The Phlegm Cat Podcast

The Artist's references are as hip as Red Buttons. Mex embraces The World Cup but thinks Mbappé needs a better album. Your Huckleberry may be wanted for murder in dreamland.

Your favorite neighborhood renaissance man decides that he is now a master chef. The Artist then meets a guy named Vincenzo who knows a crap-ton about tomatoes. Your Huckleberry is now fully immersed in the World Cup. This includes criticisms of spaghetti and conga line warm-ups.

Mex loves when a girl shuts up Rush fans. We get to the bottom of the missing golf ball. Walter Cronkite cries like a baby, as The Artist returns to air disasters and thinks World Cup soccer players all make the Lee Harvey Oswald shot face.

Mex survives his daughter's bridal shower. The Artist gets rid of the grand wizard out front. The Huckleberry is slowly descending into madness as the wedding draws near. Mario and Luigi cheer him up on the golf course, but convince him later to get tested for possible brain damage.

The Artist has had a very stressful week. He had to deal with: The Wrecking Crew, The Monkees, Keanu's bass playing, The White House, bridal showers and family boxing night.

Mex sees a doctor festival. The Artist thinks Prince may be talented- not sure. Your Huckleberry then tries to break The Zodiac Killer's code and ciphers by pretending he doesn't care.

The Artist now knows a real-life doctor. Mex reminisces about his old, boring dinosaur books, plays with his Fonzie doll and learns that personality, not accomplishments make for a primo serial killer.

The Artist pays his respects to a fellow dandy. We hear the hit song "Funeral Girl". David has met new glorious birds. Mex was scared by a dinosaur AND Morgan Freeman. "The A**hole of 9/11" will be Your Huckleberry's new documentary project.

Mex realizes the Secret Service learned their trade from The Holy Grail castle guards. The Orange Dope ruins The Artist's love of assassination yarns. Your Huckleberry remembers a hero and also honors his Uncle who inspired The Kid's dandyness.

The Artist regrets his weed usage. Your Huckleberry tries watching TV only to find out that 2 crappy presidents are enough and time portals suck. Mex inquires about Bigfeets and their many incarnations.

Cool Daddy Warbles™ makes a rare appearance as Mex's voice drops into Balrog-range. Shane and Wilson have it out as The Huckleberry returns from Alabama. The Artist questions his placement on the spectrum. During this personal reflection, David finishes off his can of wee soda and gets all intelligible.

Mex claims Gene Hackman is the Dark Horse. The Artist takes advice from a pirate and remembers getting into some pinball adventures with Tommy. The Kid thinks Marilyn Monroe can heal you. Your Huckleberry reminisces about Tommy's mom's under thigh.

The Artist needs THC for the TSA. We hear a tale about squirrels in the hood. Mex goes on Snaggle's roof for a jam session and Your Huckleberry thinks a guy should be able to proudly wear balloon t*ts.

Your Huckleberry returns from Arizona with tales of man-boobs, cheeseburgers and solitude. The Artist forgets how baseball works. The Boy shows up with a kick ass girlfriend.

The Artist looks forward to The Arizona Summit. Mex realizes his main contribution to the game of golf is the tater-tot. A tribute to the band Redbone is performed to welcome back Billy Stinkfeather™. Your Huckleberry realizes that killing your own guys in a war is not recommended.

Mex gets a new jazzy toy for his birthday. The Huckleberry suffers an embarrassing golf injury. The Artist then must come to grips with the fact that Bill Pullman, although a good President, doesn't hand out space helmets to his minions.

Mex goes to a golf show like Marvin Nash. The Artist then remembers why he doesn't watch UFC fights. Your Huckleberry thinks the current political climate is very Roman in its methodology. 

Mex deals karma to the Douchebag Golf Pro. The Artist loves when a Dracula joins Paul Revere & The Raiders. Your Huckleberry realizes the whole world's watching, but it's cool cus Jennifer Love Hewitt is watching too.

Mex gets into it with the medical profession. The Artist decides to flex his indigenous status. Your Huckleberry dissects the awful world of the racial slur, all while waiting for Sapphire to return from lunch.

The Mexican praises the bunny-guy. The Artist has a special place in his heart for a speech impediment featured in a love song from the 70's. Your Huckleberry encounters a robot, but ends up becoming friends with it. Mex is falsely accused of steamy graffiti.

The Artist decrees no more airports for him. Mex may have stabbed The Missus with a fork in Puerto Rico. Your Huckleberry visits a rainforest, a tall tower and a missing presidential statue.

The Huckleberry is forced below ground to do his show. Mex shares his love of emergency room waiting areas. The Douchebag Golf Pro is back and crapping on the youth. The Artist must then channel his best Steve Hanson.

Mex refuses to participate in group football viewing. The Artist creates two new golf phenomenons: Saplings and Horse Golf. Your Huckleberry busts out some Tiffany and wonders if some border patrol dudes were on Red & Stimpy.

The Huckleberry has an unpleasant interaction with a douchebag golf pro. Your Boi roots for his team, but in a sedated condition. Mex finishes Stranger Things and gots some questions. The Artist then declares former Bears' quarterback Steve Fuller a dancing machine.

The Artist discovers a severe case of Resting Bitch Face at his Fortress of Solitude. Mex questions Winona Ryder's ability to infiltrate a gulag. Your Huckleberry reminisces about his old band and we get to meet the dreaded Mr. Fafootz™

The Artist starts his seventh season by getting all into them 'lil foos from Hawkins, Indiana. Mex decides he needs more nudity from his commercial jingles. Your Huckleberry has a deep discussion about necks with his son AND David gets golf tips from a couple of Austrians.

