The Monday Club

We were buzzing this week to get the chance to sit down with our good pal and Scottish writer Graeme Armstrong. We chatted about his new book 'RaveHeart' as well as his smash hit 'The Young Team', as well as covering listener questions. A top conversation with a top man.A wee bonus episode for everyone from our Patreon library 😎

It's the last episode of the season for us before we have a wee summer break. Tonight, we talk about the tipping culture, Clarkston's Farm, Costco, the top 5 bad assumptions people make about you and loads more. You can still catch us on Patreon throughout the summer, and we will see you all soon 😎

We talk about our Chris turning up on the Clyde 1 football phone in to play their quiz, why are all the World Cup songs diabolical?, businesses getting slaughtered on social media, what happened to Zumba, and loads more from your favourite podcast 😎

For our generation, the fear of getting your BCG was real 😂, we also chat about hearing someone watching our clips while we're there, are birthday cards pointless?. How popular our names are now, and loads more this week to get throughIf you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below⁠https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36006496A5FC480B⁠

We chat about David Lloyd approaching peak Benidorm in the good weather last week, can you wear a mix of sporting brands at the same time, Chris goes in on graduation ceremonies, and we discuss one of the best top 5's we've ever done 😎If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36006496A5FC480B⁠

Are Oasis at the windup by touring again?, if you were with someone for a year and they had a load of debt, would you pay it off for them? just a couple of the topics tonight and loads more including a belter of a Beat The Baldy 😎If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36006496A5FC480B⁠

It's our first night back in the studio since the unbelievable show at the O2, so we have a wee catch-up on a great night, we chat about going out to play, firefighters being more productive, boxer shorts, baby shower drama, and loads more.If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36006496A5FC480B

Is there anything more awkward than sitting in the car when it's getting washed?, we chat about weird things that people boast about, the most overrated band/artist of all time, top 5 this week is our fav holidays, what do you do when your dream holiday clashes with a funeral? and loads more crammed in.

5pm on a Monday and the lads are here to give you the latest on whats going on in the world, tonight we look atThe whole drama of I'm a CelebFrecklesBeat the Baldy New contentTop 5 School Subjects SetbacksWhats easier, a 9 darter or a 147?Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

It's Monday, what else are you going to be doing with your time except listening to us two? Tonight, we will be chatting aboutFront page of the papers for our ChrisCNN InvestigationBeat the Baldy Rebuilding the WorldListener Story Are You DeadTop 5 Movie SoundtracksAbduction by Pirates, Aliens or Ghosts?Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

Hope everyone is having a class start to the week, if not, then we are here to make you smile with some belting topics, including, Could you live in a street with just your mates or just your family?Is the checker job at Costco the easiest job in the world ?Beat the Baldy What is your biggest insecurity? Top 5 - Childhood Toys Stand up Nice feedback 

Some top tier subjects to get your week off to a flier - M8 Roadworks- Things folk do when the sun comes out- Beat The Baldy- Balloons for every celebration - How many subscriptions do you have?- Top 5 things to do when you're bored- Men's Health- Should anyone working with the public need a PVGPlease make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

Monday nights are for one thing and one thing only now - Scransit Van- Memories from COVID- Beat The Baldy - Inside the Manosphere - Armadillo- Stanley Cups- Top 5 Cereals  Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

It's the best part of the week, and your favourite power couple is back with more madness What will people say about you when you dieHow buzzing are you when someone leaves a Yorkshire Pudding Beat The Baldy Sweets/Chocolate that it's impossible to just eat a couple of Room 101The guy equivalent of an LBDTop 5 Bucket list things 

With the sad news that John McKay is leaving the news, we chat our favourite news readers, a belter of a dilemma. Would you consider a water cremation?, when you plan on retiring and things you see people do every day that you can't standPlease make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

We cover all the drama in Glasgow from last week with the horrendous fire in town and the small matter of WW3 at the game, then it's on to the madness of self-checkout awkwardness, buying some gear from the art galleries, our top 5 scottish bands and loads more.

This week, we talk about the joys of teenagers, choosing someone to take your photo abroad, reading someone's messages when they are in front of you, the price of motors these days and loads more.

We say this every week, this episode is up there btw we had Charlie Mulgrew joining this week and he got the memo big time, we chat about Charlie's career, what annoys him, Chris has a rant about bin men, and there is so much more to unpack in this episode 😎

How do you actually know you would be good at bobsleigh or any of the other Winter Olympic sports? We chat about Asda's latest marketing campaign, what part of our bodies we would change if we could, and Eddie has been far too quiet recently, and he's back with a bang 😂

Back in the day, how many of your mums went to a random self-defence class in a community centre?, One of many topics tonight as we discuss jobsworth supervisors, estate agent videos, and Chris's idea for electric cars, and loads more 😎

How pally are you with your Chat GPT?, We delve right into this tonight, along with one of the best Beat the Baldys we have done as Chris faces a blast from the past, weird dreams, wee bumfluff chins and loads more

Chris has a very unusual take on the situation between Vicky B and wee Brooky B, we look at setting up a hassle free business, should schools get rid of homework and loads more 😎

Have you ever had a dingy when going on a date?. Should some form of National Service be brought back?. The world of Looksmaxxing, we welcome a new sponsor for Beat The Baldy and loads more for you tonight to sit back and relax this week 😎

Your favourite comedy duo are back with more patter than ever, Chris pitches a holiday idea to the lads, we talk about the fear going back to work after some time off, diets growing up and loads more 😎

