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The Not Safe For Work Podcast

by Drew Current/Sharla Hale

WARNING: Everything is garbage and nothing matters. No one should listen to this podcast for any reason ever. We are garbage people that talk about garbage things that would land you a "meeting" with HR at your stupid job. If you listen to any of this, it's your fault and you should feel bad. You f**king weirdo. Also, if you're going to leave us a review, make it a scathing review with a 5 star rating. The more cruel the better. Like...really go to town. It's okay, we deserve it.

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Episodes

  1. Top 10 Favorite Cattle Mutilations

    We're back, unfortunately. This one is about cattle mutilations. Its not recommended that you listen to it nor should you tell someone to listen to it.

  2. S2 E2 - Night Calls 2: The Movie...The Podcast...The Ride

    We fulfill some promises in this one. They are stupid trash promises. But they are promises. It's probably about time you stop listening now right?

  3. S2 E1 - Back with a Cactus

    We are back with a new season unfortunately. We have new segments and sh!t. People like segments right? Anyway. Nothing changes. Don't listen to this season either.

  4. Episode 42 - Top 5 Most Hilarious Animal Practices

    We took a break. We forgot to put up our last episode of the season. This one is about animals again, but like...dead animals. So obviously you can skip this one. We'll be back with a new season unfortunately. Whatever.

  5. Episode 41 - Top 5 Biggest D!ck Energies

    We talk about BDE in this one. It's really stupid. No need to listen.

  6. Episode 40 - Drewpinions (Fraud Edition)

    We talk about fraud in this one. Drew gives his opinions about fraud. That's why we are calling this episode Drewpinions. We're very clever. Just kidding, we're idiots. Don't listen.

  7. Episode 39 - Top 5 Enslavements

    We talk about slavery in this one. All kinds. We also talk about puppies but don't let that persuade you to listen to this episode. It's still garbage and we're garbage.

  8. Episode 38 - Top 5 Hilarious Brazilian Wax Bloopers

    Drew got a Brazilian wax from the amazing Matt Leyes at Men's Grooming Parlor in Chicago so we talk about that. Matt is amazing, but we are trash people. Just a friendly reminder not to listen to this podcast.

  9. Episode 37 - Top 5 Wildest Gang Initiations

    We talk about gangs and the fun stuff they do to anyone who wants to join. We also started a gang so we shouldn't need to tell you, don't listen to this.

  10. Episode 36 - Top 5 Most Surprising X-Rays

    We talk about things that shouldn't be in you, 911 calls. And some other s#it. Nothing matters. You shouldn't be listening anyway.

  11. Episode 35 - Top 5 Best Lifetime Movies

    We have the beautiful host of the podcast Lifetime Uncorked Patrick Serrano on this one. His podcast is better than this one. Listen to that one instead. Also, we talk about dirty nasty toys.

  12. Episode 34 - Top 5 Sexiest Body Mods

    This one is about body modification. Consider skipping this one, and all others forever.

  13. Episode 33 - Top 5 Best Food Pranks

    In this one we talk about people puttin' weird s#it in other people's food. Not even worth it to be honest. You can stop listening now.

  14. Episode 32 - Top 5 Ways to Lose Those Extra Pounds Before Summer

    We talk about parasites in this one. We don't condone listening to this episode. Actually...please don't.

  15. Episode 31 - Top 5 Best Krokodil Recipies

    We promised last week we would talk about the new drug Krokodil. We kept our promise despite the fact that we told you not to listened to the last episode. Stop listening to this garbage.

  16. Episode 30 - Top 5 Best Drugs to Overdose

    We talk about drugs in this one. And there's some light demon talk. Don't even worry about this one.

  17. Episode 29 - Top 5 Most Patrick Hales

    Universehead producer/engineer/Sharla's husband Patrick Hale joins us in being terrible to talk about incest. Along with a new segment "Everything is Garbage and Nothing Matters". It doesn't matter though. Hopefully you're not listening to this dumpster fire of a podcast.

  18. Episode 28 - Top 5 Most Ridiculous Traditions

    We talk about some traditions around the world that need to f**king stop. Friendly reminder: Stop listening to this podcast.

  19. Episode 27 - Top 5 Most Religious-y Religions

    We talk about religion. It's a very inappropriate thing to talk about. You probably don't want to listen to this one.

  20. Episode 26 - Top 5 Sexiest Badonkeydonks

    We talk about donkeys on this one so, obviously you can skip this one and listen to another podcast instead. We recommend Doc Hard or something.

  21. Episode 25 - Top 5 Brett Manneses

    Drew is out this time around, but Sharla still gives the filth with guest host Brett Mannes from Comic Book Queers podcast. Brett is disgusting, don't even worry about listening to this one. Comic Book Queers is great though. Listen to that show instead.

  22. Episode 24 - Top 5 Sexiest Deaths!

    We make death look sexy. Just kidding. There is nothing sexy about this episode. Just a reminder...don't listen to this podcast anymore.

  23. Episode 23 - Top 5 Most Effective Home Remedies!

    We talk about some terrible home remedies. You know what's not a good remedy? This podcast. You can skip this one and just go see a doctor instead.

  24. BONUS EPISODE - Universehead Network Interview with Tim Kazurinsky

    In this bonus episode Patrick Hale (Co-owner and Co-producer of Universehead Podcast Network sits down with SNL alumni and screenwriter Tim Kazurinsky.

