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The Ned Natter Show

by Ned Natter

"Well ‘Ello me lovelies - it’s me Ned Natter with the famously unpasteurized and unfiltered Ned Natter Radio Show - ready to brighten your day! First up it’s great to be here with you again - thanks for your lovely comments and messages - it’s time for a good old natter – but remember I don’t chat about the regular news and current affairs – oh no, I’m here to give you a break from it all - a good laugh - with all 100 Episodes of my Monologues to date posted here so you can listen to all the shows again, yep they’re all saved for you as podcasts at Ned Natter dot com - Yep okay well put everything down - NO everything - I mean YOU too - come on - it’s time for The Ned Natter Show – and ya can’t miss this!"

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Episodes

  1. The Ned Natter Show Episode #100 “Reflection, Winners, A Century, & Roadblocks”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#100] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had an entertaining week indeed - well put it this way it’s show number 100 – yep, I’ve finally reached a century – added to that the Goggle Earth satellite’s picked up the wife’s image, yep, from space...

  2. The Ned Natter Show Episode #99 “Rumbling, Dating, Guarding, & Pinning”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#99] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, I’ve had a week, yep, that’s the only way of saying it - a week – yep, of drama that is – I’ve had rumblings on me driveway, non-binaries in me barn, cooking in me living room and a seriously pinned down…

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  3. The Ned Natter Show Episode #98 “Reconciliation, Hanging, Shaving & Dieting”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#98] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot week and some good news, yep, with a little reconciliation I’ve gained a lot of space – the wife Elsie has promised to diet – me hideous mother-in-law is AWOL and me old mother is trying for a...

  4. The Ned Natter Show Episode #97 “Students, Fishing, Ants & Sinkholes”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#97] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot and stormy week, been surrounded by film students, wrapped up a farm documentary and learned that we’re going to have an overinflated living room squatter for the foreseeable future – added to...

  5. The Ned Natter Show Episode #96 “Travel, Eviction, Stranded & Overheated”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#96] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot and hectic week, whilst me farm’s still under the German filmmakers microscope - well let’s just say the documentary is nearing completion - added to that someone’s finally vacated me living…

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  6. The Ned Natter Show Episode #95 “Baking, Extras, Awards & Cheating”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#95] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a baking hot week interspersed with thunderstorms, but with the gorgers around here I shouldn’t really mention baking and with the weight on me sofa I shouldn’t mention thunder either – added to that…

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  7. The Ned Natter Show Episode #94 “Wide, Weird, Wobbly & Wrong”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#94] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a highly unusual week and perhaps what you’d call a very unusual visitor here on the farm – it’s not often we get a visit from anyone that’s not either trying to sell me something or worst still…

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  8. The Ned Natter Show Episode #93 “Birthdays, Bulls, Duds & Ducks”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#93] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a week with the wife Elsie’s birthday and believe me that’s good for nobody – she expects big presents, big eats and a big party – oh dear – and all we’ve had down here in the south is big heat and…

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  9. The Ned Natter Show Episode #92 “Collapsing, Art, Dartboards & Piercings”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#92] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start of Season Number Eight, yep, I might be able to shake up me show a bit from time to time, but I’m still having trouble shaking up me personal life, that’s right it’s called farm and…

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  10. The Ned Natter Show Episode #91 “Independence, Broadway, Smothering & Whips”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#91] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had one of those crazy weeks, it’s been scorching and stormy outdoors and searing and sticky indoors – we’ve had a couple of surprise visitors too, they ended up with a bigger surprise than they...

  11. The Ned Natter Show Episode #90 “Duds, Amendments, Denial & Daydreams”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#90] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had one of those crazy weeks, it’s been eyes down and house in me farmhouse – yep, we’ve been overrun with duds, bingo callers and fleas – far from a good combination - I’ve been having bad dreams and...

  12. The Ned Natter Show Episode #89 “Dieting, Thrashing, Fleas, Ponies & Pigs”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#89] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a troubling week – Elsie the wife and the mother-in-law Satana Troglodyte are back home from their hospital stay and me living room’s well, put it this way – standing room only –...

