The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

You ever notice you can only ooze two things: sexuality and puss? Man, I tell ya.The Introduction references "The Chump" but the narrated episode is actually "Body Language" Connect over on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠: ⁠⁠http://twitter.com/asmroffice

You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy.Connect over on ⁠Twitter⁠: ⁠http://twitter.com/asmroffice

I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

You couldn't handle my undivided attention. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Manuel who? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Have you tried making everything smaller. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

I don't want to tell the truth. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

If the salad is on top, I send it back. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marring her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

To be fair, Jimothy-- ah that sounds weird. Are you ok with being called Jim? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Please don't talk about my breast milk. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Oh it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em please. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Their meatball parm is their worst sandwich! Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

P is being a giant B. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

You get paid by the year at the bowling alley? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

You don't have to kiss his ass anymore. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

What is a two way petting zoo? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Ok I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest. What is a pallet. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Really Jim. On Cupid's birthday. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Why is there a Chiclet on my cake? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

I think sometimes people are really mean, to the hot, popular girl. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Boom Roasted. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

A painting, can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France. Here's my episode on TV Trivia: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1uS2FW6srG6YdZxdXdLTh5?si=1f014a753f9e4d46 Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex. Here's my episode on TV Trivia: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1uS2FW6srG6YdZxdXdLTh5?si=1f014a753f9e4d46 Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

I love catching people in the act. It's why I always whip open doors. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

No, David. You listen to me. Why did.. you send her away? That... God... you knew I liked her and you just, sent her away. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon? Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

My wish has come true, incidentally. Because, you've met me, and you are happy. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don't win it Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

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Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep