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The Netflix Martyrs
by The Netflix Martyrs
Netflix is full of awful movies. If it's an unnecessary sequel, features a washed up celeb or stars a pro wrestler, we'll watch it.
Episodes
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Episode 11 - Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
Episode 11 - Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life Yep, that's the poster. We get real serious this week about a Lifetime Original Movie about one family being destroyed by an overbearing asshole mother played by an actress who has appeared naked in films no less than three times. Also: Finally a…
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Episode 10 - Branded
Episode 10 - Branded The Netflix Martyrs sell out this week with Branded - a film about the evils of, uh, mascots? We talk cow sacrifices, marketing superheroes uncomfortable car sex and the second coming of Audrey Hepburn, Leelee Sobieski. Starring: Ed Stoppard, Leelee Sobieski, Max von Sydow,...
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Episode 09 - Aeon Flux
Episode 09 - Aeon Flux Starring: Charlize Theron, Johnny Lee Miller, Frances McDormand Crimes: Being completely baffling, attempting to out-anime an anime, hilarious costuming, the main character being a walking Deus ex Machina, the main character hitting Resident Evil levels of untouchable...
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Episode 08 - LOL
Episode 08 - LOL Starring: Miley Cyrus, Demi Moore, Thomas Jane, Fischer Stevens, Gina Gershon, Ashley Greene Crimes: Having a Hank Hill pancake ass, twerking on Beetlejuice, Tank Girl hair...wait what? Who? What movie? I didn't even know Miley Cyrus existed before this week. Direct Download
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Episode 07 - Sudden Death
Episode 07 - Sudden Death Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Powers Boothe Crimes: NONE YOU IDIOT. Once lame June ends then the true holiday month can begin - JUNE-CLAUDE VAN DAMME. Okay I guess if there's one crime it's being a bit too Die Hard-y but is that so bad? (No.) Direct Download
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Episode 06 - The Golden Child
Episode 06 - The Golden Child Starring: Eddie Murphy, Charles Dance, Victor Wong, James Hong, Charlotte Lewis, J.L. Reate Crimes: Eddie Murphy doing lazy Beverly Hills Cop, abysmal headwear, more racism, oatmeal as a plot device, Dragon rape, sullying the good voice of Dr. Claw, the weirdest...
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Episode 05 - Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Episode 05 - Teaching Mrs. Tingle Starring: Helen Mirren, Katie Holmes, Jeffrey Tambor, Barry Watson, Michael McKean, Marisa Coughlin. Crimes: Poor understanding of how schools work, poorer understanding of how scholarships work, magically appearing crossbows, the irony of incorrectly using…
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Episode 04 - Vibrations
Episode 04 - Vibrations Starring: Christina Applegate, Paige Turco, Scott Cohen, James Marshall. Crimes: TJ's hair, taking a ridiculous premise extremely serious, random redneck attacks, improper handling of construction equipment, improper handling of welding equipment, improper handling of…
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Halfisode 04 - Rock Beats Everything
Halfisode 04 - Rock Beats Everything The gang talks about wrestlers making the transition to movies. Are they awesome like The Rock? Or are they, well, everyone else? Direct Download
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Episode 03 - Bounty Hunters
Episode 03 - Bounty Hunters Starring: Trish Stratus, Boomer Philips, Frank Zupancic Crimes: Virulent sexism; offensive to Asians, Italians, people who like good things; an overload of fan-service, upskirts, downshirts, catfights, main characters who are massive hypocrites, uninteresting actions...
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Halfisode 03 - MPDG
Halfisode 03 - MPDG This week: Spinning off of our "Elizabethtown" episode, we get a little weird with the concept of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Film criticism and philosophy make a surprise cameo. Song of the Week: Allo Darlin' - Woody Allen Direct Download
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Episode 02 - Elizabethtown
Episode 02 - Elizabethtown Starring: Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Jessica Biel, Judy Greer, Paula Deen Crimes: Overdosing on "Manic Pixie Dream Girl," trying to make Orlando Bloom a leading man, making us feel embarrassed for Susan Sarandon, crimes against accents,...
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Netflix is full of awful movies. If it's an unnecessary sequel, features a washed up celeb or stars a pro wrestler, we'll watch it.
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