The Paint It Black Podcast

In this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast: Tab spills hot tea all over the studio, Zak's got a bone to pick, and Bo's reminded why he believes in God. [email protected](919) 584-4321DistilUnion.com code: PIBPOD

In this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast: Tab doesn't like Barbie DEI, and Zak and Bo commit cultural appropriation!Hit Us [email protected](919) 584-4321Help Support The Show!Paint It Black: After Hours | PatreonDistilUnion.comUse Code PIBPOD to get 15% off!!

In this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast: Bo gets a racist driver, Tab goes full gospel, and Zak has no skin in any of the games.Hit Us [email protected](919) 584-4321Support the Show!https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThePaintItBlackPodcast Support Our Sponsors!https://distilunion.com/Use our code PIBPOD at checkout to save 15%

In this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast, Tab has questions about sex and it's offenders, Zak gets clean down there, and Bo might just be in love.Hit us up:[email protected](919)584-4321Support The Show:DistilUnion.comSave 15% when you use code PIBPOD

In this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast: Bo has a ghost story, Zak waxes philosophical, and Tab thinks he might like toes!Hit us [email protected] (919) 584-4321Support the show!https://www.patreon.com/c/ThePaintItBlackPodcastDistilUnion.comGet 15% off with Promo Code PIBPOD

In this episode of the Paint It Black Podcast: Zak ponders the intricacies of the accent of Chinese immigrants, Bo beats the faux-meat, and Tabatha is sure we're getting canceled. The crew is joined again this week by West-Side Wesley (he doesn't know we're calling him that yet)!Support the show! Join our Patreon to get in After Hours!https://www.patreon.com/c/ThePaintItBlackPodcastDistilUnion.com15% Off with Code PIBPOD

In this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast: Bo ponders the morality (or the lack thereof) of hitting a woman no matter how much she deserves it, Tab sees a squirrel, Zak gets thankful, and in Paint It Black: After Hours, our guest tell us about that time he answered a Craigslist ad - Only on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThePaintItBlackPodcast)[email protected](919) 584-4321The Paint It Black Podcast is brought to you byDistilUnion.com: Use promo code PIBPOD to get 15% off!

This week on The Paint It Black Podcast, it's Thanksgiving, so we're taking it easy. We're slowing down. We're chilling the #%@& out, So put on your comfy pants and come on in.The Paint It Black Podcast is brought to you by:🛒 Distil Union - Problem-Solving Men's Accessories💰 Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: PIBPODhttps://distilunion.com/discount/PIBPODHit Us [email protected](919) 584-4321Couch Sniffer:https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/20/florida-man-couch-sniffer-video/Mrs. Doubtfirehttps://www.tmz.com/2025/11/25/man-impersonates-dead-mom-mrs-doubtfire-scam/

This episode contains references to sexual assault. Listener discretion is advisedIn this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast: The mystery of the Trump shlobbed knob, Zak thinks Tupac was gay, Tab picks up some trauma from the Dollar General, and Bo lets go of a closely guarded secret.

About halfway through this episode, our audio interface stopped connecting to the computer. It kept recording, but only through the built-in mic, so there's a rather dramatic and jarring drop off in audio quality. Get over it. It'll be fine next week.Anyway... This week on The Paint It Black Podcast: Tabs had it up however high your arm goes, and we find out that Zak's not too demanding when Bo takes us back to the Moonlight Lounge.Hit us [email protected](919)584-4321

It's All Hallows Eve! Time to get Spookified! Or as close to spookified as The PIB can get...

In this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast, Tabby regrets her life choices, Zak hates Bad Bunny, and Bo takes us back to the Moonlight Lounge.

First of all, sorry for the sound quality in this one. It's been two years since we recorded an episode and I forgot what I was doing. Sue me...In this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast, Zak needs a nickname, Tabatha tells us how to make a dirty dollar, and Bo takes is appalled by all of it!

We're back and okayer than ever!! Bo, Zak, Tab, and Annette got together with a goal: to talk about white people shit. Easy subject, right? Should garner a few laughs and make for a fun episode, right?? Well then how did things get so heavy so fast?? How far would they go for the people they love?? Are we from another dimension??? And how much would YOU pay for a pair of Bo's underwear after a workout???? Don't answer, just listen!!

