The Podcast Ever

Tune in to The Podcast Ever... mostly every Thursday at mostly 6:30pm! (We're getting back to that schedule, promise!)

Tune in to The Podcast Ever... mostly every Thursday at 6:30pm!

Tune in to The Podcast Ever... mostly every Thursday at 6:30pm!

Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at (mostly) 6:30pm!

Police bodycam footage from the event sparking a battery charge against controversial political streamer Nick Fuentes releases. Fuentes also just released videos showing a person attempting to take his life. During this stream, Ahmed and Greg will react to the videos and discuss the facts surrounding these situations. Greg also recently went to Miami... and there may just be a guest coming on at some point... TUNE IN! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at (mostly) 6:30pm!

Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at (mostly) 6:30pm!

The boys are back, joined by their Turkish companion, to see what Twitter has to say about the current epidemic of OF broads and "educated" women! Proud virgin Sophie Rain boasts about her supposed 43 million dollar income, with over 4 million dollars being donated by one man alone... this can't be real, chat. Mattress actress Lily Phillips has also made news by announcing an event where she'll take on a whopping 1,000 men in 24 hours (it just never ends...). And a childless, visibly aging woman is being COOKED for her PhD being about how smell is racist! Join the boys for this drama and more, as well as sessions scrolling Hinge and Tinder to find a woman for Ahmed to clear his mind with on the podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6:30pm!

The boys hit all the bases of a sidesplitting TPE experience as they discuss steak and popular restaurants (while going further down the rabbit hole of their lived experiences), read Reddit relationship and marriage stories that will make you say "it's so over", go over Twitter drama from the peaterverse, and check out the absolute GYATTS on Hinge and Tinder! Will Ahmed find the horchata cannons of his dreams? Tune in to find out! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

Yep... Women are indeed tripping. On this The Podcast Ever episode, the boys talk about that. They also talk about other things... to be revealed as this is yet another stream. Enjoy! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys tell of their trip to EDC Orlando as well as go over the reactions to Donald Trump's most recent presidential race victory. Tune in! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys recount their adventures (and misadventures) from this past Halloween weekend. Get ready because these surprises may just change EVERYTHING! Ahmed dressed as WHO and said WHAT?! The gang sees someone with an unexpected identity as a bartender! Ahmed meets a woman with the ideal physical appearance?! And keep on watching to see who gets crabby after an unforeseen turn of events! Tune in for all of this and more on the podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The title should explain it... but tune in as the boys talk about Halloween, the election, and haram! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever does the unthinkable and has a Turkish man on the show! Guess he's just chill like that... But he soon makes the boys question the very fabric of society as he exposes them to one of the weirdest looking women displayed on this show yet! Be she human or alien?! Ahmed talks about his experience seeing Sydney Sweeney's money bags on the big screen at Buffalo Wild Wings. And the group reacts to a man going to the store to put an end to the consumption of SUGAR, making little to no distinction between sucrose and high fructose corn syrup, as well as going to McDonald's to pay people to stop eating there. Watch all this and more on this episode of the podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys just can't seem to find themselves not wrapped up in internet shenanigans. Why is the mother of autism star Darius saying he met an infamous diddler?! Why is yet another woman flashing her body for the whole internet to see on a show which doesn't favor modern values? And why is Greg saying "Cool Whip" like that??? Tune in for all this and more, including discussions about Quarter Pounders and Discord users, on the podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys follow up with the sneak peak from last week's call-in show and have "BROOOO" on the show for a full episode. The hosts pick the brain of their pseudo-urban guest on pressing topics such as US electoral politics, which type of women are the hottest, and whether Red Bull and the caffeine in it are a problem or not for health! Is BROOOO full on MAGA now? He thinks America needs WHAT back?! Find out on the podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys start off this week's episode by calling up some familiar side characters, allowing a couple of them to speak their mind on the show! They then take a look at health tips that "all health experts agree on"... because of course they all will when an "expert" is someone who memorizes what academic consensus has determined to be unquestionably true. Also, Greg reveals an update regarding his life decisions, the boys question why so many people eat at Chili's, and Ahmed discovers the identity of one of the most notorious Twitter feminists! Plus, can you actually bite through your own finger like a carrot? Find out on the podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever meets a local rapper from Dundee, FL, who also happens to have known Ahmed for many years. Zareuz tells tales from his experience as an independent artist and his personal life, and he even drops some more lore from Ahmed's past. The boys discuss the practicality of, and controversy over, having a live-in nanny/maid and how it can highlight issues within a relationship. But is that anything compared to the potential pitfalls of your lady spending too much time with her boss? Listen to find out how that could be the nail in the coffin of a marriage! Tune in for all this and MORE on the podcast... The Podcast Ever. Zareuz's channel: https://www.youtube.com/@zareuz Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys are back at it again, discussing some of the most controversial and polarizing topics on the internet, such as... Haitian dirt cookies?! There has to be a better way to meet nutritional requirements in a time of scarcity, right? Watch as they react to cooks of the internet, including Joshua Weissman, whose weight loss journey aligns with standard normie methods. But how sustainable are these methods, really? Ahmed breaks down how to minimize stress and prevent health issues long term WITHOUT cutting calories or putting in hours a day at the gym while also analyzing Weissman's supplements, meals, macros, and workout routine. You won't want to miss it! Plus, the boys react to the new yet already infamous Talk Tuah long-form entertainment program by Haliey "Hawk Tuah" Welch. The episode features "comedian" Whitney Cummings... what could go wrong? Tune in for all this and MORE on the podcast... The Podcast Ever. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

