Episodes
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Episode 26: Don't Be A Menace To Baghdad While Showing Off Uranium At The UN
In this episode, Marcel has some thoughts about loyalty, Dan has some thoughts about Donald Trump's sex life, and neither of us will be getting jobs at The Bulwark. All Old Right People Had Fake Names [00:04:30] Let's Talk About Scientology For A Second [00:11:00] Who Buys "Pocket Editions" Of...
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Episode 25: "Stopping Crime While Being Black"
In this episode, Marcel has his time of the month, Dan enjoys a good thrust, and neither of us are getting jobs with the LP no matter who runs it. Leftovers: The Lost Episode Drag Queen Story Hour is Exactly What You Thought PillBillies Republicachismo and Multi-Racial Whiteness Democrats: We…
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Episode 24: "A Real Hero, but Not A Real Human Being"
In this unusually brief episode, Marcel Centrally Plans the Newspapers in his ideal society, Dan Makes An Overly Specific Relationship Metaphor, and Neither Of Us Are Getting Jobs with the Republican Party of Texas. Leftovers: Second Suez Canal Crisis Techxodus [00:09:00] Max Blumenthal Dabs on...
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Episode 23: Andrew Cuomo's Feeder Fetish
In this Episode, Marcel cheated on Dan with another podcast, Dan is convinced to begin attributing things to Malice over Ignorance, and neither of us can think of a joke for this part of the show notes. Democrats -Fifty-Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve [00:03:00] -Dan Finally Gave In and Watched…
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Episode 22: "Pakistani Proud Boys"
In this severely delayed episode, Dan is mad about Covid scams, Marcel is mad about foreign aid to Our Greatest Ally, and your hosts have a candid discussion about race. First: A Digression on Racism in Media Democrats: If they Stole it, here's how... [35:00] Nancy's Fake Hate Crime [49:10]...
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Episode 21: "These So-Called People"
In this election episode, Marcel finds his inner stalinist, Dan delays the episode by two weeks, and both of us were happy to be right about the future again. Democrats: 80 Million votes… For Joe Biden? That’s your story? Democrats Call for Unity with Nazis [49:00] Will Leftists “Hold Biden...
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Episode 20: When Humans Abandon Dignity
In this episode, Marcel finds his inner Reaganite, Dan attacks one of his heroes, and neither of us are getting jobs at the FBI. Democrats: In ACB’s America, There Would Be No Lightbulbs Sexual Preference is Now a Slur? (9:55) Kamala’s Fake Precautions (17:50) Quid Pro Quo is Back! (20:24)…
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Episode 19: Quite Clever, But Really Dumb
In this episode, Marcel's heart just isn't in it anymore, Dan doesn't get what he wants, and neither of us are getting jobs at the CDC. Democrats: -Still doing this COVID thing --The zoom school scandal that isn't happening --RBG and ACB --The State Should be a Religion --"You'll Regret that…
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Episode 18: Simping For Trump
In this episode, Marcel's voice is amplified, Dan corrects him no less than three times in a row, and neither of us are getting jobs at the Supreme Court. >Democrats: -Robert E. Lee Is A Bad Person for a New Reason -C.H.A.Z. is America's Favorite New Reality show >Trump: -We've Always Celebrated...
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Episode 17: Quarantine Today, Quarantine Tomorrow, Quarantine Forever
Marcel thinks two things at the same time and feels uncomfortable, Dan reveals his fetish for human rights activism, and both of us try not to burn our bridges with the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation -Flattening the Curve and the Revenge of the Midwits [Beginning] >Democrats -Bernie Drops Out,...
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Episode 16: "We No Longer Live In A Society"
In this episode, Marcel denounces the majority of the human race, Dan violates quarantine to record, and both of us wallow in our hatred of the British and the Roosevelt Administration. >Episode 15.5 Recap -2019 Was The Year of the Black Hebrews [3:08] -Republicans Refuse To Learn From Other...
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Episode 15: "No Phony Outrage From Assad"
In this episode, Dan realizes he'll never get to see Tulsi's feet, Marcel realizes he doesn't think like everyone else, and both of us realize that running a podcast takes more commitment than we anticipated. >Democrats -The Debate, which neither of us watched. -The Impeachment hearings, which...
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Episode 14: "Don't Get Too Upset"
In this episode, Marcel goes through about six mood swings, Dan tries to focus on the future, and both of us seamlessly transition from condemning the deaths of Flyover Americans by federal agents to fondly reminiscing about the days when private mercenaries did it instead. Topics Discussed -Who...
