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The Mitzi Morris Show
by Mitzi Morris
Mitzi Morris, America's Favorite Pancake Hostess (trademark pending) and her friends get together weekly to drink and (humorously) chat about this, that and the other. Mostly, the other.
Episodes
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Bonus Video: Fringemas 2013
Mitzi entertains the masses at the Orlando Fringe fundraiser "Merry Fringein' Christmas" on Dec 2, 2013. And yes, hippopotamus is a euphemism. Do we really have to spell it out for you? podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: [email protected] Twitter:...
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MM 052: Meet Jamie-Lyn
Mitzi takes Jamie-Lyn to the Come On Inn for Happy Hour this week ... because she had to. Fortunately there was alcohol a-flowin' to get them through this episode. (Last in a series of "Meet the Co-Hosts.") The Drink du Jour: Old-Fashioned 2 oz bourbon whiskey (or Southern Comfort) 2 dashes...
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MM 051: Meet Summer
This week, Mitzi is joined by Summer, who puts it all right out on the table ... literally. The Come On Inn may never be the same. (Third in a series of "Meet the Co-Hosts.") The Drink du Jour: The God Forbidlet (Vodka Gimlet) 2 oz Vodka 1 3/4 oz Rose's lime juice or other lime cordial Pour the...
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MM 050: Meet Meghan
This week, Mitzi takes Meghan to the Come On Inn for a little "girl time," but Meghan turns the tables on her ... which is tough to do since the tables are bolted to the floor. (Second in a series of "Meet the Co-Hosts.") The Drink du Jour: Tom Collins 1 1/2 ounces gin 1 ounce lemon juice 1/2…
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MM 049: Meet Trenell
Mitzi takes Trenell to the Come On Inn to find out about her deep, dark secrets. And no, that's not racist. (First in a random series of "Meet the Co-Hosts.") The Drink du Jour: Singapore Sling 1 1/2 ounces gin 1 ounce lemon juice 1/4 ounce simple syrup 1 1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar 2 ounces club...
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MM 048: Slutty and Racist
The ladies are all dressed up with no place to go this week. Mitzi, Meghan, Trenell and Jamie-Lyn explore their dating options in a very special Halloween episode of The Mitzi Morris Show. The Drink du Jour: Zombie 1 oz Light Rum 1 oz Dark Rum 1/2 oz Triple Sec OR Curacao OR Apricot Brandy Dash…
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MM 047: Don't Be a Jan Brady
This week, Mitzi is joined by Meghan, Trenell and Jamie-Lyn. Maybe we should have called this episode "Baggy Pants and the Nitwits." Give a listen to find out why! The Drink du Jour: Orange Climax 1 oz Peach Schnapps 2 oz Pineapple Juice 1 oz Orange Juice 1/2 oz Jack Daniels Mix in shaker and top...
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MM 046: Beaver Sharts
Mitzi, Meghan and Trenell show their true colors as they dive into some juicy topics this week. The Drink du Jour: Coconut Frappe 2 parts Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Malibu Rum 2 parts Milk Shake or blend until frothy, then pour over ice and garnish with toasted coconut (optional). Sponsor:...
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MM 045: Casting Aspersions
Mitzi, Meghan and Trenell get together this week to discuss people ... and what they hate about them. Catty, party of three ... your table is ready. The Drink du Jour: Chilly Willy 1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1 oz Malibu Rum 3/4 oz Peach Schnapps Orange Juice Pineapple Juice Pour alcohol into…
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MM 044: TMI
This week, Mitzi, Meghan and Trenell are joined by Summer, who may or may not have been aware there was a microphone in the room. The Drink du Jour: Incredible Hulk (shot) 1 part Midori Melon Liqueur 1 part Vodka 1/2 part Triple Sec 1 splash Sour Mix For one shot, just mix right in the shot…
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MM 043: Shimmy Shimmy Ko Ko Bop
Mitzi is joined by Trenell and newcomer Meghan to discuss the ABC's of podcasting: Art, Bongs and Craigslist. The Drink du Jour: Dirty Bong Water 1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur 1 oz. Blue Curacao 1 oz. Amaretto 1 oz. Spiced Rum 1 oz. Sour Mix Pour all ingredients in a glass with ice. Mix and...
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MM 042: Foam Fingers
Mitzi is back with Jamie-Lyn and Trenell this week to discuss stripping, twerking and dancing with (or without) stars. Find out what works, and what doesn't. The Drink du Jour: Coral Reef 1-1/2 oz. Citrus Vodka 3/4 oz. Tequila 1 oz. Blue Curacao 1 oz. Sour Mix Pour vodka, tequila and blue curaçao...
