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The Podcast Ever
by David
The Podcast Ever is the only podcast that will fill your hours with entertainment and knowledge on the most relevant and pressing issues of our age.
Episodes
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TikTok Is BANNED, We Try RedNote! GOONICIDE! & Lily Phillips Is Doing WHAT?! | The Podcast Ever #59
Tune in to The Podcast Ever... mostly every Thursday at mostly 6:30pm! (We're getting back to that schedule, promise!)
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🥷🏿s Call Me The Sandwich! New Impractical Jokers? CA Fires! The Turk's BACK | The Podcast Ever #58
Tune in to The Podcast Ever... mostly every Thursday at 6:30pm!
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Elon Loves Indians? Cybertruck EXPLODES at Trump Hotel! 2025 Resolutions! | The Podcast Ever #57
Tune in to The Podcast Ever... mostly every Thursday at 6:30pm!
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THE CHRISTMAS EVER (of 2024)! SRIRAM = MAGA?! And Tales of Fond Memories | The Podcast Ever #56
Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at (mostly) 6:30pm!
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Nick Fuentes Bodycam & SH00T3R FOOTAGE! Greg: Back to Miami?! Surprise Guest? | The Podcast Ever #55
Police bodycam footage from the event sparking a battery charge against controversial political streamer Nick Fuentes releases. Fuentes also just released videos showing a person attempting to take his life. During this stream, Ahmed and Greg will react to the videos and discuss the facts...
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TPE ANNIVERSARY! Fishtank & Sam Hyde's Stand-Up! Lily Phillips VS 100 MEN?! | The Podcast Ever #54
Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at (mostly) 6:30pm!
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The Sophie Rain Scandal! Return of the Turk?! Hinge & Tinder! | The Podcast Ever #53
The boys are back, joined by their Turkish companion, to see what Twitter has to say about the current epidemic of OF broads and "educated" women! Proud virgin Sophie Rain boasts about her supposed 43 million dollar income, with over 4 million dollars being donated by one man alone... this can't…
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The Hinge Episode! (+ More Tinder), Reddit Relationships, Health Influencers | The Podcast Ever #52
The boys hit all the bases of a sidesplitting TPE experience as they discuss steak and popular restaurants (while going further down the rabbit hole of their lived experiences), read Reddit relationship and marriage stories that will make you say "it's so over", go over Twitter drama from the...
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FEMALES BE TRIPPING! We're Chill Guys, Though | The Podcast Ever #51
Yep... Women are indeed tripping. On this The Podcast Ever episode, the boys talk about that. They also talk about other things... to be revealed as this is yet another stream. Enjoy! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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POST-EDC 2024 STREAM + POST-ELECTION TALK | The Podcast Ever #50
The boys tell of their trip to EDC Orlando as well as go over the reactions to Donald Trump's most recent presidential race victory. Tune in! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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The Halloween Special Ever! Miami Trip: TPE Vice City! And Who Got INFECTED?! | The Podcast Ever #49
The boys recount their adventures (and misadventures) from this past Halloween weekend. Get ready because these surprises may just change EVERYTHING! Ahmed dressed as WHO and said WHAT?! The gang sees someone with an unexpected identity as a bartender! Ahmed meets a woman with the ideal physical...
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PRE-HALLOWEEN STREAM BECAUSE WE'LL BE OUT CLUBBING | The Podcast Ever #48
The title should explain it... but tune in as the boys talk about Halloween, the election, and haram! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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Alien DATING?! Sydney Sweeney's BATHTUB Scene! Turkish Man Meets TPE! | The Podcast Ever #47
The Podcast Ever does the unthinkable and has a Turkish man on the show! Guess he's just chill like that... But he soon makes the boys question the very fabric of society as he exposes them to one of the weirdest looking women displayed on this show yet! Be she human or alien?! Ahmed talks about...
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Darius Met WHO?! 304s Can't Stop Flashing!!! The Cool Whip Incident! | The Podcast Ever #46
The boys just can't seem to find themselves not wrapped up in internet shenanigans. Why is the mother of autism star Darius saying he met an infamous diddler?! Why is yet another woman flashing her body for the whole internet to see on a show which doesn't favor modern values? And why is Greg...
