The Natty Bumpercar Bumperpodcast

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Natty Bumpercar recounts his experience at a podcasting conference in Florida. The post Bumperpodcast #468 – Season 3 – Britches appeared first on Natty Bumpercar.

Aloysius J Pig and a special guest discuss technical difficulties with recording their podcast. The post Bumperpodcast #467 – Season 3 – Guest appeared first on Natty Bumpercar.

Natty Bumpercar and Aloysius J Pig attempt to record a podcast without Producer, who is on vacation. The post Bumperpodcast #466 – Season 3 – Cookies appeared first on Natty Bumpercar.

Natty Bumpercar discusses his frequent distractions, likening himself to a squirrel chasing shiny objects. The post Bumperpodcast #465 – Season 3 – Tomato Soup Can appeared first on Natty Bumpercar.

The Bumperpodcast episode opens with an apology from Natty Bumpercar for last week's episode, which had no audio but was voted the favorite by listeners. The post Bumperpodcast #463 – Season 3 – Best Episode appeared first on Natty Bumpercar.

Natty Bumpercar announced co-producing the Montclair Comedy Festival in Montclair, New Jersey, from November 13-15. The post Bumperpodcast #462 – Season 3 – Montclair Comedy Festival appeared first on Natty Bumpercar.

Natty tries to explain where he has been and what he has been doing, and why he hasn't been recording - and no one is having any of his malarky!

Natty tries to explain where he has been and what he has been doing, and why he hasn't been recording - and no one is having any of his malarky!

Natty tries to explain where he has been and what he has been doing, and why he hasn't been recording - and no one is having any of his malarky!

Natty tries to explain where he has been and what he has been doing, and why he hasn't been recording - and no one is having any of his malarky!

In this episode of the Bumperpodcast, Natty decides to tell a story that he is very excited about. Then there are bulls. Then horses.

In this episode of the Bumperpodcast, Natty is excited to talk about something, is interrupted by Pig, and then forgets what he was ever even excited about...

In this episode of the Bumperpodcast, Natty is excited to talk about something, is interrupted by Pig, and then forgets what he was ever even excited about...

In this episode of the Bumperpodcast, Natty is excited to talk about something, is interrupted by Pig, and then forgets what he was ever even excited about...

In this episode of the Bumperpodcast, Natty and the crew try a song and realize why they haven't been recording as much! Don't miss out — listen, subscribe, and share the laughter today!

In this episode of the Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar talks about turning over a new leaf and not double and triple booking himself. Also, there are turtles! Don't miss out — listen, subscribe, and share the laughter today!

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

The Bumperpodcast is an uproarious improvised comedy podcast set in the zany town of Coffee-Can Alley. In the episode titled "Birthday," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, gathers to forget Natty's birthday with a delightful twist: they break into song! Prepare to be entertained as the characters belt out a medley of catchy tunes that will have you tapping your feet and laughing along. In addition to the musical festivities, listeners also get an intriguing update from the enigmatic Private Eye. With their signature blend of humor and mystery, the gang unravels the latest developments in Private Eye's adventures. This episode of the Bumperpodcast promises a rollicking good time as you join in the birthday celebration and uncover the secrets that unfold in Coffee-Can Alley. Tune in for a hilarious and melodious journey that will leave you wanting more! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar

"Attendance" is a lively and humorous episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast that takes place in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar takes center stage as he delves into a range of comical topics, including the trials and tribulations of dealing with messy children, the absurdity of promotions, and the hilarity of receiving awards. As Natty shares his hilarious anecdotes and observations, listeners are treated to a blend of witty banter and relatable humor. With his unique storytelling style and knack for finding humor in everyday situations, Natty's comedic charm shines through. The episode invites you into the whimsical world of Coffee-Can Alley, where anything can happen, and laughter is guaranteed. "Attendance" captures the essence of the Bumperpodcast, offering a lighthearted and entertaining experience for comedy enthusiasts. With its blend of improvisation and clever comedic insights, this episode is a delightful addition to the show's repertoire. So sit back, relax, and join Natty Bumpercar as he takes you on a hilarious journey through the ups and downs of messy children, promotions, and the whimsical world of Coffee-Can Alley. You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar