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Episode 13: "A Racist Group of Troublemakers"
This Week, Marcel does another popular media review, Dan abuses his microphone effects, and both of us analyze the Wildest Story in Moral Minority Podcast History. Topics Discussed: Bernie Cuts Staff Hours Orange Man Vs. The Squad [03:32] We Try To Care About Women's Soccer [25:53] Trump Bullies...
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Episode 12: "Dispatches From The Future"
In this episode, Marcel connects the dots, Dan connects with Middle America, and both of us are just doing our best. Topics Discussed: >Trump Accused of Rape (Again) >"Less Green Pastures" [5:15] >Trump Crosses The Ultimate Border [10:50] >AOC Visits a FEMA Camp [21:54] >The "A" in "Mini AOC"...
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Episode 11: "Laughing At Inordinate Power"
In this episode, Marcel seamlessly transitions from extolling the virtues of abortion to condemning soldiers for killing children, Dan continues to discover that the world is even worse than he realizes, and we ensure that neither of us are getting jobs at the State Department. Topics Discussed...
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Episode 10: "Rainbow Colored Boots"
In this Episode, Marcel reviews a book, Dan boils our argument down to its bare essentials, and neither of us are getting jobs with GLAAD, al-Qaeda, or the CIA. Topics Discussed This Week: Trump's Tariffs: Score One For The "3D Chess" Theory Tech Journalo Arrested for Pizza Related Crimes [32:30]...
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Episode 9: "Tucker Carlson: White Maduro"
In this episode, Marcel unleashes his Inner Yankee, Dan unleashes his inner Turning Point USA Meme, and neither of us can bring ourselves to care about the Whistleblower Formerly Known as Brad. Topics Discussed This Week: Investigating the Investigation Iran: Who is Art-of-The-Deal-ing Whom?…
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Episode 8: "Does the Muslim Brotherhood Have T-Shirts?"
This week: Dan sells out to Stephen Colbert, Marcel lets us in on the secret black dog whistles, and both of us manage to keep the episode under 2 hours for once. Topics Discussed This Week: Older, Whiter, Gaffier: Joe Biden Is Running For President C*lifornia Has Become One Big Bioweapon...
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Episode 7: "Shadowbanned by Cato"
And we're back! This week, Dan Compares The Russia-gate Coup to the Watergate Coup, Marcel Compares [Country name redacted] to oh, never mind, and we continue to burn bridges at libertarian institutions throughout the country. Topics Discussed this Week: Trump Rolling back North Korea Sanctions…
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Episode 6: "Rejecting Your Reality and Substituting My Own"
This week, Marcel won't shut up about the Electoral College, Dan won't shut up about Roger Stone, and neither of us will shut up about the Iraq War. Topics This Week: College Admissions Boards Vs. The Proles Democrats Vs. The Electoral College [14:16] Stephen Colbert Vs. Tulsi Gabbard [28:27]...
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Episode 5: "Non-Denominational Snakes"
In this episode, Marcel can't stop noticing things about Israel, Dan literally phones it in, and we Condemn Anti-Semitism in all it's forms. *Note: We Apologize For Dan's Poor Audio Quality This Week. We have made this weeks episode available at a discount, for your inconvenience. Thank you.…
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Episode 4: "Stating The Obvious Without Losing Our Jobs"
This week, Marcel disqualifies himself from working at AIPAC, Dan finally finds racism in America, and your hosts pick their News Valentines. Topics This Week: We Totally Predicted Jussie Smollett Hoax Esquire Publishes Article about White Teen, Nation Erupts Ilham Omar Vs. The Israel Lobby…
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Episode 3: "Power-walking The Racism Away"
In this Exciting Installment, Marcel Joe-Rogan-Leans Into the Mic, Dan Gives A Heavily Redacted Defense of Liam Neeson, and Your Hosts Look Forward to Life in the Gulags. Topics This Week: Chase Shuts down Enrique Tarrio's Accounts Liam Neeson Dry-Snitches on himself Virginia Politicos “I Am...
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Episode 2: "There Are No Chads At the March For Life"
For our comeback episode, Dan asks when can we start oppressing journalists, Marcel asks whether Roger Stone or the Black Hebrew Israelites are "The Cultural Crown Jewel Of America", and we read your comments. Topics This Week: "The Andrew Jackson Cheese Wheel of Our Time" Trump Ends The…
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Episode 1: "We're Not Here To Fix The Game"
Welcome to The Moral Minority Podcast! Your Favorite AnCaps (Hosts Dan and Marcel) Realized That What The World Really Needs Today is One More Podcast. So, We Created This Show to Bring You A Fresh Perspective To the World of News And Politics. This Weeks Topics: The Bundy thing ended in a boring...