The Music Smoothie

Here's another blast from the past, a "Smoothie Classic" from May 2012, recorded not too long after the Led Zeppelin episode I released last week. And yeah, Coin usually just titled the episodes by order of release unless they were themed, hence Episode 3. I thought it needed a neater title more in line with the modern naming convention, so there you go. Have a bowl of cereal and pour it all in the blender, nevermind the subsequent explosion. Featuring a cast of Coin, Zeus (Laz), GS and occasionally Rawb, he pops in a few times. Some of the episodes from this era remain lost, so if you're an oldhead and you have a download, please share! Contact us at [email protected]

The Music Smoothie is bringing it on home with a Remixed and Remastered version of an episode from the last iteration of this podcast. Been planning on re-releasing some of these older episodes for quite some time. This episode was originally released in May 2012. I admit one of the reasons I started here and not with Coin and Wood's earliest episodes is because I'm not on those. Don't worry, I'll still drop those but I thought this would be a more accessible entrypoint. Yes, I changed a few things including taking out the intro music that is no longer kosher under fair use and swapping in the modern Music Smoothie theme song. No, that didn't exist back then lol. I recorded that intro on October 13th, 2022, right before the latest relaunch of the Music Smoothie, which happened on October 22, 2022. Little history of the podcast, why not. Squeeze the lemon, sure. But don't forget to clean up the juice. Featuring a cast of Coin (The previous host), Zeus (Yep, that's me, Laz), Rawb (The guy in our logo, several people asked me about that) and Alec. Yeah, that's me "singing" the "baby baby do you like it" bit from Misty Mountain Hop which we do talk about later in the episode. I could actually sing it now lol. This was our first ever themed episode, all Led Zeppelin all the time. GS was also on the podcast at the time, he joined at the same time as me, but he unfortunately couldn't make it to this episode. Don't worry, new content is on the way. Working on editing an absolute monster of an episode we recorded on Saturday, it'll be out sometime this week. Enjoy! Contact us at [email protected]

Enjoy the madness with your good friends Laz, Olaf, Princeton Vice, GS and Fishy. This is a Remixed and Remastered episode originally recorded in June 2024. This one features both Olaf's legendary introduction of his Animal Rating System and his Kafkaesque commentary. Or is it Orwellian? The world may never know. This one was originally called Another Ramblin' Smoothie because I decided to leave in all the banter about Scooby Doo and Taxi while we were waiting on GS. If for some reason you want to skip all that, go to 22 minutes in. If you're here for the surreal insanity in all its glory, start at 00:00. Contact us at [email protected].

Don't worry, this one isn't a remaster, all original, baby! Check this one out if you actually wanna hear some music. The first song isn't ours but the rest are, we own the rights so enjoy! And not just that, we get into some serious musical discussions and Smoopy plays us some Forever-21-In-The-Mall-Core that honestly slaps. Try this smoothie, it will bite back but you'll get used to it. Featuring a cast of Laz, Smoopy and newcomer Sasha. Prepare your body for soundscapes you never dreamed imaginable. Contact us at [email protected]

This one requires immediate medical assistance. Is it the Citizen Kane of podcast episodes? You decide. No, sorry, I won't put that responsibility on you. It's not. Olaf spends most of this episode ranting about a certain 1995 Disney Animated Film featuring anthropomorphic dogs, if that's your desired headspace right now, give it a listen. Yes, this is a Remixed and Remastered episode from last year, but don't let that fool you, it brings the heat. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Olaf. This one's extra silly. Contact us at [email protected]

The Music Smoothie never sleeps, but we're eating constantly. Must consume. This is a Remixed and Remastered episode from 2023, but don't let that fool you. It'll always be number one in the charts and number one in our hearts. Or something. Featuring a cast of Laz, Olaf, Billy, Fishy and Hipster Pug. Come and smell the chemicals with us. Music! Contact us at [email protected]

Where did this pear come from? Get it out of here. Today on The Music Smoothie, if you want to hear GS violently roast The Weeknd and Bon Iver, you've come to the right place. This is a Remixed and Remastered episode from last June. Featuring a wonderful blend of music and a wonderful cast of Laz, GS, Hipster Pug and eventually Smoopy. Contact us at [email protected]

Tonight on The Music Smoothie, we play a lovely and eclectic blend of interesting European stuff and a couple Yankee Doodle Dandies are thrown in too, for your enjoyment. Featuring a lovely cast of Laz, Smoopy and Hipster Pug. Broaden your sonic palette and listen to us argue about music arrangements like dorks. Have Fun! Contact us at [email protected]

This one just smells funny. Recorded around October of last year, short and sweet but I was clearly incredibly drunk. Listen at your own discretion. Featuring a cast of Laz, GS and Fishy. Contact us at [email protected].