"Private Eye" is a thrilling and hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the colorful world of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar and Aloysius J. Pig encounter a Private Eye who is grappling with their own identity struggles. However, despite their personal challenges, the Private Eye agrees to lend a hand and help the duo track down the elusive Sir Reginald to retrieve the equipment needed for their podcast. "Private Eye" captures the essence of the Bumperpodcast, showcasing its ability to blend comedy and adventure in a whimsical setting. This episode will have you on the edge of your seat, eagerly awaiting each hilarious revelation and unpredictable turn of events. So buckle up and join Natty Bumpercar, Aloysius J. Pig, and the enigmatic Private Eye on their quest to recover their podcasting equipment and bring laughter back to the airwaves of Coffee-Can Alley. You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar

“Telephone” is a hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig find themselves grappling with the boredom and restlessness that comes with not being able to produce their beloved podcast. As they navigate […] The post Bumperpodcast #429 – Season 3 – Telephone appeared first on Natty Bumpercar.

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.flex_column.av-aovg16-c73b65fc073c39797382613dce67d031{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Natty reminisces about field day. Rufus and Pig reminisce about food! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Aloysius J. Pig 0:04Okay, first things first, I really got to say hello, radio Fremont class today, we're really happy you're here and we're happy that you're gonna stay, and yada yada yada that you hit a play hip hop array, right? It's me. I was just jpg. Natty Bumpercar 0:22Okay, yeah, sorry. It's me. Natty Bumpercar started to start to step on you like that big no problem. How was Did you practice it before? Because it doesn't sound like you did. Aloysius J. Pig 0:32I? Well, I was freestyle. And that's what you do. And it's what you in the bass. It's what you do. You know, you you come up onto a hot mic and you're like, Oh, I'm gonna spit some bass. I'm gonna say I'm gonna, you know, I got some rhymes. I got some bars. Bars. I'm gonna. I'm gonna give it to the people right now. Gift. I'm gonna give you the gift of my words. Natty Bumpercar 0:54The gift of gab from Okay. Well, great. Thanks. Hi, radio. Fremont glare. It's me Natty Bumpercar Here. This is the bumper podcast. It's a weekly podcast, but we are lovingly working with radio free Montclair and giving you guys first dibs at the episodes. So if you ever want to go back and listen to any of the other hundreds of episodes, just look up Natty Bumpercar and the bumper podcast. And you'll have you will have things in your ears for a long time, which is a good thing. Aloysius J. Pig 1:29I don't know. I Rufus T. Rufus 1:30know not. I decided everyone. This is me. Rufus to Rufus. I'm a lawyer here for the bumper podcast and I don't really dip my toe into marketing because I feel like that's the dark arts. I feel like it's mystical, magical stuff that I don't want to be involved with. But I think probably seeing people you will have stuff in your ears is not the best Aloysius J. Pig 1:55tagline. Yeah, well, I did go to a restaurant once. And on the front it said welcome to this restaurant. When you leave, you'll have food in you. Natty Bumpercar 2:07Okay, so it wasn't even like we're friends meat or anything. It was just your you are gonna have food in you. At least it was food. It wasn't just like your belly. Oh, have something some something. Rufus T. Rufus 2:19I just I used to eat when I was a boy child I used to eat at a restaurant called something something and whenever you go in, they'd have a special of the day. And I'd have to say is it's a young man, what would you like to eat today? And I'd say you want to order the spreadsheet you just say add like little salt and salt. Yeah. And then you'd get it they'd bring it out to you or whatever it was for the day. Aloysius J. Pig 2:43I can't believe you used to go to some some I'd ever do ever have to some some SassaFrass souffle. Oh, it was some magical stuff. Well, okay, Natty Bumpercar 2:53before we start, this is great. You guys are going down memory lane. But before this is actually an episode kind of about memory lane. Not restaurants. But about field day because this week it's Field Day at the kids school Rufus T. Rufus 3:08Aloysius. I'll talk to you on the side about something some I really feel like we could probably open a franchise around here.

