The P-Valley Podcast

Hayley is one of the most frightening women I've ever seen on reality TV. At 23 years old, Hayley is incredibly damaged and her anger issues are ruining her life. As for Ashley, she's the product of her parents calling her a princess. It's too much.

Jebin called Alex, his girlfriend of six years, a "hungry hungry hippo" when she ate some fries. Meanwhile she's thin. Blake only cares about being emotionless and mansplaining like it's his full-time job, Killian has misogynistic friends who make degrading comments about women... The casting department did a terrible job at casting season 4. Most of the men have been worse than they usually are!

We are tea spilling today. So much to dive into and rant about. Amanda Batula and West Wilson making a pregnancy cravings spoof video to fuel speculation and infuriate their haters is such low vibrational thirsty energy. Their 15 minutes are almost over. I also talk about Kenzie being a great guest on Call Her Daddy, Jax Taylor being a shameless fuhkboy, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's gorgeous dog and Ariana Grande having more issues than Vogue. Enjoy.

Justin Baldoni and his wife Emily released an emotional and powerful video on Instagram. Emily says that Blake Lively's lawsuit was never about protecting women. Meanwhile Prince Harry should have thought about burning bridges before he torched so many of them.

I need to hear from Taylor Parker. I explain why the director didn't include any new interviews with her. Maternal Instinct on Netflix wasn't as thorough as it should have been, so I'm asking the questions that have lingered with me since my friend told me to watch it. I was enamored and I'm on a quest for the truth. What questions do you have? Do you agree with my list?

Is the emotional intelligence in the room with us? 43 year old Kyle Cooke has an epic meltdown when Lindsay Hubbard question his DJ career. Ciara Miller's body is so tea Amanda Batula needs to shave her armpits, and now I need to plan a water gun fight ASAP after watching this week's episode.

West Wilson confirms that the leaked photos of his small penis are real. West says that he's small in all of the photos and his Instagram and Facebook accounts were hacked. This man's life is straight ruined all because he's a heartless self serving f*ckboy. I go in on him and his microscopic baby carrot. Enjoy.

The 2026 Met Gala had some of the boldest fashion choices I've ever seen at a single gala. A-listers and everyone else was trying to cause a scene, create a moment, and I have to stan! I also review The Devil Wears Prada 2. I walked into the theater as a salty skeptic sick of terrible sequels and remakes. Enjoy.

Amanda Batula makes it obvious to her husband Kyle Cooke that she only cares about West Wilson and wishes she could spend more time with him. I rant about how affectionate West is and I talk about how much I want to visit Soft Bar , Jesse spreading rumors, Lindsay's attitude with Carl's mom, Amanda becoming territorial over West... I get into it all (except KJ & Dara & Bailey because I don't really care about them). This is the Scamanda show now.

Queen Zoe Kravitz knows how to get a man, keep a man, get engaged to a man and then rinse and repeat all within half a decade! The nepo baby with the horrible fashion sense is engaged to Harry Styles. Her stunning engagement ring is worth $600,000. She's a legend. Michelle from The Valley is Dr. Dre's new girlfriend. I don't have it in me to care y'all. Dr. Dre is a washed up a-hole and Michelle is a gold digger.

Everyone feels the need to chime in (and be toxic and misogynist) about Megan thee Stallion announcing her split from Klay Thompson after he cheated and said he doesn't know if he can be monogamous. Klay is 36 years old. He's too old for this nonsense. I talk about cheating, posting your man on social media, doing the most for your partner and what Megan should do going forward.