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The Part-Time Podcast
by The Part-Time Podcast
Part-time podcasters. Full time friends.Each week we invite you into our 20 year friendship as we discuss stories from across the internet that we find interesting. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll wonder why Addison doesn't like to pee in toilets.http://parttimepod.com/
Episodes
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125 - Best of 2022
We're back with our yearly list of recommendations for stuff you should enjoy. Go on, enjoy it! What are you waiting for? ENJOY! Other talking points: TV Severance (Apple TV+) The Rehearsal (HBO Max) The Patient (HULU) Books Freedom by Sebastian Junger Demon Copperhead Gangsters of Capitalism...
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124 - Feliz Navipod 🎅🎄❄
It's that nondenominational celebratory time of year. The one where it gets cold outside and we tell heart warming stories about home invasion to our children. You know, everyone's favorite holiday. Other talking points: Christmas card fabrications Green Dawn Nova Prime Fast & the Flurry-ous An...
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123 - Bidey Bear vs Bonobos
It's Turkey season. We've got an extensive backlog that you can pull from in order to bring the heat at this years dinner table topics. Go ahead coward. Do it. Or let us put you to sleep while you're recovering from all that garbage you just ate. Either way we win. Other talking points: Season 4...
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122 - Blue Light Boner Bandits
Welcome back to the best podcast to listen to on $20 earbuds. Content is a lot easier to come by when we do this every other week for some reason. Hopefully by the time you listen to this we aren't living in a Republican MAGA hellscape. Let's Goooooooooooooooo. Other talking points: The Monster…
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121 - Adults High Fiving Children!?! 🤚🛑✋
Back at it again but this time an extra week later? I hear you getting ready to say "An extra week in the oven? Shouldn't that mean this one is extra good?" First. Stop it. Don't ever come at me like that again. Second. Yes, it is a very good episode. Just try it and you will see. Other talking...
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120 - 🐶 Carbarx Ruffwear: For the Workin' Dawg 🐶
We were all in person together right before this episode but you'd never know because we live in the moment and didn't stop to take any pictures because when we get together we run around on the couches yelling "it's Turbo Time!™ And when that happens there's no telling what's coming next so who...
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119 - The Christian Furry Fellowship 🦊😇🙏🦊
Don't worry about why there isn't an episode 118. It happened and if you weren't there then I guess you missed out. Sorry. This show is like NFT's meaning there's little value and forced scarcity. We almost called this episode Non-Fungible Toes just because we could. Also, this might actually be...
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117 - Potentially Illegal Yogurt 🚨
Hey, look!...Ha! Got you again! Other talking points: Malcom Gladwell's key to mastery John Spartan-117 (the Master Chief of episodes) Master Chief defending us from Alien Invasion movies The new Predator movie and the real "Pred-heads" Getting spooked at 6 Flags Magic Mountain Addison getting…
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116 - Book Club: Gunfight 📚
This week we spend a lot of time talking about the book Gunfight by Ryan Busse. We would highly recommend this book. Also this week: Alex Jones gets wrecked. Dark Brandon kills 2 people with his lightning powers. Made in 'Merica I promise. You can submit your thought experiments and questions by:...
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115 - These Hoe's Are Unionizing
We made a new one so you should listen to it. It sounds like a request but it's actually in your contract that you have to listen to it. We asked nicely to be polite but you don't really have a choice on this one. You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us:...
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114 - Pee Obsessed Pod Goblins
In this one we start our URL buying empire, starting with Plumpfeet.com & Plumpfeet.net which thankfully redirect people to our website now. You're welcome! Other talking points: In all honesty, Plump Feet would've probably been a better podcast name for us California licensed spider…
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113 - Evangelical Think Pieces
Addison edited this one, and he's to lazy to put show notes, just listen to the episode and make your own notes! You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: [email protected] Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show…
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112 - Nasa Sends Nudes
We made a new one so you should listen to it. It sounds like a request but it's actually in your contract that you have to listen to it. We asked nicely to be polite but you don't really have a choice on this one. Other talking points: There's 9 lbs. of toxic poop inside you right now! Devil...
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111 - 🍕 DIY Cancer Oven (That also cooks pizza) 🍕
We took the week off to hangout IRL in the meatspace because now that the Metaverse is here shoving NFT's right up in to your butthole, there won't be a lot of opportunities left for that kind of thing. In this one we get RAW and REAL. EMOTIONAL! UPDATE: The pizza oven guy deleted his post and…
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110 - Swap Lock And Drop It
This one is about swapping anything and everything. EVERYTHING! Other talking points: Addison's Olivia Rodrigo impression The real Easter Sunday Touching grass with Earth between your toes Old video camera tech High School bands Tucker Carlson: Tan your balls if you want to be a real man! Anti...