  13. The Ned Natter Show Episode #88 “Snakes, Socks, Misfires & Mischief”  

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#88] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a disastrous week – Elsie the wife and the mother-in-law Satana are still confined in the hospital, still me living room’s claustrophobic again for other reasons and we’ve had a...

  14. The Ned Natter Show Episode #87 “Astronauts, Brooms, Bog Men & Alcoholic Pigs”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#87] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a disastrous week – Elsie the wife finally succumbed and the mother-in-law Satana ended up confined, yep for good reason, also me old mother Nan’s using new tactics on me pet pig - added…

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  15. The Ned Natter Show Episode #86 “Gatecrashers, Fights, Shadows & Free-Range Food”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#86] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a stormy week and that was in addition to the wedding, yep Beyondit and skinny Frank have tied the knot, and believe be it doesn’t look quite as tight as it should be, to be honest it’s already...

  16. The Ned Natter Show Episode #85 “Philosophy, Hazards, Marriage & Sub-contractors”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#85] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy week, only this time I’ve been getting a bit philosophical – added to that you need to remember I’ve been dealing with high inflation for years, in fact I don’t even remember a day…

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  17. The Ned Natter Show Episode #84 “A Visitor, A Shortsighted Shooter & The Blame Game”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#84] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy windy week, only this time we’ve had what you’d call a genuine alien sighting, yep, right here on the farm – added to that I’ve been in the center of a welfare case and a heated...

  18. The Ned Natter Show Episode #83 “Psychedelics, Clichés, Bricks & Ticks”  

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#83] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a very hot week and that’s just the weather – but tempers were flying after I had a crackdown and reclaimed me farm, well almost – some things never change around here - added to that I think me...

  19. The Ned Natter Show Episode #82 “Peanut Weapons, Scorch Marks & Gluttony”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#82] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a windy week, yep that’s the weather, not the wife’s endless pizza munching, added to that we haven’t got any ums and errs here, oh no just the cold hard facts and a bunch of weird neighbors…

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  20. The Ned Natter Show Episode #81 “A Proposal, Arson, Weight Gain & Spies”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#81] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a wet and windy week, added to that we’ve still got sculptor Wilma’s mother Winnie Winklestein staying in the farmhouse – to be honest three crows nesting in me living room is too much to bear –...

  21. The Ned Natter Show Episode #80 “A Wedding, A Dentist, Pasta & Sicilians”  

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#80] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we had a pleasant event for a change, yep, me Ferrari obsessed over-priced tractor mechanic Luigi Spaghettori tied the knot with Wilma the stone sculptor and former...

  22. The Ned Natter Show Episode #79 “Peanuts, Reincarnation, Headlines & Stupidity”  

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#79] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start Season Number Seven and it’s been a wet and windy start to the week of course I’m chatting about the weather not the wife – added to that…

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  23. The Ned Natter Show Episode #78 “Stolen Greens, Bookies, Naps & Pests”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#78] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show SEASON FINALE, where life is short. Smile while you still have teeth! Elsie and Beyondit are well and truly stuffed this week by Frank “The Stuffer Fan” from the Cougar Dating…

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  24. The Ned Natter Show Episode #77 “Get Rich Quick, Seniors, Scams & Death”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#76] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show where if you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me! Ned’s nightmare is full of stuffer dates with the sofa-dwelling human eating zombies - and Ned’s Sagacious…

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  25. The Ned Natter Show Episode #76 “Visitors, Allergies, Carnivals & Deception”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#76] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show If you want to call a family meeting - turn off the WiFi and sit in the room where it is located! Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan and Toshiko is playing a LOSING game of…

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  26. The Ned Natter Show Episode #75 “Hair, Road Rage, Circles & Space”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#75] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak! Ned’s nightmare is burning up with cabbages and aliens- and Ned’ Sagacious…

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  27. The Ned Natter Show Episode #74 “Infighting, Tension, Chance & Tires”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#74] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show can gravy be considered a beverage! Our special feature is Ned’s Worst Book of The Year Award, with a countdown to the six worst books ever printed in the last year –…

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  28. The Ned Natter Show Episode #73 “Drama, Teeth, Intelligence & Occultism”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#73] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program we’re up to our necks with more drama on The Ned Natter Show than you’d find in a soap opera! Ned’s nightmare has Rush ready and lit for a burning at the stake (and we don’t mean throwing the meat on…

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  29. The Ned Natter Show Episode #72 “Pain, Surgery, Co-habiting & Grubs”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#72] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is crazy because common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it on The Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are full of Nan’s obscene abuse of brother Nelson...

