The Morally Flexible Podcast
by JMT
What happens when two dads and a mom get together to have a "few" drinks and chat about life, entertainment, and assorted other topics? A complete train wreck of a podcast. Josh, Mike, and Tess provide weekly doses of non-sensical movie reviews, discussions about pop culture, and make comical attempts at keeping their discussions coherent. Join the trio for their pretentious whiskey assessments, deep dives into domestic issues, unique fetishes, and lambasting kids’ movies. None of the hosts are a licensed therapist, doctor, or attorney, but that doesn’t stop them from acting like they are.
Episodes
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Episode 102: M3GAN / You’re Not Sick / Go Westward
“Life finds a way…to fuck everything up” – Dr. Ian Malcolm while being chased by a T-Rex. The Weekly Report (10:58) – The passing of Annie Wersching and Cindy Williams, Gene Hackman’s birthday, trailers for Shazam: Fury of the Gods, Picard season 3, The Boogeyman, and We Have a Ghost, Tom Brady’s...
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Episode 101: Violent Night / Compartmentalization / Breaking the Law
PSA: God bless America, God bless Iron Man, Wakanda forever, in Feige we trust, St. Julie be with us. The Weekly Report (11:06) – The passing of David Crosby and Bill Schonely, a Jeremy Renner update, trailers for Scream 6, Batman: The Doom that Came to Gotham, and Harley Quinn: A Very…
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Episode 100: Out for Justice / OneTaste / Paid to Be Awesome
PSA: Dominic Chianese is still alive, and Josh’s Puerto Rican accent is awful. The Weekly Report (6:51) – The passing of Lisa Marie Presley and Robbie Knievel. Grant Gustin and Netflix’s birthday. A Jeremy Renner update. A Velma mini review. Trailers for Superman and Lois season 3, The Flash…
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Episode 99: The Menu / Science! / GlenDronach
PSA: Fidel Castro is not Pablo Escobar The Weekly Report (10:26) – The passing of Earl Boen, trailers for Renfield, You People, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Beau is Afraid, Shotgun Wedding, and the HBO Max series Velma, breakdown of the 2023 Golden Globes, fans demanding Michael Shannon in...
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Episode 98: Top Gun: Maverick / I’m So Pretty / Revenge of the Redbreast
The MFP threesome has begun! New co-host Tess joins the boys for an episode that, frankly, completely went off the rails. You’ve been warned. The Weekly Report (13:32) – A whole slew of obituaries, Jeremy Renner’s accident, Katie McGrath’s birthday, trailers for 80 for Brady, Evil Dead Rise…
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Episode 97: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery / Worst of 2022
“It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth.” The Weekly Report (13:11) – Stan Lee’s 100th birthday, Supercorpzine, Luther: Fallen Sun, the continuing DC Studios saga starring James Gunn, Zachary Levi, Christopher McQuarrie, and Jim Lee, Smallville, Harley...
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Episode 96: Spirited / Bun in the Oven / Bye Rocky
Show note: The role of Michael Weed will be played by the Indiana Jones of Fornication, Ms. Angie. The Weekly Report (10:17) – Topics: Trailers for Oppenheimer, Barbie, and a Good Person, the continuing DC Studios saga starring James Gunn, Henry Cavill, The Rock, Gal Gadot, Ray Fisher, Kevin…
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Episode 95: Clerks III / Burn, Baby, Burn! / Swear to Me
PSA: Josh is incredibly jealous of Chris Wood. The Weekly Report (7:28) – Topics: Trailers for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, Scream 6, and Adam Driver’s sci-fi film 65, a Flash/Superman and Lois/CW update, all hell breaking loose at DC Studios (bye, Henry), Kevin Conroy’s final Batman...
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Episode 94: Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons / How Many F#@ks You Need
Phrase of the Week: Balls-deep. The Weekly Report (8:19) – Topics: The passing of Mills Lane, Kirstie Alley, and Bob McGrath, trailers for Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, the premiere date for The Flash (CW), a HUGE DC...
