The Nightmare Signal Podcast
by Derek & Alyssa
Welcome to the nightmare Signal podcast! The show that even gives your paralysis demon second hand embarrassment. Your hosts Derek and Alyssa talk about all things horror from movies, books, creepy stories and anything else that gives you the goosebumps! New episodes every Friday!
Episodes
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Coffee Table, A Special Day, and The Cycle - Let's get traumatized!
This week we're talking about our watches! Alyssa traumatized Derek with Coffee Table, and Derek watched a few new movies! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what...
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Halloween vs Halloween: The Halloween Special
We're talking Halloween (1978) and Halloween (2007) this week! Which one did we like better?!??! Also our boy D.R. has made his return! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting…
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We tried the ranch...
We finally tried the spooky ranch! Did we like it? We also talk about our watches this week which include Carrie, Remain Calm, Biohazard,band more! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a...
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Our 1 year anniversary episode!
It's been 1 whole year since we started this journey, and we're both stoked that you guys have stuck with us so long. On this episode we reflect on ways we've grown and how our tastes in films have changed, and along with our watches Derek drops a bombshell on Alyssa with a hot take on a beloved...
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Alyssa ate fairy guts.
Did we ever find the spooky ranch? Alyssa tells us about her new favorite meal, Derek has finally come over to the B&W film side, and some other stuff I'm blanking on. Its been a long day. We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an...
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I was how old when I saw Hellraiser 2?!?!
What horror films came out the month/year we were born? They're releasing what kind of spooky holiday dipping sauce? Another popcorn update, and more! On today's episode Derek does a small rant about horror gatekeepers, Alyssa talks about this months Movie Clurb, and we find out what they've...
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Episode 50?!?
It's episode 50! We can't believe we've made it this far. Today we talk about Buffet Infinity, Resident Evil (2026), and more! On today's episode Derek does a small rant about horror gatekeepers, Alyssa talks about this months Movie Clurb, and we find out what they've watched over the last month,...
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Playing catch up!
On today's episode Derek does a small rant about horror gatekeepers, Alyssa talks about this months Movie Clurb, and we find out what they've watched over the last month, and what they're looking forward to next! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to…
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28 Years Later: Last ride to the Boner Temple
On this episode we learn how Derek and Alyssa really feel about squirrels, and the duo take one last trip to the boner temple with 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. Can you guess what their rankings are? We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you...
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28 Years Later, Buddy and an Alpha Walk Into A Bar
This week we're talking about the new horror film Buddy, and 28 Years Later! Also is Alyssa going to meet one of her ghoulish boos????!!? Find out on this episode! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to...
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28 Weeks Later and the Bad Decisions of Dumb Dumb Don
This week we're talking about 28 Weeks Later! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email or message with suggestions of things you'd…
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28 Days Later: You can see his weiner
This weeks episode is pretty straight forward. We're talking about one of Derek's all time favorite horror films 28 Days Later! This was Alyssa's first time watching! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free…
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Grave encounters at the worlds fair.
On this weeks episode we talk about our watches, and play MFK with movie theater candy! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email or...
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The Sacrament Of Dick Rash
On this weeks episode Alyssa talks about her experience going to her first Movie Klurb, and Derek rage baits DR with watching the movie The Sacrament. We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a...
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What's the deal with blankets at the theater?
On this episode the duo talk about their opinions on brining blankets to see a movie, edge-lord clowns, Willem Dafoe's giant dong that scared the cast and crew of Antichrist, and an update on the great popcorn conspiracy! Oh and Derek watched that Hippo movie.
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Alyssa & Derek vs. The Evil Dead: The Requel
Today we're talking about the Evil Dead reboot sequels, and revealing our rankings of all the films! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us…
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Alyssa & Derek vs. The Evil Dead
This week we're talking about the first 3 Evil Dead movies! Were they as bad a Derek remembered? Did Alyssa find a new "Boo" that isn't ghoulish??!?! You'll have to listen to find out! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an...
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He's got a smooth ass
Derek admits he's got a fly in his head, and Alyssa asks "what kind of villain would you be if you could be one?" We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think...
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That was in someone's butt...
Alyssa went to the Oddities and Curiosities Expo, and saw some cool stuff! Derek was just happy to be here. We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or…
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Two Guys and a Doppelganger
On this weeks episode we're talking Leviticus, Alyssa's tinfoil hat conspiracy that movie theaters made her hate popcorn, Derek talking about whatever it was that he brought to the table, and more! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't...
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He was a spider boi, she said see you later boi.
Alyssa's friends lied about what was in the pumpkin patch, Derek mourns the loss of one of his favorite musicians, the duo read fan answers, and they probably talk about a bunch of other irrelevant things. We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so…
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She's The Captain Now
Yarrrrgghhh!!! On this episode Alyssa is driving the ship! They talk about their thoughts on Backrooms, Alyssa gives a class on NR and X rated movies, and Derek tell a story about almost drowning and rehousing his attack tarantula. We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one!...
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The Birds and the Butterflies
Alyssa saw birds, some butterflies, and had a margarita! Derek finally got to watch Obsession with NO ONE TALKING THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE! And do we think horror is saving cinemas??? We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an…
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D.R. Returns: Are we obsessed with Obsession?
This one's a long one! The one and only Dick Rash joins us once again to talk Obsession! Alyssa and Derek both saw Passenger. Was it good??? Find out on this episode! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free…
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Dick Rash: Cicada Survivor
On this special episode we have THE Dick Rash filling in for Alyssa! Come listen to us dive into some real life horrors where he discusses his non denominational upbringing. We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and…
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Hard Pack Arse Cream
Who was it that upset Derek with all the rain? Was it Little Moe with the gimpy leg? What did Alyssa buy that someone could stash their weed in? Find out all the answers on today's episode of The Nightmare Signal Podcast! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget...
