PODCAST · comedy
The Perfect Crime
by Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek
Paul Hudachek is a wannabe con man, Michael Cavallo is an overly critical mob henchman. Each week Paul will hit Mike with his latest harebrained schemes, and if Mike likes them enough, he'll take Paul to meet the Don himself. Unfortunately for Paul, Mike hates all of his ideas.
Episodes
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There's Gnome Place Like Gnome
Paul is back to chat with Mike after some unsuccessful freelance attempts with other criminal organizations. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Don't Judge a Book by The Goblet of Fire
What's more overrated? Blue-cheese-stuffed olives or the Half Blood Prince? Hit us up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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The Amazon Corn-spiracy
Paul has found a way to tap into a huge cultural phenomenon, and desperately tries to convince Mike to get on board. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Oh Really, O'Reilly?
Paul and Mike catch up on what they've been up to for their summer break. Discussion topics include dog packs, Tide Pods, and a man beast.
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Perpetual Crime Machine
Paul has designed the perfect machine, only thing left is collect the missing pieces.
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The Hudachek Cleanse
Paul and Mike discuss body positivity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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CatGOPT
Paul and Mike introduce a new member to the show. Contact them at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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You Say Potato, I say Tomato
This week Paul and Mike dive into the wonderful world of fruity vegetables. Contact us at perfectcrimepodcast.com!
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Sometimes Why
This week the boys strike back at the scammers, so that they can do the scamming themselves. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Sunny P
This week, Paul and Mike have a frank discussion about ageism, free elder care and the Power of the Sun. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Son of Claus
Paul and Mike have been gone forever! Where the hell were they? Let's find out. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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BYOH'D (Bake Your Own Hors D'oeuvres)
Its almost Christmas! And that means Paul is getting really stressed out about his annual Christmas party and lashing out at Mike for literally no reason. Let's try to smooth things over with some money laundering. Wish Paul and Mike a Merry Christmas at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Darwin is Corny
This week Paul and Mike discuss the top three beach-y crimes to pull on holiday break. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Stay Salty Matt Damon
This week Mike learns about how assassin movies are made. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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ThanksTaking 2: Mission to Mars
This week Paul and Mike discuss how they spent their Thanksgiving break as well as Paul's plans to profit off of illness. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Charitable Charcuterie
This week Paul and Mike discuss jungle juice, where to find the best meat plates, and debate the definition of charity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Live Action Crime Play
This week Paul and Mike catch up with Paul's new diet and discuss plans to host a LARP-ing event, with a twist.
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Deez Assorted Seed
Look out Big Wax, this week it's your turn. Paul has a grand plan for smooth bodies and fuzzy faces. Talk to us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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This is a Lasagna Metaphor
This week we take Big Lumber head on. We also talk about teeth too much! Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Don't Call It a Comeback
The Boys are back! What have we been up to during the break? Tune in and find out! Plus some light plagiarism.
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Crimey a River
After a disappointing Crimeys show, Paul attempts to cheer up Mike by reminding him of all the wonderful memories they've shared over the last 100 episodes. share your favorite crimes with us at [email protected].
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Gone in 60 Fish Seconds
This week is officially Heist O'clock. Paul and Mike are getting a bunch of fancy fish for the break room. God speed heroes. Send us your fish pics at [email protected]
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A Better Fishtrap
This week, Paul gives his notes for Mike's aquarium heist, set to take place next week. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Triple Sigh Cow
This week, the boys argue. And argue. And argue some more about updates to some of Paul's older crimes. Stay hydrated. theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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B&E&G (Breaking and Entering and Gravy)
This week, Paul and Mike discuss the controversial conspiracy episode, door-melting gravy, and apartment timeshares. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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You Are Entering The Truth Zone
Paul and the Mr. X aka Truth Seeker aka The Truth Finder aka The Man Who Pierces the Veil of the Shadows tell the real news, FINALLY. What percent of birds are real? Princess Diana's death is finally revealed! Who's in charge of the man? The truth is finally established on this brand new podcast.
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Bird Crimes? You Betcha!
