PODCAST · comedy
The One Millionth Podcast
by Chris Porter & Andi Porter
Comedian Chris Porter and his hilarious TV producer sister talk about weekly events in their lives and in the world.
Episodes
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He Ate the Bones!
Andi goes to a fancy dinner while Chris returns to Vegas
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Nub City
Andi walks out of a movie and Chris names off the countries he's been to. (It's a short list)
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Cuterus
Chris and Andi are back!! For how long?? Who knows??? See where they've been!! Have your questions answered!!
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Seismameter
Andi and Chris return after three long months and man, has a lot happened. Was Chris being trained by the CIA? Did Andi get abducted by natives while on Safari? The answer is no to both of those, but find out what HAS happened in this episode.
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C3PO’s Butthole
Chris goes to a charity golf event and Andi sings her version of America the Beautiful in this freedom fueled episode.
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Southern Jumbos
Andi comes back from Mexico unscathed and Chris has another epic week on the road.
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Gross Fountain
Andi and Chris...and the echo...are back...again. Andi's been sick and Chris has been living the dream. It's a very Yin and Yang episode.
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Casa Key Grip
Chris and Andi discuss Oppenheimer and the difference between 'empathic' and 'empathetic'. ...it's funnier than it sounds.
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Stream A Lil Stream
Andi & Chris are back! Chris has been on hiatus and Andi is getting weird on Twitch! It's a good one!
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Steamcupine
Andi wants to bang a goat man on her video game and Chris reminisces about UTIs. It's a weird one.
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Tamport
Andi is balls deep in the new Zelda game, Dad calls in, and Chris goes to a Tampa Bay Rays game.
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This Is How You Get Up
Andi tells us about bouncing her chin off a roller rink floor and hears Chris laugh all the way from Florida.
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Tight Vibes
Chris goes to New York City (get a rope) and Andi doesn't know what the hell she did.
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Spassm
Chris dials in from yet another mall town and Andi has clean teeth but you wouldn't know it cause the video didn't record!!!
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A Real Poo Done It
Chris finds out that Bob Villa is still alive and Andi gets real descriptive about Otto's butthole.
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Family Nuts
Chris and Andi talk about...you know what...I'm not even sure at this point, but I'm sure it was funny. The echo returns for a few minutes in the beginning and then works itself out.
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What Dat Mouf Do
Andi and Chris go to Vegas and have two very different trips getting there.
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Dude Soup
Chris and Andi talk about the world champion Kansas City Chiefs and moms that are gross.
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Premium Hole Vids
Andi gets to practice having tinnitus while Chris goes on tour with Bert Kreisher.
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Penistown
Chris explains why the Buffalo Bills lost and Andi sleeps through an earthquake.
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Mickey’s Middle Finger
Chris goes to Disneyland and Andi goes to a birthday party...for a dog.
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Knob Dylan
Oak Park Mall sucks, Chris refuses to wear turtlenecks and Andi invents Chicken Pops.
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Got Pilk?
Andi makes a new TikTok drink and Chris has a weird echo that we couldn't fix! Happy holidays!!!
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Enough!
Chris and Andi are back - in pod form! The sibs are back in person and tell stories about the times they got the most high.
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The Porters Do Nashville
It's all in the title why are you even reading this.
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Ear Pussies
Chris and Andi finally figure out how to do the podcast remotely! To view the video podcast head to our socials IG: @onemillionthpod and Twitter: @1millionthpod
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Principal of the Skies
Andi drank old protein and took the SAT, Chris has a Tom Brady conspiracy theory, and a Juggalette writes in.
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Kids Today
Chris and Andi go on about old mix-tape infomercials from the 90’s and Chris just doesn’t understand kids today.
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Spidingdong
Chris uses terrible metaphors, it confuses Andi. Unrelated she finally learns what batting a thousand means.
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Perpendurcular
Andi and Chris have quite the trip to Kansas City and then they talk about movie sequels and stadium names.
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Choo Choo Chanooga
Chris gets a hat box and Andi is into the sleaze bags at music festivals, and they both lament on the rules of their childhood road trips.
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Six Playstations
Chris and Andi talk about Pimp My Ride and horrible LA audiences.
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Poonpouri
Andi talks about energy drinks she had in high school and Chris goes on about his favorite Mary Kay face wash.
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Nein Nein
Chris and Andi give advice on what records should start a collection. Spoiler Alert: It’s a lot of Nelly Furtado.
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McHandy’s
Andi underestimates the power of the sun, Chris learns how canned foods work, and there are just too many farts.
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Lazarus!
Chris goes off on Ansel Adams and Andi did a um… stuff? And it was uhhhhhhnn… stuff… words are hard.
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Count Fistula
Andi and Chris are joined by their Dad, Scott. They talk ad nauseam about Terrence Trent Darby and other people who haven’t been in the zeitgeist for decades.
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Swapping Joes
Andi gets confused about Trader Joe’s, Chris is all boned up over John Larroquette, and they reminisce about Holidomes.
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Comedy is Hard
Chris and Andi go on so many rants about malls. Most of them are good. The rants… not the malls. Well, maybe the malls. Why are you still reading this just listen and find out.
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Poonraker
Chris and Andi learn German and they ruin the ending for No Time to Die, even though neither of them have seen it.
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Izuhaul
Andi is highly caffeinated and Chris still hates Hollywood.
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On The Strand in Venice
Chris and Andi want to bring Kurt Loder back to MTV News.
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Dicked Down By Dumbo
Chris comes up with a new instagram handle for Scott Disick and Andi can’t think of the word “endorse”.
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Kitchen Chickens
Chris and Andi are back with tales from the road (Chris) and the crypt (Andi).
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Coloradolopolis
Chris brings up Casey at the Bat for the first time ever and Andi is taking a wizz again in Margaritaville.
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Just Lefts
If you think Chris and Andi take a lot of lefts, you should hear about this kid in Miami.
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But Gary Hungry
Chris and Andi talk mega-spiders, breastfeeding adults and horse-sized ducks.
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Strand of Dover
Forgive the amount of phlegm but let’s be real, we’re lucky there’s an episode this week. And don’t miss Chris and Andi at this year’s Potty-Con in Sheboygan, WI where they’ll be signing headshots of David Copperfield.
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Mr. Nice Guy Awards
Andi educates Chris on lip fillers, and Chris got slighted by a cab driver in Buffalo.
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Mouthful Mode
Chris reminisces about the last time he ate a fruit 10 years ago and Andi has a group chat that is popping off on the daily
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How many episodes does The One Millionth Podcast have?
The One Millionth Podcast currently has 166 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is The One Millionth Podcast about?
Comedian Chris Porter and his hilarious TV producer sister talk about weekly events in their lives and in the world.
How often does The One Millionth Podcast release new episodes?
The One Millionth Podcast publishes regularly with 166 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Who hosts The One Millionth Podcast?
The One Millionth Podcast is created and hosted by Chris Porter & Andi Porter.
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