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MM 041: Red and Grey
Mitzi gets multi-cultural as she introduces this week's guest hosts. Who will it be??? And what will they talk about?? Stay tuned and find out! The Drink du Jour: Rocky Mountain Bumpsucker 1-1/4 oz. Southern Comfort Ginger Ale Splash of Dry Vermouth Pour Southern Comfort over ice in short glass....
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MM Bonus: The Sponsors 02
Still alone and feeling nostalgic, Mitzi finishes her shout-out to the little people who got us where we are today. (Part 2 of 2) podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: [email protected]
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MM Bonus: The Sponsors 01
With Michael gone and The Mitzi Morris Studios under construction, Mitzi gives a shout-out to the little people who got us where we are today. (Part 1 of 2) podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: [email protected]
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MM 040: The Big Four-Oh!
OMG! We're back!! The Drink du Jour: Greek Sex on the Beach 2 oz Vodka 1-1/2 oz Bacardi Limon 2 oz Grenadine 2-1/2 oz Orange Juice 1 oz Gold Tequila 1 oz Southern Comfort Put all ingredients together and shake. Serve in a glass with ice. Sponsor: Take Two Theatre podomatic.mitzimorris.com...
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MM 039: Busy, Busy, Busy
The episode that asks the age-old question: Can friendship be measured by a bag of day-old pancakes? The Drink du Jour: Gilligan's Island 1 oz vodka 1 oz peach schnapps 3 oz orange juice 3 oz cranberry juice Shaken, not stirred! Sponsor: N/A podomatic.mitzimorris.com…
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MM 038: Coffee, Tea, or Mitzi
It's a show about air travel, and you don't even have to take off your shoes and belt to listen. Not unless you want to. The Drink du Jour: Purple Poncho 1 oz tequila 1/2 oz blue curacoa 1/2 oz slow gin 2 oz lime juice 2 oz sour mix Shake with ice and pour into salt-rimmed cocktail or margarita...
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MM 037: Going Bananas
It's a different kind of March Madness as Mitzi takes on Tumblr, shares her break-up techniques, and reveals her past with the circus. The Drink du Jour: Ambijaxtrious 2 shots vodka 2 shots tequila 2 shots kahlua 2 oz milk 2 dashes grenadine Pour mixture into a cup filled with crushed ice and…
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MM 036: Shooting Mitzi
Video killed the podcasting star. Or maybe it's just a wicked hangover. The Drink du Jour: Irish Pride 3 oz Green Creme de Menthe 3 oz Amaretto 2 oz lemon juice Layer and mix. Sponsor: Dr. Waylan Hoffstadter podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email:...
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MM 035: Field Trip
We take the show on location to a place very near and dear to Mitzi's heart, sprinkled liberally with Judy Garland references. The Drink du Jour: Club Tropix 1 shot Malibu rum 1 shot Blue Curacao 1/2 shot Triple sec 1 part Pineapple juice 1 part 7-Up 1 dash Grenadine 1 piece Cherry Fill Hurricane...
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MM 034: Rack 'em Up
What's in Mitzi's closet... and why? The Drink du Jour: All Puckered Out 1-1/2 oz Sour Apple Pucker 1 can Ginger Ale 1 wedge lime Add ice and a shot of pucker to the highball glass. Fill with ginger ale. Squeeze a wedge of lime and toss it in the glass. Stir. Sponsor: Mother's Milk...
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MM 033: Birthday Meat
The episode turns into a sausage-fest as we discuss every kind of meat possible, sandwiched between a healthy dose of racism. Plus - is Mitzi on Yelp? The Drink du Jour: Big Dumb Russian Ice Cubes 2 oz vodka 3 parts Sprite 1 splash pineapple juice Blue Maui Fill glass with ice. Add 2 shots vodka....
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MM 032: Fruity Baked Goods
Mitzi contemplates opening a theme park, announces details of her next theatrical adventure, and reveals her love of the lanes. The Drink du Jour: Cinnamon Stick 1 shot Goldschlager 1 cup Apple Juice Mix and drink! Sponsor: The Yard podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage...