  30. The Ned Natter Show Episode #71 “Lawyers, Inflation, Crypto & More Botox”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#71] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone can HODL (hold on for dear life) on The Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are full of hammers, dogs and slamming doors and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of inflation!...

  31. The Ned Natter Show Episode #70 “Botox, Zapping, Cheating & Spandex”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#70] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has gone whoop-de-do on The Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are rotating in the biggest microwave on earth - and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the word free! Alice...

  32. The Ned Natter Show Episode #69 “Toys, Language, Romance & Manatees”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#69] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is gone kale crazy on the Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are full of manatees and cows and they are not the same thing folks- and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of…

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  33. The Ned Natter Show Episode #68 “Taxis, Dementia, Recalls & Remotes”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#68] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has lost their mind on the Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares have Nan over a barrel and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of dementia. Alice is a happy bunny and treats us…

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  34. The Ned Natter Show Episode #67 “Fugitives, Mummies, Packaging & Camels”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#67] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with low budgets and tight jeans that would make a camel spit and all on the Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are hanging on a thin light and his Sagacious Moment ponders green horned...

  35. The Ned Natter Show Episode #66 “History, Unfriendliness, Cryogenics & Coffee”

    🎙 Ned Natter Show [#66] | Show Notes | 🐔 It’s a BRAND-NEW SEASON 6 and a perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with half-hearted New Year’s Resolutions on the Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are set alight and his Sagacious Moment ponders dismantled history. Alice is toying with the…

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  36. The Ned Natter Show Episode #65 “New Year, Visitors, Fights & Squirrels”  

    Ned Natter Show [#65] | Show Notes | 🐔 It’s a packed program on the Ned Natter Show as the folk’s ring in the New Year and the end of Season 5 and everything is a cock-up, a punch up or just plain nuts! Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up is “Elsie’s New Year Shocker!” and she’s shocking the heck out of…

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  37. The Ned Natter Show Episode #64 “Babysitters, Guests, Cake & Murder”

    Ned Natter Show [#64] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show Ned’s farmhouse is full of stuffers and party guests, yep that’s three days of mayhem! Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares and childhood dreams as fat Santa and then scares the heck out of everyone as she returns with...

  38. The Ned Natter Show Episode #63 “Fairies, Sweaters, Ghouls & Toes”

    Ned Natter Show [#63] | Show Notes | 🐔 Two Medicine Farm is heating up with festive cheer and fear as Ned and Elsie celebrate their wedding anniversary and Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares as the Sugar Plump Fairy on top of New York’s Rockefeller Center’s Christmas Tree – Oh Dear! Ned has a...

  39. The Ned Natter Show Episode #62 “Mice, Rice, Dogs & Saturn”

    Ned Natter Show [#62] | Show Notes | 🐔 Two Medicine Farm is lovely and quiet this week as Elsie and Beyondit are away on a river cruise for seven days of buoyant fun, food and flatulence. However, they are both haunting Ned in in his nightmares as they take over the Daytona 500 racing track in a...

  40. The Ned Natter Show Episode #61 “Patience, Divining, Headstones & Bats”

    Ned Natter Show [#61] | Show Notes | 🐔 Two Medicine Farm is fabulous, fun and all in the Florida sun as the Artist Retreat kicks off with a visit from a couple of snow birds who can’t fly, but should take a flying leap with their artistic expressions. Elsie and Beyondit are layaway’s having…

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  41. The Ned Natter Show Episode #60 “Food, Thanksgiving, Power Bills & Rubber”

    Ned Natter Show [#60] | Show Notes | 🐔 It’s Thanksgiving down here on Two Medicine Farm, Ned’s nightmares are just beginning... The Artist Retreat kicks off with three new members in resident, who are about as dazed and confused about WHO they are, let alone WHY they’re here. Elsie and Beyondit...

