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The Nightwatch Podcast

by Garrett

Here at The Nightwatch Podcast, books are read, movies are discussed, games are played, insults are hurled and dice are rolled. Step into our corner of the internet and buckle in for the chaos.

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Episodes

  1. Moonlight Chat: Sinners and AI Conversations

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys talk about new happenings in their lives.

  2. Moonlight Chat: Swamps in the Rearview

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys discuss the ending of the "Sog arc" in their Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

  3. Ep 83: Scary Stories to Tell in the Darkvision, Which I Have BTW

    Send a text In this episode, the guys read some more horror stories of the TTRPG world. Did these players/DM's earn their title of "nightmarish", or does everyone else at the table need to just, like, chill out, man? They also finally say goodbye to the House as they finish Piranesi by Susanna...

  4. Ep 82: It's What's On The Inside That Counts...

    Send a text In this episode, the guys attempt to guess what book the other has chosen based only on clues provided by the writing. Are we able to look past the cover and see the beauty within? They also settle in for the penultimate episode of Piranesi by Susanna Clark! This is the first episode...

  5. Moonlight Chat: Podcast Update and Sessanta 2.0

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys talk about recent happenings in their lives

  6. Moonlight Chat: Tattoos and Dead Crickets

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys talk about recent events in their lives.

  7. Ep 81: Are Video Games Cooked, Chat?

    Send a text In this episode, the guys talk about the state of modern video games. Are we just being cranky boomers? Or is the industry really in trouble? They also continue Piranessi by Susanna Clark!

  8. Ep 80: The Most Magical of Art

    Send a text In this new episode, Garrett must correctly identify the Magic the Gathering card only by Ryan's description of its art. They also continue Piranesi by Susanna Clark in the Book Corner!

  9. Ep 79: On A Scale From 1-100...

    Send a text In this new episode, the guys play a game in which they try to guess the word that the other is thinking, with only a numeric scale to determine how close to the correct answer they truly are... They also continue Piranesi by Susanna Clark in the Book Corner!

  10. Moonlight Chat: Supernatural and Arcane

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, the guys discuss the various TV shows they're currently watching or have recently finished.

  11. Moonlight Chat: Chappell Roan and Lizardfolk

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys discuss music, sports and DnD combat

  12. Ep 78: The Art of the Backstory

    Send a text In this episode, the guys discuss the art of crafting a good character backstory. Whether its a few sentences or a few novels, all great characters have to come from somewhere, right? They also continue Piranesi by Susanna Clark in the Book Corner!

  13. Commentary Track: Gladiator (2000)

    Send a text Join Ryan and Spencer as they pop some corn and tune in to the Ridley Scott classic; Gladiator! Are you not entertained?

  14. Ep 77: Garrett's Top Five Favorite Black People

    Send a text In this episode, the guys bring back the Only Connect game! This time, however, the subjects vary wildly from personal interests and hobbies to Garrett's not so subtle racism. They also continue the newest entry in the Book Corner: Piranesi by Susanna Clark!

  15. Ep 76: How Well Do We Know Our Own Playlists?

    Send a text In this episode, the guys play part two of the music guessing game! Are we able to identify our favorite songs within the first few seconds? We aim to find out! We also crack open the next book corner addition as we begin Piranesi by Susanna Clark!

  16. The Super Duper Mega Holiday Bonanza!

    Send a text No, YOU forgot to do holiday specials this year >:( ...Ok maybe we did. But we're gonna make it up by hitting every single holiday we missed in this festive extravaganza! Get out your New Year Jack O' Lanterns and turkeys filled with egg nog and celebrate with us as we close out 2024...

  17. Commentary Track: Ender's Game (2013)

    Send a text In the first ever Book Corner commentary track, the guys sit back and review the 2013 film adaptation of Ender's Game!