We're still back, not going anywhere this time. This time The Music Smoothie brings you a comforting and savory blend of visceral sounds and delights. We had so much fun with this one and hope you do too! Featuring a cast of Laz, Smoopy and Fishy. Contact us at [email protected]

IT LOOKS LIKE MUSIC'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! Check out the latest episode of The Music Smoothie, we've got an incredible blend of dance, jazz, rock, hip hop, electronic and so much more for you today! Featuring a fantastic lineup of Laz, Olaf, Al3ph and Smoopy. We're back and better than ever, have a listen if you dare. Olaf is especially confused in this one. Check out Voyage Grain's debut album wherever you listen to music online and pre-order my debut novel, Sand: My Time Chilling and Killing In Northern Florida available for pre-order on both Amazon and Audible starting August 1st, 2026 for .99 cents! Releases October 1st at $4.99! For business inquiries, contact us at [email protected].

Hey, it's getting pretty brutal out there in the heat, cool down with this mysterious, glittery substance. Viscous and delightful, the bass blends beautifully with the earthy notes of the disco ball. Try it now before the worm devours us all. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Fishy. Contact us at [email protected].

Check it out, we're back with some bangin' songs and a great energy. This one's infused with antioxidants and sick beats. Don't show this one to your grandmother, she can't handle the vibes. Take a sip. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Jey of The Row Show. Contact us at [email protected].

It doesn't matter if you need the fish or the instrument, we can round it up for you. A most mysterious blend here for you today on The Music Smoothie, it promises to entice and delight. Hope you're not allergic to shellfish. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Smoopy. Enjoy! Contact us at [email protected].

Don't listen to this one, it sucks. Unless you're a fan of the 1995 Disney cult classic, A Goofy Movie. Featuring Laz, Billy and Olaf, this one is very silly. Contact us at [email protected].

We're back with a vengeance like Bruce Willis from our long hiatus, rededicated to providing you with a smooth listening experience or whatever the hell this is. Chock full of great songs that either are old or sound older, it's our best episode of the year so far. Hah. Featuring a cast of Laz, Olaf, GS and Fishy. Contact us at [email protected].

This one's a wild ride and we have a lot of fun! Check out this new earthy blend of creature comforts. Enjoy! Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Hipster Pug. Contact us at [email protected]

This one's a nice, messy blend of everything but it always goes down smooth! This is our 100th episode! Let's celebrate with some music. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy, Crab and Leandra of Rocky Horror Minute. Contact us at [email protected].

Get spooked with this blend of new music, all relevant to the season. Give it a shot! Featuring as always Billy and Laz. Contact us at [email protected]

It's that time of blend again where we toss in all the Autumn treats and tricks and hit you with the big Halloween episode. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy, Jey of The Row Show and Leandra of Rocky Horror Minute. Get spooked! Contact us at [email protected]

To celebrate our new podcast Politics In Movies we've got a nice new blend for you of reels and feels with a hint of lime! Get ready to experience the cinema with The Music Smoothie. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy, Hipster Pug and newcomer Jey of The Row Show! Contact us at [email protected].

Hey everyone, this is our new podcast Politics In Movies. Don't worry though, The Music Smoothie isn't going anywhere! First two episodes are out now wherever you get your podcasts! In this episode we discuss the hit sports drama Challengers (2024). Enjoy!

This one's a doozy, check it out if you dare. Featuring Laz, Fishy, Olaf and GS. Contact us at [email protected].

Join Billy and Laz in this over 3 hour long new music adventure! I love how whenever I call an episode "the longest one" or "the short one" we release one not too long after that is much longer or shorter. And I didn't have to draw attention to it. Contact us at [email protected].

This one starts out normalish and deteriorates from there. Don't ask what's in this smoothie, we're not entirely sure. Featuring a cast of Laz, Al3ph and GS. Contact us at [email protected].

This one's crashing but it's no wave, give us a listen and drink up this blend of sweet and tartness with a touch of nonsense, enjoy. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Fishy. The dream team. Contact us at [email protected]

Drink it down, all of it. This blend includes long asides, dashes of irreverence and yes, it's Orwellian. Add salt and pepper if you dare. Featuring a cast of Laz, GS, Fishy, Olaf and special guest Princeton Vice. Contact us at [email protected]

Check out this brand new blend of new music, strained and steeped in our finest... anyway, here's some new music, check it out. Contact us at [email protected]

We've got all that ails your cures with this concoction right here, sweet and tender notes followed by a brusque jostling of angst and sweat, drink it down fast to devour your enemies. Olaf lists Baltimore fun facts for some reason. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Olaf. Contact us at [email protected].