Greg's odyssey for lamb may have seemingly come to an end on the TPE Sunday stream, but Ahmed's distractions of the grilled Charlie recipe and Tinder swiping caused him to be yet again edged (pause). So to progress forward in his journey without any more roadblocks, Greg insists that the boys learn how to make gyro meat before any other business is taken care of. Following this, Ahmed and Greg investigate a website pushing consensus statements that doesn't actually care about determining truth through reason, RationalWiki. What does this site have to say about those who say saturated fat and fruit juice are actually healthy such as Ray Peat and Paul Saladino? And lastly, Ahmed rises from the ashes of termination and returns to Duolicious to once again see what his options are in the femcel space! Tune in for all of this and more on the podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

Chip Burgan, joke maker and childhood friend of Ahmed, joins the boys to tell of their weekend escapades as well as reveal the dark truth about the Arab-named co-host of the show. What was Ahmed like before TPE and what has he been hiding from both the viewers and Greg? Plus, Ahmed once again sets out to find a woman worth committing to on Tinder... but will Greg's attempts to persuade him to seek out more one night stands and short term fun finally prevail? Find out on the podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The time has one again come to swipe left and right on these broads as Ahmed and Greg take a look at Tinder. Will a fair maiden appear so that Ahmed can put an end to his arduous search for a trad wife or will Greg continue to tell him to swipe right on young 304s and single mothers "for the one time"... either way, it seems like the boys will perhaps be finding themselves with some opportunities to procure various artifacts, don't miss it! But first, Ahmed and Greg tell of their experience at a Brazilian buffet and debate whether turkey should remain a staple meat in American culture, as well as discuss some odd practices of both the past and present. And what is with these low effort YouTube games used in brainrot videos and Family Guy Shorts? Tune in to find out on the Podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

Following another night packed with an ungodly quantity of beverages, the boys recount their recollection and takeaways in the form of a feature-length tale filled with bar hopping, Rumple Minze, and withdrawing previously deposited liquid assets. Over the weekend, Ahmed meets a notorious friend of Greg's and Greg gets to know a former roommate of Ahmed's. Are we in the endgame now, chat? May as well consider this a Marvel movie with the amount of appearances and cameos from characters of The Podcast Ever Cinematic Universe! Tune in and find out who lives and who pukes on The Podcast... The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

