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The Owen Colgan Experience
by Owen Colgan
The number one podcast in all genres, this stream of lies will take you from a sweet feeling like you're floating on a cloud of love to horrible nasty chat that will really shock you to your core. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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London Baby
Any city has it's good and bad points. London is jam packed full of stuff to do but at what cost? Is there a price to pay for the late night pints? Or the early morning curries. Who knows. But the excitement is addictive. The lights draw you in like a shit fly to a poo. You might see me knocking...
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Paddy's Day came back with a bang
This is a big one. Talking about paddys day and what that's all about. Also reading out a list of the traits you fancy most in someone. Some very saucy ones in there. And finally I'm giving away ten secret tips on how you can survive in the wild if there's an Armageddon. What are you at for the...
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Was the Playstation 1 the best console ever made?
Was the Playstation the best console to ever be invented? Maybe we needed the Snes beforehand to give birth to the PS1. T'was a special time of virtual glory back in them days. Did you ever master Gran Turismo? Also chatting briefly about your favourite pet. Mine was a dog called Ross who was a…
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Silly Tales
Imagine you were allowed to eat worms and insects. and yet you didn't want them. you wanted chips. you've now described a seagull. But crows are just as greedy if allowed. In the same respect I admire both of them. Durable and able to change with the times. The seagul spends most it's time in the...
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Your favourite saying?
Ever hear a saying that just stuck with you? Me neither but sometimes the odd one sticks and you remember it a week later. Before you know it you're thinking about it all the time and eventually it becomes second nature and you become a different person. Or do ya? Hard to know. Thanks for…
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No more sauce?
Thanks for listening to this weeks podcast. I'm asking all the right questions in this weeks installment of the pod including - How do I quit the drink? AND- Sunny Holidays Away Soon Please God yeah? Next week I'm going to chat with Salmon about doing a podcast with me so I'll let ye know about...
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Valentines Day is a day for snogging
Valentines Day is right upon us. A day for kisses and handshakes. Hope you're keeping well Any news with you? I'm going to hop into the bath and cover myself in chia butter and listen to some Usher. I used to think Usher was the biggest player in the world until i realised it's actually mario...
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20 minutes of lies about the future of humanity
Lot's of shit talk here. This episode was full of lies about the metaverse and the inspiration I've received from Ozarks and in particular Darlene. She's kind hearted and she has a shot gun. Hope you had a good weekend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Getting caught short is a pain in the gooch
Visit to the Kesh caves in Sligo, picking up a 58incher in Clare and getting caught short. Hope you had a good weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Losing my sexual purity
Congrats to Francis Ngannou for winning the cruelest man alive today award. He's one of the best to ever do it. But would he take me on a cold Wednesday outside a wet chipper in Ballina? Doubt it. Bloody doubt it. How was your weekend? Did you get up to much? Any plans for this next week? Thanks…
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2022- We all about this year
THIS YEAR WILL BE NOTHING BUT UPLIFTING MOTIVATIONAL TALK FROM A MAN WITH A PLAN- TO CREATE A WORLD FULL OF REALLY MOTIVATED HUMANS WHO CAN DEFEAT THE ROBOTS. Hope all is well with you. I had a nice aul christmas- I was playing snowbros when I was in Monaghan on the Snes, great memories. Great...
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2022- year of the Samurai?
This one is all about discipline and drive. 2022 is going to be the year of the Samurai. Cold hearted and disciplined. Or maybe not, who knows. What's your plans for the following year? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Who's your best friend?
Oprah and Wendy. Grant and Phil. Will Smith and Tom Cruise- yes folks friends are hard to come by. Do you have a friend you've known for a while? Or maybe you're a lone warrior. Hope all is well. Any news no? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Guilt and going dogging
Did you ever accidentally pull into a car park and before you knew it you were up making love to a stranger in the back of their Skoda? A mighty Czech car with enough space in the back to support a unit of 3 at least, 4 is a push. Unless one of ye sits in the front and motivates the others.…
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Changing another persons car knobs a no no?
This week chatting about changing another persons knobs and buttons in a car and also- Is it too early to kick off Christmas? Please let me know. Get it touch anytime - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Tastiest food in the hard shoulder?
How's tricks? what did you go at the weekend? Weeks are flying by. Christmas before we know it and then what? hope you're keeping well. What did you look at this weekend? Any chocolate the weekend? I had a snickers and a choc ice today. Felt like shit after it but that's the price you pay for…
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Are baths a thing of the past?
Slow down- you move too fast. What's the rush I hear you ask? I've had three baths in the last week and it is reminding me that I should make more time to relax and enjoy the downtime. Are you drinking much tea these days? Or is it all coffee? All go, go, go? Have a lovely slow cup of tea today,...
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A Halloween story
Are you scared of the dark? Do you fear late night creepy crawlers? If so, please have a listen to this podcast. I'm also talking about cats in this weeks podcast, thanks a lot for all the support. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Galway Nostalgia
Just a small town boy, living in a crazy world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I've completely forgotten about the All Ireland final 9 days ago
Daft ramblings of a man on the edge on Mayo and life in general. Hope you're doing well Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The rain is a pain
The weeks are running past like Sonia O'Sullivan late for a bus to Cork city to pick up a bag of runner gear. I told my friend that soon it will be Christmas and he spat into my face and called me a rotten liar. But it's only 9 Sundays til the big man is back. Would it be worth getting a clock in...