We've got a saccharine blend for you today, all the sweets and confections that your mother said you couldn't have blended together into a deeply regretful yet satisfying experience. Drink up and experience the revolution. Featuring a cast of Laz and Billy with guests Crab, Lorenzo and Cee. Contact us at [email protected]

We're back so soon with more new music! Lots! ENJOY! Contact us at [email protected].

We've got a nice, smooth, eclectic mix for you here today on The Music Smoothie. Soak up the warm vibes and sing along if you know the words. Featuring a cast of Laz and Fishy with special guest Smoopy. Contact us at [email protected].

This one's got notes of umami, sweetness and a touch of that old time rock and roll, give it a listen and feel the crispy aroma enfold you in senses of delight and wonder. Or, uh, just give this episode a listen. It's music and stuff. Featuring Laz and Billy with guests Crab and Leandra of Rocky Horror Minute fame.

Take in all the vibes, lay back and feel the beat. Featuring Laz, Billy and newcomer Crab. Contact us at [email protected]

The rules of polite society no longer apply. Featuring a cast of Laz, Olaf and Hipster Pug. Contact us at [email protected]

Put this one on with a mug of hot chocolate and a blazing fireplace by your side. Or toss it all it to the blender and drink it up. Either way. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Olaf.

Welcome back to The Music Smoothie, cram this hearty blend down your throat while you still can. Yes, another covers episode. We just had so many to share with you. Don't worry, we promise this will be the last one for a while. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy, Fishy and special guest Leandra of Rocky Horror Minute.

This blend will awaken your mind and harden your thighs for all time. Check it out, we've got dogs, disorder and delightful Sonic fanfiction. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and guest Al3ph. Contact us at [email protected]

Our latest in the New Music series, this one's got a wild mix so check it out if you're daring. As always, featuring Laz and Billy. All new music is fair game. Contact us at [email protected].

Stop worrying and light it up. Featuring Laz, Billy and guest Al3ph.

Something you didn't want but needed all along. Enjoy this mysterious blend of savory and sweet until the break of dawn. Featuring Laz, Billy and Olaf. Email us at [email protected].

Indulge in some creature comforts with friends. This smoothie's nothing too unexpected but it goes down easy. Enjoy with a cast of Laz, Billy, Olaf and guest Leandra of Rocky Horror Minute fame. Contact us at [email protected]

This episode may not warm your bones in the cold of winter but it'll certainly get you thinking of warmer climates. A cool blend of sweetness and syncopation, get ready for some hidden gems and potential future hits. Features a cast of Laz, Billy and guest Al3ph.

Don't need no credit card to ride this train. Enjoy this roundabout blend of asides and tangents with an aftertaste of lime. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Olaf with guests Al3ph and Smoopy. Contact us at [email protected].

Take a refreshing sip. It's good for you! Featuring a cast of Laz, Fishy and GS. Email us at [email protected]

Carefully enjoy this covert blend of leftover scraps and trappings we've surreptitiously scooped off the floor of the actual Halloween episode that came out a couple weeks ago. We promise you won't hate it. Featuring Laz, Billy, Leandra of Rocky Horror Minute, and Ronnie.

Welcome to The Music Smoothie, no, if you're wondering this episode doesn't contain any actual shit. Although there is piss. Perhaps that's damning enough. This is our Shitpost-themed episode. God have mercy on our souls. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and GS with guest Leandra of Rocky Horror Minute fame. Contact us at [email protected].

Welcome back to The Music Smoothie, this week the local apothecary rounded up a bunch of radioactive weeds and brought them to us for no discernible reason. We have decided to blend them, because what are we supposed to do, not profit off the pain and suffering of others? Who knows, you might quite like this ephemeral and treacle blend of tunes and jams. Give it a shot. Featuring a wonderful cast of Laz, Billy, Fishy and Olaf with guest Leandra of Rocky Horror Minute. Email us at [email protected].

Enjoy our most abysmal attraction of mystery and delight, The Pork and Sludge Smoothie. It's certain to accost all senses and cause neighbors to commit arson, enjoy this controversial blend while it's still on the market. Featuring a cast of Laz, Billy and Fishy.

Man, we just about used a whole bushel of limes on this episode so it's pretty tart at this point. Have a listen and enjoy the delightfully angular flavors. Featuring a wonderful cast of Laz, Fishy, Olaf and Billy. We love these weirdos.