The Never Relevant Podcast

Episodes

1. 17

   Special Episode: Demon House

   This week Patrick and Hugh descend into madness as they watch the not at all acclaimed documentary by renowned dick Zac Bagins. Watch as a man harasses a community of oppressed minorities and extorts them to agree with his crackpot theories.

   Mar 13, 2019

   1h 36m
2. 16

   Holiday Special: A Christmas Horror Story

   Due to nobody's negligence we are bringing you a Christmas special episode. Join us in watching four terrible Christmas tales blended together to give a paycheck to William Shatner.

   Feb 26, 2019

   1h 40m
3. 15

   Special Episode: F the Prom

   Hey all, sorry for the long hiatus we have been out for reasons that are our own. We are back with a new episode with our returning unnamed special guest to see a bunch of youtubers portray the schools they dropped out of run by maybe the worst person ever.

   Feb 12, 2019

   1h 30m
4. 14

   Holiday Special: Gremlins

   Put on some glasses, shun water, and no eating before midnight, lest these three hosts turn into gross lizard versions of themselves. The penultimate holiday special is here as we gather around the screeching radiator to watch Gremlins.

   Jan 8, 2019

   1h 47m
5. 13

   Holiday Special: Blackchristmas

   Drunken chaperones, permed sorority girls, and stuffed octopi join us in this scary Christmas tale. Join us in watching Black Christmas.

   Jan 2, 2019

   1h 40m
6. 12

   Season 2 Ep 4: Dagger of the Mind

   In this very posh and refined episode of Columbo we travel to the mystical realm of England. There Columbo is beset on all side by the wealthy and must determine which to gaslight and eventually destroy. Join us in "The Dagger of the Mind"

   Dec 17, 2018

   1h 33m
7. 11

   Columbo Season 2 ep 2: The Greenhouse Jungle

   In a conspiracy of drawer guns, gun plants, hunky Tony's and an ever present Columbo, this week Columbo tackles an all new challenge of a "partner" as well as a slightly inclined hill.

   Dec 14, 2018

   1h 15m
8. 10

   Columbo ep 5: The second return of columbo

   After a long month of spooking the boys return to their favorite show Colombo! We are introduced into the new and space age architecture of rectangles. This weeks episode is "A blueprint for murder".

   Nov 13, 2018

   1h 16m
9. 9

   Spooktober Ep 5: Nightmare on Elm Street

   To complete the Spooktober season we are finishing strong with Wes Craven's classic "Nightmare on Elm street." Next episode we release will be a return to Columbo.

   Nov 5, 2018

   1h 37m
10. 8

    Spooktober Ep 4: Nightbreed

    In the fourth installment of Spooktober we again dig deep into the mind of Clive Barker and immediately wish we had hazmat suits, or at least some hand sanitizer.

    Nov 5, 2018

    2h 03m
11. 7

    Spooktober Ep3: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

    If you thought Hellraiser 2 was a nightmarish, confusing half story then we have found the movie to prove you don't know what you are talking about. John, Hugh and Patrick are joined by Matthew Mcconaughey and Renee Zelwiger to fight the Illuminati in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 The next...

    Oct 22, 2018

    1h 52m
12. 6

    Spooktober Ep2: Hellraiser 2 (don't ask about Hellraiser 1)

    Join Hugh, John, Patrick, and an unnamed guest as we watch Hellraiser 2. Just a heads up this one gets pretty gross.

    Oct 15, 2018

    1h 43m
13. 5

    Spooktober Ep1: Halloween (1978)

    For the month of Spooktober Hugh, John and Patrick venture into the realm of the scary. We will be releasing five special commentaries this month over classic horror films. We begin with John Carpenter's Halloween 1978, and shiver at the menacing form of The Shape.

    Oct 8, 2018

    1h 35m
14. 4

    Columbo Ep 4: The Return to a Watchable Show

    John has returned to us in our 4th episode of Columbo. (Don't ask about the 3rd). This episode we peel back the surface of Columbo's life to see how the world's greatest detective truly lives. The title of the Columbo episode is "Suitable for Framing".

    Oct 1, 2018

    1h 16m
15. 3

    Special Episode: 13 Reasons Why

    This week Hugh, Patrick and an Unnamed Special guest join us in a very unfortunate episode. John is out this week so we threw on whatever we could find. CONTENT WARNING "13 Reasons Why" uses rape, sexual assault, suicide, emotional abuse and other very serious issues to tell a very mundane and...

    Oct 1, 2018

    57m
16. 2

    Columbo Ep 2: TV Glasses

    Join us in our second episode where we see a great contest of detectives. The name of the Columbo episode is "Death Lends a Hand."

    Sep 28, 2018

    1h 19m
17. 1

    Columbo Ep 1: The Origin Of Gremlin Weed

    Hugh, Patrick, and John set out on a Journey of watching the world's greatest detective in his many adventures. Columbo episode Titled "Murder by the Book".

    Sep 25, 2018

    1h 26m