The Oldhammer Fiction Podcast

The second of the Josh Reynold's Turnip Tales sees Ilse and her regiment facing winter and nearing a strange lakeside town.

Jaq and his retinue venture into the webway in search of the black library

War breaks out with the Eldar in the ruins of Stalinvast and a crossover character from another book arrives.

Jaq and his entourage escape one planet and seek out an old mentor of Meh'Lindi.

100 Years after the events of Inquisitor, Jaq Draco and his companions awake to continue their mission.

Genevieve enters the Drakwald and the hunter becomes the hunted.Quite a lot of sex, violence and language in this episode, so listener discretion is advised.

Brian Craig, Neil Jones and Myles Burnham all take their turn at the wheel in three short stories from the Dark Future setting.

Konrad takes a tour of the tunnels beneath Middenheim and Altdorf.There is a slight change in audio quality in the last 50 minutes of the story but it's still very much listenable to. Apologies and enjoy!

Konrad finally confronts the Bronze Knight, but things do no go quite as he imagines.

We are back with the second instalment of the Konrad trilogy. Jordan Sorcery thought this was the worst of Warhammer novels, I'd argue that its probably not the very worst. Give it a listen and find out for yourself as Konrad begins his pursuit of the brass knight who once visited his village.

For the third anniversary episode of the show we return to Gotrek & Felix with two short stories written for, but published long after, the original GW Books line.

There's a showdown with the devil at Fort Apache

The virus reaches Fort Apache and we learn more about the mysterious Chantal. Content warning for some in universe racism.

In the first full length Jack Yeovil Dark Future novel, something diabolical stirs in the American desert.Join The Emporium of Rogue Dreams for #DF28 chat!

In the final part of this story, the three brothers encounter a new alien threat to the galaxy

The three brothers go on their first missions as scouts and full battle brothers.

Three necromundans from three levels of the hive are recruited into the Space Marines and undergo profound changes.

Genevieve wanders into a gothic tale on a dark and stormy night.

Harmis finally faces the daemon of Nurgle in the climax of this story.

War comes to Khypris and the heroes rush to gain help to defeat the plague demon.

Brian Craig takes us off to another obscure part of the old world where chaos is at work.

A break from the usual Oldhammer programming for a piece of short fiction from the Turnip 28 universe by Black Library author Josh Reynolds. Its not Oldhammer, but you could argue it has Oldhammer....roots.

We celebrate two years of the podcast with some micro fiction from the back of miniatures boxes...

We're on the road to the promised land in the deserts of a Dark Future. A bit of an adventure into the Dark Future game setting. Learn more about its story with Jordan Sorcery here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nkzjP8r0FM&t=18s

A visit to the Eye of Terror and a visit to Terra. (Some of this episode is in stereo, so you might want both earphones in.)

The origins of the Hydra are revealed.

Inquisitor Draco discovers something disturbing on the planet of Stalinvast.

Detlef and Genevieve step into the limelight once more and encounter ghosts of the theatre and ghosts from their past.

Konrad ventures north and his first adventure comes to a violent conclusion.

Konrad's village has a bad time, then Konrad has a bad time, but finds a mentor and receives a history lesson.

A poor boy who has never left his village sees a beastman and so starts an adventure.

For our special Christmas episode this year we are reading the entirety of the source book Waaagh da Orks ( sometimes described as Waaagh the Orks or just Waaagh Orks) Released in 1990 it was a unique work of pure background on the orkish race in the Rogue Trader era, featuring no game rules at all and establishing many of the concepts that are part of the background for orks until today. It was later accompanied by two more books, Ere We Go and Freebooterz that provided rules and army lists for the orks, meaning that they had an incredible amount of rules and background compared to the next army, all of whom essentially had their army lists in White Dwarf articles. I have edited out some bits of the book that are dependent on art or models, but this is essentially the whole thing. It's my longest reading as a result. Sorry. Merry Christmas Everyone!

In this story from an anthology that was never published, a young Vukotich and his mentor encounter goblins in the woods and make a deal with a strange wizard. Freedom in an owned universe article : https://pariedolia.weebly.com/nimh/oldhammer-lit-101 Awesome Lies on colour magic: https://awesomeliesblog.wordpress.com/2023/10/29/the-colours-of-magic/ @lewiskernow

Chain gangs, chaos and conspiracy with Genevieve and Vukotich. Follow me on twitter @lewiskernow

Orfeo faces greater dangers in the tunnels beneath Zaragoz and must also survive the Night of Masks.

Orfeo gets further into the web of intrigue and a lot more trouble. Updated- 15/10 18:00 to actually edit a bit I failed to edit.

A storyteller captured in Araby tells the story of a strange duchy of Estalia.

The opening night is getting closer and so is something very nasty indeed. Updated 17:00 17/9 to deal with a few audio issues and also having accidentally edited out 15 seconds that feature a vital plot point! No one can say this is a truly professional outfit. Follow me: @lewiskernow

The play of Oswald's defeat of Drachenfels is underway, but the plot thickens... Follow me on twitter: @lewiskernow Updated episode 11.19 pm sept 2nd

We embark upon an adventure to defeat the Great Enchanter and, 25 years later, find a genius in much reduced circumstances. The first in the serialisation of Jack Yeovil's most famous Warhammer novels. Updated: at 21:26 August 20th to remove the wind sound that crept mysteriously into the recording.

A series of readings from short 40K fiction appearing in WD 106-131 Follow me on twitter @lewiskernow Check out Jordan Sorcery on GW Books: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtLvM2wCa9w

Its the novelisation of the game play of Realm of Chaos and it absolutely slaps. Follow me on Twitter @lewiskernow Awesome Lies link to Realm of Chaos 3: https://awesomeliesblog.wordpress.com/2021/04/22/lost-warhammer-realm-of-chaos-iii/

An assassin is sent on a mission that will requires some changes to her ability to change.

Roll Up! Roll Up! It's another weirdly bad story in a sort of generic fantasy setting from the Wolf Riders anthology! Follow me @lewiskernow

An Inquisitor and his retinue investigate a planet and begin to ask questions about who they can trust. Follow me on twitter @Lewiskernow

Being in love with a wizard turns out to not be a simple as it seems. Follow meon twitter @Lewiskernow

Hiveworld Imperial Guard at war in the jungle. Follow me on twitter. at @lewiskernow EPISODE UPATED 13:00 May 20th because of weird thing with editing. And updated again 24/5 to get rid of weird break the first edit casued

Chaos goes on a trip to the seaside. Follow me @lewiskernow.

You leave the planet you recruit marines from for 100 years and the next thing you know its all gone to hell. Follow me @LewisKernow Episode Note: In the commnentary at the end I talk about the scourging of the Shire, I meant the Scouring of the Shire. Dont take my Tolkein credentials away!

She was only a glass makers daughter.... Follow me on twitter @lewiskernow