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Episode 93: Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special / Pee-Pee Boy / Dacryphilia
PSA: Peru is in South America The Weekly Report (15:32) – Topics: The passing of Jason David Frank and Christine McVie, trailers for The Super Mario Bros. Movie, The Mean One, 1923, and Cocaine Bear, a DC Studios update, Samuel L. Jackson bringing it to Quentin Tarantino, an Indiana Jones 5…
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Episode 92: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever / Kevin Conroy / A Good Death?
Domesticity is a lie and it’s trying to kill you. The Weekly Report (7:08) – Topics: The passing of the great Kevin Conroy, trailers for John Wick: Chapter 4, 1923, Sr., Magic Mike’s Last Dance, and Legion of Superheroes, a James Gunn DC Universe update, The Princess Diaries 3, the possibility of...
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Episode 91: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story / Road Rage / Digital Rub
Lots of national treasures in this one. The Weekly Report (15:48) – Topics: The passing of Carlos Pacheco, trailers for Spirited and Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, James Gunn showing Twitter love, Nexstar’s Q3 report, Warner Bros. Discovery’s stock takes a hit, Witcher fans unite, The…
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Episode 90: Bullet Train / Vaginal Tenting / Wet Halloween
To all the listeners in Alabama: Sorry. The Weekly Report (14:06) – Topics: The passing of Jerry Lee Lewis, James Gunn’s first day running DC Studios, Stargirl’s cancellation, casting for the HBO Max The Penguin series, Venom 3’s new director, Vision Quest, Mandalorian season 3 release date, The...
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Episode 89: Black Adam / Big Gunn / H.A.M.
"I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thine eyes" – William Shakespeare The Weekly Report (9:20) – Topics: The passing of #LeslieJordan, trailers for #AntManandTheWaspQuantumania, #GuardiansoftheGalaxyHolidaySpecial, #IWannaDancewithSomebody, and #Plane, #JamesGunn being...
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Episode 88: Halloween Ends / Fruit Punch / Home Alone
P.S.A. – Be wary of the luscious nectar. The Weekly Report (9:02) – Topics: The passing of Robbie Coltrane, the She-Hulk: Attorney at Law finale, trailers for Creed III, M3gan, House Party, Poker Face, A Christmas Story Christmas, and The Last of Us, the Legion of Super-Heroes animated film, Man…
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Episode 87: Hellraiser (2022) / T.J. Whiner / Gymnophoria
Is it patronize or patronise? Asking for a friend. The Weekly Report (6:59) – Topics: The passing of Angela Lansbury, anniversaries for the Arrowverse, Supercorp, and DX, Werewolf by Night, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law episodes 6 and 7, trailers for The Super Mario Bros. movie, Star Trek: Picard:...
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Episode 86: Blonde / Solitary Confinement / Drunken Confessions
Pretentious - Expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature. The Weekly Report (8:12) – Topics: The passing of Loretta Lynn, Melissa Benoist’s birthday, new trailers for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever and Violent Night, Armor Wars moving to the big screen,...
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Episode 85: Facing Nolan / Dead Doves / Sapphic Victory
Show note: Robin Ventura declined to be interviewed for this episode. The Weekly Report (8:58) – Topics: The passing of Louise Fletcher and Coolio, Patton Oswalt’s latest special, Supercorp’s big win, the huge Deadpool 3 announcement, James Earl Jones’s retirement, Tom Hardy’s mental health...
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Episode 84: Vengeance / Lube is Your Friend / WBD WTF?
Editor’s note: The hosts may have consumed ¾ of a bottle of Glen Moray scotch while recording this episode. Good luck. The Weekly Report (9:46) – Topics: Episode 5 of She Hulk Attorney at Law, the passing of Henry Silva, the Hellraiser trailer, Pat Sajak’s pending retirement, Blade Runner 2099...
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Episode 83: D23 2022 / Caged Heat / Pain in the Ass
Kevin Feige is a terrible MC. Change my mind. The Weekly Report (7:07) – Topics: Episode 4 of She Hulk Attorney at Law, the passing of Bernard Shaw and Queen Elizabeth, trailers for Black Adam and Picard season 3, Titus Welliver cast as Lex Luthor, a Supercorp update, everything featured at D23...