Join us for the last episode of season 3 as we take a little but well-needed break. This week, we're chatting about fussy eaters, swimming with sharks, travelling to the USA for the World Cup and don't eat your dinner when you are listening to this week's courtroom 🤣

What better way to start your Christmas week than to join us after weve had our wee festive day out, we're chatting about the live night, school mum cliques, the World Cup, and girls being able to put a face of make up while driving and loads more 😂

This week Chris has a bee in his bonnet about Molly-Maes eyebrows, we also find some time to talk about xmas temps, what are the chores that the guys traditionally do, xmas markets, fake clobber, and loads more 😎

As it's the festive season, we ask the burning question: is gravy a drink?. We're also slaughtering Fri/Sat night TV now. The old routine of getting a bath once a week, and a absolute carve-up on Beat the Baldy, plus loads more

Any guys on here considered Scrotox?, You will hear all about it tonight as we delve into a mad craze. Also in this episode, we talk about Joshua v Paul, Evri couriers, Byker Grove, and launching a live night at the O2!!!!

We've not had guests on for a while, so we thought we would go two for the price of one with the Saint Phnx lads. We chat about selling out the Hydro, joining up with Nathan Evans, and some of our usual topics as we debate who's worse, football dads or dance mums 😂

What's your views on grated cheese on a roll? Dynamite or derranged behaviour, could you get along with a clone of yourself?, Are glasses sexy? Some of the key topics in the Monday Club newsroom this week, along with loads more. 

Is there anything more infuriating than trying to get on the motorway and some bellend is blocking you off, are fireworks doing your nut?, folk out on a date and only show the arm of the person they're with 🤬, plus loads more to get you through the week.

We chat about the groundbreaking news that Flakes will be replacing Eclairs in Minituare Heroes this year, adults who get a rage-on for Halloween, what we can call our Patreon subscribers, and some of the usual shenanigans 😊

Get ready for an avalanche of randomness this week as we go through some mad topics, a Scottish Big Brother, should Chris get botox, what's the male equivalent of taking your bra off, spend the day with me videos and loads more chucked in 😂

Some therapy this week as Chris talks about the solitary shift he had in B&M, we talk about planning your funeral, some listener poetry, the price of fags, floating beds in swimming pools and is Argos a sim 😂

Could you go out with someone who had the same name as your mum/dad?, airport parking costs, Greggs opening a pub, chefs being able to cook for a full restaurant but folk can't make a meal at home, and loads more, including our usual Beat the Baldy and Courtroom segments

All sorts of chaos in this weeks episode as we talk about foxes being absolute weapons, Chris loses his head at Beat the Baldy, pranking folk, Chris's dad out in the wild causing chaos , and more importantly what's your bedtime routine?

Feeling a little bit old this week as we chat about getting on a bit, cafe running clubs, how many bits of bread make two sandwiches, a belter of a courtroom, and how is it acceptable to say someone is too skinny but not to say they're too fat?

Happy Monday troops, your favourite pair of Baldys are back with some chat to get you through the week, we're talking ned culture, people who hate that their partners listen to the pod, sten doos and loads more, this one is a doozy 😂

Anybody else getting their house invaded by these little bams?, one of our many random topics this week as we also look at getting kidnapped by aliens, folk stealing your photos for tinder, do people still sell dogs on social media, and loads more 😂

It's Monday and we know your night wouldn't be complete without some mad topics to think about, we have an alterantive option to Love Island, one of the funniest Beat the Baldy segments we've had, things you lose interest in as you get older and loads more 😂

Our first episode after a live sell out at Baad and we are still buzzing at an amazing night, we also chat about hiding farts, using the gym at Creamfields, a belter of a listener dilemma, some red flags on social media and so much more.

This episode contains one of the greatest Monday Club moments of all time as Chris faced his sister in a classic Beat The Baldy Also, we are talking about wearing white boxers, backing up your mates, random neighbours, our Christmas live show and another random courtroom drama 👨🏼‍⚖️

Flashbacks galore this week as we chat about the things your mum and dad used to say to you, getting sent away so they can get fruity, wee Tom Holland kicking about the town, couples with joint social media accounts, and did you have a yellow Live Strong band back in the day?

Would you keep munching your Chinese if you found a hair in it? Also, how long in a relationship before you drop the L bomb? Two of many random topics tonight as we chat about bringing back Archaos, what type of car has the biggest arseholes on the road, and loads more.

Back this week to chat all things Oasis with Chris, who was at their Heaton Park gig, clinical trials, writing things on the backs of photos and questions that are guaranteed to start an argument, plus loads more 😂

Have you missed us?, We're back and ready to go with a third season of madness.What age is too old for TRNSMT?, Do you have code words that you use with your pals? Along with some more random topics, we have two new segments with Beat the Baldy and The Monday Club Courtroom making their debuts tonight.

It's the end of Season 2 😭😭. We'll leave you for a few weeks with some absolute belters of topics to mull over.We chat favourite movie theme tunes, Chris battering the dads at sports day, kids crying on public transport, the TV show naked attraction and loads more 😂😂

Some mad topics this week, we're going back in time to discuss the Titanic, favourite game shows, and how long we think we would last in prison, plus loads more 😂

Did your mum and dad have a sunbed that used to go over the bed and turn the whole room fluorescent?😂😂, one of the topics this week as we chat about Gary's dreams, flabelos machines, favourite smells and loads more 🤝