  18. Ep 75: Them Gawd Damn Buggers Is Takin' Our Jerbs!

    Send a text In this episode, we finally reach the conclusion of Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. It's been a long journey, even longer for poor old Ender Wiggin. How does his intergalactic space school adventure come to an end? We also compare and contrast the book with the 2013 film. Keep an…

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  19. Moonlight Chat: Penguins and Magic Mystery

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys talk about the latest session of their DnD game, shows they've been watching, and Ryan's missing Magic the Gathering Deck

  20. Ep 74: GPT DND TTRPG

    Send a text In this episode, the guys put the ever creative Chat GPT to the test as it runs an entirely AI written game of Dungeons and Dragons. Will this robot nerd match the skills of regular sweaty nerds? This episode also brings us the penultimate section of Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card....

  21. Ep 73: Can We Explain A Movie As Poorly As Possible?

    Send a text In this episode, the guys try to guess a movie based on the awful description that the other person gives. Can we decode what film premise is being butchered? They also continue Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card in the Book Corner!

  22. Moonlight Chat: Personality Quizzes and Book Corner Hot Seat

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys take shitty online quizzes to see what personality types they fall under.

  23. Moonlight Chat: Ryan's Lament

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys discuss the new Call of Duty, Garrett's book progress and Ryan botching a potential collab.

  24. Ep 72: The Official SCP Foundation Tier List

    Send a text In this episode, the guys dive into the fantastical and often terrifying world of SCPs. What are they? Who discovered them? If they were to be placed in an organizational tier list, where would they fall? We aim to find out! They also continue Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card in the...

  25. Ep 71: Would You Would? Or Would You Rather You Rather?

    Send a text In this episode, the guys bring back a school yard favorite and ask the toughest questions the world has to offer. They also continue Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card in the book corner!

  26. Moonlight Chat: Where The #$&? Have We Been???

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, the guys discuss their absence and the big things that have been happening in their lives

  27. Moonlight Chat: The Introspection Game

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, the guys play a game to see how honest with themselves they can be.

  28. Commentary Track: Miracle (2004)

    Send a text Grab your popcorn and silence those cellphones, because the first ever Nightwatch commentary track is here! Watch along with us as we dive into 2004's "Miracle", Ryan's all time favorite sports movie. Let us know what you think about this new episode format! We're excited to try it…

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  29. Moonlight Chat: Soggy Bottoms and Found Footage

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, the guys discuss their recent DnD session and the history of found footage horror films.

  30. Ep 70: Garrett Tries Everything in Ryan's Liquor Cabinet

    Send a text It is a known fact of life that Garrett hates liquor, so will forcing him to drink a lot of it against his will change his mind? The results may surprise you... The guys also continue Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card in the book corner!

  31. Moonlight Chat: Two Nerds VS Hollywood

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, Ryan and Garrett spend an hour ranting about bad writing in movies/TV shows.

  32. Ep 69: Nice.

    Send a text BOOBS AND SEX AND PENISES AND MAYBE EVEN BUTTS PERCHANCE??? In this episode, the guys get all hot and bothered as they read erotic fan fiction, guess Urban Dictionary entries and play two truths one lie: sexual experiences edition. They also continue Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card…

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  33. Ep 68: Whose Quote Is It Anyway?

    Send a text In this episode, Garrett springs a surprise game on Ryan in which he needs to identify the movie and/or book a particular quote is from. Can Garrett lose a game he isn't participating in? He'll...uh... find a way! They also continue Enders Game by Orson Scott Card in the Book Corner!…

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  34. Ep 67: They're Not Just Goodreads, They're Grrrrrreatreads!

    Send a text In this episode, the guys try to guess Goodreads novels based on their reviews. They also continue Enders Game by Orson Scott Card in the Book Corner!

  35. Moonlight Chat: MCU Drama, Inkarceration and Baldur's Gate

    Send a text In this new unformatted episode, the guys talk about what's been going on in their lives.

  36. Ep 66: Are You The A-hole? I Mean, Yeah Probably...

    Send a text All rise! The court of two judgey tools is now in session! Take a seat in the balcony and listen in as the guys peruse /r/AITA and pass judgment upon the various redditors who may or may not be the A-holes in the arguments they partake in. They also begin Enders Game by Orson Scott…

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  37. Ep 65: Heeeeeeey Brotherrrrrrrr

    Send a text In this episode, the guys cover the thrilling conclusion of Brother by Ania Ahlborn in the Book Corner!