.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Natty saves some baby ducklings. It's truly the sweetest story on the block! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript: Natty Bumpercar 0:04 It finally happened. There I was unsuspecting, naive, maybe even. My youngest nine year old, came down with the COVID. He got the COVID The COVID is in the house and we put him in his room. We said Your, your now, Rapunzel bumper car up here in the room. Here's a bell. Ring it if you need to look niggling in the evening, if you need food, whatever, ring twice. It's very hard because this child he likes he likes to hug. He's a hugger. Every day, I love you and He gives you hugs. And we couldn't hug him. He was just over there. It was just like Ah, just put those in like a dual hug bank and then when you're done you can just deposit withdraw all the hugs and then and then give us all the hugs. Please. Sad child. He was fine though. Honestly. He was living his best life. He was in his up in his in his is parapet, I think is maybe where he was we live in a castle. And he was he you know, had food delivered. He had all of his beverages and we would take them up and then we would take them away. We would had multiple screens where he could watch things he could play thing. Like he was doing great. His brother couldn't get to him to attack him. So it was really I said, How are you feeling? Are you okay? And he's like, Dad, this is the best vacation I've ever had. And I was like, Oh, wow, that's really bad. Okay. Oh, we've been to the beach. No, we've been to some mountains. No. Been to a lake. But this is we've been to the big city museums. But this is this is this is it. This is the pinnacle. All right. Good to know, good to know. You're easy, it's easy to accommodate. Now I want everyone was in their rooms. So he was in his room. My wife was in was in our room. I took the couch with the other child who has a hard time sleeping by himself and the dogs. So we really, we were the core of the house. There were a lot of us down there. And on Wednesday night, what I've discovered is the dogs wake up several times a night several times a night. And they Oh, I was exhausted. This was Wednesday night. I was just like, I don't feel good. I am exhausted because they got up at like 1131 33 Like every two hours or so. Banjo gets up and he was like, I gotta go outside. I'm like, okay, sometimes I'm like no business. Sometimes I do say okay, because if you don't, he's he. I mean he's licking your face. He's put his pawn yet. Like, hey, hey, and everything and so we got to get him outside. And he runs around in circles, Giants. Would you stop with the yipping in the yapping Producer 3:06 a natty I hate to burst into your story here but your three minutes and hey, I want to welcome everybody. Hello Radio Free Montclair. We're actually recording this for them. So perhaps you should ask. I know normally on the show. You just kind of jump into a story and everyone's supposed to catch up. Oh, yeah. But oh, ketchup. fries, ketchup. Right. But right now we want to welcome Hello, Radio Free Montclair. Natty Bumpercar 3:31 You're right and I apologize. I Radio Free Montclair. This is me Natty Bumpercar at the bumper podcast here at headquarters,

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.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Natty and the gang are super excited to be hanging around with some new peeps. So, they decide to properly introduce themselves. It gets a bit confusing. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:03 Well, so, welcome Radio Free Montclair listeners. Producer 0:07 I'm Natty Bumpercar. Natty Bumpercar 0:09 And this is the bumper podcast. And well, I hope you have fun because we're gonna try real hard. Aloysius J. Pig 0:18 Natty. Hey everybody. It's me. Aloysius J pig. And I don't know if I like what you just said about trying real hard. We're not really known for trying real hard. We're we're more of just kind of a show up kind of show. I mean, we don't even really have an intro. Rufus T. Rufus 0:37 Natty. Yeah, now I am Rufus. T. Rufus. Apologize. I got a bit of a crick in my stomach today. I am the lawyer around here. And what Alouettes is cherry pick just said is absolutely true. Net it. You can't call yourself a real show. A real professional show. If you don't have an intro. Natty Bumpercar 1:01 Yeah, I and I apologize for that. Did I say we were professional show? I don't know. I just I think I just said we were gonna try to have fun. We don't we don't have an intro. We have this super slick bed of music under us, which we kind of just made today. And I think that's pretty poppin if I'm to be honest, but no, no, no intro, we have a cool outro but not my no intro that just I don't know why that's never happened. I Producer 1:26 can I dare nothing. It's me, producer. I am a frog. If everybody doesn't doesn't know. And well, I, you know, I produce the show. But we've had many meetings, it's up there on the board. You can see it right there. You can look at the sticky pad. And he says, make an intro. And somebody decided to put a lot of question marks behind it. So as you say it says so it doesn't just say make an intro like a statement. Now it says make an intro, like a lot of question marks and I don't appreciate it. Because, you know, you all make fun of me and my day job that I do is but producing is a hard job for experience ready for Yeah. Natty Bumpercar 2:10 I, you are very smart frog and I do. I'm not sure who put all those question marks so that it seems excessive. Well, we know we'll get to the bottom of that maybe at our at our next meeting. But for now, I think we should do kind of an introduction as to what the show is and who all wall is on the show. So I'm Natty Bumpercar. I sometimes do stand up comedy. I sometimes illustrate kids books, I make paintings, and I'm a doer of stuff. And as a maker of things. Sometimes people refer to me as the artful otter is the king of all the elephants, the mayor of coffee can alley. These are all things that I've been called. I've been called a lot of other things too. But for the sake of this show, I think that we will just stick to those boom, BAM Aloysius J. Pig 3:06 in there. I heard you start to go into the beat like that. It was tough though, because the beat keeps shifting around. So I was I was feeling a little bit musical as well. But I didn't know if I could lay into the cut as they say it's like a record thing. So now a record is Yeah, it's a big disk. It's a big circle.