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MM 031: Patty's Cake
Mitzi celebrates Mardi Gras in the studio, much to Michael's displeasure. Tassels ahoy!! The Drink du Jour: Hurricane 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Gin 1 oz Light Rum 1/2 oz 151 proof rum (optional) 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Tiple sec Grapefruit juice Pineapple juice Grenadine Pour gin, rum(s), amaretto, and triple…
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MM 030: Fork You
Mitzi's courtroom antics come to light, but apparently her nether regions do not - at least not anywhere near a copy machine. The Drink du Jour: Liquid Love 1 part vodka 1 part amaretto 2 parts pineapple juice 2 parts sour mix Fill highball glass with ice. Pour vodka and amaretto into glass in...
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MM 029: 29 and Holding
Mitzi decides she wants to get back into acting, but runs into a little snag. Luckily there are sock puppets and angry jurors to keep her occupied. The Drink du Jour: Screaming Multiple Orgasm on the Beach 1-1/2 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Triple Sec 1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1 oz Malibu Rum 1 oz…
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MM 028: Monkeying Around
Mitzi's gaydar may be on the fritz in this episode laden with double entendres and hairy primates. The Drink du Jour: Pink Clit Ice Cubes 1/2 oz Rum 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Gin 1/4 oz Triple Sec 1 splash Cranberry Juice 1 splash Pineapple Juice Shake drink in a regular shaker. Garnish with a cherry....
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MM 027: Fried Clamato
Mitzi still hasn't recovered from the holidays, but it's nothing a little fried food can't fix. The Drink du Jour: Bloody Mariel 1-1/2 oz Vodka 3 oz Clamato 1 dash lemon juice 1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 203 drops Tabasco sauce 1 wedge lime Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and...
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MM 026: Peachy Mimosa
It's time to ring in the new year, so Mitzi throws another one of her "world-famous" parties. You'll never guess who shows up! The Drink du Jour: Fizzy Fuzzy Navel 1-1/2 oz Peach schnapps 2 oz Orange Juice Fill with Champagne Pour schnapps and OJ over 2 ice cubes. Fill with champagne and stir...
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MM 025: Merry Mitzmas!
Mitzi's reached under her fir and found a package just for you. All of you. podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: [email protected]
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MM 024: Last Minute
Christmas is a week away, which means cookies, Secret Santas, and holiday TV specials. Too bad someone's shopping is still not done. The Drink du Jour: Southern Santa 1-1/2 oz Coconut rum Fill with Eggnog Stir in Grenadine Fill highball glass half full with ice. Add coconut rum. Fill with eggnog....
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MM 023: Not a Christmas Song
Both the Topic Box and the Mitzi Minute make their triumphant return as we discuss the merits of holiday music, movie remakes, and Daniel Craig. The Drink du Jour: Red Alert 1-1/2 oz Tequila (white) 1-1/2 oz Banana liqueur 1 oz Sloe Gin Fill with Sweet and Sour Shake all ingredients together and...
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MM 022: Catch Up
We're back in the studio after a two-week hiatus, so it's time to fill in the gap with news about the Fringe festival and festivities, holiday shows, and a bit of time-travel for good measure. The Drink du Jour: Fuzzy Balls 1 part Absolut Citron 1 part Bacardi Limon 1 part Peach schnapps Fill…
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MM 021: Closed Parentheses
A bitter Mitzi clears out her in-box and searches for her prince, with a stop at some public facilities along the way. The Drink du Jour: Tie Me To The Bedpost Baby 1 part Midori melon liqueur 1 part sloe gin 1 part Absolut vodka 1 part Southern Comfort peach liqueur 1 part Chambord raspberry...
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MM 020: Black Swan
Which was more successful: Mitzi's presidential campaign or her Halloween party? The Drink du Jour: Presidential Margherita 1-1/2 oz El Presidente Brandy 1-1/2 oz Cointreau 1-1/2 oz Tequila Juice of 1 lime Pour each ingredient into a large glass. Add ice and let sit while preparing drinking…
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MM 019: B.Y.O.P.
Mitzi takes a stand on some very important issues. One may involve chocolate, one may involve saving the country. Listen to find out! The Drink du Jour: Salem Witch 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Raspberry schnapps 1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur Splash lime juice Splash Grenadine Fill with 2/3 Sour mix Fill…
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MM 018: Freestyle
Mitzi decides to start her holiday shopping a little early... right in the middle of the podcast. The Drink du Jour: Singapore Sling 1-1/2 oz Gin 1 oz Pineapple Juice 1 oz Cherry Brandy 1 tsp Grenadine Top with Club Soda Garnish with Maraschino Cherry Ice Combine gin, brandy, pineapple juice, and...
