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The Onion Bag

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The Onion Bag is the unofficial home of Fantasy Premier League mutterings, reckonings and conjecture from FPL enthusiasts Guy Coady and Stuart Dougan.

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Episodes

  1. S3 Episode 1 - The Onion Zoom

    We may not be here every week, but nothing wrong with a wee socially distant TOB sporadic check-in every now and then! Join us for our first delve this season into all things fpl as mixed fortunes and wild card fever dominate the early headlines.

  2. S2 Ep 24 - The Last Bag

    Oh hi there! What did we miss? A lot it would seem, but there's still a A LOT to play for as we enter the final week of another exciting fpl season. TOB League is going to the wire, as is the race for The Onion Throne. Dive in with us two footed, one last time...

  3. S2 Ep 23 - Bitter Onions

    What's the bloody point eh? Damned if you do, damned if you don't. With a heavy heart we delve into mistakes made from the previous gameweek and plan for the blanks and doubles ahead. Play for pride or push the pineapple button? Decisions, decisions...

  4. S2 Ep22 - The Comeback

    It's time for a comeback. Not just to podcasting but to rise like a phoenix from the flames and re-ignite a floundering season...... maybe? Wildcards, double gameweeks and blank gameweeks inbound. Much to discuss!

  5. S2 Episode 21 - The Never Ending Gaaaaaameeeeweeeek

    It's been two weeks but feels like the game 'week' has been live for two months! It's still not even finished yet but we must check in and assess where we're at. It's time to plan for blank game weeks and possibly time to let chaos reign for those of us not where we need to be. That is if the...

  6. S2 Episode 20 - Game Raisin' Bastarts

    Oh god there's a lot to sift through here. The rubble of a disastrous gwk 23 (for most) and an incomplete 'double' gwk 24 where many are being punished by unfortunate trip c injuries. Lets just dive in and try and make some sense of it all, shall we?

  7. S2 Episode 19 - The Best Episode Ever?

    The best episode of TOB ever? Not for me to say, but there is a new jingle, a great nickname, an INSANE score in TOB League and a very full mailbag to sift through. Why don't you be the judge...

  8. S2 Episode 18 - A New Ingsland

    England's Rose Harry Kane is gubbed so our attention turns to replacement fire power. Like for like? or an opportunity to get some money in the bank? One eye is squinting at the first double game week of the season on the horizon but do you need to move now or will you be rewarded with patience?...

  9. S2 Episode 17 - It's The Climb

    The last TOB of the year. The last TOB of the DECADE! Finishing up 2019 full of hope after some festive gains. It's not too early to plan for dgw's, there's a raft of new differentials putting their hand up and it's ever so tight atop TOB League! Much to discuss..

  10. S2 Episode 16 - The Henry Hall Christmas Special

    Deck the (henry) halls with boughs of holly as it's time for your annual festive treat! Interesting captain choices, influential assets without fixtures and a preposterous rappers aesthetic dominate the airwaves for your last chance to stick it in the onion bag before Santa Clause is coming to...

  11. S2 Episode 15 - Lucas Digne Zombie Team

    The magic of the cup is here! So too is festive squad rotation so best make sure your house is in order. Someone is flying particularly high atop TOB League and there's an inquest to someone who's struggling in the money league. Fingers crossed there'll be no technical issues this week and we can...

  12. S2 Episode 14 - MNTOB - PART 2

    There seems to be an issue with the file uploaded last night. Perhaps Guy's comments on this weeks #stenchofpotench were too hot to handle and they shut us down. Regardless, here is the end of the episode that seems to be cut off! Apologies for any inconvenience!

  13. S2 Episode 14 - MNTOB

    Do not adjust your set, you may not have any MNF but as the early gameweek beckons, here's a dose of MNTOB to get you through. There's a deep dive inquest as Stuart attempts to stop the rot. Maybe a Liverpool defensive triple up like the TOB League leader is the way to go?! One things for sure,...

  14. S2 Episode 13 - Spuds

    I must be honest, we recorded this then I went to the pub so I don't remember the in's and out's of what we discussed now that I have to write a blurb about it. We definitely talked about Spurs. Pretty sure I was lamenting Tierney and Arsenal and whilst Guy wasn't admitting it, he's definitely…

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  15. S2 Episode 12 - J.A.V.

    nine gameweeks in 40 days! That's the headline so you need to be thinking about your whole squad. Should you be ditching all City assets? Loading up on the Premierships 3rd best defence? Or taking a punt on a highly controversial stench of potench? Find out now...

  16. S2 Episode 11 - The Iron Curtain

    Some belatedly spoOoOoOky sounds book end all the hot button FPL issues of the week. Goal scoring defenders, stalwarts becoming differentials and the unlikely transformation of Bournemouth. All this and more...