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Episode 82: Honk for Jesus, Save Your Soul / Squirt Gun / The Bird Feeder
“You can’t smell porn.” – Michael Weed (stolen from Jim Jeffries) The Weekly Report (7:34) – Topics: Episode 3 of She Hulk: Attorney at Law, Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis, the 30th anniversary of Batman the Animated Series, David Ramsey’s Arrowverse theories, Melissa Benoist wanting to play Supergirl…
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Episode 81: Samaritan / I Touch Myself / You Are My Hero
P.S.A.: Bourbon hangovers are not the same as Scotch hangovers. The Weekly Report (8:31) – Topics: Episode 2 of She-Hulk Attorney at Law, trailers for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, and Confess, Fletch, Fantastic Four news, Beverly Hills Cop 4, Jeffrey Dean Morgan...
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Episode 80: The Gray Man / Liquid Education / Tub Girl
“The best whiskey in the world is the one you like to drink…” - NW Whiskey Man What Are We Drinking? (3:31) – Bourbon class is in session with special guest host NW Whiskey Man. Learn all about transforming from an alcoholic into a connoisseur. The Weekly Report (24:11) – Topics: Episode 1 of...
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Episode 79: Day Shift / DC Overload / Blisters in the Sun
“Lagavulin, the cognac of whiskys. Works like a depth charge…Pow.” – Brian Cox The Weekly Report (8:27) – Topics: The passing of Anne Heche and Wolfgang Peterson, I am Groot, Trainwreck: Woodstock ’99, Trailers for Netflix’s Wednesday, The Greatest Beer Run Ever, and The Menu, the 30thanniversary...
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Episode 78: Prey / SDCC 2022 / The Batgirl Screw-Job
Back and better than…nope, that’s a lie. Worst. Episode. Ever. Seriously, this episode sucks all the balls. The Weekly Report (7:18) – Topics: Too many obits to list, SDCC announcements, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, I Am Groot, MCU, Gaga in The Joker 2, Shazam: Fury…
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Episode 77: ZOMBIES 3 / Tribrator / Land of the Rising Suntori
Tangent: an abrupt change of course. Obnoxious : odiously or disgustingly objectionable : highly offensive The Weekly Report (8:19) – Topics: Trailers for Jeepers Creepers: Reborn, Halloween Kills, and Hulu’s Mike Tyson series, Simon Pegg’s opinion of Star Wars fans, vacationing at the Corleone...
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Episode 76: Thor: Love and Thunder / Hey, Yoni, Yoni / Burnt Toast
Fact of the Day: You can post porn videos on Twitter. No, seriously. The Weekly Report (11:17) – Topics: The passing of Tony Sirico, Gregory Itzin, L.Q. Jones, Monty Norman, and James Caan, trailers for Honk for Jesus, Save Your Soul, Day Shift, Amsterdam, LOTR: The Rings of Power, Orphan: First...
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Episode 75: Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe / Surprise / The Snow Angel
Remember kids: it’s very important to eat before you drink. The Weekly Report (6:02) – Topics: Trailers for Clerks 3, Battle of the Super Sons, and Z.O.M.B.I.E.S. 3, reactions to the Superman and Lois season 2 finale, the Nexstar/CW deal, Heat 2, promo pic of Namor in Black Panther: Wakanda...
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Episode 74: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent / Bondage / Two Night Stand
Word of the Day: Reciprocity The Weekly Report (5:57) – Topics: Trailers for Harley Quinn Season 3, Ticket to Paradise, Resurrection, and Hocus Pocus 2, Stephen King speaks out, Ghostbusters Afterlife 2 release date, Equalizer 3 casting news, Melissa Benoist’s new deal, the alternate ending to…
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Episode 73: Morbius / Talk Dirty to Me / DC Drama
Question of the Day: Is the thumb a finger? The Weekly Report (8:35) – Topics: The passing of comic book artist Tim Sale, trailers for Blonde and Smile, WB says goodbye to Ezra Miller, a Wonder Man Disney Plus series, Guy Ritchie directing the live-action Hercules film, Wesley Snipes returning as...