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109 - 👁 Not Another Conspiracy Episode 👁
This one is definitely not about a conspiracy theory. Don't even think about saying it is! Other talking points: Giddy Up 109 How many episodes do we need to make? The Elusive Morbius Date The longest segment transition ever Madison Cawthorne and the cocaine orgies Laura Logan and the Evolution…
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108 - Custom Lifesize Poseable Realistic Silicone Vampire Baby
This one's got it all, really. It plays like your favorite summer fling. It starts off with a bang, transitions into some freaky shit, then ends with some laughs that we can all share and cherish forever. Plus, there's a new catchphrase/inside joke that comes out of all that and on the other…
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107 - Built Ford-skin Tough
Holy Shit kids, we've got everything. Loli Police Departments, non-surgical foreskin restoration, how to squat in your office space, and what to do with all that slack skin on your dick! You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email:...
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106 - Rent-A-Hitman.com 💻🎯💀
Don't ever go to the dark web to hire hit-people. That's where all the bad, untrustworthy people are. No, you must always use HIPPA compliant hit-people found on the good 'ol American interwebs hosted right here on Wordpress and Godaddy! That's how you know you're going to get the best deal.…
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105 - 2025: Christian Movie Review
This movie is a snap shot of our time, your grandkids will one day ask you: "Father Dearest, where were you when you first saw the moving picture show 2025?" Go watch it and tells us what you think, is Tactical Chris the best character ever or what? You can submit your thought experiments and...
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104 - The KKKook Out 🍔🍤🌭
It's been a while so in this one we rehash the anatomy and physiology of cars from the hit movie Cars. I'm sorry about my fire alarm half way in. We all learned a valuable lesson in replacing the batteries in smoke alarms. Other talking points: The meaning of the word "Cussie" All the places…
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103 - Burning the Bacon Bridge
Sometimes we name things on Twitch differently than we name them in the podcast episode. Oops. Sorry. Other talking points: 90's body hair Hank Hill wants your hot dog .jpgs We're too old for TikTok How to get a free Ambulance ride Scentsy for EMT's Vegan Felonies Anti-Vax Nurses Litterbox...
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102 - I'm A 5 Star Man 🎩 🚗
Episode 102 going strong!! Other talking points: The dating scene and furniture building in New York City. How to get your hair stolen in India. Animal Farm is by far an amazing book, and the origin of "okies". Hospitals suing their staff for quitting. You can submit your thought experiments and...
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101 - The Milkman Chronicles
Were back baby! You'd think that after 100 episodes we would just coast on our past successes but no way! We're on that road to 200 and we're about to get bodyguard hard! Other talking points: North Korea invented the Burrito in 2011 Tonga Tsunami's Do people live in Tonga? Australia and New...
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100 - From Crook to Cook
We've done this one hundred times now. You've done this one hundred times now. What have we both done? What have we unleashed on the world? This is as much your fault as it is ours so if one of us has to go down, we both will! Other talking points: Life lessons from a Squirrel The one hundredth...
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99 - Hallmark Movie Pitches
The day has come, it's nearly Xmas, the solstice, happy Honda-days! Each of us write our own Hallmark Christmas Movie pitch (some obviously better than others). We hope you like this and please go to [email protected] and vote for your favorite, the winner gets to decide when we do some...
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98 - Best Things of 2021
This is the one where we yet again prove to you, the listeners, that we have impeccable taste. Other talking points: 5150 Ambulance BJ Time really flies, you know? Should we do a Nicolas Cage-mas? A movie like Looper where the old version of Nic Cage is Danny DeVito Movie Chris: Hell or High…
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97 - Doggy Blood Bank
[Enter show notes here] You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: [email protected] Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It...
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96 - Woke Me Up Inside
It's turkey season and we're here to tell you that you can finally take that D.A.T. and turn it into a W.A.T. just by listening to this show. That's right. A Wet. Ass. Turkey. Get that dry shit outta here by captivating your family as they listen in stunned silence to your mastery of weird facts...
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95 - Gastropolitics
Addison has sufficiently scared us away from both super glue and dentists. Thanks. We all really needed this. And if one of those didn't make it into the episode then you need to watch the upload on YouTube because wow. Also, you should be watching the stream anyway so you don't miss all the…
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94 - Daddy Has Orange Fingers
This episode sees the triumphant return of a real life actual dog and she has opinions. Other talking points: Papa John Ted Cruz vs. Big Bird Tim is the youngest person of this podcast The life cycle of the men in Tim's family The Apple original film Finch Up-to-date movie reviews 3% EMT trainers...
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93 - Hot Dog Etiquette
Have you ever eaten hot dogs? Do you own Ketchup? Are you over the age of 18? Did you know that you're most likely breaking on or possibly all of the hot dog eating rules? Well, did you?!? We've got the personal cell phone number of the president of the NHDSC and we're telling on you! Other…
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92 - Deuce Gruden
This is the part of the show notes where we say something funny. Other talking points: Deuce Gruden's Deuce Juice The Washington Football Team is forever Addison doesn't know where Washington is Addison gets racist Let's Go Brandon! Smuggling gold past in your butthole How much would you need to...
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91 - Sexy Science
Thanks to our #1 fan who sent us the Republican Red Wine to try on the show. It was truly an eye opening experience that has left us all changed persons. This time it was imbibed on the live stream so go check that out on our YouTube or Twitch channel to see the recording. #AddisonReacts. Other...
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90 - Factually Based Conspiracy Theories pt. 4 (Featuring: Frank!)
