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The Pitt Crew

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Welcome to THE PITT CREW - a podcast dedicated to discussing HBO Max’s THE PITT. Join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they work through the details and dilemmas of Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center and struggle to hold their pee between union-mandated bathroom breaks.And… in their off time, join Camille, Mal, and Robert in THE PUCK CREW, where they discuss Crave’s hit original series HEATED RIVALRY and the books that started it all. The door code is 1919 - which we’re totally chill about because there’s no hidden sentimentality at all there. None at all.

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Episodes

  1. Ilya Rozanov Punches a Homophobe

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters eleven and twelve of Role Model and finish chapter twenty-one of The Long Game by Rachel Reid. They’ll do dramatic readings and discuss Dallas Kent's hurt feelings, Troy going to his first gay bar, and…

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  2. Harris Drover: A “Nice" Guy and "Not, like, ugly"

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and kitten Shane Hollander as they discuss chapters eight, nine, and ten of Role Model by Rachel Reid. They’ll discuss Troy's incredible skedaddling skills, the Centaurs hospital visit, and Harris's confusion as to why this straight...

  3. Shane Loverboy Hollander Returns

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters 19, 20 and part of chapter 21 of the Long Game by Rachel Reid. They’ll discuss Hollanov domesticity, Ilya's inability to let himself fall apart, and Shane plotting Ilya's death after suggesting they open...

  4. Look at Our Bits!

    Welcome to THE PITCH CREW. This week, join Mal, Camille, and Robert as they discuss episodes three and four of Slo Pitch season one (now streaming in Canada, the UK, and Ireland!) They'll discuss the Boris/Barb lore, bed humps, and Scottish treasure. Wanna go ad-free? Join our...

  5. Harris Drover is Living In a Hallmark Movie

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily of Monster Donut Pod as they discuss chapters six and seven (ayyyy) of Role Model by Rachel Reid. They’ll discuss Harris’s heart condition, his penchant for sucking off snowmen, and Bood’s BBQ skills. Wanna go...

  6. Boris: An Artist. A Wordsmith.

    Welcome to THE PITCH CREW. This week, join Mal, Camille, and Robert as they discuss episodes one and two of Slo Pitch season one (now streaming in Canada, the UK, and Ireland!) They'll discuss graffiti set design, Joanne's downbadism, and Nadine Bhabha as Mommy. Wanna go ad-free? Join our...

  7. Did Ilya Rozanov Just... Adopt Troy Barrett?

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapter eighteen of The Long Game and chapter five of Role Model by Rachel Reid -- AKA The Long Model. They'll discuss Ilya's spiritual connection to Bella Swan (yes, that one), how stinky Troy is, and how badly…

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  8. Only REAL Boys Can Have Quarter Life Crises, Troy Barrett

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters three and four of Role Model by Rachel Reid. They'll talk about how painfully not self-actualized Troy is, nature vs. nurture re: Shane & Troy, and Harris's unwavering goodness and optimism. Wanna go...

  9. The Centaurs Get a Puppy (And Also Troy Barrett)

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapter seventeen of The Long Game and chapters one and two of Role Model by Rachel Reid. The tandem read begins! They’ll talk about whether Troy’s woe-is-me vibe is funny or annoying, the depraved things Robert’s...

  10. Shane Hollander Needs a Cheat Day

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Erin Hattamer as they discuss chapters fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen of The Long Game by Rachel Reid. They'll talk about what Ilya is brave enough to say, but only in Russian, Shane's whack-ass punctuation in…

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  11. BREAKING NEWS: Dr. Robby Found Alive

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert to discuss The Pitt's SEASON THREE TRAILER! (We know we said no new episode this week but The Pitt said LOL you thought) Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠⁠ @pittcrewpodcast. Don't forget to join our…

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  12. [Intermission buzzer sound]

    Hi everyone! We recorded this before deciding to release it in advance of Monday to give you a heads up, so excuse the "today" verbiage, etc. We didn't want you waking up Monday morning and being let down when there wasn't an episode. Give your beautiful cats a squeeze and a hug for us, in honor…

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  13. Ilya Rozanov: A Magician, A Gladiator, A Huuusband

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters twelve and thirteen of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss how mentally unwell Shane is, the first and most important Hollanov wedding, and how much we adore almost all of the Ottawa Centaurs. Wanna...

