The Perfume Nationalist

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche (1982) + Rush Limbaugh (1951-1921) with Patrick D, Layne, and Alec The Rush Limbaugh Show Podcast RSS Feed 7/26/26 S8E46 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Patchouli by Nemat + Cheap Thrills by Big Brother and the Holding Company (1968) + Janis Joplin (1943-1970) + Mark Rydell's The Rose (1979) with Eva Knowles 7/20/26 S8E45 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Beautiful by Estée Lauder (1985) + Andy Warhol (1928-1987) + Andy Warhol's Bad (1977, dir. Jed Johnson) with Jordan 7/15/26 S8E44 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Fancy (2008) and Fancy Nights (2010) by Jessica Simpson + Open Book by Jessica Simpson (2020) + Jessica Simpson (July 10, 1980- ) with Kristin 7/9/26 S8E43 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere (2020) + CONFESSIONS II by Madonna (2026) with Zach Langley Chi Chi of I'M SO POPULAR 7/7/26 S8E42 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Patchouli #10 by It's Perfume Oil (1992) + Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now (1979) + Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad (1899) with MEINSCHAFT 7/5/26 S8E31 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Narciso Rodriguez for Her Eau de Toilette (2003 + Mr Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream (2008) + Russ Meyers's Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970) with Nedd 7/3/26 S8E40 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Oil of Olay Beauty Fluid (1952) + Anne Murray (1945- ) + All of Me by Anne Murray with Michael Posner (2010) with Ian McPherson 6/29/26 S8E39 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Acqua Velva Musk (1975) + The Kid Stays in the Picture by Robert Evans (1994) + Nannette Burstein and Brett Morgen's The Kid Stays in the Picture (2002) with Daniel Savino 6/25/26 S8E38 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Sauvage Elixir by Dior (2021) + Robert Kirkman and Dave Erickson's Fear the Walking Dead (2015-2023) with Amanda P and Michael 6/19/26 S8E37 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Mildew by Demeter and Frankincense & Myrrh by Kuumba Made + The 120 Days of Sodom, or the School of Libertinage by the Marquis de Sade (1785) + Pier Paolo Pasolini's The Gospel According to St. Matthew (1964) and Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) + Strange Landscape (1973) and When Jonathan Died (1978) by Tony Duvert 6/14/26 S8E36 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Pois de Senteur de chez Moi by Caron (1927) + Walt Disney's Fantasia (1940) and Fantasia 2000 (1999) with Nedd 6/13/26 S8E35 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Youth-Dew by Estée Lauder (1953) + Peyton Place by Grace Metalious (1956) + Mark Robson's Peyton Place (1957) + Paul Monash's Peyton Place (1964-69) 6/5/26 S8E34 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Japanese Cherry Blossom by Bath and Body Works (2006) + Yoshinori Kitase's Final Fantasy X (2001) + Motomu Toriyama's Final Fantasy X-2 (2003) + Sam Levinson's Euphoria season 3 (2026) with Nedd 6/4/26 S8E33 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Must de Cartier (1981) + Bob Guccione and Tinto Brass' Caligula (1979) with Annabel 6/1/26 S8E32 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Patchouli by Hové + Slow Train Coming (1979), Saved (1980), and Shot of Love (1981) and Chronicles: Volume One (2004) by Bob Dylan (1941- ) + D. A. Pennebaker's Don't Look Back (1967) + Martin Scorsese's No Direction Home (2005) with Jeff 5/29/26 S8E31 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

T/Gel by Neutrogena + Paul Feig and Judd Apatow's Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000) with Brantley Jones 5/14/26 S8E30 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

En Passant by Frederic Malle (2000) + Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay (1967) + Peter Weir's Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) with Jules 5/7/26 S8E29 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Santal Blush by Tom Ford (2011) + Andrew Haigh's Weekend (2011) + Andrew Haigh and Michael Lannan's Looking (2014-16) with Bryan 4/30/26 S8E28

Elizabeth Taylor's Passion for Men (1989) + Postcards from the Edge (1987), Wishful Drinking (2008), Shockaholic (2011), and The Princess Diarist (2016) by Carrie Fisher + Steve Rash's Under the Rainbow (1980) + John Landis' The Blues Brothers (1980) + Penelope Spheeris' Hollywood Vice Squad (1986) + Mike Nichols' Postcards from the Edge (1990) + Michael Hoffman's Soapdish (1991) + Alexis Bloom and Fisher Stevens' Bright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds (2016) with Steven Settefratti 4/23/26 S8E27 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

The Cardinal Collection: North, South, East, and West by Kylie White (2026) + Vincente Minnelli's The Bad and the Beautiful (1952) + Robert Aldrich's Autumn Leaves (1956) with Kylie White Buy the Cardinal Collection here! 4/20/26 S8E26 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

The Passion of Ayn Rand by Barbara Branden (1986) + Christopher Menaul's The Passion of Ayn Rand (1999) with Alec Mouhibian and Cody LaDuke 4/18/26 S8E25 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Lambere by William VanGorder (2025) + Dan Curtis' Dark Shadows: The Beginning (1966-67) + Tim Burton's Dark Shadows (2012) with William VanGorder 4/16/26 S8E24 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Spring Flower by Creed (1996) + More, Now, Again by Elizabeth Wurtzell (2001) with Miriam Carothers To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Sunflowers by Elizabeth Arden (1993) + The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron (1992) with Josie Yeager 4/9/26 S8E22 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