This week we invited the Patron Saint of the Podcast™ Frank onto the show to do part 4 of our conspiracy theory series. We also started also doing this live on Twitch because we decided that we didn't have enough plates spinning in our lives right now so we needed to add one more thing. Don't...
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88 - Daddy Long Neck
Norm McDonald left us this week. Condolences to all you Normies out there. It's because of all of you Normies that you don't have some conservative jag as Governor of CA right now so congrats. You honored his legacy in exactly the way he would've wanted. Other talking points: Addison saw 12…
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87 - No Sleep, Take Naps
Polly Sure, are you sure you're okay? Is that how we even spell Polly Sure, I mean yeah I could Google it, but where's the fun in that? Other talking points: Does everyone seriously believe they are part Native American?? Does working out make you hard and wet? Tim tells us how to have a great…
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86 - TLC Presents: Zoo Cops 🚨🙉👮♂️🚨
Donda. Donda. Donda; Donda Donda. Donda. Donda! Donda? Donda. This show will be almost as long as the new Kanye album and that's a guarantee. Other talking points: The importance of establishing your bathroom dominance early on in life. obligatory Kanye talk The commercial names for the vaccines...
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85 - The Roblox Red Pill
Hey look, it's us doing this thing two weeks in a row again. Looks like we're back on our grind, hustling, vibing, and keeping it tight. Come on in, the water is mostly fine. Other talking points: The importance of being a good parent Addison is out there now chasing Ambulances now The pros of...
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84 - Taliban Invadid Addison's Phone
Were back with that doom and gloom, but you know who is also back, Brendan Frazier! Common Jack, you know the thing! Just listen to the damn show and stop reading this already! Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: [email protected] Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the…
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83 - Right Handed Man Almost Masturbates to Death
Look, ours schedules have all been real crazy the past month. Addison moved then went on vacation, Chris leaves for vacation this week, and Tim has some family stuff that has required his attention. So like, yeah, we've been busy. But we're here, rubbing one out for you. It's a short one but hey,...
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82 - Frito-Lay Misérables
We learn the valuable lesson of being educated on how to pump your own gas in a way that doesn't get it all over you. You'd hate to show up to work smelling like that stinky car stuff, wouldn't you? You can't afford not to work in this economy and you're for sure going to get fired if your boss...
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81 - Unvaccinated Sperm is the Next Bitcoin 😍
This is a new one for you. It's not an old one because this one is better than all of those old ones. Except this one is also kind of a throwback because the sound on this one is only 75% as good as it usually is. There's a lot of opening of cans, yawning, hard to hear guest hosts and…
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80 - Among Us Chicken Nugget with Szechuan Sus
Much like Danny DeVito in the hit movie Matilda, we have turned the odometer of this podcast to 80. Get ready for some much needed laughs and a serious look at your world view and why you should change it when we expand your mind beyond what you previously thought it was capable of. Here's a free...
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79 - My Grandma is Marrying Toby Keith
Are you about to pay your last payment of child support consider using spite as your next form of currency. The temperature is getting way to high. We talk about the movies A Quiet Place (okay) and Luca (great). How much would someone have to pay you to jack off an elephant so that mom's don't…
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78 - Self Guided Tardigrade Missiles
The storm is here and you can't stop it. You can try to stop it...BUT YOU CAN'T! It will make your pants backwards too so DON'T EVEN TRY! Other talking points: Addison's Cologne preference (EnGaragé PeeGio) Chris bonked his nose on the fridge because we recorded on a different day The medical…
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77 - Rich Asshole Becomes A Vampire
Welcome to the high and tight haircut of episodes. Literally zero editing done that's how amazingly dialed in we are as podcasters. Tim takes sweaty dick pills for this intro. Other talking points: Amazon is spying on you and how best to cook your parents. Tim opines for a solitary life where the...
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76 - Stupid Sexy Shop-Vac!
It is Thursday my dudes. Time to pull out your bootstraps and make some headphones out of them so you can listen to this week's show. We've got everything you could possibly be craving right here. Literally everything. Other talking points: The power of a last name Tim's Tool Talkin' Tips…
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75 - Books on Books on Books
We read a lot of books. Many leather bound books that were stored on mahogany shelves...except these were leather bound audio books which is not as comfortable as it sounds, but it sure does smell pretty good. Other talking points: 2/3 of us are doing webcams now Tim does his very best Wilson...
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74 - The Estabunne
A hand delivered piece of mail turns into a musical mystery filled with intrigue, parking lot parties, an aspiring musician, possibly something nefarious, and a 1977 Dodge Camper van. Other talking points: Battery Draining Facebook Factcheckers The best way to get rid of the curse is to make…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Part-time podcasters. Full time friends.Each week we invite you into our 20 year friendship as we discuss stories from across the internet that we find interesting. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll wonder why Addison doesn't like to pee in toilets.http://parttimepod.com/
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Part-time podcasters. Full time friends.Each week we invite you into our 20 year friendship as we discuss stories from across the internet that we find interesting. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll wonder why Addison doesn't like to pee in toilets.http://parttimepod.com/
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