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The Nick Abbot Habit

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

  1. 401

    Wet and bleuchy

    In these clips from five years ago, there was a lovely tale about monkeys in South Africa and Super Sajman Jav executed a power stance

  2. 400

    An animalistic roar

    In these clips, the Euro2020 competition was being played in 2021, because of The Invisible Menace, England had won a game and a lady confessed she was mobile-free. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

  3. 399

    The glorious sound of a ticket machine

    In these clips following on from last time, we were talking about the wonderful sounds of old public transport, there was a big meeting in Cornwall and England had just played Ukraine.

  4. 398

    A lot of underwear under there.

    In these clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event on the horizon, I was almost brought down by a biscuit and there was a big conflab in Cornwall.Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

  5. 397

    The whacky waving inflatable tube man

    In these clips from 2021, there was a surprisingly similar weather to ours now, the Village Idiot was getting some stick and so were footballers, and a picture of the Queen was placed somewhere strange.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

  6. 396

    Turning the clock back

    In these clips from 2021, there was talk of getting engaged (not that type) and from 2019 of a prince in an inappropriate pace (not that Prince)

  7. 395

    New Balls please!

    In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.

  8. 394

    A machine ate my homework

    In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint, which wouldn’t seem shocking now.

  9. 393

    Cutting a rocker's hair

    In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.

  10. 392

    Mr Blobby is chocolate pudding

    In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.

  11. 391

    Picking up a rock star

    In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.

  12. 390

    The Fun Plane

    In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirkingThe Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production

  13. 389

    The man who knows everything

    In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways

  14. 388

    Not much COP

    In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.

  15. 387

    Explaining tennis

    In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt

  16. 386

    Is it coming home?

    In these clips from 2021, 'twas the night before a football game, there was a history whitewash underway and we heard a suggestion for a PM substitute

  17. 385

    Minimising the kissing

    In these clips from Summer 2021, there was a story about chickens and we were wondering what would happen if everyone put the kettle on simultaneously during half-time.

  18. 384

    Football this, football that

    In these clips from 2021, we had a big game coming up, we were about to be let out and Jacob Smugg became a rapper

  19. 383

    Getting football done

    In these follow-up clips from last time, it was the eve of the Euro 2020 final, we heard of a hero in space and a Danish couple had an English experience

  20. 382

    We're going to win!

    It was Spring 2021 and Mr Blobby was in power, we were getting jabbed and there was a big football match to play.

  21. 381

    The "B Arc"

    In these clips from 2021, Mr Blobby was doing his best, footballers were being booed, and I made a prediction that hasn't come true...yet.

  22. 380

    The roadmap to normal

    It was Spring 2021 and we were about to be let outside, I invented a food item and Mr Blobby took a holiday

  23. 379

    A royal eye test

    In these clips from 2019, a royal personage had a scrape, another one wore a controversial hat and I got a right ear full.

  24. 378

    Go faster!

    In these clips from five years ago, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace and an important football match was played in an odd place, and we found where Donald Trump got his bleach idea from.

  25. 377

    Deciding to be amused

    In these clips, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace, the government had no apparent strategy and Donald Trump had just lost an election.

  26. 376

    The price of a pint (Part 2)

    In this weeks clips, we were bored of redecorations, appalled by a sandwich and we found out why beer costs so much.

  27. 375

    The price of a pint

    In these clips from five years ago, Matt Hancock tried crying, I wondered who was going to replace Bodger Johnson and I couldn't believe the cost of a round.

  28. 374

    The vacuum of integrity

    In these clips, i had spotted a spaghetti reference in space, Bodger enjoyed a home glow-up and his fiance was incandescent.

  29. 373

    Boris's Banana Boots

    In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.

  30. 372

    No shame!

    In these clips, we heard about a big dog, a man looked at the sun, and a brainiac left with a box.

  31. 371

    The nomadic caveman look.

    In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.

  32. 370

    Haven't we been good?

    In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.

  33. 369

    The Curious Furious.

    In this episode of clips from five years ago, Prince Phillip had just died, people were shopping and protesting, but only one of those was OK, and Twitter showed itself to be an enemy.

  34. 368

    Twitter goes down

    In this episode, there was some flag waving, a woman found a scary pastry, and we had an alarming outage.

  35. 367

    The Space Hippy, Part 2

    In this episode, there was a gnome shortage, we found a curious poll, and we were told what British people want.

  36. 366

    The Space Hippy, Part 1

    In these clips from Spring 2021, there was a lot of scamming about, we were allowed a haircut after months in lockdown, and there was a mystery surrounding a professor off the telly.

  37. 365

    The Grabby Stick of Justice

    It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got some very bad news about hair.

  38. 364

    The penny-farthing delivery service

    In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby was embarrassing us on the world stage, a man was filling in his census, and a lot of people left a lot of rubbish on a rare day out.

  39. 363

    His Imperial Hotness

    In these clips from 2021, we were trying to understand the rules, the lottery paid out £122m, and there was a pre-determined sexiest man contest.

  40. 362

    The shameless clot

    In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what you get for £5000.

  41. 361

    Lego hair

    In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal

  42. 360

    The Fat Particle

    In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.

  43. 359

    Sniffing for newts

    In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.

  44. 358

    Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred

    In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any more.

  45. 357

    A Silly Fishi

    In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather forecast from another time is a bit like taking a holiday, and Fishi Sunak told us what was good for us.

  46. 356

    Million, billion, trillion

    In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.

  47. 355

    The plutocrats wallpaper

    In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.

  48. 354

    The 18th happiest

    In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.

  49. 353

    A hug-free zone

    In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election

  50. 352

    Statues and sausages

    In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the catastrophic clown show of a government

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

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