  17. S2 Episode 10 - I'm a Cuckoo

    Some late night, well crafted metaphors address the state of play in a couple of FPL teams with a few struggling cogs in the machine. Pep Bingo feels more impossible than ever to predict and for those wondering if there'll ever be high scoring game weeks again, perhaps the answers to these...

  18. S2 Episode 9 - Smeg Fridge/Frightened Squirrel

    No better feeling than having another international break in the rear view mirror. Back to proper FPL business and it's important we establish what happens when the Pukki Party runs its course. To what extent are United going to get battered this week and what bandwagon is everyone seemingly...

  19. S2 Episode 8 - Kevin De Groine

    There's a collective sense at TOB Towers that we need to kick start our seasons. There's discussion of how to undo some woeful transfer planning, reluctant praise or The Rat's Leicester team and question marks over the availability of City's Rolls Royce midfielders..

  20. S2 Episode 7 - We Need To Talk About Kevin...

    A slightly sleepier than usual edition of The Onion Bag delves into the weekends massacre at the Etihad, discusses some controversial transfer moves and states definitively who are and who are not the best teams in the Premiership not named Liverpool or Manchester City. All that plus some gushing...

  21. S2 Episode 6 - Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

    Back from our accidental hiatus and there has been some very exciting movement at the top of The Onion Bag League! There's a lot to catch up on and lots of options to be assessed front to back, so lets dive back in...

  22. S2 Episode 5 - Flash Bang

    Slightly later than we'd hope (sorry).. A shock revelation leaves Guy reeling, there's fine margins from last weekend, Mane vs. Salah weighed up and mid-range strikers all for discussion. Plus we talk Pukki-Party and whether it's myth or to be rolled around in..

  23. S2 Episode 4 - Wil(d)ey Coy(oady)

    No the title of this episode is not a new Bon Iver song, it's a not so subtle wink and nod to the fact that the fever has struck earlier than usual this season. One gameweek may not have been a data set but is two enough to throw the baby out with the bath water? The only question. To wild? Or…

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  24. S2 Episode 3 - The Burnley Red Goose

    One gameweek is NOT a data set!!! That being said, let's kind of treat it that way and assess all the drastic changes we all must immediately make otherwise our entire FPL seasons will be doomed. All that plus the public shaming of one man who forget to purchase teabags..

  25. S2 Episode 2 - The Final Draft-Down

    Not much tinker time left as the start of the 2019/20 FPL season looms heavy on the horizon. Join us for a position by position breakdown of where we're at and who should be considered for the final few days as transfer windows close and we all have to accept it's out of our hands...

  26. S2 Episode 1 - Onion Bag 2: Bag In The Habit

    Praise be! The boys are officially back in town and after a long summer have returned to help steer you through the stormy seas of the FPL season that lies ahead. The options are overwhelmingly bountiful, so take a deep breath, remember you are safe and you are with good company. Let us dive in...

  27. Episode 36 - The Last Bag

    It's the final gameweek and it's the final Onion Bag of the season (sort of). We're heading for a grandstand finale at the top of The Onion Bag League and against all odds, there's even a race on to see who will sit upon 'The Onion Throne'. Debuts, swan songs and flip flops make for murky waters…

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  28. Episode 35 - The Onion Bop 2: Gayle From Manchester

    It's a return to audio and a return to company as Stuart is joined by returning guest and reigning MOTM, Kyle Watt. An unexpected title race has opened up in TOB League, the gap between your hosts prompts an intriguing end to the season and what lessons can be learned for next year if you find…

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  29. Episode 34 - Tweetcast!

    Flipping the script for one week only. This weeks Onion Bag is a treat for the eyes NOT your ears. Head on over to twitter.com/theonionbagfpl for all your usual FPL conjecture including change at the top of The Onion Bag League, big movers in the money league and advice on what to do if you still...

  30. Episode 33 - The Dead Zone

    Stuart is home alone trying to make sense of a problematic GW34 and hoping for better as we enter the final, and potentially decisive double game week of the season. Be sure to stay tuned to the end for an unexpected, but very familiar voice..

  31. Episode 32 - Trebles For Show, Doubles For Dough?

    Stuart is joined by our Spanish correspondent Ross Strachan to look at all available options for the chipless or those with wildcard fever! Kane's injury, more talk of Sliding Doors and a cryptic, or just simply misunderstood voice memo from an absent co-host all dwell within..

  32. Episode 31 - The Pineapple Button

    It's officially the business end of the season and there's lots to digest after the first big double game week dust settles. Who should you roll the dice on this week? Who should be in your sights if you're coming down with a case of wild card fever? And what teams have their flip flops on and…

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  33. Episode 30 - A Picnic With Your Gran

    Oh my! 30 episodes?! Where has the time gone. Another international break creates the perfect opportunity for fans of a tinker as chip strategies are put into action. A look back on a bleak blank gameweek and what to bear in mind as you tear through drafts for days, all as the boys prepare for a...