  42. The Ned Natter Show Episode #59 “Scientists, Shopping, Pigeonholes & Plastic”  

    Ned Natter Show [#59] | Show Notes | 🐔 In a packed show down here on Two Medicine Farm, Ned’s nightmare’s are zooming out of control in the grocery aisles, with Elsie in hot pursuit... Elsie and Beyondit are still torturing the couch and Nan and Toshiko push old mailman Virgil into a casino…

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  43. The Ned Natter Show Episode #58 “Hedge Layers, Parasites, Pick-Up’s & Supper”  

    Ned Natter Show [#58] | Show Notes | 🐔Ned’s Florida Island AKA Two Medicine Farm is thoroughly beastly this week! Nan goes all out for a Japanese, card sharping, whisky galore supper date with poor USPS mailman Virgil, and Toshiko is hell bent on serving poison cuisine as the reluctant chef and…

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  44. The Ned Natter Show Episode #57 “Sextuplets, Golf, Gravediggers & UFO’s”

    Ned Natter Show [#57] | Show Notes | 🐔Two Medicine Farm is balls deep in trouble this week! Ned’s nightmares take a turn for the worst when Beyondit gives birth to sextuplets and cabbages- OH DEAR! Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones as she juggles her balls, crystal that is- with the Wonders...

  45. The Ned Natter Show Episode #56 “Halloween, Bulls, Witches & Movies”

    Ned Natter Show [#56] | Show Notes | 🐔 It’s an extravaganza of crazy creepy Halloween celebrations and enough tossing and turning of bulls and oranges to start an innuendo club, down here on Two Medicine Farm this week! Ned’s nightmares are invaded by ghouls, witches, wizards, warlocks and...

  46. The Ned Natter Show Episode #55 “Heavyweights, Hummingbirds, Vacations, & Relatives”

    Ned Natter Show [#55] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week feature’s an array of Ned’s relatives turning up from the past, present and future as the “Battle of The Bulge” ensues and Elsie wins hands down at the weigh-in and a round of rabbit punches (a kind of stew) at a whopping knock-out 405lbs on the...

  47. The Ned Natter Show Episode #54 “Ned’s Birthday, Snakes, Smog & Actors”

    Ned Natter Show [#54] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is Ned’s birthday and everyone but Ned is celebrating. Ned’s nightmares involve underwater rappers and hearing weird voices. Ned visits with Young Alice Jones for a nice cuppa of Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about ants that are also...

  48. The Ned Natter Show Episode #53 “Caterpillars, Predators, Knots & Stinks”

    Ned Natter Show [#53] | Show Notes | 🐔 We are hitting Season 5 and Episode 53, with a brand-new round of fantastic farm follies! Ned is fully farming strawberries and cabbages which makes the fields of Two Medicine farm look lovely and colorful! This week’s episode full of goodies that will...

  49. The Ned Natter Show Episode #52 “Matrimony, Graffiti, Hygiene & Botox”

    Ned Natter Show [#52] | Show Notes | 🐔 A major milestone this week as it’s our SEASON #4 FINALE and 52 Weeks of fun and laughter- WOW! Ned changes from poultry farming to fruits and veggies, to everyone’s relief! This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is called “Elsie’s Health Food...

  50. The Ned Natter Show Episode #51 “Paradise, Waxing, Chemtrails & Mailboxes”

    Ned Natter Show [#51] | Show Notes | 🐔 It’s a week of innuendos and wood in about every corner of the show! Ned’s escapes to his own Fantasy Island but wakes to the worst nightmare ever! This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a joint-venture tower of terror event called “Elsie and...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

"Well ‘Ello me lovelies - it’s me Ned Natter with the famously unpasteurized and unfiltered Ned Natter Radio Show - ready to brighten your day! First up it’s great to be here with you again - thanks for your lovely comments and messages - it’s time for a good old natter – but remember I don’t chat about the regular news and current affairs – oh no, I’m here to give you a break from it all - a good laugh - with all 100 Episodes of my Monologues to date posted here so you can listen to all the shows again, yep they’re all saved for you as podcasts at Ned Natter dot com - Yep okay well put everything down - NO everything - I mean YOU too - come on - it’s time for The Ned Natter Show – and ya can’t miss this!"

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