White Linen by Estée Lauder (1978) + The Mary Tyler Moore Show season 4 (1973-74) + Ordinary People by Judith Guest (1976) + Robert Redford's Ordinary People (1980) 4/3/26 S8E21 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Bandit Suprême by Robert Piguet (2020) + Nine Inch Nails (1988- ) with Kalob Petty of Tavora Léa and Adam Roberts of Marble Faun 4/2/26 S8E20  

Angel Stellar by Thierry Mugler (2025) + Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1964), Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (1972), and Matilda (1988) by Roald Dahl + Mel Stuart's Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) + Danny DeVito's Matilda (1996) with Eva Knowles S8E19 3/26/26 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Monocle Scent One: Hinoki (2008) + 卍 (Manji/Quicksand) by Jun'ichirō Tanizaki (1931) + Yasuzō Masumura's 卍 (Manji) (1964) with Lily S8E18 3/19/26 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Kingdom by Alexander McQueen (2003) + Lee Alexander McQueen (1969-2010) + Peter Eddegui's McQueen (2018) + Alexander McQueen: Blood Beneath the Skin by Andrew Wilson (2015) with  Alexandra Myshalov-Frank of Pied-Noir 3/5/26 S8E17 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Incense Perfumum by Balenciaga (2025) + Autobiography by Morrissey (2011) + The Smiths (1982-87) with Michael Garrity 2/20/26 S8E16 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Mambo by Liz Claiborne (2001) + The Howard Stern Show (1981- ) + Betty Thomas's Private Parts (1997) with Rick Seldon 2/19/26 S8E15 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

L'eau d'Issey by Issey Miyake (1992) + Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton (1990) + Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park (1993)  with Amanda P 2/17/26 S8E14 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Love Spell by Victoria's Secret (1999) + Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet (1968) + Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet (1996) with Michelle  2/12/26 S8E13 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

1740 Marquis de Sade by Histoires de Parfums (2000) + Justine, or The Misfortunes of Virtue by the Marquis de Sade (1791) 2/6/26 S8E12 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Really Ripped Abs by BOD + Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbatos' 101 Rent Boys (2000) + Large Penis Support Group 2/1/26 S8E11 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Be Delicious by DKNY (2004) + Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model (2003-2018) with Vera S8E10 1/29/26 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

KNOTS LANDING: THE COMPLETE SAGA is the culmination of six years' work and the most comprehensive study of this primetime drama in existence. The full 24 hour 33 minute episode and text by myself are now available for Patreon subscribers. The biggest and best TPN yet. With @the_eternal_dillard.s 1/28/26 S8E9

Red Door by Elizabeth Arden (1989) + David Jacobs' Knots Landing season 14 + Knots Landing: Back to the Cul-de-Sac (1997) + Knots Landing Reunion: Together Again (2005) with The Eternal Dillards 1/28/26 S8E8 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Vanilla Bean by Kuumba Made + Charles Shyer's Father of the Bride (1991) and Father of the Bride Part II (1995) + Vincente Minnelli's Father of the Bride (1950) + Shawn Levy's Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) + Walter Lang's Cheaper by the Dozen (1950) with Ava Pearlman 1/22/25 S8E7 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Le Dix by Balenciaga (1947/2025) + Joseph L. Mankiewicz's All About Eve (1950) with Lara 1/21/26 S8E6 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Africa by Axe/Lynx (1995) + Gaultiero Jiacopetti and Franco E. Prosperi's Africa Addio (1966) and Goodbye Uncle Tom (1971) with Matthew David Wilder 1/14/25 S8E5 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Safari by Ralph Lauren (1990) + J.J. Abrams and Matt Reeves' Felicity (1998-2002) with Cael Brennan and Sara 1/11/26 S8E4 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

1861 Naxos by Xerjoff (2015) + Megadeth (1983- ) with Glen Rockney of Rare Candy 1/6/25 S8E3 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Scent from Above (2021), Smoky Mountain (2022), Smoky Mountain Gold Parfum (2023), and Scent From Above: Crystal Edition Parfum (2025) by Dolly Parton + Intrigue by Mary Kay (1971) + Dolly Parton (1946- ) + Collin Higgins' 9 to 5 + Barnet Kellman's Straight Talk (1992) with Gregory Jones 1/2/26 S8E2 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Boudoir by Vivienne Westwood (1998/2025) + Lawrence Kasdan's Body Heat (1981) + Ken Russell's Crimes of Passion (1984) + John Waters' Serial Mom (1994) 12/31/25 S8E1 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Jubilant Pine & Patchouli by Molton Brown (2021) + The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (1950) Prince Caspian (1951) The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1952)  The Silver Chair (1953) The Horse and His Boy (1954) The Magician's Nephew (1955) The Last Battle (1956) with Bradley Frederick Hildebrandt 12/21/25 S7E91 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist gplease subscribe on Patreon. 

Le Troisième Homme by Caron (1985) + A Boy's Own Story (1982), The Beautiful Room is Empty (1988), and The Farewell Symphony (1997) by Edmund White with Ben Kasl 12/17/25 S7E90 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Sweet Grace by Bridgewater Candle Company (1998) + Pino Van Lamsweerde's The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings (1983) +  Arna Selznick's The Care Bears Movie (1985) with Terri Mitchell 12/15/25 S7E89 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Irish Spring by Colgate-Palmolive (1970) + Ken Annakin's The Pirate Movie (1982) +  Renny Harlin's CutThroat Island (1995) +  Gore Verbinksi's Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) with Paul Suda 12/14/25 S7E88 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.