  14. Shane Hollander is an Edgelord

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters ten and eleven of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss the return of WOAT Rose Landry, Shane's flirty talk on the ice, and Ilya pushing away the pain. Plus, Shane and Ilya make a mess and Robert…

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  15. Ilya Rozanov Has a Couple Tricks Down His Pants

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters eight and nine of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss how to play Yahtzee, Hollanov thirst traps, and Evan Slur-stra's awful music taste. Ilya's lost phone can be viewed here. Wanna go ad-free?…

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  16. Shane Hollander Loves... Exercise

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters five through seven of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss Shane's inability to dress gay, Ilya's desperate need for exhibitionism, and finally gettin' down and doin' the deed. Don't forget to join…

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  17. A Twink (Fabian Salah) & A Redhead (Ryan Price)

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Sydney (Mal's "best friend from college") as they discuss chapters three and four of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss Shane's inability to label himself as queer, Hollanov's first ever double date, and...

  18. Irina Rozanova Comes to Visit

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily from Believe In Anything Pod as they discuss chapters one and two of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll establish ourselves as Shaniacs, talk about how Emily is an ally, and talk about Ilya shedding Russia....

  19. Gimme Emmy!

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert to discuss The Pitt's TWENTY-FIVE Emmy nominations! Follow us on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠ @pittcrewpodcast. Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with...

  20. Hayden Pike Hates Two Things: Mushrooms and Ilya Rozanov

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss My Dinner With Hayden and the epilogue of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. Dinner is heated, so is the conversation, and Mal and Camille come to blows. Also, additional coming and blowing. Don't forget to join our...

  21. David Hollander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Peeping Tom Incident

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters twenty-six and twenty-seven of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. David Hollander kicks in the closet door, Shane and Ilya have sticky shorts, and Yuna Hollander is a #ally. Is on the water, Hollander. Fucking...

  22. Ilya Rozanov Cosplays as a Canadian

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily from Believe In Anything Pod as they discuss chapters twenty-four and twenty-five of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Hollanov get domestic, are attacked by wolves, and Mal almost believes Camille's milk ice lie....

  23. Shane Hollander's Head is Fine

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Danielle from Believe In Anything Pod as they discuss chapters twenty-two and twenty-three of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Scott Hunter might be kissing random men on TV, but Shane Hollander's only interested in...

  24. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are Super Platonic

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and returning special guest Miranda as they discuss chapters nineteen through twenty-one of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Mal desperately wants to be loved, Shane might not be an asshole, and Camille does have standards - they're...

  25. Harrison Browne IS Connor Connors The Fifth

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. HAPPY PRIDE! This week, we're joined by a very special guest - author, filmmaker, actor, and retired professional hockey player Harrison Browne. While you may know him from his role in Heated Rivalry, Harrison is also the first out trans professional hockey player. We'll...

  26. Shane & Ilya Do Open Heart Surgery

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Leigh from Believe in Anything Pod as they discuss chapters sixteen through eighteen of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. Shane wonders if he can get pregnant, Ilya wonders if he can get Shane pregnant, and a lot of...

  27. WE LAUNCHED MERCH!

    Just wanted to give you a quick call to let you know that our merch is now available! You can find our stickers at our ⁠Etsy shop⁠. Keep your eyes peeled for other drops and thank you for your support!

  28. Rose Landry is The Catch of The Day

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters fourteen and fifteen of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. Romance author Jess K Hardy chimes in as they discuss Shane learning to flirt without stakes, describing men vs women to sketch artists, and how you'd...

  29. Ilya Rozanov Is Mushy Inside

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Erin Hattamer as they discuss chapters twelve and thirteen of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. They'll talk about Shane's use of the R-word and Ilya's breaking of routines. Plus, Mal calls women 'things' and Camille…

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  30. Heated Rivalry is Dog-Walking Purity Culture

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and special guest and hockey mom Betsy (Camille's godmother) as they discuss Evangelical purity culture in the South. They'll discuss when it started, why, and the marks it leaves on those that it affects. Plus - how Heated Rivalry is…

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  31. IMPORTANT: Schedule & updates

    Hello, everyone! Quick message for you all on this pleasant Saturday morning. If you have questions regarding purity culture in the Southern US Evangelical circles, please comment them or email them to [email protected] so that we can discuss them with our resident hockey mom. Also -...

  32. Ilya Rozanov is a Sex Symbol(ism)

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily from Monster Donut Podcast as they discuss chapters ten and eleven of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry and the Las Vegas Remix from her website. They'll discuss how the smut furthers the plot, how Ilya exposes...

  33. Shane Hollander Wins Fastest Shot

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters seven through nine of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. They'll discuss the return of Consent King Ilya Rozanov, Shane's sex condo, and the beginning of the fall. Plus, Yuna Hollander is a party animal. Make...

  34. 9:00 P.M. - Tincture of time

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert for one last hour of the shift. They discuss pirating piss, nightcrawlers, and how friends karaoke when they care-aoke. You did it, kid. Now go take that well-deserved nap. They Didn’t Want to Have C-Sections. A Judge Would Decide...