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The EpiBROde Ever: MAGA, Ranking Women, Charlie Kirk (NIP SLIP?!), Red Bull! | The Podcast Ever #45
The boys follow up with the sneak peak from last week's call-in show and have "BROOOO" on the show for a full episode. The hosts pick the brain of their pseudo-urban guest on pressing topics such as US electoral politics, which type of women are the hottest, and whether Red Bull and the caffeine…
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Call-In Show?! Rating Normie Health Tips! Can You Bite Through Your Finger?! | The Podcast Ever #44
The boys start off this week's episode by calling up some familiar side characters, allowing a couple of them to speak their mind on the show! They then take a look at health tips that "all health experts agree on"... because of course they all will when an "expert" is someone who memorizes what...
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TPE Meets Rapper @zareuz ! More Ahmed Lore?! The Maid Controversy!!! | The Podcast Ever #43
The Podcast Ever meets a local rapper from Dundee, FL, who also happens to have known Ahmed for many years. Zareuz tells tales from his experience as an independent artist and his personal life, and he even drops some more lore from Ahmed's past. The boys discuss the practicality of, and...
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The WRONG Way To Lose Weight! Reacting to Talk Tuah... Haitian DIRT Cookies?! | The Podcast Ever #42
The boys are back at it again, discussing some of the most controversial and polarizing topics on the internet, such as... Haitian dirt cookies?! There has to be a better way to meet nutritional requirements in a time of scarcity, right? Watch as they react to cooks of the internet, including...
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Return to Duolicious! How to Make Gyros! NPC Wikipedia?! PEATING!! | The Podcast Ever #41
Greg's odyssey for lamb may have seemingly come to an end on the TPE Sunday stream, but Ahmed's distractions of the grilled Charlie recipe and Tinder swiping caused him to be yet again edged (pause). So to progress forward in his journey without any more roadblocks, Greg insists that the boys…
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Chip Burgan Meets TPE! Ahmed's SECRET Lore EXPOSED?! Plus Tinder Round 2 | The Podcast Ever #40
Chip Burgan, joke maker and childhood friend of Ahmed, joins the boys to tell of their weekend escapades as well as reveal the dark truth about the Arab-named co-host of the show. What was Ahmed like before TPE and what has he been hiding from both the viewers and Greg? Plus, Ahmed once again…
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We Try Tinder! Any Non-304s? Is Turkey Mid? And WTF Is This YouTube Game?! | The Podcast Ever #39
The time has one again come to swipe left and right on these broads as Ahmed and Greg take a look at Tinder. Will a fair maiden appear so that Ahmed can put an end to his arduous search for a trad wife or will Greg continue to tell him to swipe right on young 304s and single mothers "for the one...
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More Tales From the Club! More Bars, More Alkahal... WE ARE SO BACK | The Podcast Ever #38
Following another night packed with an ungodly quantity of beverages, the boys recount their recollection and takeaways in the form of a feature-length tale filled with bar hopping, Rumple Minze, and withdrawing previously deposited liquid assets. Over the weekend, Ahmed meets a notorious friend…
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Britain's Great Leap Forward!! She has a CRUSH while MARRIED?! | The Podcast Ever #37
In this episode of the Podcast Ever, your two hosts finally uncover an episode of Tomorrow's Teachings that actually has a clear message to teach. Aside from that Ahmed places focus on the recent occurrences in the UK in regard to riots and offensive language online. Greg stumbles upon the...
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Discovering the LOST Popeye's Jingle!? OZEMPIC?! Woman boxes "Female" | The Podcast Ever #36
The Podcast Ever starts off it’s 36th episode with a detour into fast food commercial nostalgia as Greg remembers a bygone Popeye's jingle, largely forgotten by the public. Ahmed tells the tale of the (allegedly) female Algerian Olympic boxer, Imane Khelif’s, mysterious origins and the impact…
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New Deadpool Film! How to Prevent a Hangover! Muslim Dating App!? | The Podcast Ever #35
The boys are back for another episode of The Podcast Ever. Greg tells of his escapades at a bar and how he nullified the negative effects of alcohol for the next day! Ahmed finds a new way to search for a traditional wife by signing up for a Muslim dating app, InshAllah, and discusses the new...