In this episode of the Podcast Ever, your two hosts finally uncover an episode of Tomorrow's Teachings that actually has a clear message to teach. Aside from that Ahmed places focus on the recent occurrences in the UK in regard to riots and offensive language online. Greg stumbles upon the phenomenon of married women claiming they have crushes on more attractive men but that it's "ok". What is this lesson that Tomorrow's Teachings finally gets right? What is the rationale for the married woman's wandering eye? Is Britain taking a page from Orwell to silence dissent? Find out in this bombastic episode of The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever starts off it’s 36th episode with a detour into fast food commercial nostalgia as Greg remembers a bygone Popeye's jingle, largely forgotten by the public. Ahmed tells the tale of the (allegedly) female Algerian Olympic boxer, Imane Khelif’s, mysterious origins and the impact this had on an opponent. And Ozempic, the new fad drug for weight loss, used most recently by “artist” Ice Spice, is investigated by the boys as they dive into the method of the drug and it's possible side effects. Also see reactions to the hallway chirp and eating content, on The Podcast… Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys are back for another episode of The Podcast Ever. Greg tells of his escapades at a bar and how he nullified the negative effects of alcohol for the next day! Ahmed finds a new way to search for a traditional wife by signing up for a Muslim dating app, InshAllah, and discusses the new Deadpool film. And the lads discuss the controversy of the Paris Olympics opening ceremony. So what is Greg's hangover cure? Is it peaty? Will Ahmed find his trad bride after all? Was Deadpool 3, Deadpool and Wolverine, all that fans had hoped it would be? And will ratings for the Olympics plummet or will the drag queen performance attract (pause) viewers who want to see what the deal is with... these individuals? Find out THIS TIME on the podcast... Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever is back to once again tackle the most troubling topics of our age. Chris aka Kris aka Ava Tyson of Mr. Beast has found himself in a new controversy that resembles the consistent cause of the downfall of many other major Youtubers/streamers these days. Kamala Harris joins the 2024 race and the lads ponder Trump's reaction to her campaign, in addition to revisiting her past. And the boys discuss the logistics of Ahmed's romantic side hustles, as well as which of two suboptimal traits is worse in a potential partner. Tune in for all of this and more on The Podcast... The Podcast Ever. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Donald has a close shave with a campaign ending event, and The Podcast Ever are here to discuss the event's details and implications. The boys discover an interesting truth about Trump's newly selected VP running mate, and discuss the optimal ratio of macros for a proper Peat friendly and Metabolically healthy diet/lifestyle. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

In this Episode of The Podcast Ever, Greg and Ahmed discuss the futility of hair loss remedies and what actually causes and effectively prevents/reverses balding. Then Ahmed shares his most recent excursion into the land of snow above the USA and his multi-day fight over eggs and interactions with certain foreigners. Lastly, the duo get an overview of the liberty based values that characterize Australia and how they manifested in a recent crisis. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever is inaugurating its streaming debut on the great day of independence from the metric system. Join your favorite 2 hosts of the Podcast Ever on this Holiday special stream! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys talk about a trend of videos criticizing the 9 to 5 work system, Watch an out of pocket video emulating but deviating from the Dhar Mann formula, and look to Bumble once more for potential matches. First up, why does it seem like so many people don't enjoy their jobs? They're just waiting for their next vacations, fantasizing about what life outside of the office could be like. Boomers think the new generations having a distaste for life revolving around one's job is a problem, but they really just seem to be out of touch (and out of time). Why is the system like this? Will it change? Is there a way to escape wage slavery? Next, the boys discover a channel called Tomorrow's Teachings, which creates content filled with absurd behavior and taboo relationships. It's got to be for views, right? And lastly, the search continues for the woman of Ahmed's dreams amongst a sea of... less than favorable options. Modern women, amirite? You won't want to miss this wacky installment of the Podcast, the Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys are back to go through the Bumble experience and navigate their way to a potential future tradwife. They also examine a controversial movie in a similar formula to Borat and watch how Carnivores make beloved desserts like cake and cookies. Can you make a dessert without sugar? Is honey Carnivore? Will Bumble be the answer to the perennial quest for a female counterpart? Tune in to find the answer to these questions and much more... Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

Ahmed tells his recent experimentation with obscure medicine, and his issues with his previous doctor, Greg shares his discovery of a strange user on Quora, The lads explore Alex Jones' most controversial prediction, and one man's greatest regret. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

