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The Nerd Report Podcast
by Karl Gerber
California Employment Lawyer
Episodes
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Episode 42 : Super Bowl Grape Ball Player makes a guest appearance Episode 42 : Super Bowl Grape Ball Player makes a ...
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer thinks he has a three time Super Bowl player on his show. The guest has an alleged head injury and it goes down hill from there. The guest believes his brain can be congealed through a minotaur head piece sold as if it was 75 pounds of pure silver. It turns out Myron...
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Episode 41: Investigation with Molly Machete Episode 41: Investigation with Molly Machete
Allegedly neutral workplace investigator, Molly Machete (last appeared on Episode 17) wants Karl Gerber, Workplace lawyer to help her bust a slave labor organization. Gerber agrees to help Machete if she will help him bring down Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting and spelled M’n’M. The slave labor...
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Episode 38 : Famous Doctor on Talk Radio is Not a Doctor Episode 38 : Famous Doctor on Talk Radio is Not a Doctor
A syndicated talk show host appears, but Gerber thought the radio talk show personality, Dr. Zhivago was a man. Apparently only the graveyard Dr. Zhivago in the Midwest is a man. Because Dr. Zhivago will not commit the talk radio death knell of pre-recording. Dr. Zhivago is played by different...
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Episode 39 : Brendon Goose is in a Coma, Calls Work 34 Minutes After Shift & is Fired. Comedy Radio Episode 39 : ...
Brendon Goose appears on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show 1-13-19 broadcast on KABC AM 790. Brendon Goose claims he was fired from his job because he had West Nile Virus he picked up while camping at the Salton Sea on a fishing trip in which all of his catches were dead. Although he called...
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Episode 40: Weird Guests on Sketch Comedy Episode 40: Weird Guests on Sketch Comedy
A guest who was supposed to be Polish turns out to talk like a Jamaican. She describes the strike and shutdown of the pallet operation that puts Kopi Luwak coffee beans in tiny zippers embedded in .10 of an inch thick pallets. P a J Butt Crack, III turns out to be person who makes the insertions...
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Episode 37: Karl has a Conversation
Karl Gerber has a conversation with one of the employment lawyers he works with. The lawyer wants Gerber to ask him certain questions which Gerber does. A few interesting facts such as whether strippers are entitled to service fees are divulged. New employment laws for 2019 are covered. The new...
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Episode 36: Karl Gerber goes to New York to find Myron (Matting) Alfombra Episode 36: Karl Gerber goes to New York to...
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer goes to New York to find Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting. Alfombra aka Matting send an impostor on Episode 35 & Egdon Webis randomly appeared when Matting was improperly served a subpoena by Dombass. There is an improper re-enactment of the French Connection and...
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Episode 35: Egdon Webis Drops in by Mistake Episode 35: Egdon Webis Drops in by Mistake
Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting has been subpoenaed to the show by Dombass, the inept lawyer, who doesn’t realize subpoenas are for legal cases. Egdon Webis wonders in looking for an egg while his dog is socializing across the street. He also hopes to meet Dr. Zhivago who hosts a talk show…
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Episode 33: Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Takes Live Callers Episode 33: Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Takes Live Cal...
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer decides to take live call ins. The first caller turns out to the Rosa Santos Rosenstein. She is not looking forward to a retrial after the mistrial when Rhemus Helms tried to joust Molly Machete to see who would be the jury foreperson. The second caller is a Southern...
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Episode 34: Guest Imposture Appears Episode 34: Guest Imposture Appears
Myron Alfombra of Queens Carpets (they make ever growing berber rugs for townhouses and toupees out of the same material) is supposed to appear in order to answer certain questions. Instead, an imposture comes. The professional imposture tells stories about his famous gigs including a Vanishing...
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Episode 32: 25th Anniversary Special Guest Rhemus Helms Discloses How His Penis Was Infringed Episode 32: 25th Annive...
Rhemus Helms helps Karl Gerber celebrate his 25th year anniversary as an employee lawyer. It is discovered that on the same day Gerber was sworn in as a California lawyer an unauthorized mold of Rhemus Helms’ genital was taken at a New York party at the Hotel Delmonico by a man with a bad Chucky...
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Episode 30: Soldier Escorts Chap Shtick to Korea Episode 30: Soldier Escorts Chap Shtick to Korea
Comedy radio in which it is determined having access to Chap Shtick’s database that tracks each sanitary napkin is what now makes a nation a first world country. The soldier is fired from his job for gong on this particular mission. He was also disciplined for helping fight California wild fires...