  34. Episode 29 - Space Jam

    The return of Guy Coady + the return of the FF-ictionary = a return to form at Onion Bag HQ! There's tightening at the top of money leagues and a tricky path to negotiate as we hurtle towards blank and double game weeks as we brake down all the big differentials you should be keeping an eye on.

  35. Episode 28 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

    A difficult solo mission for Stuart as attempts to tackle an episode of The Onion Bag without a co-host. Fortunately he's wrangled in a skype guest, has tales of meeting premiership footballers and a fervent desire to bad mouth Leicester's new manager to keep him busy. All that and some of your...

  36. Episode 27 - Do Your Homework

    Refreshed after a week off, the boys make a valiant attempt to decipher end of season strategy as they discuss all things Blank and Double Game weeks and try to avoid the near constant lure of the mystery box!

  37. Episode 26 - Whoopsie

    Double game week highs and lows, triple captain nightmares and an unprecedented scandal grips The Onion Bag league as the boys produce a buzzer beating podcast just in time for the weekends FPL action.

  38. Episode 25 - Dye Dinghy Digne

    Guy's back! And he's not alone as the boys welcome long time supporter and Onion Bag League stalwart, Stevie Dye to tussle with double game week permutations, share the burden of owning Lucas Digne and make his Christmas wish come true!

  39. Episode 24 - Guy/s Not Here

    Don't be alarmed. Guy isn't here. His presence is still felt through a series of needling voice memo's as Stuart is joined by childhood friends Blyth Deans and David Lambe to pick over the bones of own goals, ill advised transfers and the coronation of the unofficial podcast mascot finally…

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  40. Episode 23 - The Isle of Fernando(s)

    Refreshed after a week off but tensions are rising at TOB HQ as the boys realise they are in a legitimate two horse race for FPL supremacy as the gap in their points totals narrow. An injury crisis prompts an unconventional opportunity for anyone sniffing out the stenchofpotench and there's the...

  41. Episode 22 - Closer Each Day ... Lewis Holtby

    Happy New Year! The boys are joined by their Uncle Ross for a stat-off and a debrief of 2019's first run of fixtures. There's also a strangely Germanic flavour with talk of Dr. Oetker, Ralph Rabbit-hutch and blast from the past Lewis Holtby as we try and return to some form of normality now that...

  42. Episode 21 - Festive Fallout

    Festive hibernation complete, we're back to try and make sense of an obscene amount of seasonal football! Wheels have come off some wagons but it's a long season and with games coming thick and fast there's always scope to turn things around. Heaps of FPL analysis and the unlikely birth of a...

  43. Episode 20 - GWK 18 - The Onion Bag Christmas Special

    Forget Doctor Who, this is the only Christmas Special YULE need this festive season! The boys are joined by Martin Doherty of Chvrches and GWK1 mega score fame to discuss all things #FPL and share seasons greetings as our listeners try and convince Santa they've been good boys and girls this year..

  44. Episode 19 - GWK 17 - Competition Time

    For the first time ever we're running a competition on The Onion Bag!! For your chance to win an incredibly exclusive Onion Bag t shirt all you have to do is share this weeks podcast on the social media platform of your choosing. Tag us in it and a winner will be drawn at random to join Stuart…

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  45. Episode 18 - GWK 15 - This One's For Jota

    This weeks episode is dedicated to Diogo Jota for finally registering his first proper FPL points!! There's an almost overwhelming amount of football to digest over two rapid fire gwk's but the boys do their best to break down the big talking points like 'Pep Bingo', hamstring injuries and the…

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  46. Episode 17 - GWK 14 - Sonshine and Nightmares

    A difficult gameweek prompts some retelling of fpl horror stories, after all a horror shared is a horror halved! Plus with international football finally behind us for a while, there a games to reflect upon and plans to be drawn for the coming weeks!

  47. The Onion Bag Extra - It really is Ander Herrera, we promise.

    A special bonus episode of The Onion Bag which features last weeks interview with Manchester United's Ander Herrera, for anyone that possibly dismissed it as a joke at the time! Ander doesn't play fpl but does offer insight into his team mates you should be keeping an eye on as well as life in…

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  48. Episode 16 - GWK 13 - Nol Solano Fan Fiction

    It's back to relative normality this week as the boys rid themselves of the international break to focus on the upcoming game week fixtures ahead. Injury concerns, long term planning and believable lies about ex-Newcastle legends to whet your appetite for the return of proper FPL!

  49. Episode 15 - International Break - Onions International

    In this landmark edition of The Onion Bag, the boys fully embrace the international break with their first ever Skype guests in Rome and Madrid, including an extra special conversation with Manchester United's Ander Herrera! Slightly later than usual, but very much worth the wait!

  50. Episode 14 - GWK 12 - Raw Entertainment

    The Onion Bag League is closing its doors to new entrants so you've got one week left to join if you want in! The theme tune is less spoOoOoky this week but the analysis of the weekends football and planning for fpl points on the horizon remains tip top as the boys breakdown all the GWK 11/12...

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