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The Phlegm Cat Podcast — 315 episodes
Haggis, Stomach Linings and Dates
Soccer is Caillou
What Do The Avengers Got To Do With Soccer, Nimrod?
You're Gonna Get Chingasos
I Ain't Gettin' Soapy With Nobody
Tell Us More, Wise, Swarthy One
A Lot of Aardvarks Own Yachts
That Dinosaur's Name was Kyle
That's a Crisis Goat
That Ain't Nuthin' But a Skunk Ape
Editing Out All The Mucus
Writhing Ann-Margret with the Kung Fu Grip
Look at the Rack on Popeye Doyle
Everybody Needs Pants
I Wore Out My "Run" Button
Steep My Soda, Leprosy Guy
You Can't See Our Rocket Show, Mex
You're Harshing My Buzz, Vietnam!
Good Chuy Hunting
You Can't Lip Sync Shakers
The Extra Bonus of Scrambleness
Furnaces and Sump Pumps and Fridges and Mice
Consenting Teenager Diddles
On An 'L' Train with Ed O'Bradovich
You Could Be in a Pickle Cult
We Were Raised On Subterfuge
A Series of Ridiculous Culinary Exploits
The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
How Does One Carve a Jheri Curl?
The Baba Yaga Took Bay 8
I'll Send a Happy Thing
Get My Pumper On The Goo Stick
Functioning Mommy Biscuits
Pancake Makeup and Shovels
I Was Never In a Bomb Fight
Captain Jack Boozer
The Building's Name is "Stan"
Nobody Flips-Off Babies
A Lot of Piv-Otts
The Perineum of Knowledge
Don't Be Racist, I Am a Building.
Don't Unalive Stuff
The Evil Axis of Algorithm Bamboozlers
Ken's a V-Boy and So's The Puppet
MuscleBunny of Death
Raccoon Caligula
Dogs. Crayons...It's Cool.
A Quesadilla Can Be Scary From a Distance
I Didn't Get To Meet LBJ
Some of My Best Friends Are Leeches
Crazy Homie Bunny Freaky Deck Love
Cardinals LOVE Cannonball Adderley
Jumpy, Pony Dances and Kicky Stuff
All The Warblers Get Habeas Corpus
All I Could Think of Was Horsefoot
American Goldfinch, Mama Let Me Be
I Want Your Sex Cords
YOU'RE MY BOY, SKABBA-DOO!!!
HERE COMES THE GAVEL!!!!
Eight Different Tones of Bong
Exercise Your Beak Rights
Creepy Skull Bone and Old People Skin
Big Chucky Beef Arms
I Landed On My Soul
Thank You, Gherkin Fairy
Hermaphrodite Salmon
Chello Chooze
I'm Not Signing Your Puppy
Sphincter Army
I Take My Cues From Amphibians
Burly Pipes Are Fun
Angry Poems
The Ice Cream Man Stole Our Demon
Extra Crazy Doesn't Solve Crazy
I'm a Fan of Weird Lands
Geckos Don't Judge Cowboys
Rose is a Turd-Hogger
A Cave Called "Yuk-Yuk's"
Hey! KICK HIS PENGUIN!!!!!!
The 5th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
I Don't Have Mean Gangster Poems
Regular Cat Neck
That Poncho Stage of Life
Of Course I Got a Wah-Wah
That Sounded Like Butt Skin to Me
Dat's a Good Pie Over Dare
Your Pain Smells Like White Castle
Ca-Ca Tom™
A Place For Fancy Lads To Go
Cornbits and Nibblins
You Just Don't Sell a Ghillie Suit
The Noo-Noo Thing That Did Suckies
The Annual Fancy Cat Dance Ball
Gravelly Joe™
A Conglomerate of Dudes
We Had Wheelie Poses
Rules Hurt My Feelings
A Forcefield of Low-End Funk
Pumper Chubby
I Put a Dead Mouse on the Internet
Spyda McGooch
You Just Know Regular Eagles
Kid Gusto
I Hate Illiterate Squirrels
Misanthroperrific
Who Breaks a Machete?
I'M ON THE SOUP TEAM!!!
The Mount Rushmore of Gout
Naked in a Birdbath
Silk Glove on an Angry Glum-Fist
You Can't Wear Candy On Your Feet, Foo.
Ready For Number Second?
Now My Head Stinks
You Don't Look a Day Over Methuselah
Cuatro!
The Rhombus of Life
Ya Dumb Astronaut
Golgotha Hernandez
I Can Handle a Goofy-Ass Clown
Cartoons Make Awful Spy Robots
Through The Prism of the 'Tism
It's An Easter Pickle Fight!
There's Nothing More Unoriginal Than Being Unoriginal
His Funk Wasn't Spontaneous
Crêpey Bacon People
White Dude Beach Pants
One For Fatty
Keep To The Dang Aesthetic!
Bobby Johnson's Rat Pack Puppet Show
I Don't Draw Undercarriages
The Monkey Theory Is Not Valid
Coleslaw Jenkins
The 4th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Somebody Better Tackle These Flaming People
I Don't Remember Learning About Teeth
Air Crash Werewolf
You Smell Like Rhythm Nation
Eaten Like Ray Liotta's Head
Wolfman Sex Party
It's Just Kevin
Yngmay Walpsteen
Bad Carlos. BAD CARLOS!!!!!
I Got Problems, Eeyore. I Got Problems.
You Think Prince Ever Did a Puzzle?