.flex_column.av-bfo5xr-4c149f225c3d53f030f934bd469dff35{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Natty gets attacked by falling things. Will he ever survive?! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:04Hey there jumbo Elia it's me Natty Bumpercar. And I am so beyond excited. I don't I'd say today is sunny, whatever that means, whatever for the day that means, but who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Let's get right into it so much going on. Wherever then don't worry about it. Am I here? I'm here, Maxie. I'm recording two episodes today. One for you. And then one for something called Radio Free Montclair. And I don't know maybe that one will end up in the feed as well. Who knows I don't know how these things work. In theory, we were going to be recording an episode of pig and pals with the the kids and all the different characters from that show. But it hasn't happened but that's okay. You know, we were looking at income Producer 0:51not not your Your. Your what just happened to you? Yeah, do you do your word cut off and then you did a bit of coughing but you're you're not sick? Natty Bumpercar 1:01Or you know, I just had something too much. I honestly I haven't been speaking as or talking as much as I was before for some reason. And so I'm trying to get used to talking again, which is strange. It's a strange thing to try to get used to but I can hear my voice is all is all. Looky loo did you just say it? We did. It was looky loo because I feel like we have set a precedent in the last 5000 episodes of this park. Rufus T. Rufus 1:27Hi, everyone. I'm Rufus. Rufus. The lawyer. Oh, no, Natty Bumpercar 1:33you are you Rufus T. Rufus 1:34what is going on? Natty Bumpercar 1:35Roof is roofers. Are you okay? That was a no you're coughing first. I was golfing. No, you're coughing produce you sounded fine. But I don't. I don't know. Hey, Aloysius, can you get over here for a second? I want to I want to test something out. I want to see what's going on what's Aloysius J. Pig 1:49going on? Bumpercar How you doing? It's me. I'll always just J pig hanging out with you as I always do. You know, sometimes it's something Yeah, something something that Lou I working on Iran. You know, yeah, you Natty Bumpercar 2:02need to work harder. You sound fine, too. I was. So I was coughing and then Rufus was coughing produce your sound fine. And you sound fine. Anyway, hi, everybody. Well, I'm glad you guys are all here. We can talk about some fun stuff. And yeah, Producer 2:16can you just get to it though, because you're telling too many teenagers with you know, got limited time here. So you, you can't like, oh, I record the podcast. It's a weekly podcast. Don't put it out for a month. And then when I do and eat up all the time, be willing and verbally I am I don't. Am I babbling and babbling, Rufus T. Rufus 2:34my friend. You're basically the king of Babylon and Babylon at this point. I'm going to start telling you, Brooke because you babble so much. Can anybody think of a joke with bibble? Again, but babble? I was like a babbling brook but Liberland I don't know. I don't know. But you're building and battling yet as what you do. Aloysius J. Pig 2:53Yeah, I can't take a bibble either. It's bibble its people an actual way. I don't think so. I've heard I've heard down. People know,