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Whoa, there's boobies in this!
Alyssa and Derek talk about the amazing and phenomenal Ice Cream Man from 1995, Derek gets excited about seeing boobies in Event Horizon, and while talking about Hokum, Derek tells Alyssa about Kerkey asking Dick Rash "why's it so big!?" We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want...
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Night Vision Basics with Buffalo Bill
On this episode Derek talks about Lee Cronins: The Mummy, and Alyssa talks about one of her favorite films The Silence of the Lambs! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us...
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She likes em ghoulish
Derek has a thought, Alyssa confesses her love for ghouls, and someone actually wrote us an email! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an...
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Clint Eastwood Was Her Favorite Batman
I'll fill all of this in later. ILY TTYL.
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They don't make em like they used too
Woah! 25 episodes! On this one we discuss a video from HeartGodMedia over on YouTube that asks the question "Why is modern horror not as re-watchable as older films." There's also some musical talk, something about a fugglers button butthole, and other stuff! We also have stickers! Follow the…
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Forbidden Fruits & Fever Dream Pets Shops
This week Derek saved a turtle while simultaneously upsetting the elderly, Alyssa saw a movie about forbidden fruit at the mall and something about mean girl witches??? They talk about The Twilight Zone movie, and the death behind it. We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one!...
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1 Guy and a Pole
More backrooms talk, a gruesome story, an insanely creepy short film, and more! We also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email or message…
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Azuba? Azubu? Labubu?
This week we talk about some horror news, and how we felt after watching Undertone! Oh we also have stickers! Follow the links below if you want one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email or...
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Kevin's Bacon Boner
Happy Friday the 13th dudes! On this episode we talk about the first Friday the 13th and ask the question of "why did they keep Kevin Bacon's boner in the movie!!??" They talk about the new indie horror film Dolly, Watchers, Ready or not and more! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an...
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Ring! Ring! It's The Scream-a-thon B**ch!
On this episode the duo rank, and attempt to talk about all the Scream films! There's a lot of fun stuff in this one! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email or message with suggestions of things...
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Weird Noises and Liminal Spaces
On this episode the duo talk about accents, the Faces of Death, and the Backrooms trailers along with many other things! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email or message with suggestions of…
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A Retake on the Remakes of the Reboots
Happy Mardi Gras! Alyssa talks about her change of heart on remakes, Derek talks about watching Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die!, and a bunch of other stuff that I can't remember because it's been a long week. So we'll find out together! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and…
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Love dolls, reboots, and adolescent rashes
On this episode Derek and Alyssa talk about love dolls at the funeral home, hot takes on remakes/reboots, wasting time on a terrible movie, and how good The Plague was! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send...
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Chocolate Coffins and Hotdog Bun Shaped Caskets
In this episode Alyssa does a small unboxing, and Derek compares caskets to a hotdog bun. We talk collectable movie tickets, our watches this week, and we discuss whether or not we want to dive head first into the Poohniverse! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to...
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Funeral Home Etiquette Should Be Practiced In Theaters
It's cold AF! On this episode we talk about death, funeral homes, people who won't shut the f**k in the movie theater, and more! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email or message with suggestions...
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What's stranger than a primate with rabies? Friendship.
Alyssa makes her return to the podcast and it's her birthday! We open gifts and talk Primate, David Lynch, Stranger Things, The Bone Temple, and more! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email or...
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Daddy likes that juice from the bone temple - Minisode 1
This week we couldn't get around to recording because Derek was possessed by a demon child, and Alyssa was lost in the void. Once Kerley performed an exorcism on Derek using daddies juice they both found the strength to see a movie and record a mini episode for all of you! Don't forget to follow…
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Only A Mad God Would Allow These Two Together
On this episode Kerley (Flying Raccoon Suit, KerleyStudios) fills in for Alyssa while she's out. Derek does his best to keep things on track, and is MOSTLY successful. Kerley expresses his love for Skinamarink, and Derek talks about his mind blowing experience with the Shudder exclusive Mad God....
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Jack Black Giveth and Jack Black Taketh
Happy new year! Derek watched Anaconda (2025), FNAF 1/2, and Alyssa watched the OG How on Haunted Hill, plus we talk about our favorite watches of the year! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email...
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We need to watch more movies...
Merry Christmas! We're releasing this episode a couple of days early!
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There's Razor Blades In The Bread
Razor blades in the bread. Box full of tapes. Kids can see ghosts. I'm too tired to come up with anything else. It's almost 2 am. I just want to sleep. Why are you doing this to me? Just listen to the episode and find out for yourself. I love you. Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an...
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Short story long...
On this episode Derek and Alyssa talk about how his side hustle is trying to kill him, bad movies, short films, and they read some more listener responses! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an email…
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Why does your moms cat smell like carpet cleaner?
Will spiders get bigger? Was Sinners actually that good? We've got snakes on this mfkn podcast. So everybody strap in, we're about to open some mfkn windows! Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you think or send us an…
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I Almost Un-alived My Friend With A Cicada
On this episode Derek tells Alyssa how he almost un-alived Dick Rash, Alyssa talks about having to remove Chucky to protect her sister, and what is it that you love about horror? Don't forget to follow so you don't miss an episode, and feel free to leaves us a comment letting us know what you…
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About this show
Welcome to the nightmare Signal podcast! The show that even gives your paralysis demon second hand embarrassment. Your hosts Derek and Alyssa talk about all things horror from movies, books, creepy stories and anything else that gives you the goosebumps! New episodes every Friday!
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Derek & Alyssa