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Episode 29: Mad Judge After Rhemus Helms Episode 29: Mad Judge After Rhemus Helms
Judge Beezu batted grapes with her shaky finger before her courtroom was destroyed when Rhemus Helms and Molly Machete rode their horses into the jury room in order to joust for the role of foreperson in the Santos Rosenstein v. Glickman controlled standby lawsuit Dombass ineptly defended, but…
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Episode 28: Halloween Radio Show About Vintage Los Angeles Episode 28: Halloween Radio Show About Vintage Los Angeles
Karl Gerber, Workplace lawyers gets Star Light into Rhemus Helms’ Day 3 of 6 Halloween Party. She is dressed like Star Bright. They find Hinita Orchid Helms in an underground phallic shaped bunker lying in a state of boredom. Star Light attempts to resurrect her with a Ouija Board while singing…
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Episode 27: 11 Year Pregnancy Episode 27: 11 Year Pregnancy
Tinita Gravita I has been accommodated at Organic Ostrich during her lengthy pregnancy which turns out to be 11 years. Apparently she lost a game of office chair wars and had to engage in activities with a Skinlit. The fixer has pulled the strings to her chair, but she was denied the…
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Episode 26 - Dog Fights and Races at Food Manufacturer Episode 26 – Dog Fights and Races at Food Manufacturer
Meche Ga Dogma thinks she is fired from her job because she served on a jury. The job is at Organic Ostrich the makers of soy drums that contain 90% feather feed. Ms. Dogma brings her pit bulls to the live KABC AM 790 radio show. The dogs roam the studio, destroy a leather couch, and bark...
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Episode 25: Who is the Emperor of the Inland Empire? Episode 25: Who is the Emperor of the Inland Empire?
Comedy Radio heard live on KABC AM790 October 7, 2018. An Inland Empire woman is fired from her job for leaving work to vote in the uptenth runoff election for the Assistant Dope Waxer in Hell Hole Palms. Many, “Big” issues are discussed including who might be the emperor of the Inland Empire…
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Episode 24 - Aging Truant Officer & The Iranian Diaper Crisis - Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Episode 24 –...
A near 80 year old truant officer is not hired at an unorthodox school (The University) for geniuses. The school never takes applications, and prefers to recruit the living and dead if they are sufficiently odd. Officer Lines’ career highlight was providing immunity to Gerber’s younger brother...
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Episode 23 - Non-Human Religious Discrimination at Work Episode 23 – Non-Human Religious Discrimination at Work
Skinlit appears on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show claiming religious discrimination from Nouvella Vague Gaming where he is a character in a VR game. He is a member of the Lemon Drops, a religious sect residing below the surface of the earth. Gerber and Skinlit ultimately do a duet of Why...
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Episode 22 - Depo Prep for Sexual Harassment Episode 22 – Depo Prep for Sexual Harassment
Heard on KABC AM790 9-16-18. The deponent is advised to bring a lot of cash to her deposition for parking, lunch, and pain relievers. She ponders whether she should leave for Century City after the Culver City radio show recording, or leave her home 12 miles away in North Hollywood before 4 AM to...
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Episode 21 - Phone Sex Operator Fired Getting Daughter From School When Suspended Episode 21 – Phone Sex Operator F...
Cindy D. has been fired from her job at Underground Operators where she is a phone sex operator. She had to pick up her daughter twice when she was suspended from school. She missed another day enrolling her daughter, who tested gifted, in a new school for the highly gifted. Cindy D. appeared on...
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Episode 20 – Mold Infested Apartment & Sanitary Napkins
Star Bright considers a class action against her employer, Mildew Rentals, because she is being paid sub-minimum wage, not paid for overtime, and receiving an illegal rent credit because it exceeds the lawful limits of a rent credit in California. Otherwise, she is enjoying married life with Chap...
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Episode 19 : MISSED MEAL BREAKS DUE TO REQUIRED MASSAGES Episode 19 : Missed Meal Breaks Due to Required Massages
Chap works for Cyclops Security managing a database of each sanitary napkin the US Army distributes in Afghanistan before XIO415 (the company that bored an employee to death in episode 17) bought it out. His manager Molly Machete (ex-water boarder) demands pressure services on her back 5 minutes...
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Episode 18 - Sleazy Lawyer Dombass Rips Clients Off Episode 18 – Sleazy Lawyer Dombass Rips Clients Off
Dombass’ office is in back of a nuru massage clinic founded by a famous nuru nurse. The nurse and Rhemus Helms conceived Hinita Orchid Helms in the very chair Dombass now uses to rip off clients, and receive occasional massages. Gerber cannot reconcile Dombass’ lack of ethics and learnings of the...
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Episode 17 : Employee is Literally Bored to Death Episode 17 : Employee is Literally Bored to Death
Comedy radio, Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer show heard on 790 AM KABC every Sunday 7:00 to 8:00 Pacific Time! Third party neutral investigator (although paid exorbitantly by both sides) investigates a case of death by boredom in the workplace. The victim is at least one of the people Rhemus Helms...
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California Employment Lawyer
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