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The Pocketbook

by Kelsey

The downmarket cheap paperback version of the books you know you should read but just...don’t...want to. We read the hard stuff so you don’t have to! Tune in to Season 1 to get the pocketbook edition of the Old Testament. Naked grandpas, pogo snakes-it’s all in there, so strap in and enjoy! Updates Wednesdays. Not recommended for listeners who don’t like a little blasphemy with their Bible talk.

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Episodes

  1. Muted

    Trying to focus on black voices and experiences this week. Wanted to just pop in and remind you all the the words we’re reading through right now have been used as weapons against POC for centuries. Also, if you made it through all of the New Testament and didn’t think Jesus would have been right...

  2. 16-Questionable Structural Integrity

    Military strategy, clever ladies, spies on spies on spies, a really weird battle, and a whole can of whoop-ass

  3. 15-Too Much Whining

    Leprous skin, poisonous snakes, Those Dudes Who Ruin It For Everyone, and one mistake that gets you evicted.

  4. 14-Sacrificial Snack Time!

    A Levitican highlight reel, SO MANY rules, God:2 Aaron:0, cursers get beat, and a some awkward social rules.

  5. Everyone Has A Cow

    Sins, a sweet rave, a good old fashioned massacre, Build-An-Arc, and your very own tabernacle. Made it to the end of Exodus!!

  6. Layin Down The LAW

    Just don’t curse people, okay? Don’t do it. Also, be nice to the aliens, you never know.

  7. 11-The Whiniest Roadtrip

    Magic bread, quail poop, fire pillars, and delegation.

  8. Plague Swap!

    If you’re bummed out about the Coronavirus, check out these plagues! Gnats! Locusts! Boooooils!! It could be so much worse. Welcome to the book of Exodus, folks-don’t forget to wash your hands.

  9. Egyptian Road Trip!

    Presents, silver cups, plots within plots within plots, brotherly love, Pharaoh’s a bro, embalming, and getting left in Egypt without your tour guide!

  10. BONUS: Let’s Hear it for TAMAAAAR

    Bonus episode for your week! The lady doesn’t get burnt in this one.

  11. Joseph And The Very Normal Coat

    Childhoods=crushed. The coat had sleeves though, so that’s better, right? Part one of Joseph’s Deluxe Egyptian Glow Up

  12. Kiss And Make Up

    There are a lot of kisses and blessings, it takes a whole half hour to tie up Jacob’s story, plus a weird wrestling match, questionable consent, the patriarchy, and parenthetical death. As always, it’s a good time. WARNING: some discussion of rape, please skip through to the welcome back if this...

  13. Nasty, Tricksy Hobbitses

    Tricks! Lies! Deception! The worst disguise, clever girls, sad siblings and tons of sons.

  14. The Bible Bachelor

    No roses here, but there are nose rings, camels, the Seduction Deluxe Pack, the Ancient Welcome Spa, and some pre-drama drama.

  15. You’re Gonna Be Stars, Kids

    Covenants! Sacrifices! More covenants! Sister Act 2.0 and a Really Confused King! Get out your notebooks, class, God’s about to Make A Prophecy, and we’re going to want to check his homework later.

  16. Lot And All The Sh*t

    Phew, this is a heavy one. A Sister Act, an Unspecified Plague, the original Sodomy, some light sexism, and flexing on the Pharaoh. It’s a treat. I guess.

  17. Murder and Floods and Curses, Oh My!

    An action packed episode! The first murder, a giant flood, rainbows, naked grandpas, curses, and the reason you don’t speak all the languages.

  18. In The Beginning

    Welcome to the first episode of Pocketbook! For the first season, we’re tackling the Old Testament. If you’ve ever wondered who was actually there for the fall from Eden (allegedly) or how many creations stories there really are in the book (spoilers: it’s more than one), then this episode has...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The downmarket cheap paperback version of the books you know you should read but just...don’t...want to. We read the hard stuff so you don’t have to! Tune in to Season 1 to get the pocketbook edition of the Old Testament. Naked grandpas, pogo snakes-it’s all in there, so strap in and enjoy! Updates Wednesdays. Not recommended for listeners who don’t like a little blasphemy with their Bible talk.

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Kelsey

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The downmarket cheap paperback version of the books you know you should read but just...don’t...want to. We read the hard stuff so you don’t have to! Tune in to Season 1 to get the pocketbook edition of the Old Testament. Naked grandpas, pogo snakes-it’s all in there, so strap in and enjoy! Updates...

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