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Ronnie is coming home baby
Ronaldo coming home. Back to papi Fergie. The last day they were saying on the news that the Taliban have taken over different parts of Afghanistan. Then straight after they were saying - "Ronaldo has just signed for Manchester United". I was confused how to feel at the end of all of it. Sun is...
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Sunday Waffle
Rant Rovers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mayo will win the Sam
Please believe in us. Even if you're living in Iran or Colombia- we need your support. Let's do it for Liam McHale. The Dublin team are beef units who probably get sent creatine for free. What am I insinuating? I think we both know what's going on up there. They have a direct pump to the coin of...
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I should be in Tokyo at the Olympics!!!
Was ye watching the Olympics on the telly? Some amount of fit fuckers out there. I do often think about how strange it is that I should be out there competing in the weight lifting part of the Olympics but they didn't want to let me enter because they were worried I'd win and they don't want…
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Perfect memories?
No more lies. No more confusion. Oh yes, perfect memories are coming with the help of Uncle Google and the crew. Technology is going to take away any lies you've ever told. We'll be living in a world where nobody will be able to tell fibs because a device implanted into your skull will show 9k...
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Visit to the City to see what all the fuss was about?
I took a trip to Dublin the last day to do some looking around at people. The place was thriving full of Deliveroo bike cyclers and fellas sitting outside sipping lattachinios and the weather was warmer than the inside of your father's shoes. I felt like Crocodile Dundee when he arrived in…
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The First Italian Man In Mayo
He came into town like Zorro, sex appeal and a horse. Some say he wasn't even from Italy but in fact from Monaghan. Either way- he brought amazing chips to a town desperately in need of chips. In this week's podcast I talk about him briefly Thanks for all the support, truly appreciated. Have a…
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Should Michael move to Oz?
this episode is pure waffle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Are you a fan of teeth?
I should have looked after my teeth when i was a child instead of wolfing down kitkat chunkies like tomorrow didn't exist. Well it does exists and that's why right now I've to go to the dentist 3 times this month. But anyway how's all with you? How's life been these days for ya? Any sca no?…
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Is Dwayne The Rock Dodgy?
The world's leading muscular man lights up our houses with his charismatic smile and beefy shoulders. But what's going on behind the eyes? What does Dwayne do right before sleep at night? Nobody truly knows. But it's probably something harmless like he plays Sudoku. Hosted on Acast. See...
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The purpose of the Gooch?
The tall man steps into the ring with the baying crowd screaming out his name. Celebrities line the outside of the ring to take selfies and record quick videos to upload to their social media while the rest of us look on from the illegal streams on our laptops. The ref blows the whistle and the...
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Birthday Times
you pop out the womb, you see the sky for the first time. God knows where Dad is. Or wait- he's over there in the corner crying. Why? Because he's about to be a father. And that was the story of my birth and many others. It's a special day and one to be celebrated however you want and if you want...
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First Love and Snoring
Your first love was/is an exciting time. Your heart skips a beat as you wonder does that other person think about you the way you think about them. Your hands start sweating when they text you. Your knees are weak, arms are heavy. It usually is an enjoyable experience to look back on but at the...
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Dodgy haircuts?
Dodgy haircuts? Are Underground barbers the next big threat? Join me this week as I talk about haircuts plus Does your father communicate with you through country and western music? Let's find out. Thanks a lot for all the support, :) have a great weekend If you fancy supporting me on Patreon I'd...
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Outdoor dining and vanilla sex
Outdoor dining is on the way, what will become of the indoor session? Who knows, only time will tell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jay Cutler the ultimate beefcake?
Can't wait to hit the beach. But wait- what will you be wearing to the beach? Probably tight speedos? You're sick. Bootcut jeans are the only garment to be wearing on the beach with a tight shirt that has a burning flame running down the back of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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J Lo's Break up and The Super League
Sad times for Jen from the block or is it? And the Super league fellas want to take football to the next level- but Gary Neville isn't having it. Who will win the battle to hold the golden ball of sport? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Is walking a sport? (No, it's not)
Plus 43 ways to improve our shit lives Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Celtic Tiger
The Celtic Tiger was a time of rampant cash floating around an island that had never seen such wedge. People had second homes in Bulgaria and went on long weekends away to Australia to do some shopping and show off their permed hair and gold teeth. Farmers checked in on their livestock by...
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Poteen, Dawson's Creek and Ghosting
I locked lips with the water of life and I felt invigorated. That was until my face went as red as a summer plum and I nearly exploded. My body heated up like it was burning from the inside out. Alas my cockles were perked and it put me in a jolly St Patricks day mood. What did you do for the…
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The Owen Colgan Experience
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The number one podcast in all genres, this stream of lies will take you from a sweet feeling like you're floating on a cloud of love to horrible nasty chat that will really shock you to your core.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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