Suspestus and the Compound Stuff
Naked Chicken Fights
Get Off The Bed, Monkey
Doggy Bits and a Root Beer
Cool Daddy Warbles™
Naked Karate
The Calibration of Your Patella
Attractive Bums and Lasagna
They Won't Let You Switch Underpants
I Don't Know The Genders of Bovines
I Can't Find My Neck
There's Some Risqué Underpants
That's How You Not Get a Job
I Needed To Grab a Sicilian Bird
Give It To Lance The Pygmy
She's Not Fudd Level
The Pathology of Pig Murder
Ice Pick and Sandwiches
Super-Long Gorilla Chimpy Arms
A Plethora of Floating Fourths
Spaghetti as a Helmet
A Staple of Heels
Jasper, Ernie and Bear Trap Phil
Previously Owned, Celebrity Skin
Gravity's For Chumps
Onion Rings and Misery
Bless This House, Cucamonga Joe
All of Texas Lives in Texas
Axes Are Color Blind
Bearer of the Banana of Justice
Some Dudes Are Shiny
Man, This Is An Expensive Nothing
52° Coolo
Drive-bys During The Renaissance
I Haven't Sold My Teeth Yet
Quit Trying To Cancel Stupidity
Maybe I See The Logic of Dog Bag
Hope I Don't Get Hit With a Javelin
Valigator Nasty
Prime Insult Meat
The 3rd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Dum Dee-Dum, Delightful
Icy Brains
Pork Sausages and Jewelry
Cosmically Interesting
I Might've Drank Perfume
Disco Frankenstein
The Weird Stomach and the Bad Karate
Purple Smokey Buttcheeks
Mr. Fun Buns
I'm Not Gonna Say "Butt Pudding"
Balls Deep in a Pumpkin
God Help Us, It's Mongolian Throat Singers!
Floppy Dangler or Texas Butt Crack
I'm The Duke of Pudding
The Last Remnants of Caucasian Survival
I Identify As a Unicorn
Dudes Get Cumbersome
You Like Stretchy Pants, You Know You Do
Free Source of Blood, Dude!
I Don't Drink. I Don't Like Bears
This Sticky-Icky Was the Dang, Diggity, Schnizzle Schnit
The Jonestown of Golf Tees
I'm With You Fellers
There's No Optometrists in the Ocean
Just An Ocean-Bound Floating Orb
Crazy Clowns and Space Turtles
Captain Wheezy Boy
Some Sort of Monkey Ape Chicken
An Evil Glen Campbell For Dessert
LPH
Big-Ass Spread of Dynamic Chow
"I Think I Mooned a Conquistador"
Thank You, Mr. Broccoli.
F-28 Phantom Boogie Monster Boogaloo Plane
Humanoid Bunny Guy
The Billy Jack of Weight Loss
You Can't Make Fun of a Guy's Head
Colors Are Easy
"Monkey" is Trending. Awesome.
Quit Talking About Gibbons In Church
You Can't Get Babies To Vote
That Butt Stuff Was Superfluous
Karate's From Japan, Ya Dumb King
The Country of Alaskas
Tomorrow Was Awesome
I Know My Prostrate's OK
Drawing Dogs and Crying
My Arsenal of Stupidity
Look At This Kid and His Head
Naked Betty White
Doesn't Matter Who Has Syphilis
The 2nd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Just Cuz You're All Paul
At The Desert, Turn Left
Ann, Shut Up.
Beets and Peas
You're All Knowledgeable About Cacti
I Lost 3/4 of ABBA
Finger Jabbies to Thumb Slappies
Who Needs An Extra Lady Head?
David, That's Gross
The Languishing
Can I Ride Your Dog?
Blast U Like a Aminal
Crazy Ghetto Hooker Punch
Chickpeas and Shrimp
Man, 9/11 Sucked.
The Mullet Parents
Santa Don't Got a Birthmark
I'm Not Crying, YOU'RE Crying. Crier.
Spiderman Eyeball Connectors
The Realm of Meat
Lips, Tongues, Probies, Tongue-Punches
It's Just Craig
You Callin' Me a Chicken, Butterfield?
Loose Beasties and a Gunshot Wound
You Can't Handle Me, Frog
Grabbed Me By The Boo Boo
Ya Fatty Panda Trash-Bastard
I'm Not Gonna Make Suck Jokes
There's No Rules In The Bush
You Remember Verbal Steamer
A Forest of Crappy Forest Crap
Orgies In The Middle of a Sewer
Go Away, Head Lice Randy!
Puke's Not My Thing, Man
I Like To Gavotte
The Lumber of Death
Is Mex Durden Building An Army?
It Was a Poverty Clubfoot
I'm Not Eating a Starfish
I Saw Triangles, I Saw Crack.
I Don't Care About Ruth Buzzi
Nipple Earrings
All Stiffy and Non-Stretchy
Thwart The Nasty
You Got Brown-Eyed Soul!
Nothing Worse Than Surprise Gunfire
A Lazy Eye Fetish
Hey! That Fat Guy's Recording Us!"
Hillbilly Ass-Whoopin'
I'm Gonna Get 8 Likes
Big Medical Skull Guy
The Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
The Hierarchy of Rodents
You Can't Wrap a Mouse
Regular Fat Curly Leg
I Have Bad Shreds
I Don't Mind Blubber
I Hate Shoddy Memework
Everybody Hates My Chips
Holy Water Can Burn
Befouled By a Podcaster
Cholos From Vietnam
I Jam Like a Fish
Communal Showers And Buggery
That Gecko's a Chick
Ya Gotta Have A Rudy
Spooky Pumpkin Smokehead
Who Dare Touch The King's Bottom?
I Believe In The No.9
How's It Goin', Carl?
A Recipe For Suck
Big Giant Bacon Fists
White Lady Picnic Dance
Mr. Braggy Pants
Super Fibula
Blood and Seaweed
Chorizo & Eggs
I'm a Brown Spin-Off