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"Kris" Tyson BUSTED! The ROAST of Kamala Harris! Tattoos or Piercings: DEBATE | The Podcast Ever #34
The Podcast Ever is back to once again tackle the most troubling topics of our age. Chris aka Kris aka Ava Tyson of Mr. Beast has found himself in a new controversy that resembles the consistent cause of the downfall of many other major Youtubers/streamers these days. Kamala Harris joins the 2024...
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The Guaranteed Trump Victory?! Who is JD Vance? The Protein Problem?! | The Podcast Ever #33
The Donald has a close shave with a campaign ending event, and The Podcast Ever are here to discuss the event's details and implications. The boys discover an interesting truth about Trump's newly selected VP running mate, and discuss the optimal ratio of macros for a proper Peat friendly and...
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How to Prevent Balding! Ahmed's Escape From Canada?! Australian Security!? | The Podcast Ever #32
In this Episode of The Podcast Ever, Greg and Ahmed discuss the futility of hair loss remedies and what actually causes and effectively prevents/reverses balding. Then Ahmed shares his most recent excursion into the land of snow above the USA and his multi-day fight over eggs and interactions…
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The Podcast Ever #31 | July 4th Special Stream
The Podcast Ever is inaugurating its streaming debut on the great day of independence from the metric system. Join your favorite 2 hosts of the Podcast Ever on this Holiday special stream! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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Wage Slave Frustrations! Discount Dhar Mann?! More Bumble Shenanigans! | The Podcast Ever #30
The boys talk about a trend of videos criticizing the 9 to 5 work system, Watch an out of pocket video emulating but deviating from the Dhar Mann formula, and look to Bumble once more for potential matches. First up, why does it seem like so many people don't enjoy their jobs? They're just…
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The BUMBLE Episode! Carnivore CAKE!!? This Movie is a War Crime?!! | The Podcast Ever #29
The boys are back to go through the Bumble experience and navigate their way to a potential future tradwife. They also examine a controversial movie in a similar formula to Borat and watch how Carnivores make beloved desserts like cake and cookies. Can you make a dessert without sugar? Is honey...
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The Quora to Pr0n Pipeline?! Alex Jones Predicted WHAT?! Indian Doctor Advice | The Podcast Ever #28
Ahmed tells his recent experimentation with obscure medicine, and his issues with his previous doctor, Greg shares his discovery of a strange user on Quora, The lads explore Alex Jones' most controversial prediction, and one man's greatest regret. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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The REAL Chinese Tik Tok?!! Funny Female Comedian?!! Strumpets in Nevada?!! | The Podcast Ever #27
This episode of the Podcast Ever, sees the lads investigating how different demographics use and experience tik tok, the possibility of a female comedian that's actually humorous, the craze behind eating corn starch, and how to properly approach a legal courtesan in Nevada. Tune in to The Podcast...
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WTF Happened to "Kris"?! Bro Just Eats HONEY? Gen Z FAILS Brain Rot AP Exam | The Podcast Ever #26
The Podcast Ever #26 is a special blend of comparing comfort foods, Deep diving on the lore of a side character to a YouTube megastar, and the most sensational meme of the upcoming American election cycle. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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The Rise & Fall of a Beveraged Man!! Diddy Do It?! Dating Introverts on Boo!! | The Podcast Ever #25
The Podcast Ever episode #25, sees the hosts return after a weekend of booze fueled highs and lows. This episode delves into the not so secret truth about Diddy, and the hosts reunite on a new dating app made for introverts! Will Bro ever get enough drinks to fulfill his quest? Did Diddy do it?...
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Gay Son or Th0t Daughter?! NPC Miles Morales Gets Robbed! Femcel Dating App? | The Podcast Ever #24
The Podcast Ever returns with most pressing questions and concerns of our age. The two hosts ponder the implications of an insightful 'would you rather' question, witness a hero get robbed live, and dive deep into the viral new dating app aimed at involuntary celibate females. Featuring NPC Miles...
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Adult Club Tomfoolery! Look to the Carrot!! Greg's Religious Experience?!! | The Podcast Ever #23
The Podcast Ever dives deep into why Greg has a sudden craving for carrots, the continuation of the Massage saga including mishaps at night clubs, and the benefits/experiences of returning to Church. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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The Trouble with "Butter"?! TradCon Egirls?! The Best Massage Parlor?!! | The Podcast Ever #22
The Podcast Ever is Back with yet another episode of audible misadventures. Greg recounts his frustrations with Restaurant ingredients and shares his new favorite dish to make at home. The boys talk about an acquaintance's experience getting a massage and the hypocrisy of TradCon online...