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Episode 72: The Northman / This Tastes Funny / Is It Safe?
Remember: The safe word is “Bananas”. The Weekly Report (7:44) – Topics: The passing of Phillip Baker Hall and Internet Explorer, more Amber Heard Aquaman 2 rumors, Chris Evans possible return to the MCU, Thunderbolts announced, Taika Waititi’s Star Wars comments, Joker 2 and Old Guard 2 casting...
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Episode 71: Willow (1988) / Batman’s Nipples / Words of the Week
Is it ‘Thuh’ or ‘Thee’? Asking for a friend. The Weekly Report (5:47) – Topics: New trailers for Black Adam, Prey, Sandman, Resident Evil, Wednesday, and The Munsters, the Picard season 2 finale, The Boys season 3, Kenobi episodes 1-3, The Joker 2 announcement, Batman Forever trivia, a Face/Off...
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Episode 70: Killing Them Softly / Stair Job / Assertiveness
Cheap Scotch = Bad Scotch The Weekly Report (6:43) – Topics: The passing of Ray Liotta, an Obi-Wan Kenobi update, the verdict for the Depp v. Heard trial, GOTG Vol. 3 casting news, trailers for Willow, Andor, Pinocchio, and Gotham Knights, a CW rant, Top Gun: Maverick’s opening numbers, Moses...
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Episode 69: Road House / Xennials / Monkey Shoulder
What do Kelly McGillis, Johanne Whaley, and Kelly Lynch have in common? You’ll have to listen to this week’s episode to find out. BOOM!!! There’s your teaser! The Weekly Report (7:44) – Topics: New trailers for Thor: Love and Thunder, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1, The Gray Man, Baz...
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Episode 68: Top Gun (1986) / Concrete Enema / Kinky Questions
Irony - A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. RE: Therapy Time. The Weekly Report (7:11) – Topics: Trailers for She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, The Boys Season 3, Prey, Spiderhead, and The Old Man, Kathleen Kennedy’s...
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Episode 67: Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness / I Will Find Him! / Cannibals
The eldest returns! Samantha joins the boys for a deep discussion about a certain goateed wizard. It should be noted that Josh can’t pronounce the word ‘motorist’. The Weekly Report (7:60) – Topics: The passing of George Perez and John Cherry, the Avatar: The Way of the Water and Father of the...
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Episode 66: Crush (HULU) / Return to Supercorp / The Numbers Game
The Indiana Jones of Fornication returns! Prepare for some inappropriate content. The Weekly Report (6:40) – Topics: The passing of Neal Adams and Naomi Judd, avoiding Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness spoilers, the latest Obi-Wan Kenobi trailer, trailers for Don’t Worry Darling, Weird…
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Episode 65: You Cannot Kill David Arquette / Dreams / Sweaty Adventures
Everybody sing along: “We don’t talk about El Muerto”. The Weekly Report (5:18) – Topics: Bad Bunny’s casting in El Muerto, Venom 3, Mark Hamill opting out of Star Wars Celebration, the Wicked movie adaptation, Elon Musk buying Twitter, Justin Lin exiting Fast 10, Andrew Garfield’s break from...
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Episode 64: Scream (2022) / Who-Ha / Tarrare
Lots of educational material in this one. Everyone should learn how to pronounce ‘Versailles’. The Weekly Report (5:44) – Topics: the Thor: Love and Thunder teaser, more Ezra Miller shenanigans, Sam Elliott’s apology, Netflix’s financial problems, James Gunn trolling, a Nike biopic, and evil dies...
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Episode 63: All the Old Knives / French Fry Arousal / Touched by a Dolphin
The boys are joined by special guest Doug Peters and tie the record for shortest MFP episode; but length doesn’t matter, right? The Weekly Report (7:21) – Topics: The passing of Gilbert Gottfried, the Stranger Things 4 trailer, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Captain American 4, Twisted Metal, The Adam...
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Episode 62: The Bubble / Wrestlemania 38 / The Balldo
Mike returns in ‘fantastic’ fashion and the boys decide they need to get an apartment together. The Weekly Report (7:34) – Topics: Morbius, Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness’s runtime, an Ezra Miller update, Russell Wilson, Tom Brady, and a very long conversation about the WWE and...
