The Podcast Awards

Pokemon's bug catcher, a New Zealand moth, and a flamenco dancer are debating the best type of bug.Nominee: Bees, Spiders, Butterflies

The Snake, Eve, and Ung the caveman are gathering in paradise on earth to determine what the squiggliest fruit is.Nominees: buddha's hand lemon, rambutan, and banana

Three soldiers, after the war, discuss problematic language and bad optics on a beach in the Bahamas. The award this week is "best ice cream to get for someone when you aren't sure what ice cream they like."Nominees: Mint, Maple, Cookie Dough

Monk Son, Splat Monkey, and Mr. Hasboro are getting together to talk about mr beast, 9/11, tentacles, and more. Their mission by the end of the episode? Figure out the best thing to get filled all the way up with.Nominees: inhibitors, sand, tentacles

Return of the podcast, return of a favourite guest, return of good times and good laughs with good friends. Award is best dad.Nominees: The boss, nut kick monk, Liam's Mii

Alexander Graham Bell, a racist old-timey phone connector guy, and the song Operator by Shiloh are taking it easy this week. Not trying that hard to make you laugh. Award this week is best guy to be who is a circle most of the time.Nominees: Sonic, Kirby, guy who does parkour flips

I don't know why we keep doing either cryptids or God stuff, but this week three priests from different sizes of church are getting together to figure out the best thing God has willed. Alternate title: Semiotics and GomorroahNominees: a brilliant on chess.com, cheese, the holy redemption of goths

A pelican cryptid girl, a fish and wildlife ranger, and the poodle dog man from Sabrina Carpenter's Coachella performance are getting together to talk about...I dunno, this one goes off the rails. I didn't even realize KT's guy wasn't a literal dog for most of it. The award is best height for women.Nominees: 3 feet, 5'2", 100 feet

a noir detective, the internet girl, and a mechanic for the Amish decide on which fandom bumper sticker they'd most like to rear end, among a wide range of other topics. this one is long, wide ranging, intellectual, full of impressions, so on. critics are already calling it a classic.nominees: harry potter, naruto, and disney

Mr. Pay to Play, Mr. Game and Watch, and Mr. Fries and Bacon are getting together to negotiate deals, make money, and complete tasks. (Fixed the audio so Duncan isn't coming in and out of a fishbowl the whole time.)Nominees: the tooth one, the mom one, the big poutine an beermosa one

Duncan, a guy with a bunch of CCTV footage, and Liam get together to determine what is the worst thing to put on a bunch of televisions. Nominees: Kind of hard to explain?Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/aDMae4xM

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, the Family Guy cutaway writer, and KT get together to chat and share their love of various big men.Nominees: God, Peter Griffin, all Rikishi (from Sumo)

A shaolin monk, King Tut, and a guy who rides a chariot are coming together to brainstorm business ideas and share their lived experiences.Nominees: Egyptian murder beast games, cirque de soleil meets jackass, carriage cucking on demand

We took a week off because Canada lost the gold medal hockey game even though we were the better team and outplayed the opponents and had more scoring opportunities and Crosby was hurt and the Italian ice was actually bad I've heard also. Award this week is which celebrity would be the best knight for Clavicular to squire under. Fuck the USA forever.

Three hardworking guys get together to decide which of Liam's petty gripes is the most ridiculous, after updating each other on the olympics and current events.

Jigsaw, a jigsaw puzzle, and Gotye get together to kick off our olympic coverage, decide the monetary value of torture, and determine what is the most unsportsmanlike behavior.Nominees: Jigsaw death traps, American hubris, taking too many penalties

Margot Robbie, a dutch investor from the future, and robot Maggie Simpson get together to kick off year 2 of the podcast awards and decide what is the best thing to come in and out of your mouth.nominees, you ask? Secrets, Zyns, and cud.

We're rounding out our award season by giving out prizes for the best set of hosts and a special redemption round for all of our previous last place nominees.

Duncan, Kt, and Liam are back in the studio to host the first Ozkaar awards! We're running through our first two out of four brackets, Best Award and Best Winner, live on air for your viewing pleasure. Links to the brackets below:https://brackethq.com/b/ki05c/https://brackethq.com/b/dh05c/Also, check out the Zine KT and Liam published:https://ko-fi.com/evilsorcery/shop

We needed to have an even number of awards for our championship bracket, so we're back with one final week to decide which celebrity trio would be the best group to cast as cats, and to ring in the Year of Reading 2026. The audio breaks again at the end so I had to cut some out! Sorry! Imagine KT talking about Kieran Culkin as a cat, I'm sure if you're a loyal listener you can basically autofill that in your brain at this point.

What's up gamers, it's your local crew of baby princesses and also a koopa skeleton coming at you live discussing the best stages of life and avoiding all the real world politics that you should be getting elsewhere.

Some familiar faces are getting together to talk about the best sport to use for a Mad World edit. We're also doing free advertising for the next superstar of Canadian media, Heated Rivalry.

After an apology for the poor jury selection last week, three doctors get together to figure out which insult from the popular christmas tune "you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" would hurt the worst.