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Tales from the Club! Matt Dillahunty’s Fall?! | The Podcast Ever #21
The Podcast Ever is back with your two charismatic hosts. The boys share one of their most memorable nights out in the club scene, and discuss the fiery debate between the arch-Atheist, Matt Dillahunty and the up and coming Christian debater, Andrew Wilson! Tune in to The Podcast Ever every...
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Papa John and Greg's British Adventure! Indian Fine Dining! Eastern Ethics?! | The Podcast Ever #20
The Podcast Ever reunites with former guest and pizza personality Papa John! The trio discuss the ethics of drawing a picture, a chamber of explosive proportions, Greg's new culinary discovery, The type of food prevalent in the streets of India, and Papa John's dangerous encounter with British...
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Greg's Odyssey! Afghanistan's Favorite Pastime?! Worst Outback Meal?! Hugo! | The Podcast Ever #19
In this episode of The Podcast Ever, Greg tells the epic of how he embodied Odysseus in a Discord conflict, Ahmed recounts one of the worst meals he's had at a dining establishment, The lads discover a controversial tradition in Afghanistan, and analyze the internet's favorite dancer. Tune in to...
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The Ideal Security Guard?! Solipsism and Tabula Rasa! “Content” Addiction?! | The Podcast Ever #18
The lads are back to discuss the most pressing issues of our time in the 18th installment of The Podcast Ever. Ahmed shares his anecdotes of a recent nocturnal excursion, which leads to a discussion on the optimal security guard, a misinterpreted philosophical concept, the origins of modern...
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Greg's Miami Escapades, "LOOK TO THE COOKIE!", Government Approved Info | The Podcast Ever #17
The boys are back with a new episode of The Podcast Ever. In this episode Greg shares his experience in the South Beach area, The boys learn what it truly means to find truth in the cookie, and how exactly the context of certain information can change a person's entire worldview for better or for...
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Ignis meets The Podcast Ever | The Podcast Ever #16
The Charismatic personality known by the name of Ignis (or sometimes Nigis) joins the boys to talk about the most pressing issues of our time. The destruction of the noble tradwife and the provider husband, the cause of nutrient deficiency, The correct ideals in a western society, the best ways…
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We Convert to Christianity and Spread Custom Bagels to Sinners | The Podcast Ever #15
The Podcast Ever reveals their love of Christ and his mission on earth while describing the lives and habits of various sinners that desperately need redemption in the name of the Lord. The lads also discuss the best regional styles of bagels, the logic behind the concept of "judgement", and the...
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Game is Game with Ryan Gosling | The Podcast Ever #14
The Podcast Ever is back with a special guest. The boys talk about a recent concert fiasco with a couple, the oppression hierarchy, and a celebrity's relationship goals. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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Greek Coomers and Urban Gooners | The Podcast Ever #13
The Podcast Ever records a special episode for Valentine's Day. The lads break down the Putin interview hosted by Tucker Carlson and the implications it has for modern geopolitics. Greg reveals his newfound rabbit hole of ancient mysticism with ties to modern ideology. Then the boys discuss the...
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Putin's Valentine, Valentine's Day Origins, and the Proper Gym Rizz | The Podcast Ever #12
The Podcast Ever records a special episode for Valentine's Day. The lads break down the Putin interview hosted by Tucker Carlson and the implications it has for modern geopolitics. Greg reveals his newfound rabbit hole of ancient mysticism with ties to modern ideology. Then the boys discuss the...
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Fellas in DC | The Podcast Ever #11
The Podcast Ever tells the tales of Ahmed's rambunctious escapades in DC, and the unexpected winner of Miss Japan. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm! #podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #thepodcast #thepodcastever #cider #hardcider #dc #dairy #washington #washingtondc...
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MOGGING on Anime and Trad "Content Creators" | The Podcast Ever #10
The lads take a long overdue deep dive on the animation stylings of the Rising Sun and the new trend amongst tradcon "content creators" on the internet. Tune in to The Podcast Ever every Thursday at 6pm!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
The Podcast Ever is the only podcast that will fill your hours with entertainment and knowledge on the most relevant and pressing issues of our age.
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