  38. Moonlight Chat: Brand New Digs, Same Old...Fellas

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, Ryan and Garrett talk about their new equipment and studio space, as well as recent happenings in their lives.

  39. Ep 64: Welcome to Nightwatch Land!

    Send a text Come one, come all! The rusty and ill kempt doors of Nightwatch Land are now open for business! Join the guys as they create their own ideal amusement park from the ground up, so long as they don't go over budget... They also continue Brother by Ania Ahlborn in the Book Corner!

  40. Ep 63: The Wonderful World of Amusement Parks

    Send a text Put those hands in the air! In this new episode, the guys talk about the fantastical and often financially devastating world of amusement parks! Whether its the small local park or the monopolistic giant that is Disney, there will be good times to be had and vomit to be spewed! They...

  41. Moonlight Chat: Hell Hath No Fury Like A White Collar Scorned

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, the guys discuss Magic the Gathering, music memorabilia, and recent workplace drama.

  42. Ep 62: F*ck, Marry, Get Killed By: Horror Movie Killers Edition

    Send a text In this episode, the guys determine who is the sultriest of slashers, the traddiest of tormentors and the most kissable killers that cinema has to offer. Are they as big of freaks in the sheets as they are in the streets? We aim to find out... They also continue Brother by Ania…

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  43. Ep 61: Urban Legend or Urban Dissapointment?

    Send a text In this new episode, the guys dust off the ol' tier list to find out just how legendary some urban tales actually are. They also continue Brother by Ania Ahlborn in the book corner!

  44. Ep 60: The Music "Get to Know You" Game!"

    Send a text In this episode Ryan, Garrett and Megan learn a bit more about each other through the power of music! They also continue Brother by Ania Ahlborn!

  45. Moonlight Chat: Four Bros Chilling in a Hot Tub

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, the guys discuss their recent trip to Hocking Hills for Garretts bachelor party.

  46. Ep 59: Think Quick, Talk Quicker

    Send a text In this new game, the guys go head to head in a quick thinking word game involving directors, dog breeds, human body parts and many others. Who's got the quickest noggin in the west?

  47. Moonlight Chat: Odd Movies, Odd Jobs and Oddities

    Send a text In this unformatted episode, the guys and Megan discuss strange movies, their recent venture to an Oddities convention, and Ryan's near death experience a half hour before recording.

  48. Ep 58: Smash or Pass: US Presidents Edition

    Send a text In this episode, the guys invite Megan back to see which American presidents has got it going on. Are the Founding Fathers secretly Founding Daddies?

  49. Ep 57: A Creative Title Used To Advertise This Audio File...

    Send a text In this new addition to our web based programming... Ryan and Garrett must procure the identity of the artwork adorning the front of interactive digital entertainment... without using certain words... why use little word when lot word do trick?

  50. Ep 56: This Is The Second Dumbest Thing We Have Ever Done

    Send a text Buckle up, ladies and gents... it's time for more cringe. Join these two laugh riots as they shamelessly steal a try not to laugh game featuring trivial pursuit and are immediately punished for their sins.

About this show

Here at The Nightwatch Podcast, books are read, movies are discussed, games are played, insults are hurled and dice are rolled. Step into our corner of the internet and buckle in for the chaos.

Hosted by

Garrett

Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does The Nightwatch Podcast have?

The Nightwatch Podcast has 119 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on July 26, 2025.

What is The Nightwatch Podcast about?

Here at The Nightwatch Podcast, books are read, movies are discussed, games are played, insults are hurled and dice are rolled. Step into our corner of the internet and buckle in for the chaos.

How often does The Nightwatch Podcast release new episodes?

The Nightwatch Podcast publishes weekly, based on its 119 episodes since October 2022.

Who hosts The Nightwatch Podcast?

The Nightwatch Podcast is created and hosted by Garrett.
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