A broken man, a father trying his best, and an aspiring musician are figuring out murder methods.Nominees: club killing, lots of pills, destroy an entire countryOther topics: dog guitar, Trivago, piles of money, cloning, terrible bosses, piercings

A bunch of tuna cans get together to decide what the worst list to be on is.Nominees: Epstein list, naughty list, Times 100 best podcastsOther topics: Types of cryptids, the rules of the north pole, science, squilfs

Joner Nintendo, Bob King from Bowling, and Wade McTire discuss Sheep Week traditions and decide the best basher. nominees: Hard Headed Knock Kids, anti-HHKK, and bighorn sheep other topics: all the other usual stuff that is not timely or friendly to the algorithm (public transit, horror movies, Jacob Elordi)

A pure angel, a bust demon, and the sexual inspector spector gather to discuss tubes and their products.nominees: I don't even want to list them this week this podcast will not see the light of heavenother topics: pollution and coffee

A farmer, a government man, and a gun walk into a bar and decide what event has hurt Canadians the most.Nominees: local theatre, the ostrich massacre, snowball fightsOther topics: playground race wars, black market sales

A boat, a pirate, and a sea turtle battle some minor audio issues to bring you a reflection on the act of brainstorming.Nominees: sexiest environmental disaster, conservative dick game, interpretations of hellOther topics: e-scooter hazards, tortuga, pirate political alignment

we found three real scumbags from reality tv and documentaries to determine the most evil man on earth.Nominees: Jared Leto, Nate from Euphoria, Jeff BezosOther topics: feet bones, cruise dreams, how ticklish are you?

the grandchildren of frankenstein and frankenstein's monster, under the moderation of their kindergarten teacher, decide on the best city for a zombie to live.nominees: Cairo, Berlin, Las Vegasother topics: Haikyuu! fly high (again), volunteering at casinos, local politics

Your favourite Thanksgiving sides are getting together to figure out what we're most grateful for in time for the (Canadian) holiday.Nominees: robot bodies, the power of music, not having uncle problemsOther topics: band class, Brits, uber-based credit card theft, pickpockets, late trains

R.L. Stein, the Cryptkeeper, and a working actor arachnid get together to chat about spooks, scares, frights, chills, and award the best movie to watch instead of Jeepers Creepers.Nominees: Willard, Trick or Treat, Legally BlondeOther topics: Basically one big list of movies, we also talk about eating buildings again

We have recieved feedback that we can be too negative. we would never want our listeners to be stressed out or agitated, especially in this difficult time in the world. Robert Munsch, Eeeyore, and Mr. Rogers have adjusted our topics and gotten the necessary prescriptions to ensure a smooth and enjoyable podcast experience. We are deciding the award for "things I want to do." We are learning. We are holding your hand.Nominees: eating a building, going on a British panel show, fall activities with friendsOther topics: customizing your child, the invention of nails, books for kids

Howard Stern, Scrappy Doo (short for Dupont), and the girl get together to decide what the most cringe inducing online behavior was and electrify your morning commute.Nominees: Ned Fulmer, MAGA Aunts, Travis McElroyOther topics: waking up, blood diamonds, twitter main characters, how to pickle a mouse

Marshall Mathers, Peter Parker, and Mark Messier are convening to announce what women should be doing with their lives.Nominees: wife, witch, cat personOther topics: Charlie Kirk, what athletes are allowed to do, superheroes, artisanal marketplaces

The guy who steals all your lighters, not the girl you bring home to mom, and the demon that ate last week's episode gather to decide the "fell for it again" award.Nominees: harpies/sirens, Haikyuu! Fly High, hitchhikersOther topics: how much candy can one guy eat, who would you let in your car, is there a way to get rid of microplastics?

Cheester Cheetah, Tony the Tiger, and the gorilla from the gluten free cereal box are voting on the most fun thing to talk shit about.Nominees: other cities, reality tv, and a third secret thingOther topics: Duncan's bustling social life, Thomas' eating habits, Final Draft

The Ghost of Anthony Bourdain, a contestant on GBBO, and Keanu Reeves (from the hit game Cyberpunk 2077) discuss the burning question: “What sounds the best?” Nominees are: Sony MDR 7506 headphones, the retelling of the Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, and the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack Other topics include ghost food in purgatory and Dynasty Warriors. That's kind of a big one today.

Charlie Brown, Linus, and Lief Erikson are deciding the best way to alter your reality.Some topics this week: man eating dogs, rude wives, repressed memories, improvisational comedy structureNominees this week: sailing, paranormal encounters, lying

Wednesday Addams, Prince Friday, and guest judge Slug McAdams get together to figure out the winner of our "most addictive thing" category. Some topics this week: jellyfish, how to handle a ringing doorbell, Outlast, Justin Trudeau and Katy PerryNominees this week: Haikyuu! Fly High, money, beer

We saw that Time Magazine released a list of the top 100 podcasts of all time, and it sucked, and we somehow have not recieved any acolades for our history of genre-defining programs, so we're rebranding and taking matters into our own hands. Some topics this week: live music etiquette, Lord of the Rings, lightning, Pythagoras the fraudNominees this week: math, bathing regularly, and forks

Ira Glass will probably stop listening before we talk about gooning in the USS Enterprise, right?

I am not comfortable enough with the algorithm to put mechahitler in the title.

Who should play Conan, what are those evil Oilers up to, how do we impress Jesus when he comes back, and why are these anime girls running so fast? All this, and more, on the list of topics we check off this week.

We're live on location in nature, enjoying some alcoholic capris suns and letting time mosey on by. The first half of this episode is the classic and beloved hosts you know, and then they get distracted and mostly wander off for a new cast of characters (and some returning favorites) to round out the hour. Featuring witch hunts, soundscapes, and marshmallow burgers.

Walk through the story of Liam's birthday/Duncan and KT's military brilliance in the game Diplomacy, dance on the Oilers' grave, and tell us if you think showing up to youth sports for the love of the game would be weird or actually kind of a chill ass move.

We're talking about board game strategies and politics, Japan, Reddit guys (again), Newport cigarettes, all of our friends, and working long hour for no money.

Three ancient monsters reunite to talk about if they'd rather eat a dog or be impolite, Lilo and Stitch, and all of the wrong things that are happening to their bodies.

We're learning the ages of people we respect (or don't), putting fruits into a tier list, and revealing Duncan's personal information so you guys can send him a pipe bomb.