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The Omnipresent Adolescent
by Kai Henson/Matt Jordan
The “Omnipresent Adolescent” represents the universal childlike spirit that looms over our every adult interaction and yearns to burst free from its mature outer shell.In this podcast, adult children who have remained friends since childhood unite to attack assorted topics with curiosity and idiocy. We’ll occasionally be joined by guests who share in our imbecilic tendencies.Prepare to be entertainingly underwhelmed by our total lack of knowledge and understanding of the world.OA for life!
Episodes
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Ep 21 - Maggi Evolves | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
These here folks is doper than all heck. Do you smell what the Rock is cooking? That's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold says so.
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Ep 20 - Maggi Murders | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Matt has the smovid now. Isn't that tight? Enjoy this awesome new episode with Kai and Maggi.
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Ep 19 - Exclusively Inclusive | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Let's talk about Borat a year too late in this episode of the OA Podcast. As always, we appreciate you joining us. Please like, share, subscribe, comment, and stuff. We love you.
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Ep 18 - Funny Philosophers | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Another episode in the bag. Sorry for the late upload, but your cute ass won't even notice. Thanks, boo ;)
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Ep 17 - The Fat White Girl of the Sea | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Know how I know you're [happy]? You still get excited about your super cool Pokemon cards. Let's talk about the true beauty of land and sea cows in this awesome, nerdy episode of the OA podcast. We'll see what sort of goldmine Kai's been hiding in his mini lunch box. OA for life, dawg!
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Ep 16 - Everything's WET | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Enjoy the sounds of nature in this week's ambient sound episode of the OA Podcast. Has entertainment truly been geared toward one demographic? We certainly don't know, but that's one of the many beautiful topics of discussion. Prepare your ears. It's gonna be a wet one.
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Ep 15 - The Boys are Back | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
This week on The OA Podcast, we welcome back our best, good homie Kai and discuss his sweaty, stinky, government-issued adversity in the desert. We touch a bit on AMC, naked shorts, and several other super groovy topics. Thanks for being here.
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Ep 14 - Loud Noises | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
One more solo episode with Matty before Kai's back. Let's hang out for a little bit and maybe even bust an ear drum. My bad...
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Ep 13 - More of a Hang, Really | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Another Matt solo. This episode of the OA Podcast is like sitting with a friend who doesn't have much to say. If you make it through this one, we must really be friends. @oapodcast @oamattj
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Ep 12 - Epithode Trelve | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
This is a one-on-one between you and me (Matt). Kai's still getting his train on. Have a look and a listen... $AMC is tight... IG@oapodcast IG@oamattj
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Ep 11 - Other Stuff's Better | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Welcome to another GLORIOUS episode of the OA Podcast with your hosts Kai "Educated" Henson and Matt "Learning Disabled" Jordan!!! This is how the conversation continued after we ended episode 10. OA for life, people! OA for life, Doug! How 'bout that AMC??? IG @oapodcast IG @oamattj
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Ep 10 - Pilot Buttholes | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to sift through the most consequential topics in society from the health of aviators’ ani to the underlying functionality of the uvula. If you miss this episode, JFK’s assassination was an inside job, and you probably were scammed into sharing credit card info on Tinder that one...
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Ep 9 - Dookie Don’t Matter | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite for another meaningless conversation about medical trauma, stock market tips, and Kai's sweet abs. If you don't watch (or listen to) this episode, then you likely have strong sexual desires for close relatives, and you probably masterbated in a public urinal that one time. Love…
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Ep 8 - Aliens is Real, Taylor and Trey Return | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to explore the foundations of human knowledge from popular training and nutrition methods to the statistical significance of alien existence. If you don’t watch this episode, your parents were never proud of you, and you probably thought Nickelback was the next evolution of music...
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Ep 7 - Train Your Brain w/ Taylor Land | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to debate the real topics plaguing society from international relations with China to basic training bullshit. If you don’t watch this episode, you were definitely an accident, and you probably spend 90% of your shower time soaping your testicles. Follow us on Instagram…
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Ep 6 - Brotherly Love w/ Parker Dickerson | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to engage in thrilling adult conversation covering far-reaching topics from the process of evolution to childhood sibling relationships. If you don’t watch this podcast, you were never that good at sports, and you probably thought it was ok to wear jean shorts in the 90s (but it…
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Ep 5 - Too Podcast for this High | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to analyze the most prominent problems facing mankind from the building blocks of resiliency to the god-forsaken coronavirus. If you miss this podcast, your mother will never look at you the same, and you probably pretended to look at the floor when some guy caught you staring at...
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Ep 4 - Don’t Be Yourself | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to deliberate on the most pressing issues facing mankind, from the cosmetic appeal of armpit hair to the moral consequences of removing children’s eyes. If you don’t watch this episode, you will never truly know how an ‘air fryer’ works, and you probably placed a kitten extremely...
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Ep 3 - Trey Grabs Life by the Face Fat | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to tackle the day’s toughest topics from the origins of the universe to the trials and tribulations of fatherhood. If you don’t watch this episode, your financial fortunes will never come true, and you probably masterbated entirely too close to a neighborhood playground that one...
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Ep 2 - We all is God | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to cover groundbreaking topics facing the world today from deceased boat captains halting world shipping routes to the pillage of the Asian continent 750 years ago by some dude named Kahn. If you don’t watch this episode, true love will never find you, and you probably perpetrated…
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Ep 1 - Skills is Power | The Omnipresent Adolescent Podcast
Dumbasses unite to discuss the most important topics in society from nose hair removal methods to the longest golf drives in history. If you miss this podcast, you will never find true happiness, and you probably ate used contraceptives for money that one time. Follow Matt on Instagram at...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
The “Omnipresent Adolescent” represents the universal childlike spirit that looms over our every adult interaction and yearns to burst free from its mature outer shell.In this podcast, adult children who have remained friends since childhood unite to attack assorted topics with curiosity and idiocy. We’ll occasionally be joined by guests who share in our imbecilic tendencies.Prepare to be entertainingly underwhelmed by our total lack of knowledge and understanding of the world.OA for life!
HOSTED BY
Kai Henson/Matt Jordan
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The “Omnipresent Adolescent” represents the universal childlike spirit that looms over our every adult interaction and yearns to burst free from its mature outer shell.In this podcast, adult children who have remained friends since childhood unite to attack assorted topics with curiosity and...
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