.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } We are definitely not complaining in this episode -- but, we may mention a few things that we might consider worthy of being complained about. Maybe? The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:03 Now, I'm not a complainer a complainer, son, as we say in my house. Because complaining, it doesn't do you any good. It doesn't help anything. It doesn't make anything better, right? It just letting off steam. What complaining? What I like to do is to point out things that I could complain about, but I'm not actually complaining because I, again doesn't do anything. I don't have a microphone. So if this sounds weird, I apologize. I'm in a basement. It's a case of the sometimes. Be careful what you ask for. I don't know if you know this, but in the last couple of episodes. Last couple. That was a weird West couple. Wait, whoa, whilst what was a couple of episodes? That's a lot. I was saying like, Oh, I want to be in my barn in record. And the people haven't come to work on the barn. Well, well, now my hair there. They're there. And they're working. And it's been two weeks. And why don't I have a microphone? Well, because I had to take everything out of the barn. And I put it on a tarp on the on the ground. And then I covered it with one tarp that only covered some of it. And then they got another tarp and they covered the rest of it. But that's where everything is. And here's the fun thing. I it's, it's it rained, it's been raining and snowing ever since I put everything outside. So and every so often I'll go out and one of the tarps is across the yard. And everything's just out in the world exposed. Look at me, get me what destroying me. Know. And so I have a lot of nerves about that a lot of agita. Right, that's like, Okay, so now the barn is going to be finished at some point. And, and then I'm going to have to bring everything back in and figure out what's working and what's broken. Why does it always have to be something? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, they also it was they said this, this job here is gonna take us about three days, we're looking at this. And it's going to take us about three days. And I was like, alright, alright, alright. Well, that's not that much time. Well, we're two weeks, two weeks now, and still going. And the only consistent thing in this whole process has been the guy showing up to ask for more money. Like, Hey, we got the step one a done, so we're gonna need some money. And I'm like, Alright, here's a check. I've already the guy checks. I don't even I don't have to go find checks to give the guy a check. Here's a check. In a write it all out write things on it. You know, I don't know if you know what a check is. But it's like a piece of paper. It's good to do you have to give to people sometimes and it counts as money, I guess. And they take it out of your account, they rip it out of your account. But you have to, let's see, the first thing you do is you write who it's to. So you write to the building company. And then you and you have to ask them, Who do I make this out to? Because sometimes it might be different. And they say Oh, you got to make it out to bla bla bla bla bla and you're like,

.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } We recorded this show yesterday -- and after asking around this morning, no one seems to have any idea what it is about. Surely that means it's a winner?! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! And? The Bumperpodcast has a sweet channel on Vurbl: https://vurbl.com/station/the-natty-bumpercar-bumperpodcast/!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:04 I'm not trying to complain, because that's not I mean, that's I'm not in the business of complaining, I'm in the business of making mirth of making people giggle making people laugh, but it is it's cold here, and it's cold in the the barn, where the studio is, I'm looking around the gentleman who he said, I want, I'm gonna come fix, I'm gonna come finish your barn. And I said, Perfect. I'll give you money. And he said, I love money. And he said, I do too. But more, so I like being warm. And he said, Haha, then this is a match made in heaven. And I was just like, Ah, I don't know if that's, I don't care. I'm not gonna get into any kind of, you know, weird, confusing argument about not an argument, you know, but a conversation are there. And so, the day came, and he didn't show never showed up. I email I sent I sent a text message because he had given me his phone number. And I said, Hi, I'm here. Just excited for you to come and do your thing. And he was just like, Oh, snap. got busy. couldn't come. So sorry. And I was like, Okay, no problem. Because here's the thing. If you're dealing with someone, and they're they're doing work for you, or they're helping you out, it doesn't help anyone to be like, grumble, grumble, angry growl. No, no, what you got to do you got to be like, ah, that's okay. Until it's not okay. I mean, like, if, if someone was meeting me, and let's say, I had lost one of my toes, and they were like, I've got an extra toe. And I was I'd be like, Oh, well, that's just convenient. And then they would say, meet me at this place at this time. And, you know, bring a tow holder. I would say of course, if I'm going to pick up a tow I know I know the drill. I'm going to need to bring a tow holder and I showed up and they didn't they weren't there then I might be a little bit more miffed a little bit more angry because here's the thing. Without my without, you know, I might fall over. My socks are gonna fit strangely. Knock. I'm not gonna be able to walk around I tend to prance I'm not gonna be able to prance with that toe gone so I'm gonna need I'm gonna need I'm gonna need that guy to show up but this this guy, I mean, I need him to show up too because I'm looking around and it's it's a it's a shambles in here. Because it's you know, you got everything moved to the side for the construction and and I and I did as much as I could. I was crawling around in the rafters putting insulation up. But now I need any other people to come and finish the job. Until then, I'm just going to be cold. Which is you know, it's my lot in life. I live in the the Northeast, where it's cold during the winter. It's been cold in the south to now I mean, we're not going to talk about a weather necessarily. Trunks 3:39 Somebody talked about weather. I know all about the weather. You do. What's the weather? Weather or weather? Natty Bumpercar 3:53