This episode of the Podcast Ever, sees the lads investigating how different demographics use and experience tik tok, the possibility of a female comedian that's actually humorous, the craze behind eating corn starch, and how to properly approach a legal courtesan in Nevada. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever #26 is a special blend of comparing comfort foods, Deep diving on the lore of a side character to a YouTube megastar, and the most sensational meme of the upcoming American election cycle. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever episode #25, sees the hosts return after a weekend of booze fueled highs and lows. This episode delves into the not so secret truth about Diddy, and the hosts reunite on a new dating app made for introverts! Will Bro ever get enough drinks to fulfill his quest? Did Diddy do it? Will the lads finally find love on a dating app? Tune in and see! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever returns with most pressing questions and concerns of our age. The two hosts ponder the implications of an insightful 'would you rather' question, witness a hero get robbed live, and dive deep into the viral new dating app aimed at involuntary celibate females. Featuring NPC Miles Morales from TikTok, femcels both fake and true, and the Duolicious dating site that will either make you say “we’re so back” or “it’s so over”. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever dives deep into why Greg has a sudden craving for carrots, the continuation of the Massage saga including mishaps at night clubs, and the benefits/experiences of returning to Church. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever is Back with yet another episode of audible misadventures. Greg recounts his frustrations with Restaurant ingredients and shares his new favorite dish to make at home. The boys talk about an acquaintance's experience getting a massage and the hypocrisy of TradCon online personalities. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever is back with your two charismatic hosts. The boys share one of their most memorable nights out in the club scene, and discuss the fiery debate between the arch-Atheist, Matt Dillahunty and the up and coming Christian debater, Andrew Wilson! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever reunites with former guest and pizza personality Papa John! The trio discuss the ethics of drawing a picture, a chamber of explosive proportions, Greg's new culinary discovery, The type of food prevalent in the streets of India, and Papa John's dangerous encounter with British immigrants. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

In this episode of The Podcast Ever, Greg tells the epic of how he embodied Odysseus in a Discord conflict, Ahmed recounts one of the worst meals he's had at a dining establishment, The lads discover a controversial tradition in Afghanistan, and analyze the internet's favorite dancer. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The lads are back to discuss the most pressing issues of our time in the 18th installment of The Podcast Ever. Ahmed shares his anecdotes of a recent nocturnal excursion, which leads to a discussion on the optimal security guard, a misinterpreted philosophical concept, the origins of modern sophism, and the validity of an addiction to certain types of content. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The boys are back with a new episode of The Podcast Ever. In this episode Greg shares his experience in the South Beach area, The boys learn what it truly means to find truth in the cookie, and how exactly the context of certain information can change a person's entire worldview for better or for worse. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Charismatic personality known by the name of Ignis (or sometimes Nigis) joins the boys to talk about the most pressing issues of our time. The destruction of the noble tradwife and the provider husband, the cause of nutrient deficiency, The correct ideals in a western society, the best ways to become financially free, and how to push back against propaganda instrumental in control of the masses. This is an extra spicy episode of The Podcast Ever and one for the ages. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever reveals their love of Christ and his mission on earth while describing the lives and habits of various sinners that desperately need redemption in the name of the Lord. The lads also discuss the best regional styles of bagels, the logic behind the concept of "judgement", and the best type of Spanish accent. Tune in for the most holy of episodes in the saga of The Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever is back with a special guest. The boys talk about a recent concert fiasco with a couple, the oppression hierarchy, and a celebrity's relationship goals. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever records a special episode for Valentine's Day. The lads break down the Putin interview hosted by Tucker Carlson and the implications it has for modern geopolitics. Greg reveals his newfound rabbit hole of ancient mysticism with ties to modern ideology. Then the boys discuss the origins of the patron saint of Epilepsy and how to properly use the gym for a date or pickup scenario. All this and more in the Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever records a special episode for Valentine's Day. The lads break down the Putin interview hosted by Tucker Carlson and the implications it has for modern geopolitics. Greg reveals his newfound rabbit hole of ancient mysticism with ties to modern ideology. Then the boys discuss the origins of the patron saint of Epilepsy and how to properly use the gym for a date or pickup scenario. All this and more in the Podcast Ever! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!

The Podcast Ever tells the tales of Ahmed's rambunctious escapades in DC, and the unexpected winner of Miss Japan. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm! #podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #thepodcast #thepodcastever #cider #hardcider #dc #dairy #washington #washingtondc #districtofcolumbia #japan #missjapan #dance #dancing #twitter #redmeat #beef #korea #mead #politics

The lads take a long overdue deep dive on the animation stylings of the Rising Sun and the new trend amongst tradcon "content creators" on the internet. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!