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The Nick Abbot Habit

by LBC

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

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Episodes

  1. Pleasing themselves

    In these clips, Smugg was creeping about, we had a recipe for heavenly potatoes, we found why Bob was our uncle, and there was a lack of protest about something we should have been protesting about

  2. Doing the boop-and-go

    In these clips, credit card companies do something alarming, a new set of restrictive laws were passed and there was a problem with insects

  3. The best PM we ever had?

    In these clips, there was porn in parliament, Smugg was posting creepy notes, Nadine Dorries showed how across her brief she was, and Elon Musk bought something to ruin.

  4. Boris goes to jail

    In these clips from 2022, local elections were around the corner, a man looked at something he shouldn't have and we laughed at the prospect of a Liz Truss government.

  5. Splashing out

    In these clips, a caller was concerned about sludge, a man splashed out on his pool, and there was an incident in the British Virgin Islands.

  6. Tasteless

    In these clips, we turned our noses up at food, there was a lot of partying going on, and we were mesmerised by an MPs 'do.

  7. The Bamboozling Homunculus

    In these clips, I recall an encounter with a laser, Hazza was getting some stick, and there was a lot of Fabergé about.

  8. A bit of positivity

    In these clips, Mr Blobby talked to the economy, some royals went on holiday and I recount a painful procedure

  9. The whatabouts

    In these clips, we were introduced to a new fruit, Nadine said something silly, and Mr Blobby went to India

  10. The Naked Fabby

    In these clips, we were obsessing about a certain curiously topped MP, there was a LOT of Hazza and Sparkles stories and Mr Blobby was on tour

  11. What three things?

    In these clips, we were talking about a certain person's hair (not that one), I had a fuel bill shock, and there was an odd Nessie sighting.

  12. A hair don't

    In this episode from Easter 2022, we were marvelling at a certain PMs "hair", I pick a fight with Julia Roberts and Hazza was in his element.

  13. Fishi Fishi Binks

    In these clips, Boris Johnson was presented with a china chicken, I make a prediction about Don Snoreleone after he lost to Joe Biden and a man has an awakening.

  14. Jabba the Gut

    In these clips, a monkey's scrolling went viral, there was talk of a windfall tax, a Russian ship got into difficulty, and we heard a Star Wars origin story

  15. Dim Don Dumb

    In these clips from Easter 2022, there's a reception problem, we got lost in a city and we were all let out again.

  16. The non-dom ding-dong

    In these clips carrying on from the last episode, a woman had a dream about Pickles (not the food) and Mr Blobby went to Ukraine

  17. The traffic jam to end then all

    In these clips from two different shows from four years ago, we were talking about Fishi's financial affairs, I have a conspiracy theory and we hear about retired sheep.

  18. The slap heard around the world

    In these clips, we got a bill for £37 billion, a person in Spain had wind and a lady had a problem with her phone

  19. The Prince of Fails

    In these clips from 2022, Fishi Sunak was keeping his options open, we heard about a bee-friendly bomb and there was a tale of a golf tantrum

  20. The cost of a bong

    In these clips from 2022, dental patients came together in solidarity, people cheated on Wordle, and Mr Blobby was in the altogether.

  21. Bad do-gooders

    In these clips, I was having a tooth out, a children's amusement was making people angry and we were in a near miss with a celestial object.

  22. Malfunctioning epaulettes

    In these clips following on from last time, it was early 2022 and we found that Sue Grey had a previous life, a man shouted at a street, and we thought about calling the police on the police

  23. Yes we have no cake

    In these clips , there was a bash that wasn't a bash, we were talking about why young people don't vote much and wondered why some people imagine they are born to rule.

  24. Unnaturally papped

    In this episode, Nick goes to the foot of his stairs, Caol wonders why, and they help with shopping trolleys and with paying contactless.

  25. Yummy whips

    In these clips we were waiting for a report from a person who may or may not exist, and I predicted a coup by a man in horrible shorts

  26. Doris Bronson strikes back

    In this episode, Meat was past his use-by date, Bat Girl came to town and the catastrophic clown show continued.

  27. What's prime about him?

    In these clips, it was early 2022 people were trying to put out a big dog and the police said they weren't interested in investigating crimes that had happened in the past.

  28. Dogged

    In these clips, the police told us we were to ignore crimes that happened in the past, Mr Blobby was in hiding and there was a plan to save a big dog

  29. What's he good for?

    In these clips, it was a month before Vlad the Insaner launched his Special Operation, Mr. Blobby was being himself, and I predicted our next two PM’s

  30. Pwaargh!

    In these clips, there was a celebrity sighting, we were looking forward to our freedom and there was an identity fail.

  31. Bored Blobby

    In these clips, we were having a heatwave, Mr Blobby made an appointment and we heard where Pink Floyd got their ideas from.

  32. Call me Mr. Fied

    In these clips, a person suggested an improvement to Formula 1, we went looking for indigenous chickens and we heard Tetchy Fagash's greatest hit.

  33. Swedish nuts

    In these clips, there was a silly Olympics story, a national anthem revelation and a man called after a good dinner

  34. Wobble how?

    In these clips, a man in Uxbridge was unsatisfied with his MP, a huge celestial event took place, and the biggest show on Earth was about to begin

  35. The Wobbly Moon

    In these clips, we were still being run by Mr Blobby, zombies were among us and we heard of some cinema criminals. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

  36. A smash and grab raid

    In these clips from five years ago, someone said something controversial about a flag, I had an incident in South Africa and there was an international football tournament going on. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

  37. Wet and bleuchy

    In these clips from five years ago, there was a lovely tale about monkeys in South Africa and Super Sajman Jav executed a power stance

  38. An animalistic roar

    In these clips, the Euro2020 competition was being played in 2021, because of The Invisible Menace, England had won a game and a lady confessed she was mobile-free. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

  39. The glorious sound of a ticket machine

    In these clips following on from last time, we were talking about the wonderful sounds of old public transport, there was a big meeting in Cornwall and England had just played Ukraine.

  40. A lot of underwear under there.

    In these clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event on the horizon, I was almost brought down by a biscuit and there was a big conflab in Cornwall. Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

  41. The whacky waving inflatable tube man

    In these clips from 2021, there was a surprisingly similar weather to ours now, the Village Idiot was getting some stick and so were footballers, and a picture of the Queen was placed somewhere strange. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

  42. Turning the clock back

    In these clips from 2021, there was talk of getting engaged (not that type) and from 2019 of a prince in an inappropriate pace (not that Prince)

  43. New Balls please!

    In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.

  44. A machine ate my homework

    In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint, which wouldn’t seem shocking now.

  45. Cutting a rocker's hair

    In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.

  46. Mr Blobby is chocolate pudding

    In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.

  47. Picking up a rock star

    In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.

  48. The Fun Plane

    In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirking The Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production

  49. The man who knows everything

    In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways

  50. Not much COP

    In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

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