This week Paul and Mike discuss the aquarium heist further, as well as conning bird watchers and teaching scammers to talk Minnesotan. Want to take a Minnesotan accent class? Visit us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Let's Break Down These Walls
Paul really brought his A game this week and I'm very proud of him. We discuss his ideas for recycled bread beer, sun dried bread bricks and more. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Luxury Raccoon Tents
This week, Paul and Mike argue about camping gear and crappy apartment gyms. Can they overcome their differences? Is this the end of the show? Probably not. Tell 'em not to end it all at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Kidnap'em with Kindness
Whoo! Its a scorcher today! Lets head down to the basement and cool off... With some people that we've kidnapped. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Don't Pee On My Leg and Say It's a Podcast
This week Paul and Mike discuss plans to scam Judge Judy, and make bank on Kickstarter. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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It's Getting Weird Now
Paul still wants out of the basement, but first we got to make an episode. This ones aboit shady dentists and a new meaty res-tultants. Contact us on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Is This Episode Real?
Paul's relationship with mike's aunt is starting to get weird. Desperate to talk about anything else, Mike asks Paul about his new landscaping crime ideas. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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The Sam Elliot Deep State Conspiracy
The boys are back in Auntie Donna-Marias basement. Paul's got some ideas for quick getaways form the cops, and some of them are good?! Just go to the website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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This Court Content is in Contempt of Court
Paul's out of prison! Does that mean his trial went well? Let's find out! Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com. The "is" in the title is not capitalized out of protest.
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Trial and (Many) Errors
It's time for Paul's appeal. But before he represents himself again, Judge Cornelius J. Haypenny wants to have a few words with Paul.
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Mike's Acting Fishy
Another week, another trip to see Paul in prison. To lift Paul's spirits, Mike discusses his plan for an upcoming heist. Tell us your favorite fish at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Peaches Are For the Peach Man
Mike makes another visit to see Paul in prison. Together they discuss qualities Paul wants in his lawyer. Apply yourself at theperfectcrimepodcast.com
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Paul Hudachek and the Prisoner of Minnesota Correctional Facility
Paul finally got to test out one of his crimes, and now he's in prison. Mike visits to try and make sense of the last week. Write in your escape plans at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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We're Back on Top, Baby!
After a few weeks of troubles, Paul and Mike are back on top of the mountain. Or at least Mike is, Paul has some crimes that he thinks are good. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Party in the Front, Boy George in the Back
Mikes in trouble again and now he's on the run. Or at least he's trying to run, but Paul is holding his escape hostage until he listens to his fresh new crimes. Turn Mike in on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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E is for Empathy
This week, Paul and Mike try to break in to the beauty industry with a lightning-round of crimes. Contact us on our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Let's Get Political
This week Paul and Mike discuss political cartoons that make Mike laugh, wizards selling energy drinks to high school students, and how to make a lime lick. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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This Episode is Slathered With Oil
This week Paul and Mike discuss a new form of tanning, a SAP for the ages, and we narrowly avoid cancellation with bathroom crimes. Email us at [email protected].
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Magician's Secrets, Finally Revealed!
This week Paul and Mike discuss opening a magic store, and crafting a better chop shop experience. Send an email to Magic Mike on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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Artistry is Dead
This week, A three course meal of rest-ultants. Send us your perfect tiramisu recipe on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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You Want a Cheap'n?
Please excuse the technical difficulties, it's nobody's fault, except maybe Paul. This week we're all about taste testing soups, and hanging outside of corner stores. Tell Paul about his shitty microphone set up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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We're Boeing to Egypt!
This week Paul and Mike take a trip to the eye doctor, as well as exploring step 2 of the only replica of The Great Pyramids of Giza in Minnesota.
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The Green Purp Rises
Mike needs some cash quick, let's see how much money we can make at the grocery store. www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com
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The Numbers!?
The Perfect Crime is in crisis! The numbers are terrible! Mike is holding an emergency meeting to figure out how to increase the numbers, and to figure out what the numbers are. Looking for consultants, send a plan to theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Paul Hudachek is a wannabe con man, Michael Cavallo is an overly critical mob henchman. Each week Paul will hit Mike with his latest harebrained schemes, and if Mike likes them enough, he'll take Paul to meet the Don himself. Unfortunately for Paul, Mike hates all of his ideas.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does The Perfect Crime have?
The Perfect Crime currently has 120 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is The Perfect Crime about?
Paul Hudachek is a wannabe con man, Michael Cavallo is an overly critical mob henchman. Each week Paul will hit Mike with his latest harebrained schemes, and if Mike likes them enough, he'll take Paul to meet the Don himself. Unfortunately for Paul, Mike hates all of his ideas.
How often does The Perfect Crime release new episodes?
The Perfect Crime publishes regularly with 120 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
Where can I listen to The Perfect Crime?
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Who hosts The Perfect Crime?
The Perfect Crime is created and hosted by Michael Cavallo, Paul Hudachek.
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