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The Nick Abbot Habit

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

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  1. 401

    The Prince of Fails

    In these clips from 2022, Fishi Sunak was keeping his options open, we heard about a bee-friendly bomb and there was a tale of a golf tantrum

  2. 400

    The cost of a bong

    In these clips from 2022, dental patients came together in solidarity, people cheated on Wordle, and Mr Blobby was in the altogether.

  3. 399

    Bad do-gooders

    In these clips, I was having a tooth out, a children's amusement was making people angry and we were in a near miss with a celestial object.

  4. 398

    Malfunctioning epaulettes

    In these clips following on from last time, it was early 2022 and we found that Sue Grey had a previous life, a man shouted at a street, and we thought about calling the police on the police

  5. 397

    Yes we have no cake

    In these clips , there was a bash that wasn't a bash, we were talking about why young people don't vote much and wondered why some people imagine they are born to rule.

  6. 396

    Unnaturally papped

    In this episode, Nick goes to the foot of his stairs, Caol wonders why, and they help with shopping trolleys and with paying contactless.

  7. 395

    Yummy whips

    In these clips we were waiting for a report from a person who may or may not exist, and I predicted a coup by a man in horrible shorts

  8. 394

    Doris Bronson strikes back

    In this episode, Meat was past his use-by date, Bat Girl came to town and the catastrophic clown show continued.

  9. 393

    What's prime about him?

    In these clips, it was early 2022 people were trying to put out a big dog and the police said they weren't interested in investigating crimes that had happened in the past.

  10. 392

    Dogged

    In these clips, the police told us we were to ignore crimes that happened in the past, Mr Blobby was in hiding and there was a plan to save a big dog

  11. 391

    What's he good for?

    In these clips, it was a month before Vlad the Insaner launched his Special Operation, Mr. Blobby was being himself, and I predicted our next two PM’s

  12. 390

    Pwaargh!

    In these clips, there was a celebrity sighting, we were looking forward to our freedom and there was an identity fail.

  13. 389

    Bored Blobby

    In these clips, we were having a heatwave, Mr Blobby made an appointment and we heard where Pink Floyd got their ideas from.

  14. 388

    Call me Mr. Fied

    In these clips, a person suggested an improvement to Formula 1, we went looking for indigenous chickens and we heard Tetchy Fagash's greatest hit.

  15. 387

    Swedish nuts

    In these clips, there was a silly Olympics story, a national anthem revelation and a man called after a good dinner

  16. 386

    Wobble how?

    In these clips, a man in Uxbridge was unsatisfied with his MP, a huge celestial event took place, and the biggest show on Earth was about to begin

  17. 385

    The Wobbly Moon

    In these clips, we were still being run by Mr Blobby, zombies were among us and we heard of some cinema criminals.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

  18. 384

    A smash and grab raid

    In these clips from five years ago, someone said something controversial about a flag, I had an incident in South Africa and there was an international football tournament going on. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

  19. 383

    Wet and bleuchy

    In these clips from five years ago, there was a lovely tale about monkeys in South Africa and Super Sajman Jav executed a power stance

  20. 382

    An animalistic roar

    In these clips, the Euro2020 competition was being played in 2021, because of The Invisible Menace, England had won a game and a lady confessed she was mobile-free. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

  21. 381

    The glorious sound of a ticket machine

    In these clips following on from last time, we were talking about the wonderful sounds of old public transport, there was a big meeting in Cornwall and England had just played Ukraine.

  22. 380

    A lot of underwear under there.

    In these clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event on the horizon, I was almost brought down by a biscuit and there was a big conflab in Cornwall.Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

  23. 379

    The whacky waving inflatable tube man

    In these clips from 2021, there was a surprisingly similar weather to ours now, the Village Idiot was getting some stick and so were footballers, and a picture of the Queen was placed somewhere strange.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

  24. 378

    Turning the clock back

    In these clips from 2021, there was talk of getting engaged (not that type) and from 2019 of a prince in an inappropriate pace (not that Prince)

  25. 377

    New Balls please!

    In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.

  26. 376

    A machine ate my homework

    In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint, which wouldn’t seem shocking now.

  27. 375

    Cutting a rocker's hair

    In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.

  28. 374

    Mr Blobby is chocolate pudding

    In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.

  29. 373

    Picking up a rock star

    In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.

  30. 372

    The Fun Plane

    In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirkingThe Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production

  31. 371

    The man who knows everything

    In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways

  32. 370

    Not much COP

    In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.

  33. 369

    Explaining tennis

    In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt

  34. 368

    Is it coming home?

    In these clips from 2021, 'twas the night before a football game, there was a history whitewash underway and we heard a suggestion for a PM substitute

  35. 367

    Minimising the kissing

    In these clips from Summer 2021, there was a story about chickens and we were wondering what would happen if everyone put the kettle on simultaneously during half-time.

  36. 366

    Football this, football that

    In these clips from 2021, we had a big game coming up, we were about to be let out and Jacob Smugg became a rapper

  37. 365

    Getting football done

    In these follow-up clips from last time, it was the eve of the Euro 2020 final, we heard of a hero in space and a Danish couple had an English experience

  38. 364

    We're going to win!

    It was Spring 2021 and Mr Blobby was in power, we were getting jabbed and there was a big football match to play.

  39. 363

    The "B Arc"

    In these clips from 2021, Mr Blobby was doing his best, footballers were being booed, and I made a prediction that hasn't come true...yet.

  40. 362

    The roadmap to normal

    It was Spring 2021 and we were about to be let outside, I invented a food item and Mr Blobby took a holiday

  41. 361

    A royal eye test

    In these clips from 2019, a royal personage had a scrape, another one wore a controversial hat and I got a right ear full.

  42. 360

    Go faster!

    In these clips from five years ago, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace and an important football match was played in an odd place, and we found where Donald Trump got his bleach idea from.

  43. 359

    Deciding to be amused

    In these clips, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace, the government had no apparent strategy and Donald Trump had just lost an election.

  44. 358

    The price of a pint (Part 2)

    In this weeks clips, we were bored of redecorations, appalled by a sandwich and we found out why beer costs so much.

  45. 357

    The price of a pint

    In these clips from five years ago, Matt Hancock tried crying, I wondered who was going to replace Bodger Johnson and I couldn't believe the cost of a round.

  46. 356

    The vacuum of integrity

    In these clips, i had spotted a spaghetti reference in space, Bodger enjoyed a home glow-up and his fiance was incandescent.

  47. 355

    Boris's Banana Boots

    In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.

  48. 354

    No shame!

    In these clips, we heard about a big dog, a man looked at the sun, and a brainiac left with a box.

  49. 353

    The nomadic caveman look.

    In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.

  50. 352

    Haven't we been good?

    In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

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