David ends Season 6  by declaring that he would rather be an artist than a demagogue. Mex builds a cheating golfer AND a big green monster in his wrestling video game. The Artist's attempt at a Christmas cookie turns into a political nightmare.

The Artist celebrates the holidays by hosting the entire cast of characters to Mexy Park. Gifts were exchanged, some were cool, some sucked and a few may be a hazardous waste situation. Some little guests surprise the gang. Snags STILL gets grounded and don't even get me started on what The Mouth of Sauron eats on the road.

Mex has to decide how to cover a Humble Pie song. Mouth of Sauron visits to unveil The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show™ plans. The Artist meets a dude that can cook AND knows about Space Ghost. Your Huckleberry is not so keen on the newest member of Kiss.

Your Huckleberry angers the Levi Golf Club. A good golfer with an extra chromosome makes friends with Mex and The G-Gasm Crew. Mex digs pale guitarists named "Jack". The Artist brings in The Dragon to defeat all pajama warriors.

Your Huckleberry laughs at a hypocrite who mocks snizz. Mex's political cartoon may cause a potential war between a non-racist building and a crappy president. War is declared on squirrels, and The Artist reminisces about a time when he was almost swolt.

Mex learns all about central asian candy and neckbeards. The Artist knows why the Ghostbusters Old Lady is the jam. Your Huckleberry then makes Satan walk like a girl, watches Goodfellas high and has tales to tell you about the blue goo.

The Artist returns to his old video games. This involved visits from Gunny and Stitch. Mex watches a marionette scuba dive. We hear the debut of a song in praise of woke buildings. Your Huckleberry doesn't care if Tom Cruise is in there...DON'T GO INSIDE!!!!!

The Artist doesn't do wakes very well. Mex adopts the persona of The Baba Yaga in order to bring balance to indoor golf. Your Huckleberry then finds some parallels between Dear Leader and Pogo the Clown. Oh, and never chase a sunglasses thief.

Your Huckleberry is wondering why Skabadoo can't just walk it off. Mex has to choose between a serial killer and two angry bothers. Sometimes, The Artist dreams that he is me, especially when he dunks on a policeman.

The Huckleberry mourns another rocker from space. Mex goes to a Bears' game with The U.N. of Evil and their offspring, only to find a bigger group of potential jag offs. The Artist has had enough with cheating on the course and finally... Do you know the MUFFIN MAN?!

Mex questions success. The Artist entertains his little cousins and knows he's ready for Papa Duties. Empty Nestor's cousin Nestor shows up. Your Huckleberry realizes he's a golf influencer, especially when it comes to porn. The Kid chooses The Joker over The Hulk- only as it pertains to their balls.

Mex has hit it big in fictional lands. The Artist delves into the intricacies of The Claw Game. The Kid gets a major hookup, which includes a stoned towel. Your Huckleberry creates the best pro wrestler ever- Macho Man Olmos, who specializes in... flipping off babies.

The Huckleberry realizes he's too old to move. An HOA Karen tries to be bossy, but runs into a psycho during a low blood sugar episode. The Artist thinks we have taken on the personality of our dumb orange coach. Empty Nestor™ may have an alter ego named Fulfilled Nestor™. Mex decides to rank presidential mibs, and wants to do a flip like Skattebo.

Your Huckleberry loses his hairdresser and must enlist the services of John Wick. The Artist must be nice to a total doosher. Mex must then decide if getting a Russian haircut can be the key to a decent mid-life crisis.

The Artist becomes Mextradamus and foresees more bamboozlement. Your Huckleberry confesses to being a recovering buff. Mex ponders life's biggest mysteries: Can you assassinate a dog? Can David's tongue heal, and why is Napolean Dynamite building a hotel? 

The Artist says "Take a look around you, boy. It's bound to scare you, boy".

The Huckleberry planned on lovely show dedicated to a family wedding. Unfortunately, The Artist's weekend was ruined by Karens, The Broccoli-Headed boys and the pasty people. However Mex still has fun, especially the part where he gets out of a DUI.

The Huckleberry learns the truth about a dictator's junk. Mex is appalled at the hate directed at MJ's. The Artist plays a big ass piano then gets into puppets and random pictures of Donny Most.

Your Huckleberry compares nazis and orange kings. Mex sees a rabbit worse than The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. We finally get introduced to Shotgun Jones® and his military prowess. Famed imaginary guitar player, Rags, shows up to create yet another tribute band.

A random golfer gets Your Huckleberry into another nice mess. Golfin' Jimmy takes a tumble, Mohammed, Jugdish, Sydney & Clayton volunteer to help. The Artist then square dances with his best friend.

Mex was applauded by greenskeepers. The Artist visits a fancy place and offends everyone with his head covering. Your Huckleberry then tries to understand Sam's dog and at the same time, create two potential golf euphemisms.

The Artist continues to celebrate The Prince of Darkness. Mex then feeds cottage cheese to a war pig and sings the praises of Brenda Vaccaro. We meet Snaggy Snagbourne© and his lawyer. Mex then reminisces about the time he was a slave.

The Artist pays his respects to Ozzy by using Ai imagery of him with other dead musicians. Your Huckleberry takes erbody to Rock School to learn about The Devil's Interval. Charles Bronson makes an appearance and Mex breaks out of his Gump braces on the golf course.

Your Huckleberry says "NO" to The Great White North. The Artist is in praise of older women. Mex then contemplates whether a sloth can dunk and if he should frag Pvt. Boyd.