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Episode 61: Fresh (HULU) / The Slap / Sit On My Face
Episode 61: Josh is joined by the resplendent Janine Dahling for a little revelry. The Weekly Report (8:13) – Topics: The passing of Taylor Hawkins, Will Smith showing Chris Rock that he’s a vessel of love, Oscar and Razzie winners, Bruce Willis’s retirement, a Joker 2 update, Ezra Miller being a...
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Episode 60: Deep Water / Kara and Lena Forever / Jameson Orange?!?
Josh and guest host Angie celebrate episode 60 in a very unique fashion. Have some Kleenex handy. The Weekly Report (10:10) – Topics: Deadpool 3 rumors, the state of the CW, Christopher Lloyd joining the cast of The Mandalorian, a possible third DC project for James Gunn, Christina Ricci joining...
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Episode 59: The Adam Project / Howl’s Moving Castle / St. Patrick’s Day Fraud
Josh’s dream comes true when he is joined by his oldest daughter Samantha and the two say goodbye to the most reviled segment of the show. The Weekly Report (7:55) – Topics: The passing of William Hurt and Scott Hall, trailers for The Boys season 3 and the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, The...
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Episode 58: The Batman / Sexual Hang-Ups / Flowballing
Josh is once again joined by guest host Angie. Take a shot every time Josh says the word ‘love’. You’ll be dead halfway through the movie review. The Weekly Report (5:56) – Topics: Trailers for Obi-Wan Kenobi, Deep Water, The Bubble, and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, WB’s reshuffling of the DCEU...
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Episode 57: Batman and Robin (1997) / Extinct / Radical Acceptance
Josh is joined by guest host Rodney and they both agree that everyone needs to see Road House as soon as possible. The Weekly Report (11:53) – Topics: Trailers for Morbius, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, and Bullet Train, the final destination for the Marvel/Netflix shows, Sam...
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Episode 56: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) / Luca / Cupcakes / Bonobo
Mike and Josh were their usual selves despite recording a day late. For some reason, Josh couldn’t pronounce the word ‘contractor’. Weekly Report (7:07) – Topics: The passing of Sally Kellerman, Star Trek 4 news, casting for the Fallout Amazon Prime series, LEGO spoiling Thor: Love and Thunder,...
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Episode 55: The Book of Boba Fett / Tall Girl 2 / Circumcisions
Mike was out of town, so poor guest host Angie had to listen to several hours of Josh ranting about the multiverse, Boba Fett’s ashy skin, and Jedi incompetence. Weekly Report (7:07) – Topics: The passing of Ivan Reitman, Peacemaker news, a new Star Trek film announced, the Super Bowl halftime...
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Episode 54: Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City / Tall Girl / Teratophilia
Evil dies in 246 days. That is all. Weekly Report (5:07) – Topics: The Olympics, WWE Raw has a bad night, the OSCAR nominations, the Razzies honoring Bruce Willis, Dakota Johnson’s casting in Madame Web, Russell Crowe pulling double duty for Marvel, Spider-Man: No Way Home heading to STARZ…
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Episode 53: Ghostbusters: Afterlife / Encanto / Antechinus / Royal Rumble
Episode 53: Mike brought the right bottle of booze, and all was well. Josh’s word of the day: fascinating. Weekly Report (6:10) – Topics: The passing of Howard Hesseman, Tom Brady’s retirement from the NFL, the WWE Royal Rumble, James Gunn’s new The Suicide Squad spin-off, Tom Holland questioning...
About this show
What happens when two dads and a mom get together to have a "few" drinks and chat about life, entertainment, and assorted other topics? A complete train wreck of a podcast. Josh, Mike, and Tess provide weekly doses of non-sensical movie reviews, discussions about pop culture, and make comical attempts at keeping their discussions coherent. Join the trio for their pretentious whiskey assessments, deep dives into domestic issues, unique fetishes, and lambasting kids’ movies. None of the hosts are a licensed therapist, doctor, or attorney, but that doesn’t stop them from acting like they are.
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JMT