it that time of year again, time for David’s Birthday Torture? It sure is, this year we are celebrating his birth with 1992’s Mormon produced The ButterCream Gang! Wow this is one for the books! Plus David vs. PayPal. Gary joining the cast of Scream 8. Carlene and Kat dealing with her love of this movie. You got the right one baby… Uh huh Uh huh!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

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    Spacegetti !

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we keep up with Foreign Exchange month with Alien 2: On Earth the 1980 copy/sequel to Alien! We also talk about the Universal Studios in Italy.  Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

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    Evil Dead-gelion !

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we keep up with Foreign Exchange month with Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell! Japanese Evil Dead! We do talk about it and Salary Men porn!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeSupport the show

  18. 251

    Channi Get Your Gun!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!Happy New Year! This week we begin Foreign Exchange Movies, where other countries cover our movies.  This week we begin with Bollywood’s version of Child’s Play!Support the show

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    Filet Mignon !

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we watch Kathy’s favorite Korean show Mignon. We also drink Buzzballz and talk about everything good about New Year!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  20. 249

    An AIDS allegory Christmas !

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we delve deep into 1990’s Demon Cop! What was this movie? Why is it all ADR? Why was it called Demon Cop when he’s a Werewolf Parole Officer? Whatchu got in that bag sweetie? This is a movie!! KELLY!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  21. 248

    De Repente Criminosa!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we watch the movie we talked about nonstop until Gary watched it, Mafia Mamma! This movie was WILD! Toni Colette and Monica Belluci bring amazing performances. A intense near rape scene and tons of limbs being cut off! Plus we babble like brooks.  Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  22. 247

    House of Coochie!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week begins I can’t believe you haven’t watched it month, where each of us watch a movie that the others can’t believe they haven’t seen! We are watching Ridley Scott’s 2021’s insanity that is House of Gucci! What will happen when Gaga Goes GooGoo? Jared Leto is a cartoon fool and Jeremy Irons? Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the showSupport the show

  23. 246

    Ma-Niac!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week begins I can’t believe you haven’t watched it month, where each of us watch a movie that the others can’t believe they haven’t seen! We start this week with Octavia Spencer’s 2019 masterpiece Ma! Wait guys didn’t you do this already? Yes we did but Carlene has never seen it! So enjoy us talking about Ma again, it’s not like Gary doesn’t talk about it every week! Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    HAUNTEDMARWEEN !

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we celebrate Kat’s birthday with one of the worst movies any of us have ever seen, 2018’s Welcome to Marwin! Why was this movie made? The Nazi Dolls, Teal Pills, topless doll’s breast bounce, and running like Anna Faris in Scary Movie. Plus, Tara Ried stops by!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  25. 244

    Sister Act A Fool!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we stroll down memory lane for a treat of a movie, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit! This 1993 masterpiece has everything eyebrowless Whoopi, Sheryl Lee Ralph staying hot and baby Lauren Hill being on time! Plus we discuss People’s  Hottest Man for the last ten years and all of our usual nonsense! Enjoy!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    Predder Off Dead!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we end MILF extended month with the super hawt Predator 2! Gary’s bestie from down under Mikey G is here to talk about this batshiz crazy sequel to the Arnold classic. We speak about the hotness of Danny Glover, fight the Jamaican cartel, and talk crap! Enjoy!Follow us on Instagram:@Xtropes@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the showSupport the show

  27. 242

    The Candyman Can… Get It!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we have our favorite artist and friend Suspirialand back and watching 1992’s sexy as fudge Candyman! We do talk about it somewhat but with everything else happening it’s fun to catch up! Candyman  is available to watch anywhere you rent movies! Check out her art Suspiria Land  and BUY HER PRINTS!Cover Art by Suspiria Follow us on Instagram:@Suspirialand@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_PodCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the showSupport the show

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    Nightbreeding Frenzy!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we take on Clive Barker’s 1990 flick Nightbreed! Well, no one likes it. We do love a lot of other stuff tho! So listen up babies!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  29. 240

    Ham Stroker’s!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week MILF, Monster I’d Like to F*ck, month with 1992’s sexy Francis Ford Coppola Presents Bram Stroker’s Dracula! Winona Ryder lookin’ like a dish, Gary Oldman as a hot werewolf, Sadie Frost making my monkey wiggle, Insane Anthony Hopkins! Plus, pee pee incident, Kat’s cat problem, David becoming a Real Housewife and Gary’s new Charity! Enjoy!!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  30. 239

    Sex And The Alfred Molina!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week MILF, Monster I’d Like to F*ck, month with 1995’s hawt as f*ck Species! Natasha Henstridge as the hotties alien ever. Alfred Molina as a sweetie cutie pie. Forest Whitaker as the useless empath. A sexy time was had by all!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  31. 238

    So, No Evil Head?