  35. 8:00 P.M. - White Knight White Noise

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Francis Dominic as they discuss shpitting, the departure of the dinosaur, and how everyone just loves Jack Abbot. Plus — make sure you stay through the credits for a blooper you really won’t want to miss. Follow...

  36. Shane Hollander Has The Anxiety Zoomies

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters four through six of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. They discuss the the differences between the Rozanovs and Hollanders, the first All-Star Weekend, and how Ilya can't help but twirl his hair and kick his...

  37. 7:00 P.M. - Changing of the Guard

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they drop to their knees in gratitude for the night shift, bond over their shared confusion due to lack of medical training, and dream of all the awful things they'd like to happen to Monica (it's just soup for my family,...

  38. 6:00 P.M. - Memento Mori

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW.This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and returning guest Erin Hattamer as they discuss their favorite fights of the season, cowboy and rural medicine, and how Dana didn’t do anything at all to that man because she was definitely on a fishing trip with Erin catching sea...

  39. Shane Hollander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Six Years

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss the prologue and first three chapters of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Robert finds out about Ilya's bear tattoo, they discuss bottom behavior, and boy oh boy is Shane's internal monologue... hella depressing.…

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  40. 5:00 P.M. - This is KIND OF an emergency...

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss the male loneliness epidemic (boooo!), "both sides," and their growing adoration of Dr. Al-Hashimi. Plus — scrub bottoms! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and...

  41. 4:00 P.M. - Mommy Issues

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss Robby’s sparkling personality, how badly Robert wants another tragic death this season, and how much everyone hates orthopedic surgeons. Plus — Top Ramen! Follow us on…

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  42. HEATED RIVALRY SEASON TWO: Oh God, They're ALL Gay!

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest author Norees Gasper as they discuss season two of Heated Rivalry. Which gays will we meet? Will any be left out? Will Shane and Ilya get to have their double date? And what about the dogs!? Add The Arcane Archives…

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  43. 3:00 P.M. - We live in Hell

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss lesbian drama, losing everything but your important fingers, and talking with your bro who's definitely not coming back from his sabbatical. Also — listen to women of color when they're your patient and immigrants...

  44. BONUS: SNL Dress Rehearsal Recap

    Not live and only 75% from New York, it's not Saturday night! But Mal did attend the dress rehearsal for Connor Storrie's debut as an SNL host, and she made some friends along the way. In this bonus episode, Camille gets the down-low from Mal and our new friends Leigh and Emily regarding sketches...

  45. 2:00 P.M. - This is the Dark Ages

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss hot dinosaurs, the aura of beef, and the importance of mentors that have faith in you. Also — yuck, yuck, yuck, ewwwwwyuck! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,...

  46. HEATED RIVALRY 1x06: I Love You - Here's The Plan (PART TWO)

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. Join Camille, Mal, returning rookie Erin, and special guest and trauma therapist Miranda as they discuss reparative experiences, how fun it is to be evil and gay, and how the Hollanders (and honorary Hollander Ilya) comfort each other with logistics. Plus, literally...

  47. 1:00 P.M. - This is gonna be fun

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest comedian Erin Hattamer as they discuss Jack Abbot in uniform, how much Robby hates Langdon, and how Roxie's husband doesn't deserve to be named Shane. Plus, we get serious about mental health in Black American...

  48. HEATED RIVALRY 1x06: The Driftwood Moose in The Room (PART ONE)

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. Join Camille, Mal, returning rookie Erin, and special guest and trauma therapist Miranda as they discuss childhood trauma, snail trails, and the emotional effect of a 3 minute, 18 second take. Make sure you meet us back at the cottage next week for part two - there's so...

  49. 12:00 P.M. - Always listen to the nurses

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Ilyssa (illymation) as they discuss work place treats, motorcycle triangles, and how nurses keep the world spinning. Plus, RIP Louie - this is that good TV hurt. Follow us on...

  50. HEATED RIVALRY 1x05: WYCTMCTS? DGTR. CTMH...

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. Join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest comedian Erin Hattamer as they discuss significant confessions in both English and Russian, HBO's awful translated subtitles, and the power of Rose Landry and Svetlana Vetrova. Find Erin on Instagram @erinhatta and TikTok (for...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to THE PITT CREW - a podcast dedicated to discussing HBO Max’s THE PITT. Join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they work through the details and dilemmas of Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center and struggle to hold their pee between union-mandated bathroom breaks.And… in their off time, join Camille, Mal, and Robert in THE PUCK CREW, where they discuss Crave’s hit original series HEATED RIVALRY and the books that started it all. The door code is 1919 - which we’re totally chill about because there’s no hidden sentimentality at all there. None at all.

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