The Office Hours

Megan and Teagan learn fire safety and CPR.

Teagan and Megan enter the shark-eat-shark world of Pennsylvania paper sales.

Teagan and Megan learn the art of the Prius-based duel.

Teagan and Megan break down party fashion and mark their calendars for Groundhog Day. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan read The Night Before Christmas at Dunder Mifflin. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan start from the office surplus and end up on sea otters. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan celebrate Michael's epic "no" and learn lessons from Scream 2.

In this annex episode, Megan and Teagan discuss the trailer for The Office spinoff, The Paper.

Megan and Teagan journey to Winnipeg for fanciness, pleasure, and Long Island iced teas. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan learn the art of "microgement." "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan dissect the costumes and fashion choices in "Employee Transfer." "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan get smitten over everyone but Bruce Springsteen. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan dig into queer kinship, watermelon babies, and stroller reviews. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan talk business and ethics. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan gets to the bottom of the goatee mystery. Teagan rekindles the flame with Ryan. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan talk weight loss, wedding planing, and awkward gay jokes. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan attempt to see Miranda Priestly through the eyes of Michael Scott. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan face the numbers and give out Hottest in the Office Awards for Season 4.

Teagan and Megan wrap up season 4, and Toby tensions rise. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Teagan joins Michael in the "eternal struggle" against HR; Megan opens her heart to Yoda-based flirtation. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan evaluate the fashion on display at the job fair and on the golf course. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan reflect on Jim Halpert's new status as People's Sexiest Man Alive and on Michael Scott's shaky status in the office. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan wish they could join Michael, Dwight, and Ryan for a night out.

Teagan and Megan discuss the new ladies in Michael's life and learn about the history of penny loafers.

Teagan survives "Dinner Party" with little support from Megan. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

With diary entries, performance reviews, and sworn legal testimony, "The Deposition" is full of texts for Teagan and Megan to analyze. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

When Teagan and Megan watch "Survivor Man," Michael Scott joins the pantheon of great nature philosophers. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Megan runs some numbers, Teagan reads some mail, and together they revel in the Finer Things. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan theorize creativity through the lens of the Michael Scott Director's Cut. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan dig into Michael's monkey problems. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan enter the high-stakes world of the whoever/whomever debate. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Michael asports a minor; Megan and Teagan get in over their heads with both U.S. and international law. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan discuss the pleasures and problems of technology in the office and celebrate the "European cut." "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Garbage the feral barn cat continues to generate discussion. Megan and Teagan join Michael in the battle against technology. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan debate office PDA, replacement cats, and Ryan.

Megan and Teagan debate which fun runners and romantic couples deserve the most support.

Michael hits Meredith with his car. Teagan and Megan assess the linguistic fallout.

Megan and Teagan try to make sense of the Dundies they gave out in Season 3.

Megan and Teagan reflect on season 3.

Megan and Teagan break down the math of Schrute Bucks and unicorns and pay tribute to the corporate regimes of Dwight and David.

From emotionally magnificent to patheticville, "The Job" gives Megan and Teagan new highs, new lows, and new vocabulary.

Teagan and Megan jump into some beach day funtivities, care of Michael Scott.

Megan and Teagan appreciate the women of the office, but they might appreciate the men even more.

Megan and Teagan debate which kind of bear is best.

Teagan and Megan discuss paper practices, risk taking, and the cultural relevance of Nerf.

Michael wears a "woman suit" to the office; Megan and Teagan need two hours to debrief.

Teagan brings the magic; Megan brings the scotch.

Megan and Teagan welcome Michael Scott to the professoriate.

Tyler cringes through Michael's outrageous wedding behavior while Megan revels in it.

Tyler and Megan dig into early America--its paper products and "sexiest presidents."