.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Natty has some wonderful guests. Emerson and Oliver. Come hang out as we record an episode that one of the kids later referred to as a 'mess.' Hope you have an amazing 2022! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript: Aloysius J. Pig 0:04 Oh boy oh boy. Oh boy, we got company here in the headquarters. You know the bond when we were calling people we ain't seen in a long time. Who is it? Oliver 0:13 Oliver. Aloysius J. Pig 0:14 I love and who else Emerson 0:16 Emerson? Aloysius J. Pig 0:17 Oh no both of them. I hear all the and Emerson has been in a pair goes here at 11am I saying Come on Come look at him. Natty Bumpercar 0:28 Hey guys, what are you doing here? You don't know. I thought we're gonna do a podcast. Oh, yeah. So what's been going on? Why are you walking away from the microphone? There you go. What's been going on? Not much. Not much at all. It's but it's it's it's New Year's Eve right now. Yeah. No, but it is. Yeah. Are you excited for for the new year? Yes. How was your last year? Terrible. Wow, it was terrible. Rufus T. Rufus 1:02 No, hold on. Judas me roof is G roof. Isn't that why was exact now as a lawyer for y'all know how exactly was last year. Terrible as y'all say. They were stuck inside. Y'all was stuck in Santa. How's that? Were you like under the stairs? With nine tech? Ah, yeah. I've been hearing a lot about the COVID-19 Not a fan myself. Don't like it one bit. What about you on the job? No. No, he said he said man, a few words. I like it. Natty Bumpercar 1:34 Rufus. You don't have to talk. Thanks for coming by. All right. Bumpercar. Have a Happy New Year. All right. Thank you do Rufus. Hey, pig, I gotta go check something. Can you feel like Rufus is not actually a lawyer? Do you really feel like that? Yeah. Thank you, sir. Thank you. legal license. He's Aloysius J. Pig 1:50 got an oily don't let him hear you. Because I'm coming back. But yeah, I think that Rufus might might not I don't know he's a fraud. He's he might be a little bit of a fraud. Money. Promote people from the people. Yeah. Oh, no. That's no good at all. Natty Bumpercar 2:08 It's still money. It's all still money from piggy bank. Aloysius J. Pig 2:12 You saw him steal money from the piggy bank near piggy. My I'm the one with the piggy bank. That's like my bank the piggy bank. Natty Bumpercar 2:19 He smashed it. glued it back. Hey, what are you guys talking about? Oh, yeah, Rufus. T. Rufus. We, again, I don't know, I don't want him to come back. But it might be true that he might not be a lawyer. Um, so I'm excited for New Year's Eve. I mean, it's now today right now, I know. Are we should I wish do we have we don't have like a cool, like, ball to drop or fireworks or anything like that? We can we can drop a ball back. Oh, you know, you're gonna go somewhere. Okay. I'm gonna worry. He's actually going to get the ball is that it's, it's, it doesn't understand theater of the mind. Right? What theater of the mind is? So theater of the mind is where you use your imagination to imagine the things that are happening. Does that make sense? So, for instance, if I say, Holy cow, there's an elephant over there. Is there there is not really an elephant over there, right? Yeah,

.flex_column.av-b54krv-a31fe03cbb6698edabc2ea4d5ea77739{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Natty is thrilled to be in the studio -- and is even more thrilled when a couple of his old pals show up! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar. And - and - and -- Natty Bumpercar is now an Ambassador for the Improv channel on Vurbl!! Here is a link to that page: https://vurbl.com/browse/comedy/improv/ go hang out -- it'll be fun!! Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:03Well, well. Well, well, well, if it isn't the bumper broadcast. There's sirens outside. They're coming to get me. For what? For not recording a podcast the last couple of weeks I've been busy. The holiday season, it's holiday season it cetera, et cetera. Rufus T. Rufus 0:28Is that just gonna? Are you just gonna? You seem like you're in good spirits, Natalie, but well, you know, what is holiday season? Sorry. It's already Yeah, I Natty Bumpercar 0:41understand. No, Rufus. It's I'm just happy to be here. And I'm thrilled. And I'm in the bumper barn. And you know what, we've made a lot of progress. I would say that we are about six 70% Done with the insulation, which means I can be in here. Well, it's really I can be in here because it's like 62 degrees, which in December is weird and scary. And but we're just gonna roll with it and try to make lemons out of lemonade. Well, that's not something we can do. Is that so? Is it. A big Do we have a recipe to turn lemons into lemonade? Lemonade? Lemonade in the lemon? Producer 1:24No, I don't I don't we she's not here yet for these shots, right? But I don't know if you need recipe bursting here in the lab where we make the bumper pad case. Okay, here and get quieter. Yep, sorry. I'm not really entirely sure if we have those. Natty Bumpercar 1:40You know what, you're probably right. I usually they're probably in the kitchen or maybe in the library, but it makes sense that they are not here in the studio because we don't cook here. So why would we need Peanut Lou 1:52to hire me Pina loo? I haven't been on the podcast. Yo. Yeah, I forgot what I'm supposed to do here. Anybody please tell me what I'm supposed to do on the Natty Bumpercar 2:05piano below. knows what's going on kitty cat man Spot Elliot 2:16is going on. It's me. Natty Bumpercar 2:22Yeah, what's going on? For anyone who doesn't know because they have not been on the show in a long time. Spot Elliot and peanut Lou. Were cats that I rescued a long time ago and they're best friends. And they're so sweet. And I love them to pieces. Peanut Lou 2:39So so so so so buttons we I keep wanting to find who I see you. Rufus T. Rufus 2:49You know it? I love talking to new people who has it? Who is it? I'm so excited. Why are you why are you so you're very amped on this episode. Now there were two almost three minutes in it if your energy is F is too much if I'm to be honest, let's Can we just tamp it down a little bit fine. Producer 3:06I was going to say something but you know cuz I'm producing the whole show. So my name is on the credit in so yeah, this it really impacts me if you are acting the little looky loo and you're going out and people are like our producers on that chair. I don't know if I want to hire him. And I'm like, oh, please hire me because just don't ignore the horse. If you could just focus on the engineering but the p...