  25. Episode 22 - Top 5 Tim Kazurinskys

    We don't deserve to have SNL alumni, and screenwriter Tim Kazurinski on the show with us...but somehow we do. We talk to him about the crazy days of SNL and masturbating monkeys. We normally suggest not listening to these episodes, but this one? You should listen to this one. We are awful garbage...

  26. Episode 21 - Would Sharla Rather...

    It's Sharla's birthday so Drew does all the heavy lifting. Please skip this one.

  27. Episode 20 - Top 5 Most Business-y Businesses!

    We talk porn statistics in this one. You don't really need to know this stuff. Don't even worry about it.

  28. Epidsode 19 - Top 5 Most Inferior Men

    We talk nasty with Chris Tourre And Steve Hund from the Inferior Men Podcast. They're horrible, don't listen to this one. Their podcast is great though, you should listen to their show instead.

  29. Episode 18 - Top 5 Worst Zodiac Signs

    This one is about poop, and what your poop says about you. So you can probably skip this one.

  30. Episode 17 - Would Drew Rather: Giving You Thank Yous

    Sharla asks horrible questions. Drew tries to answer them in earnest. Don't even bother with this one.

  31. Episode 16 - Top 5 Hottest Dolls!

    We talk about real dolls in this one. It's not worth it. Don't listen.

  32. Episode 15 - Top 5 Most Romantic Getaways!

    Get a glass of wine. Put on some sexy tunes. Cuddle up next to the one you love. Then both of you kill yourselves together. There're some great podcasts out there. This is not one of those. Please don't listen.

  33. Episode 14 - Top 5 Scariest Haunted Houses!

    We talk about blood. We talk about Drew's kidney stones. Whatever. Look...We're not trying to tell you what to do. But please stop listening to this podcast.

  34. Episode 13 - Would-Drew Rather

    We play Would You Rather, but instead of "you" we replace it with Drew. Because it ryhmes. Get it? Why are you still listening to this garbage?

  35. Episode 12 - Top 5 SPOOOOOKIEST Halloween Costumes

    We play D&D kinda. Not really, but sort of. I don't know this one is mostly about human sacrifice. We hated it. You should hate it too. Please stop listening to this show. We don't want to do this anymore.

  36. Episode 11 - Top 5 Most Delicious Foods Around The World

    The beautifully disgusting Nick and Jess De Fina join us this week. This one is about fu#$ed up foods. You may gag a bit. Also poop stories. Don't listen to this podcast anymore.

  37. Episode 10 - Top 5 Most Amazing Talents!

    We have a guest this week! Abso Lutely Production's very own Drew Kordik joins in on this horrible thing we call a podcast. This one is about world records. Spoiler alert...they're not from Guinness.

  38. Episode 9 - Top 5 Teachers Of The Year!

    This is our Hangover Special because we were hungover from drinking too much alcohol. This one's about how important it is to have a good teacher.

  39. Episode 8 - Top 5 Most Hilarious Torture Devices! LOL!

    Still here huh? Okay. Well, We talk about torture in this one...so...You can thank Rasheeda Moore for this.

  40. Episode 7 - Top 5 Wackiest Serial Killers!

    This one is about serial killers. Don't listen to it please. Thanks.

  41. Episode 6 - Top 5 Stuffed Animals to Snuggle With... You will Not Believe What We Found!

    You're still listening to this? I mean...it's not gonna get any better. Fine. This one is about becoming one with things.

  42. Episode 5 - Top 5 Best Ways to Go Out With A Bang

    Diseases...this one is about diseases. We're not sure why we keep doing this. It's bad. Sorry Jessica.

  43. Episode 4 - Top 5 Ways to Make Sure Your Baby is Better Than All Babies

    This one is about babies. Don't listen to this episode. This episode is safe for work, but it isn't safe for you as a person...just sayin'.

  44. Episode 3 - Top 5 Scariest Ghost Stories To Tell Around A Camp Fire

    This week: Waking up to a Ghost blow jay...or ghojob? I don't know. This one's about ghosts.

  45. Episode 2 - Top 5 Ways to Make Your Coworkers More Excited To Work With You!

    This week: Fantastic Fetishes and Where to Find them.

  46. Episode 1 - Top 7 Most Adorable Lesser Apes! OMG!

    We are Sharla and Drew. We look up stuff that you shouldn't look up on the internet and talk about it. This one is about animals and the love we have for them. We do not recommend listening to this show.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

WARNING: Everything is garbage and nothing matters. No one should listen to this podcast for any reason ever. We are garbage people that talk about garbage things that would land you a "meeting" with HR at your stupid job. If you listen to any of this, it's your fault and you should feel bad. You f**king weirdo. Also, if you're going to leave us a review, make it a scathing review with a 5 star rating. The more cruel the better. Like...really go to town. It's okay, we deserve it.

HOSTED BY

Drew Current/Sharla Hale

CATEGORIES

society culture

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WARNING: Everything is garbage and nothing matters. No one should listen to this podcast for any reason ever. We are garbage people that talk about garbage things that would land you a "meeting" with HR at your stupid job. If you listen to any of this, it's your fault and you should feel bad. You...

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