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week MILF, Monster I’d Like to F*ck, month with Evil Dead Rise! With the hottest mother to ever be possessed! Where is Kat? Our Odd AI chapters! What’s going on with underwear?? All this and more! Oh wait Kat is back, did she fight an Amish?Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  32. 237

    Father Werewolf Figure!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we start Monster I Like to F*ck month, or MILF month! We start with Stephen Kings’ Silver Bullet, from 1985! Carlene’s pick is a hot one as we catch up with hot as hell Reverend Lowe! Plus, tons of fun!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    THE SPOOKIES EPISODE!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!We’ve talked about it for a long time but we are finally watching 1986’s Spookies! Why is John Travolta in leather? What’s a werecat? That kid has fangs! Why are there 19 plots? Join us please!!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    Swansong!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we go back to the 80’s to watch Wes Craven’s batshiz crazy Deadly Friend! We talk about a lot of crap too!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  35. 234

    Boobs of the Night!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week join us as we watch the batcrap 1990 slasher Night Killer! We talk about boobies, sweaty bodies and utter nonsense we watched! Also, Gary has a new platform for his political career and David finds his celebrity arch nemesis! FUN!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  36. 233

    Biloxi Poo's!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we explore a weird cave and get all sticky! Just kidding we watched 2025's Together and none of us were trilled. Plus, the election of Gary continues, now with Time Cops!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  37. 232

    Greasy Lightning!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we grease it up with the 2016 cult film The Greasy Strangler. What did we think of it? Wanna grease up your Java? Plus, Gary Runs For Comptroller! Listen now or be greasy strangled! Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  38. 231

    Gladys Night at 2:17!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we talk about the newest horror flick Weapons. Why is Aunt Gladys the best character of the year? What we did and a new logo! Enjoy!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  39. 230

    SHART WEEK!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we have a special announcement! Also, we talk about the superior sequels to Jaws and Coach!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  40. 229

    Baumdacity!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we deep dive into horror classic 1985’s Return to Oz. We talk about Piper Laurie staying’ hot, the Wheelers, cultural appropriation, the part that made Gary run out of a theater at 5, and all our other garbage. You can watch Return to Oz on Disney+ !!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  41. 228

    Beast of Burden!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we celebrate Carlene’s birthday with a Beastly surprise, 2011’s Beastly! What a treat, she is not happy. Watch as NPH plays blind, VHud eats Juji Fruit, Dakota Johnson as a blonde! Plus, our normal BullCrap.You can watch Beastly in hell !!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    Booty Sweat!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we just chill out and shoot the breeze! Enjoy!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

  43. 226

    Bring Her Babyback Ribs!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!After a brief vacation we are back, and boy howdy what a movie we watched! 2025’s Bring Her Back, a film which wrecked us all! Plus all the other mischief you expect from us!You can watch Bring Her Back in Theaters !!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    Sky Boobs!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we conclude Erotic 90’s month with Anna Nicole Smith’s 1996 masterpiece Skyscraper!! And talk about Ma 2!!You can watch Skyscapper on YouTube !!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    Hungry Night Eyes!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we continue 90’s Erotic Thriller month with Night Eyes! Bon Appetité!  You can watch Scorned on YouTube !!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    Scorned on the Cob!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we continue 90’s Erotic Thriller month with Shannon Tweed in Scorned! Yes the movie Gary watched on the bus to Atlantic City with his mom. Tons of nudity and bird death! Bon Appetité!  You can watch Scorned on YouTube !!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    Single White She/Her/Them!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week begins 90’s Erotic Thriller month with one of the best Single, White Female! What else will happen? We don’t know we are Chaos!!Support the show

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    Nothing but Nonsense!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we play a game, a sexy game. Would you like to join us? I bet you do!Enjoy the game!!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    Crumbpanion, with Suspirialand!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!We are living our best life talking with Suspirialand and watching Companion! We love the movie but love talking about odds and ends more!Companion  is available to view on HBOMax! Check out her art Suspiria Land  and BUY HER PRINTS!Cover Art by Suspiria Follow us on Instagram:@Suspirialand@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_PodCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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    The Monkey Trouble!

    Send Us an Email to Chat!This week we watch Oz Perkins' news horror comedy The Monkey, will it stand above Longlegs? The Monkey is for rental everywhere !!Follow us on Instagram:@Gaspatchojones@Homewreckingwhore@The_Miseducation_of_DandG_Pod@QualityHoegramming@MullhollanddazeCheck Out Our WebsiteSupport the show

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Four friends go through the trouble of consuming various pop culture media that one or the other refuses to watch. Each episode is them poorly explaining the movie/show to eachother. It’s a messy thrill ride!

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Gaspatcho Jones and Homewreckingwhore

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