.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Something odd is happening at Headquarters. There are people that no one knows -- IN THE HOUSE. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:03 There are people in my house and I don't know who they are. There are people in my house and I don't know who they are. There are people in my house and I don't know who they are. There are people in my house and I don't know who they are. Rufus T. Rufus 0:25 Oh, no, excuse me, that is just a new song you're singing? Are there actually people in the domicile that we are not familiar with that we are not have not been properly identified and, you know, checked out and whatnot. And there Natty Bumpercar 0:40 there are people in my house. And I don't know who they are. Producer 0:45 Okay, hold on one second here, because I'm trying to look over the schedule here to see how you're supposed to be in the house and the don't know, there's no one listed in SA what I'm going to say also don't mean, I'm not trying to be facetious is that I think that there are some people in the house and maybe we don't know who they are. Exactly. All Unknown Speaker 1:05 right. Well, now as as a lawyer, I am the closest to a law enforcement officer here. And so I think that means courses that I'm gonna have to go inside and now they they launch people there and I shouldn't be intimidated. I'm a little bit nervous if I'm to be on. Natty Bumpercar 1:24 There are people in the house and I don't I don't know who they are. All right. People in the house. And I don't know who they are. Producer 1:33 Yes, sir. I'm hearing from you. Nadine, you're doing a very good job of I think trying to illustrate the situation and to really let us know what's going on. He said there are so people who are inside of the house right now. And you don't exactly Rufus T. Rufus 1:50 I'm catching the same drift over here, producer. anybody's seen piggy Lu ello issues. Maybe he has some insight into the situation. There's some people in my house and I don't know who they are. Natty Bumpercar 2:05 There's people in my house and I don't know who they are. Producer 2:27 So I'm looking at this is it? I mean, it does look like a parrot. I mean, hmm. This is more of a sketch. I think it's a doodle. You don't he didn't really mean you captured some things on it. But I can't really tell from your drawing who it is. People might be many information you got maybe names, anything. Doodle Poodle 2:49 I don't usually draw names. I just kinda like to draw pictures. So no. Rufus T. Rufus 3:03 Yeah, well, yeah, I'm so glad that your name isn't God dog. Boom, I guess I wouldn't work as well God because you're not very good guard dog is what I'm saying. You're really instincts do not lean towards protecting the house. The moves, look at these drawings. So is everybody here? Alright, it looks like we got two or three. Okay. And it looks like where you have drawn them. This seems to be in the near the foyer. Doodle Poodle 3:37 Say for you Rufus T. Rufus 3:40 know, it's just you know, as learning different language, different accents, or whatever I say for you. Well, yeah, I understand. You Producer 3:48 know, when I was growing up, we used to say the five years well,

.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ -webkit-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; -moz-border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } It's a scarifying (scary and terrifying) Halloween episode where all of the calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to [email protected]. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript: Natty Bumpercar 0:04 What's that? You said the calls coming from inside the house but doesn't even make sense. It's not how phones work. I mean, we don't even have a landline so if there's a phone call that's happening and I'm inside the house and then the people have their cell phones and I guess the call can be coming from inside the house, but I don't know if they can pinpoint it. That exact do they know where exactly where phone calls are coming from and so they can see on some sort of a map or something that the calls are coming from inside the house. Hmm, ah, is it an intercom maybe Is that what's happening? No, Rufus T. Rufus 0:41 no, no, no, no, I believe we had signed some sort of paperwork and we got a telephone utensils that Sam but we would have to disclose and just quantify exactly where we were located. When we were making the telephone call. I'm looking around I don't know if you can hear me I'm but I am looking around. I did hear the phone ring. And I heard the call. But I mean, could it possibly be coming from inside of the house? Producer 1:11 Hey, everybody, it's me producer. I do normally know how the television works is you make a telephone call with the buttons in the Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing and if them the numbers is Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing and you can make the phone calling and your thing allow you have the conversation and everything but I don't know exactly the technically speaking. Natty Bumpercar 1:33 Pretty. Producer, producer. Stop. Do you? No, no. What are you talking? Yeah, no. Producer 1:37 Okay. Yeah, no, I don't I am saying I don't know. Natty Bumpercar 1:41 Yeah, you went through all of that to say you don't know. You'll be like that's that's not even how people dial phones because no one knows any numbers are just like search for and then they push one it's like beep and then they call the person call producer beep like it's not Beep beep beep beep beep i don't know phone number. I don't even know my phone number. I had to fill out a form the other day and it said what's your phone number? And I said no, I wish you would tell me is what I said to that form. And you know what that form said to me Aloysius J. Pig 2:12 and Bing nothing is that what the exactly Yeah, nothing makes sense because it's a form forms don't talk forms I like buckets that we take our information too. And we bring it to the bucket the bucket says name I'm going to bring my name to that bucket phone number I'm going to bring my phone number to that bucket you understand show if we can set it it forms I like buckets and we know that bucket actually do not talk then we know that forms will then not talk Am I Am I right Rufus T. Rufus 2:54 now when I had to take all the quizzes or tests whatever they offer to get into law school now there was one in particular that would say something like go banana is to a red panda as a lemonade is to eliminate stand and so you see that they're making comparisons a con contrast and compare yeah contrast and compare Okay,