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MM 017: The Second Mrs. Claus
From pancake hostess to holiday hostess, Mitzi's sure to put the pump in pumpkin this season! The Drink du Jour: Colorado Coolaid 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Southern Comfort 1/2 oz Sloe Gin 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Orange Juice 2 oz Cranberry Juice 1 splash 7-Up Mix ingredients in a shaker with 1 scoop of ice…
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MM 016: Boozyberries
Mitzi changes up her drinking routine, attempts to get into the Halloween spirit, and wants to stop Phyllis from making a terrible mistake. The Drink du Jour: ??? Sponsor: The Nutty Pot podomatic.mitzimorris.com facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage mitzimorris.com email: [email protected]
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MM 015: The Facts of Mitzi
The race isn't the only thing that's amazing this week as Mitzi has Cubans, moles, and a new way to diet on her mind. The Drink du Jour: Dexatrim 2 oz Skinnygirl vodka V8 Fusion Splash Diet Sierra Mist/7Up/Sprite Pour into glass. Sponsor: Throbbin's Pickles podomatic.mitzimorris.com...
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MM 014: Mustard and Ochre
Mitzi's flying high and wearing her comfy pants this week! The Drink du Jour: Amaretto Sunrise 1 part Amaretto 4 parts Orange Juice Grenadine Mix together Amaretto and Orange Juice. Pour into glass and add Grenadine until you see the sunrise. Sponsor: Julottes podomatic.mitzimorris.com...
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MM 013: Pinch and Enlarge
Mitzi's thinking of taking her hostessing career on the road, but first there's the matter of her head cold... and her flipside. The Drink du Jour: Cough Medicine 1/3 part Vodka 1/3 part Southern Comfort 1/3 part Amaretto Mix as a shot. Sponsor: Simmond's Minto Beans podomatic.mitzimorris.com...
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MM 012: I Choo-Choo-Choose You
Mitzi's planning a party, and while It may only be September, we've managed to discuss most of the year's major holidays in this short 20-minute span. Recorded on location... and you'll never guess where! The Drink du Jour: Mitzi's Ginger Ale Your favorite clear soda (Sprite, 7Up, Sierra Mist…
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MM 011: In Bed
Labor Day may have come and gone, but Mitzi's hard at work dispensing sage advice, correcting past errors, and discovering the secrets of the Orient. The Drink du Jour: Tropical Titty Twister 1/2 shot Banana liqueur 1/2 shot Coconut rum 1 splash Orange vodka 1 splash Raspberry vodka 1/2 shot...
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MM 010: The Smiley Face
Our first double-digit episode not only runs a bit longer, but quickly evolves into discussions that focus on how to accessorize the various body parts below the waist. Plus, a secret about Phyllis revealed! The Drink du Jour: Noah 2 oz Amaratto Orange Juice Lemon-lime Soda Pour Amaretto into…
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MM 009: Naughty Number Nine
The episode lives up to its title as many "adult" topics are discussed. Thank goodness for Wikipedia, otherwise Mitzi would be totally in the dark. The Drink du Jour: Black Margarita 2 oz Gold Tequila 1 oz Blue Curacao 1 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur 1 splash lime juice Equal parts Sour mix and...
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MM 008: Vajazzled to Death
Ever wonder what Mitzi's signature tune, elephants, and disco balls have in common? Well, wonder no more! The Drink du Jour: Dirty Banana 1 oz Creme de Banana 1 oz Creme de Cacao 1 oz Kahlua 2 scoops Vanilla ice cream 6 cubes ice Blend ice and ice cream until smooth. Add liqueurs. If needed, add...
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MM 007: Nature's Candy
Mitzi's back in the studio and the discussion runs the gamut from pot luck etiquette to the pros and cons of pickles to French symbols and Irish pubs. The Drink du Jour: Georgia Pie 1/2 oz Peach schnapps 1/2 oz Southern Comfort 1/2 oz Malibu Rum 1-1/2 oz Orange Juice Fill with Pineapple 1 dash...
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MM 006: Mitzi Tropicale
Mitzi and Phyllis head for the islands for a quick getaway. Will the cabana boys ever be the same? The Drink du Jour: Something She Ordered from Pedro 1 oz Light Rum 1 oz Dark Rum 1 oz Coconut Rum 4 oz Pineapple Juice Order from cabana boy on the beach and have him bring it to you. Sponsor:...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Mitzi Morris, America's Favorite Pancake Hostess (trademark pending) and her friends get together weekly to drink and (humorously) chat about this, that and the other. Mostly, the other.
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