Bo's back and this time he brought his lovely wife, Annette, along for the ride. And the ride is.....um.....well, it's more like one of those mirror mazes, ya' know? You're going to bounce off a few walls, you're going to get yourself turned around. But eventually you'll come out the other side and think, "Well that was something to do". Seriously, take some Dramamine, kids. This boats a' rockin' and we have no idea where we're going. I'm supposed to summarize the show here, but sweet, loitering Jesus, where do I even start? Just listen, I guess. At the very least, you'll feel a little bit less alone on your way to work.

Please keep our black savant, Bo, in your thoughts and prayers while you listen to this one. Two hours before recording started, he received a phone call letting him know that a cherished family member had a massive heart attack, and passed away. But, not wanting to keep content out of our dear fans ear-holes, Tab, Zak, and Brotha' Steve talk about that sweet, porcelain, back-stabber we call "Trust". Particularly, why it's so important in a relationship, what it really means, and why Tabatha is so dang sore. Hint: it has something to do with how she likes her sausage, if you know what we mean. Welcome to the Moonlight Lounge, you dirty, craw lickers.

Bo called out this week so Zak, Tab, and Brotha' Steve called an audible and got our pansexual buddy, Jay on the line for a while. We hear some wild stories from Tabs nana, and Brotha' Steve finds out he's below average!

Okay, first of all, we know the audio isn't "great". See, Zak was so concerned with making sure our guests sounded good that he overlooked the fact that his, Tabs, and Bos mics were muted. Normally we'd trash this episode and do another. Not this time, though, because it's Pride Month, and we were privileged enough to record at The Dandelion with owners Patty and Crystal! What is The Dandelion? Who's Patty? Who's Crystal?? Why does Tabathas hand smell like a Humboldt County wildfire??? And what do the Tarot Cards hold for Bo???? Only one way to find out, sand donkeys!

This week, it's Tabatha versus la cucarachas! The rainy weather has driven them to seek shelter in the P.I.B. Studio, and that means all-out war! Somewhere in the background you might hear Bo and Zak discussing the hardships of raising a child of a different race. Brotha' Steve is back to give us his two cents on the issues at hand and growing past racism. It's a good one, folks, just as long as you can get past the smell of Raid! Who cares if your eyes burn, it's a podcast! And no, we didn't record in a truck stop shower. One of General Tabathas I.E.D.s landed on the sound board and turned on the reverb.

Bo is back this week, Zak is feeling extra good after taking a breathing treatment, and the conversation is all about Representation! And cocain...... and white-people fetishes. Actually, they might be the same thing, This should be interesting!

On a very special episode of The Paint It Black Podcast, Tabatha and Zak expand on the Parenting topic from last week, and we get to hear from the parents that reared Zak up so well and made him into the attention whore of a podcast host he is today.

We're pissed at CPS (Child Protective Services) and we're not gonna' take it anymore! And it's a long one, folks! Are you traveling by sail boat? Waiting for the Lord to come back? Then this episode is for you, 'Cause as I said before, it's a long one! Why weren't you listening the first time? You're going to need a better attention span than that for this one, kiddos! Hold on to your nuts, we're going for a ride!

White Privilege is the topic of the day, and to show his discontent, Bo chews gum through the whole episode, and we're sorry for that. Unless his mouth noises "flood your crawl space". In that case, you're welcome! Brutha' Steve sheds some light volunteer fire departments! And Bo considers a brand new business venture!

Bo is still down so it's up to Tabatha to fill his very large medical boots. What does she see in Zak? And why is Brotha' Steve so bad at sexting?! There's only one way to find out!

Bo is possessed by demons, so Zak is forced to captain the P.I.B. ship all by his lonesome! With nothing but his wits, stunning good looks, sultry smooth voice, and his ability to B.S. to help him, how weird will it get?? And how fast??!! All this and more! On this episode of The Paint It Black Podcast!!

On this episode, the guys take a call from an old friend, and discuss Americas backward prioritiesEmail us! [email protected]

Zak, Bo, and Tabatha talk about gender rolls, transgender murderers, athletes, and fried chicken!patreon.com/ThePaintItBlackPodcast

This is it The beginning!